Sorry this is a bit late. I had exams, then the steam summer sale... I got Civ 5... then I got Overwatch...
I'm really sorry.
152 followers, 92 reviews, 129 favourites (at time of publishing) in just two chapters.
Wow.
I am really surprised at how popular this is. Well since there's so much, thanks everyone! It's so great to see so many people interested in my little story. Of course it just puts me under a whole ton of crushing pressure to produce a good story but that's not a problem is it? (hehehe...)
So the Poll is up, go and cast votes. When will it be closed? After chapter 5, so in like... two/three months. (I might change my mind) Whoever get's first place is whoever he is paired with, and if there's a tie I'll flip a coin to decide who gets Frisk. I'm glad you all enjoyed the Sans scene last chapter, I'm very proud of it if I do say so myself. I'm just glad I'm getting the characters right. Okay, so for updates, plus minus about once a month, probably more when I'm not writing about a thousand bloody exams.
Or when I'm not busy playing the new Doom and am teaching the legions of Hell a thing or two about table manners. And to not to try and invade Mars.
Oh and none of you guessed who it was that would show up in this chapter. So no cookies for you (NYEH HEH HEH HEH). Although to be fair he's the last one you'd think of, especially after the little sentence at the end of the last chapter... which wasn't there for no reason...
He's a very special character. I'm sure you all love him dearly.
Originally this chapter had a whole lot of connecting the two universes together, but I scrapped it since I've decided I'll explain it over time, not just in one big chunk.
And by the way, where are all the knives?
Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale or Highschool DxD, I just write stories for fun.
Beauty!
Glamour!
Fabulousness!
Legs...
All this and more radiated from the figure in the middle of the screen. It was a robot, with a metallic body, hair covering one side of its face and had the most fabulous, amazing and downright perfect legs.
What was his name?
"Hellooo darlings!" Mettaton said cheerfully in his suave voice, strutting onto the stage with his legs in full view of the audience within the studio. A wave of applause, whoops and cheers struck him as he stopped in the middle of the stage. "And welcome to the one and only show, Death by Glamour." The people in the audience were either screaming for joy, completely entranced by the perfectness of Mettaton's legs, or were just crying because they knew they'd never have legs as fabulous or as great as Mettaton's.
The robot had started the show about a year after the monsters had left the underground, and well within a year had risen to become one of the most popular TV stars in the world. The show had a wide range of different features, from the obstacle course to the cooking show (which didn't have humans being used as ingredients in cake making). Unfortunately, due to safety regulations, the show's 'exotic flair' had to be toned down, so he wasn't allowed to use knives, pits, swinging axes, spikes, bombs, swinging blades, mines, machine guns, death lazers, flame throwers, chainsaws, saw blades, missiles, rabid tigers, stampeding elephants, enraged buffaloes or banana peels. Of course, that didn't stop him from making the obstacle courses as non-lethally dangerous as possible.
Yes. Non-lethally dangerous. Technically Mettaton's courses are well within safety regulations. Technically. In reality though...
... Let's just say that the 100 page legal document that each contestant has to sign isn't 100 pages for no reason. Since it literally allows Mettaton to sue the contestant if they die on the show.
How is that possible?
Mettaton. That's how.
As the show went on, this time it was a more reality TV type thing, two skeletons and a human sat on a sofa and watched the show. Papyrus was on the right, Sans on the left and Frisk in the middle.
"I feel like he somehow gets better with each episode." Frisk remarked.
"Course' he does. Alphys made him." Sans commented.
"HMM... I FEEL HE DOES AS WELL." Papyrus added. "OF COURSE, HIS SHOW WOULD BE INFINITELY MORE POPULAR AND GREATER IF I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WAS A PART."
"You were a part once, remember?" Sans asked, turning to look at his brother. The taller skeleton blinked.
"I WAS?" His eyes widened. "I WAS!" He said cheerfully. "NYEH HEH HEH!"
"I remember that." Frisk said with a smile. "It was a lot of fun." He then frowned. "Wasn't it around the time Undyne and Alphys got married?" The human asked, looking between the skeletons. Sans nodded and gave a soft chuckle.
"That was... an experience." He said, referring to the wedding.
"I GOT TO HAVE CAKE!" Papyrus said cheerfully. "IT WAS VERY NICE CAKE. I REMEMBER HAVING QUITE A BIT, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING AFTER THAT..."
"You had nearly half of it bro." Sans said. He then flinched slightly. "And you kinda... went crazy."
"It wasn't that bad." Frisk said, turning to look at Sans. "Aside from the cow that got stuck in the tree nothing bad really happened."
