I played Until Dawn last weekend, and my friends and I decided we should kill everyone. So this is how it would have gone in...
Until Dawn If Nobody Was Stupid
(Posted 3 February 2017)
"Alright," Sam began, "we're meeting up at our friend's house exactly a year after his sisters probably died because of us. Now, this means that any action by Josh is suspect-"
"Hey!"
"-and we need to operate like we're in a slasher movie. Also, at least two people with Josh at all times. Before we start partying, let's go over our 'what not to do' list again. Mike?"
"No sex," Mike replied with a sigh.
"Good. Ash?"
"Don't leave the group, especially not on your own. Pairs are still sketchy," Ashley dutifully recited.
"Excellent. Matt?"
"If anyone is going to die, it will probably be me because I'm the black guy, so start writing my will and testament," Matt answered mournfully.
"I didn't quite put it like that beforehand, but close enough. Anyone else?"
"Ooh!" Chris exclaimed. "Don't go into the abandoned sanitarium on the other side of the mountain. Those things are always bad news."
"Hadn't even thought of that, but good idea. In that vein, stay out of the basement unless you're with a group, so going to watch movies is okay. Oh, and Emily?"
"Yeah?"
"Try not to be a bitch to everyone, or we'll kneecap you and leave you behind if a monster and/or killer shows up, okay?"
"...Fine."
"Good."
"Bitch," Emily muttered.
"I heard that, Em."
And so the eight friends enjoyed their time together at the ski lodge, and nothing bad happened. Oh, and that guy with a flamethrower trapped the Hannah wendigo and didn't die doing it, because there were no teens getting in his way that he was trying to keep alive.
The End