Alright just for reference I'm making Levi his usual 5'2 while Eren I shall be making a little taller at 5'9. Also cause they don't tell you Harry's and Ron's full schedule I'm gonna have to fill in the blanks. One more thing is that Umbridge's height is never stated in the books, I just know she was under 5', so I'm making her 4'8. And we shall have a little Harry's POV for now.

I got up early and dressed with Ron. As he and Hermione had to take the new students to Professor McGonagall's office. I look over at their beds as I get ready. Both of them are silent, Even their breathing was quieter than most. Just as I stand the door opens and Hermione walks in. Ron glares at her and says quietly "Can't you knock?" She shoots him a small glare and says "Oh quit it. You're dressed. Now hurry up. We need to wake them up." I hold up my hands and say "No way am I waking up that glaring menace! The look he gave me last night was enough to render even Snape speechless!"

She shakes her head and says "Alright. We can wake up Eren first. Then we can wake up Levi." Ron and I nod. We then all walk over to Eren's bed. I pull back the hangings and am greeted by the most ripped guy I have ever seen. I saw a glimpse of him last night but damn! Even his fucking back is fucking ripped! I think as I stare at him. I hear Ron breath "Bloody Hell." he was laying on his stomach with his back to us, With his arms under the pillow.

I look him over again and see a thick, ring like, scar around his right arm. I shake my head to clear out the thoughts and reach out to him. I touch his shoulder and start shaking him. He grumbles but starts moving. I stop shaking him as he sits up. He looks at us and turns. He pulls the hangings on the other side and stands unflinchingly on the cold floor. He stretches his arms over his head and yawns. I felt my mouth drop open. Dang. Like. Holy Fuck. With him standing his muscles looked even more defined.

I feel my mouth drop open as I look at him. No wonder he could easily pick up Levi. He has the muscles of a Greek God! I think. He then turns around and places a hand on his hip. Revealing that he has a perfect 8 pack of abs. He looks at us and asks in a slightly sleepy voice "What time is it?" I see Hermione start blushing out of the corner of my eye. Ron snaps out of the staring thing first and says "Oh! Oh! It's 7:10. We wanted to wake you early so we could show you how to get to the Great Hall and get your schedule from Professor McGonagall." He nods then glances behind him and then looks back at us and asks "Have you tried waking him up yet?" We all shake our heads. He then smiles at us and says "Alright I'll wake him up and we'll meet you downstairs." I nod and see Ron do so as well.

We then are stuck with the task of dragging a red faced Hermione with us. I can see Ron look at Hermione and then look a little dejected. Once were out of the room Hermione regains her senses and starts walking on her own. We all walk to the common room and wait for the two of them to come down.

Aaaaaaaaand Back to Eren's POV!

I wake up to someone shaking my shoulder. I blink and move. They stop shaking me and I sit up. I look to my left and see Harry, Ron and, oddly, Hermione. I push the hangings back on the right side of the bed and stand up. I stretch my arms above my head and yawn. I then look over at the three of them who are staring at me open mouthed. "What time is it?" I ask. This snaps them out of their daze and Ron says "Oh! It's 7:10. We wanted to wake you early so we could show you how to get to the Great Hall and get your schedule from Professor McGonagall." I nod and then look over at Levi's bed and see that the hangings are still drawn. I then look back over to them and ask "Have you tried waking him up yet?" I them shake their heads in unison. I smile at them and say "Alright I'll wake him up and we'll meet you downstairs."

Ron and Harry nod and drag, A red faced, Hermione with them out the door. I look at the other beds and see that 3 of them still have the hangings drawn. I walk over to Levi's bed and pull the hangings back. As usual he's curled up like a cat. I sigh. Goddammit. Why the fuck do you have to be this goddamn adorable when you're asleep? I think as I stifle another yawn and start shaking his shoulder. He sits up and rubs one of his eyes yawning. He yawns and blinks at me. "What time is it?" I smile at him and say "It's around 7:10." When he hears this he gives me a glare. I'm surprised he could pull one off this early. I lean down and kiss his nose. "Come on. We need the extra time. We still have a lot to do before class starts." He stops glaring and says yawning "Okay."