"A COW GOT STUCK IN A TREE?" Papyrus asked. He frowned. "I DIDN'T KNOW COWS COULD CLIMB TREES."
"It didn't Paps..." Sans said. "You uh... kinda threw it up there screaming 'COWS CAN FLY AND SO CAN I!' and then you jumped off the roof."
"WHY WOULD I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" The taller skeleton asked, truly perplexed.
"Because you were having a sugar overload." Frisk explained. "We've told you about this before remember? It's why you can't have lots of sweets."
The taller skeleton narrowed his eyes and was about to ask further about his sugar problem when the TV started blaring as the show moved onto the feature of the week, the dance contest. In order to make it fair, Mettaton himself never took part, since how could you ever beat those legs...
As the evening went on, Frisk's eyes drooped more and more, until eventually they closed and he drifted off to sleep. When Papyrus noticed this, he turned down the volume on the TV before gently lifting Frisk off the sofa and carried the human up the stairs. Quietly he slipped into Frisk's room and set the sleeping human down on the bed, quickly drew the covers over him, and smiled as Frisk pulled them close. The taller skeleton slipped out the room and closed the door softly.
"He always falls asleep." Sans whispered with his grin now bearing happiness.
"I SUPPOSE IT ISN'T ACTUALLY GOOD FOR HIM TO STAY UP THIS LATE." Papyrus said in an oddly serious tone. "HE SHOULD IN FACT GO TO BED EARLIER."
"Paps, you're not his mother." Sans said wryly. "But I guess if you want to be you'll need a good tu-Toriel first." Papryrus clenched his teeth and if it weren't for the fact Frisk was asleep he'd have screamed in agony. Sans looked at the door and an almost sad look covered his face. "Ya know... I'm glad Frisk stayed with us. He could've just run off the moment the barrier fell, and forgotten all about us. But he didn't." The skeleton chuckled. "He's a good kid."
"INDEED." Papyrus said in agreement. He then looked at his brother with a frown. "SO WHO ARE THESE DEVILS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?"
*Kuoh academy, a few days later*
Frisk relaxed under a tree. Now there wasn't anything special about this tree, except for the fact it gave a very nice amount of shade and was very comfortable to lean against. He took out his lunch box, standard spaghetti as you could guess, opened the box and prepared to-
"Frisk-san may I sit here?" Koneko asked in her usual emotionless, toneless and utterly flat voice.
"Of course!" Frisk said cheerfully, nudging over so Koneko could get the nice shade. The white haired girl sat down next to the human as he started eating his lunch.
"Why did you say no to Buchou's offer?" She asked.
"Hmpfh wumfh dumpfh smumpfh nmpfh?" Frisk asked with a mouth full of spaghetti, a few strands still hanging out. Koneko actually displayed some emotion for once and narrowed her eyes.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." She said, sounding slightly disgusted. Frisk quickly swallowed all the spaghetti and burped silently.
"Sorry. What do you mean why did I say no to Rias's offer?" The human asked.
"Why didn't you accept her offer of becoming a devil?" Koneko asked again.
"Because I don't want to." Frisk said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. He then had another mouthful of spaghetti.
"...why?"
Frisk shrugged. "Because as cool as having wings would be, I just wanna be a human. That's all. I don't not like Rias, I just don't want to be a devil or whatever." He continued to happily eat his spaghetti. Koneko just stared at him and then looked at his spaghetti before looking back at him.
"..." Koneko wasn't sure on how to continue the conversation. Something about the boy was odd.
"Why don't you ever smile?" Frisk suddenly asked.
"Because I don't want to." Koneko said, throwing Frisk's own words back at him. The boy didn't catch it and he just tilted his head in confusion.
"But smiling is nice." he frowned, then his face lit up. "Want some spaghetti? It's great! Trust me!" He held the box out to her. Koneko looked down at the food she was being offered. She sniffed once but the spaghetti just smelled like normal spaghetti. She then looked back at Frisk. "Come on! It really is the best spaghetti ever!" He said again. Koneko looked down at the spaghetti again and then at Frisk.
"Ok." She said. Nothing bad would happen, and Koneko hadn't had spaghetti for as long as she could remember. Whilst she should be suspicious, she doubted anything was in it that would hurt her since Frisk had been gobbling it down for the last few minutes. Frisk offered her a second fork which he seemed to pull out of thin air and she accepted it. She then forked a small amount of spaghetti and put it in her mouth.
Frisk had said it was good, but he'd been lying.
It was fantastic.
