My name is Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

by Coldsteel666

In which we are introduced to Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, who, after defeating Sonic in battle, finds himself in a strange new world in a weak new body. Coldsteel realizes that if he is alive in a new reality, Sonic might be too, and he may have to defeat Sonic in battle using strange new creatures called Pokémon to do it.

12. We're Always Ready For Action

I make my way back north, towards my house. The Tauros isn't in the way any more, so I'm free to make my way west, unimpeded, towards the Pokémon Trainer's School. Got places to go, got to follow my rainbow. There's a Pokémon centre on the way there, and Ironing Board is out front. I've no choice but to go past her if I want to go to the Trainer's School.

However, I can't follow my rainbow for too long. Ironing Board stops me, deciding for both of us that I need to be shown around the Pokémon centre, unrequested, as if I'm retarded like Hau or herself. Fuck off, you condescending bitch. Who the fuck doesn't know how a Pokémon centre works?

I'm not even going to bore you with her showing me around the Centre. Just because I suffered doesn't mean you have to too.

There are two bits of good news, though. Finally, I don't have to go home to heal my Pokémon any more. Goodbye Mother, won't be seeing you again any time soon. Secondly, I can put the stupid grass bird in my PC. It's not part of the original 151 or Alolan-Exeggutor, and it isn't strong enough for me to keep in my team. Anyway, I need to keep space on my team for more powerful Pokémon like Brave Slowpoke and Butterfree.

Lillie leaves me alone and heads off to the Trainer's School. Finally. Guess who's not going to school? This hedgeheg, that's who.

I leave the Pokémon centre, and the Pokémon Trainer's School is just ahead. I spot Lillie standing with the Professor, and a hot woman with short, dark hair, glasses and nice boobys and reminds me of quite a few women I've slept with. Wow, guess who wants to go to school now and get a hands-on education? This hedgeheg, that's who. Heh heh heh.

I reach the school and meet Professor Kukui, harpy and the vision of hotness I spotted before. She introduces herself as being a teacher named Emily. I can almost give her my whole attention and ignore the harpy nearby, except the harpy keeps on interrupting us. Fuck off, adults are talking here.

Professor Kukui tells me that to graduate I need to go beat up four trainers. Wait a minute, this is actually awesome. I thought this school would be boring shit like studying and taking exams but I can get behind this. There might even be some money and maybe some quality time with a hot woman too.

I take the time to explore the grounds near the trainer's school and catch a Magnemite. Since I know Magneton is kinda slow, I make sure it has a Timid nature to make sure it can outspeed everything it possibly can. I then take the time to train it up, and it learns Magnet Bomb and Light Screen.

Now, I'm ready. Time to get this education on the road.