What on EARTH?

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A Bad Impression

Mavis walked in holding two piles of somewhat formal clothing. "I called the school earlier to tell them that you guys were enrolling in the school." She smiled teasingly at the sight of the three in the same bed. Lucy went red, again. "It's not what it looks like!" she squealed. Mavis let out a bubbly laugh to Lucy's embarrassment. "I know, and Lucy, make sure to thanks those spirits of yours." The blonde girl left the room, off to accomplish breakfast.

Deciding that her partners were asleep, Lucy took the risks of changing in the bedroom, behind the door. She tore off her clothes and looked at the new ones given. There was a red jumper imprinted with a logo which was a swan, a white polo, a gray skirt and gray tights. (Kinda basing it on my old primary school clothes though I wore trousers.)

"Luce, what are you doing over there?" Natsu asked sleepily, coming closer. Lucy panicked wildly.

"Eek, don't come any closer!" The girl screamed. "I'm changing here!" She poked her head out nervously.

"Oh I get it." The Salamander grinned. "You're embarrassed by your small package now! Its okay Lucy, I wont judge."

What the actual hell Natsu? You really don't get it. Lucy thought.

"Yeah whatever, can I change now, here's yours by the way." Lucy tossed the rest to him.

About 5 minutes later, both were devouring their meal which could only be described as burnt bread. Toast, apparently. Judging by Mavis's reaction to all this, you really would think she'd rather stay here. Happy ate a fish contently.

"Gemini helped with all these school supplies." Mavis told them as she handed two bags, one with Happy's face and one with Plue's. Lucy gasped at the cuteness. "The school is across the road since I need to get a job." Once again, the ghost turned into a young woman. "Illusion magic." she admitted. The trio watched as she dashed of out of her shoes. "Goodbye, I'll collect you at 3." She waved, making her way out using the window. "Use the window!"

"Wait, 3? 3'o clock? That's about six hours!" Lucy calculated. Happy signed at the thought of being lonely for such a long time. Natsu sensed the apparent distress of his exceed and picked him up and placed him in his bag. "See, now you can come with us!" he declared.

"Aye!" Happy was delighted that he could join in.

"Alright!" Lucy grabbed her Plue backpack and swung it around her shoulders. "Lets go!"

They all jumped out like Mavis since really, no one could be bothered about that poor, little door. Landing safely, they walked across the road like Mavis instructed and followed a line of other children with their parents which led them up to a large school named Magnolia Primary. (lets just pretend Magnolia is in England.)

"Magnolia..?" Natsu said, confused.

"Either its a coincidence or its like Edolas." Lucy concluded, "hey, do you think that there are different versions of us here? Like with Lucy Ashley." Happy shrugged and ducked into Natsu's bag as a crowd of giggling girls strolled by through the gates that surrounded the school. "Lets head to the office or whatever its called." Lucy said, walking off with the pink haired boy after her. His bright hair attracted a lot of people, students and parents as they stared at this boy in wonder.

"Hi, there are you new here?" A soft voice called out. A young woman sat there in the office. "No way..." Natsu gulped. Her creamy, pale skin matched her white hair which was styled in a pixie cut. Her bright blue eyes stood out the most, reflecting nothing but youth despite the hair colour. She wore a light blue blazer with the school logo and had a badge with her name printed on with a photograph of her. But there was no doubt,

"Lisanna." Lucy breathed quietly.

Seeing some sort of shock invading their features, she spoke again. "I'm Miss Strauss, what are your names?" Even her voice was spot on.

"I-I'm Lucy, Lucy Heartfilia. And this is Natsu Dragneel."

The Lisanna-woman blinked at the names. And again. "Is your mother called Mavis Vermillion?" she asked, voice suddenly shaking.

"No, she's our foster mother." Lucy replied.

"Ok then. Welcome to Magnolia Primary Lucy, Natsu. Natsu, is your pink hair real? Just checking." Miss Strauss questioned, still looking a little off.

"Yep 100% real." He confirmed, nodding his head.

"Oh ok. I will lead you around school first then direct you to your classroom." Miss Strauss stood up and walked out of the office to greet them. She typed in the security code which opened up the double doors. "Follow me."

The blonde and pinkette walked after her, taking in the school. "This side is the Infants to the left and the Juniors on the right. You two would be suited in Year 5, judging by your birthdays. Your teacher will be Mr Ran, he is fairly nice."

"Mr Ran or Miss Deran?" Natsu laughed at the name.

"Male teacher." Strauss continued. "This is the Junior playground where you spend your break and lunchtimes." She led them outside to a open space, pass there, there was a large field of neatly trimmed grass. "You are not supposed to visit the Infant's area but people do anyway. Oh and the canteen over there, is where you eat."

They headed back inside. "Library." Miss Strauss commented, showing a large room filled with messy bookshelves and several tables and chairs littered around. "Storage room." A small room with green plastic boxes containing all sorts of things from paintbrushes to 30cm plastic rulers. "Music room." Guitars and violins were neatly placed along one side of the wall whilst a grand piano took up the majority of the space. Recorders, flutes etc decorated a shelve. "I-don't-think-we-have-a-name-for-it-yet room." A fish tank was placed there and pillows and blankets and teddies were dumped on the floor. Fairy lights were hung around creating a beautiful glow.