Koneko couldn't think of anything tastier than the spaghetti she was now eating. She chewed it so quickly that she swallowed it before she could get to truly enjoy the flavour. "Nyah~!" She squeaked after swallowing the spaghetti. She then blinked and stared at Fisk, who was looking at her expectantly.
"It's good isn't it?" He asked with a grin. Realising what noise she'd just made, Koneko actually blushed.
"Um... yeah it's great." She said, doing her best to retain her usual cold outer shell, but internally she was screaming and panicking.
"See!" Frisk said with pride. "I told you Paps makes the best spaghetti!" Koneko stared at him for a few seconds before she internally calmed down. He must've not heard me...
"Can I have more?" Koneko asked without thinking. Frisk blinked but then chuckled sheepishly.
"Er... there isn't any left..." he said. True to his word, his lunch box was completely empty. Koneko actually scowled at him for a few seconds, causing the human to blink and look at her in confusion.
"Bring more tomorrow." She said. "Please." Frisk blinked but then grinned.
"Of course! I'll tell Papyrus to make me more for tomorrow!" The human said cheerfully. Koneko nodded.
"Thank you."
"Gehehehehe!"
The two turned to the source of the creepy laughter, which happened to be a bush a fair distance away. Whilst Frisk had struggled to hear it, Koneko had heard it with lethal clarity. The white haired girl promptly stood up and turned to face the bush. "One second. I need to beat up a pervert." She said crisply. She marched over to the giggling bush and entered it. The giggling promptly turned into screams of horror and pain as loud thumps started sounding as Koneko proceeded to dispense justice upon the perverted Trio. One of them went flying out the bush and crashed into a nearby tree. His short brown hair was messed up and his light brown eyes were filled with pain.
"Koneko-sa-AGH!" Issei Hyoudou yelped in pain as Koneko kicked him up the arse, sending him flying further away.
"No peeping." She said coldly. "Pervert." She said with thinly veiled disgust. She then walked back over to Frisk and sat down like nothing had just happened. "Who is Papyrus?" She asked. Frisk looked at her before looking at Issei.
"Is he going to be okay?" He asked with concern.
"As long as he stops being a pervert." Koneko said.
"So...?"
"No."
"Why do you hurt him?" Frisk asked with a frown.
"Because he's a pervert." Koneko said as if it explained everything.
"I guess... but that doesn't mean you can just hit him like that. What if you break a bone or something?" He asked.
"He'd deserve it." Koneko said. "I only hit him when he's being a pervert." She explained.
"Can't you just ask him to stop?"
Koneko gave Frisk a blank look, so she basically just looked at him. "He's a pervert." She repeated. "He wouldn't keep a promise to not spy on girls."
"But you don't really need to hurt him." Frisk said. "You can just talk to him and ask him nicely to stop spying on girls." Koneko looked at Frisk for a few moments.
"Are you a pervert?" She asked suddenly. Frisk blinked and he promptly blushed.
"W-What no!" He stammered. "I-It's rude to spy on girls like that! I would never do something like that!" The boy had honesty dripping from his voice and Koneko could tell that he was clearly telling the truth.
"Good." She said simply. Before she could continue the conversation, the bell rung for the end of break.
"Looks like we need to get back to class." Frisk looked at Koneko and then smiled. "I'll remember to bring more spaghetti for you tomorrow I promise." The white haired girl looked back at him and nodded.
"Thank you."
*After school, later in the afternoon, somewhere in Kuoh*
Frisk happily walked down the pavement as he enjoyed the afternoon sun. He'd decided to go for a walk around the town since he had no homework and he wanted to just take the afternoon to get a bit of exercise in, something which Toriel had been insistent that he does, and he just wanted to take a walk. Papyrus and Sans had stayed at home, since getting Sans to go for a walk without using shortcuts would be like trying to convince a mountain to get up and move. Papyrus would've come along, but he needed to clean the house.
Frisk took a deep breath and inhaled the fresh afternoon air. "Ahh... this is great!" He said cheerfully as he practically started skipping. Everyone he passed he smiled at, and they all smiled back. Eventually he decided to sit on a bench and take a quick break from his walk. He closed his eyes and rested his head against the back of the bench and just took in all the sounds and smells of nature that surrounded him and he let out a sigh and smiled.
"The world is a wonderful place..." He said to himself. A yelp caused his eyes to fly open and he snapped his head forward. He immediately identified the source of the noise was someone wearing dark teal and blue nun robes who'd fallen over not too far from the bench. He quickly got up and walked over. "Are you okay?" He asked, concern in his voice.
