Now I have a team of three quality Kanto Pokémon, it's time to get back to the challenge. Four kids, four BTFOs to bag. And try to spend some quality time with my hot teacher Emily, preferably with as little clothing as possible. Beating up kids for lunch money seems easy enough, so I decide to do that first. It turns out that it is rather easy. The first three aren't even a challenge. There's one random digimon called a Bonsly that uses copycat to steal Slowpoke's Water Gun to use against the water-type Slowpoke. Pro strats, fam.
There's a fourth trainer, who had been waiting for me to beat the other three before he'd accept a challenge from me. He opens with the line: "it's cool to be strong." Wow, finally someone that might be good for some quality training. I'm excited.
They send out Alola-Grimer. Lol, they suck so bad they don't even know how much they suck.
Slowpoke wins by using Water Gun several times – it's still in training, after all - and Alola-Grimer doesn't have much of a response. Easy win.
My opponent, after losing, says that if he can't aim for good, he'll try being pretty instead. His battle skills suck, so it's going to be hard to raise the money he needs, and cosmetic surgery is going to be expensive, since he's rather on the ugly side. Nuthin' personnel, kid. Press "f" to pay respects.
He also gives me the TM Work Up, which doesn't work for any of my Pokémon, but hey, free gift. Nice.
Suddenly, a call comes out over the school's PA system. It's my teacher Emily and I'm being called to see her. Fucking sweet. Looks like it's time to start on the second job, which should be much more enjoyable.
Lillie comes up and asks me what I've done wrong. Nothing… yet. Give us five minutes alone and I'll come up with a few things. Heh heh heh.
The Rotom that was installed in my Pokedex pipes up and calls me a naughty girl for being called to the office. I sexually identify as a male hedgeheg and I'm trapped inside a girl's body, so my life is weird enough already. I don't need anthropromorphic appliances saying weird kinky shit to me.
Time to give that bitch a Pokémon battle. Bitches love Pokémon battles. I decide that my most solid Pokémon is Magnemite, and I put it in the lead of my party.
I manage to find Emily, and she congratulates me on my victories – it's nice to know she's been keeping watch on me, even if I didn't see her – and she challenges me to a Pokémon battle. Pokémon battles are how Pokémon trainers do foreplay, just so you know.
I send out my Magnemite. She sends out her own Magnemite. She obviously knows the dark powers that the original 151 have access to. Oh, and she has big boobys. Emily is definitely my kind of woman.
I start the match by using Magnemite's "barrier", and she doesn't really have an answer to that. It's a bit of a battle, since neither of us have moves that aren't not-very-effective against the other, but in the end, my magnemite easily beats hers.
After that, I wonder what her second Pokémon would be from such a tough trainer. It turns out to be a meowth, but one that's devolved by being in Alola. What a letdown. After the relative challenge that was Magnemite, it's an easy win.
Emily gives me some blue balls for winning. Just as we're about to get started with what happens after foreplay, Professor Kukui and a random shows up. I've been fucking cockblocked. Well, so to speak, I can't really get blocked that way any more. Press "f" to pay respects.
It turns out the random is some trial captain and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I don't care. I hate you both so much, you've ruined my quality time with the teacher. And I was so close to getting it on too. Or off, to be more truthful.
After the conversation, we head down to the entrance, where it's time to say goodbye to everyone. The losers I beat decide to give me advice – and why would you want losers to give you advice? All of the keks.
Time to ditch this shithole. Later.