My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

by Coldsteel666

In which we are introduced to Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, who, after defeating Sonic in battle, finds himself in a strange new world in a weak new body. Coldsteel realizes that if he is alive in a new reality, Sonic might be too, and he may have to defeat Sonic in battle using strange new creatures called Pokémon to do it.

10. Sonic Military: Cream of the Sonic Force

In front of me stands Kevin Robinson from School. He's a fucking retarded faggot and no-one likes him. And he's the reason his parents are divorced. If I had been unlucky in having my thoughts and personality inserted into that of a weak teenage girl, then Kevin had been completely shafted in having his thoughts and personality inserted into a young child that was just as ugly and retarted as he was. It couldn't have happened to a person I hated more and I love it.

Well, it's probably Kevin Robinson, anyway. They both have the same first name and they both look like cum stains.

By the way, Kevin: fuck you.

We're encountered eachother in a world entirely different to that in which we used to live, and yet here we are. Mortal enemies. An epic standoff. About to engage eachother in glorious battle in a way that neither of us had ever even envisioned existed a few months ago – battling eachother with trained attack monsters.

Sometimes life is pretty fucking sweet and it doesn't even have to involve naked girls who are sluts with big boobys.

Next to Kevin is a Pokémon called a Grubbin. It's a small, brightly-coloured bug Pokemon with somewhat large mandibles. And while people say that size isn't everything, those people either have small cocks or girlfriends with small boobys and don't want to upset them. Everyone else knows just how wrong that is. And right now, it looks like Kevin has a very small cock indeed.

Beside me, the Butterfree I've trained from a Caterpie - a huge butterfly, black-and-white wings, purple body, large red eyes, large black antennae. This battle with Kevin Robinson is the first big test Butterfree and I have had as trainers. Hau doesn't count because Hau is a nobody and if you're challenging someone with a water Pokémon when you know they have a grass Pokémon you fucking suck and it's not worth bragging about beating you.

Kevin and I stare eachother down, our Pokémon at our side.

Kevin Robinson commands his Grubbin to attack my Pokemon. I command my Butterfree to use Gust on his Grubbin.

I can feel the surge of dark power that only comes from being part of the original 151 Kanto Pokémon coursing through Butterfree's body. Butterfree begins to make powerful beats of its wings. The dark powers dwelling inside Butterfree stir the air around it in strange and unusual ways. With a final powerful wingbeat, Butterfree blasts the agitated gust of air at Kevin's Grubbin.

The airblast hits the Grubbin, and I see it physically recoil and keel over. Knocked the fuck out in one hit. Get fucking wrecked, Kevin, you fucking suck.

That was pretty damn cool. Now it's time to go visit the Professor. Later, losers.