"Y-yes I'm fine..." A soft voice replied. Before Frisk could say anymore the person turned their head to reveal they were a blond haired, green eyed, pretty girl. Of course, Frisk was barely affected by this.
"Are you sure?" he asked. "Here." He offered his hand, which the girl hesitated at first to take but she eventually accepted his help. He helped her to her feet and smiled at her.
"You can understand Italian?" the girl asked. Frisk blinked but then nodded.
"I'm not from Japan." Frisk said. "And I've learnt how to speak a lot of languages." He smiled at her. "Do you need help with anything?"
"Um..." The girl said, sounding unsure. "I-I'm new here... so I don't really know my way around..."
"So you're lost?" Frisk asked with a tilt of his head. The girl nodded shyly. "Well I can help!" He stuck his hand out. "Frisk! Nice to meet you! What's your name?"
The blond haired girl looked at him for a few moments before offering a small smile. "Asia." She said. "Asia Argento. I'm looking for the local church, do you know where it is?" She asked shyly.
"You mean that one?" He asked, pointing to the church on the hill on the other side of town. Asia looked at it and then looked back at Frisk and nodded. "Okay, I'll take you there." He offered.
"Thank you!" Asia said gratefully yet somehow also shyly. Frisk smiled and so he did his best to try and lead Asia to the church, which was surprisingly easy even though he'd never been to it. Maybe he just has a good sense of direction. Upon arriving at the church however, Frisk was having second thoughts about leaving Asia there.
"Asia... are you sure your friends are in here?" He asked, looking up at the decrepit old building.
"Yes." The nun replied with. "Thanks for bringing me he-"
"Asia would you like to see my house?" Frisk asked suddenly, cutting the nun off mid sentence. The boy couldn't shake the bad feeling he was getting about the place, and that something bad would happen to Asia if she went in there. "It's really nice. I have two friends I'm sure you'll get along with!" Frisk then promptly started to practically drag Asia away from the church as fast as he could.
"F-Frisk!" Asia said, sounding completely confused. "W-What are yo-"
"I'm protecting you." Frisk said, suddenly stopping in the middle of the street. "If you go in there, something bad will happen to you, and I don't want that. I don't want any of my friends getting hurt." The human turned around, and was surprised to see Asia staring wide eyed at him.
"I-I'm... your friend?" She asked. Frisk beamed at her.
"Of course!" He said cheerfully. "Now we-"
"You aren't going anywhere."
Suddenly the sky turned purple and dark feathers started to fall. Frisk looked up at the sky. "Cool..." He said, before he nonchalantly side stepped a spear of light that had been aimed at his torso. He turned around. "Who are you?" He asked with curiosity in his voice.
"H-How did you dodge my attack!?" Suddenly a well endowed girl wearing a very indecent outfit with black wings landed not too far away from the pair. Her long black hair which reached down to her hips swayed behind her and her violet eyes burned with annoyance. She threw another spear at Frisk, only for him to sidestep it without even a hint of alarm on his face. Upon seeing her outfit, he blushed and spun around.
"W-Who are you and why are you wearing that!?" Frisk asked, a blush on his face. The fallen angel blinked before she laughed.
"Oh my... can you not stand my outfit?" She asked. "I thought most men enjoyed seeing this much skin."
"Please put something else on!" Frisk asked, his back still turned. The girl laughed.
"R-Raynare w-what are you doing?" Asia asked, now extremely worried and scared. Raynare laughed.
"Why... I'm stopping this boy from taking you away, my dear Asia."
And that's the chapter! So yes, sorry again it's so late... and kinda shorter than usual... but next chapter has the first real action of this story! Who hoo! So the pole is going great, won't tell you who's winning till it's over, but let's just say the girl in the lead is a good match for Frisk.
Ah yes, we're already into the first arc of the story! Things will (naturally) be a bit different, but remember, FRISK WON'T HAVE A HAREM, so don't even worry for a second. By the time this arc is done, his pairing will be established. (Probably, depends on if I think the pole should last longer.)
And yes, Mettaton! He'll be having more appearances in future, and I hope I got his character right. The bit with Koneko hitting Issei? I can honestly picture that in the actual DxD universe (kinda cause she does it anyway) and the whole she really likes the spaghetti? Well that isn't a one off thing...
Papyrus gets hyperactive when he has sugar, and it's canon in my story that Alphys and Undyne are married! Whooooooo!
So I hope you enjoyed, I Hope you are having a wonderful day, and I hope you will drop a review telling me what you thought! Thanks for reading, and until next time...
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