"And finally, your classroom Fairies."

"Fairies?" Lucy asked the member of staff.

"Well, each class is named after a mythical creature. The other Year 5 class is named Centaurs for example." The white haired woman answered, knocking at the door. She opened it after gaining attention and cleared her throat. "Lucy Heartfilia and Natsu Dragion, no wait, Dragneel." The two said people did a double take at the mention of 'Dragion'. "I'll be going now." Miss Strauss quickly fled after her mistake.

"Lucy, Natsu, welcome in. I'm Mr Ran, everyone say hello." A athletic-looking man with brown hair said.

The class chorused a loud HELLO before one boy remarked. "Pink-hair, are you gay?!" Most other kids laughed along too as Natsu pretended that he actually knew what the guy was talking about. He was about to reply yes but Lucy whispered, "Say no. I think that word is something unpleasant since they're all laughing."

"No." Natsu said. "What does that even mean?" Laughter started to bubble again.

"Enough Fairies, Sam, I need to talk to you later." Mr Ran demanded sternly. "And Natsu that word means to be attracted to the same gender. Everyone, please continue with your work. Come in you two."

The class fell silent apart from the odd talk or two. Several people still looked uneasily at the wild hair. "Well nice to meet you Natsu, Lucy. I have no seats for you two so you would have to share the table over there," He pointed to the corner of the class. "The cloakroom's outside, please place your bags outside however you will need a pen." He gestured towards a door which revealed a room filled with coats and bags. Two pegs had NATSU and LUCY on respectively. Natsu zipped open his bag completely, letting Happy get out. "Run for it." The cat shook his head stubbornly and went back inside. "It's fine, I can sleep in here and dream about fishies." Grabbing a pencil case each inside their bags, they hurried back to the class after making sure that Happy would be comfortable.

At their table, a dark skinned girl waited for them, "Hello. I'm Olive. We have to basically write about our families. Hope you like it here." With a shy glance to them, she quickly backed away, eventually hiding her face behind a sci-fi novel that seemed to include spaceships and an exploding planet.

"Families huh?" Lucy muttered, taking a seat and tapping her chin.

"Tricky isn't it? Also about Lisanna... calling me Dragion?"

"Must be a slip of her tongue. I don't know. That's definitely not the Lisanna we know back home, maybe it's alternate versions point 2 all over again."

Natsu agreed and resumed with the task when the teacher called out that they had five minutes left. "Family, we can't write about Fairy Tail anyway. Does Zeref count? Or Igneel."

"My parents..."

"Lucy." He comforted her, patting her on the back.

"As today is your first, you will be let off. However next time, if you both had absolutely nothing on your paper, then 10 minutes with me writing it is necessary!" The teacher lectured, "Now go enjoy your break."

"Yes sir." They said in unison. Outside they sat down on a bench talking quietly until a group of girls came along. "Heya Lucy!" They giggled, "come play with us."

"I'm fine here with Natsu." She smiled, a little forcibly.

"Ooh, do you like him?" A brunette teased. I can't risk another Cana, I need to go.

"What, no!" Lucy protested, crossing her arms. "Help me..." she hissed as she got dragged away. Natsu raised an eyebrow at her, finding the situation funny.

He got up and headed back to the classroom. The cold was getting to him. As he stepped in sight, he could see the most horrifying sight ever.

"Happy!" He screamed, running over. The blue cat made a face as he was being prodded at and swung around as he yelped. A blonde haired guy with blue eyes was mercilessly torturing the poor kitty, Happy winced painfully as he threw him in the air and didn't bother to catch.

"Your cat, Pinky?" The boy teased. "It's a weird color, just like you." Natsu raged on the spot. Luckily, the other kid chucked the exceed back to him.

"Happy!" He murmured, stroking his fur softly.

"Haha! Creep! Talking to your own blue cat, I knew you didn't have a chance with that blondie!" He continued.

"Hey, Luce is my best friend!"

"As if weirdo!" He stuck his tongue out, drawing the middle finger upwards. Of course, Natsu just blinked, confused AF because...

"Um... am I supposed to react?"

"Loser!" He punched Natsu in the stomach which actually was quite feeble compared to the other blows he's taken before. Not to mention Lucy's hits and kicks- they hurt the most.

Natsu just grinned, welcoming this fight. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He shouted, to Happy's embarrassment. He hit this opponent square in the face as blood spurted from his nose, the substance dripping on his fist. The scent of metal was so strong, Natsu actually felt comfort for a moment. "You are just like Gray, Gajeel, Laxus and Sting had a baby which equalled you in return!" Fists flew everywhere as Natsu was being to enjoy this.. kinda dull battle but whatever.

"That sounded very wrong." He realized, gagging at the thought of any of them with a big bump.

He released him finally and the body thudded on the floor, making a huge crashing noise as he happened to collapse into everyone else's bags.

"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" A teacher screamed, rushing over.

I hope you liked this, I've been planning ship names for my friends ;) and watching sad moments of Fairy Tail and crying as the music came on. Review if you're the same- also, who loves Fairy Tail Zero?!

P.S: Miss Deran was a real teacher I had, with this weird but cool name.

Over and out

AquaArtist.