He pushes off the blanket and stands up. The second his feet touch the floor he jumps into my arms. He wraps his legs around my waist and his arms around my neck. "ACK! The floor is fucking freezing! How in gods name are you just standing on it?" I laugh lightly and smile at him, Wrapping my arms around him. "It's not that cold! You're just cold blooded! Now come on." As I say this I set him on his bed and walk to his trunk. I pull out his uniform and hand it to him. "Here. So you don't have to touch the apparently cold floor." I say grinning. He gives me a small smile and takes them. I walk back over to my bed and dress quickly. The tie was the weird. I haven't worn one in a while. But I luckily my mom made me learn how to tie one. I walk back over to Levi who is pulling on his shoes. He looks at me and nods giving me a small smile.

We walk out of the room and close the door softly behind us. Levi walks first, and despite how nice he is to me in the morning, he is in no way a morning person. We walk to the common room and find the trio standing near the portrait hole. They grin when they see us and Ron says "Hey! Come on. Professor McGonagall said that we're to take you to her office after you eat!" We nod and follow the trio to the Great Hall. It was almost deserted at this time so we ate in a comfortable silence. Levi and I had toast and eggs. And about 3 cups of coffee each. It was Ron who noticed how Levi held his cup and asked about it. And he was greeted to the answer of a half awake Levi. His glare made the ginger pale.

I sigh and look at Ron and say "Sorry. He's not much of a morning person." Ron nods and says "It's okay. I just haven't seen anyone who can glare like that so early. Not even my brother Percy could pull one half as cold. At his best." I chuckle and say "Yea. I have yet to meet anyone who can out glare Levi." They laugh and continue eating. I look over at Levi and smile at him. He looks at me and nods giving an extremely small smile back. When were done the trio begin leading us to Professor Mcgonagall and as we pass a group of people the scatter and stare at Harry like he's a mad man. I raise an eyebrow at them and ask "What was that about?" The three of them look upset at this. Well. Hermione looks upset. Ron is staring at their retreating backs with a glare and Harry looks beyond pissed.

Hermione looks at us and says "We'll tell you later. Come on guys." She grabbed their arms and continued leading us to the Professor. When we make it to her office Hermione knocks on the door and we hear the Professor say "Enter." We open the door and walk in. In the room are Professor McGonagall and three other teachers whose names I don't know but remember seeing last night. The trio looks at all 4 teachers and gape. Professor McGonagall nods to the trio and says "Thank you for bringing the two of them here. You can return to the Great Hall now." The three of them nod and leave. She then turns to us and says "Now. Since the two of you have never used magic before we are here to get you up to speed with the rest of your year mates so that, if you must, you can perform magic properly. Thats why Professor Snape, Professor Flitwick, and Professor Sprout have agreed to help."

I look over at Levi and then back at the teachers and nod. Professor Sprout then says "We have fixed your schedule so that you can meet every day with one of us. and we can tutor the two of you. That way people will think that you're researching when in reality you will be working with us." I nod and so does Levi but he then asks "I just have one question. Will we always meet this early? Cause if so I'm not gonna last a week." At this both Professor Sprout and Professor McGonagall chuckle. "No. We won't be meeting this early very often. But the times will vary depending on who shall teach you. Now." Said Professor looked us over and says "Since we don't know the duration of your stay we shall have to also prepare you for your O.W.L.'s."

I look at her and say "OWL's?" She nods and says "They are a series of tests taken by every fifth year student in the school." She turned to the other Professors and they each handed her a scroll. She then turned back to us and says "These are lists of books that we shall have you read. You can find all of them in the library. Now. Here is a map of the castle. The headmaster has given the two of you permission to explore the castle today while we sort out your schedule. So off you go."

She hands all of it to me and ushers us on. "I suggest you go to the library first." Professor McGonagall says as we leave. As we leave the room we look around and find a clock. Breakfast is still being served according to it. I place the scrolls in the bag I grabbed earlier and we walk back to the Great Hall. We backtrack the way the trio had led us. We make it with an hour to kill. We enter the Great Hall and sit next to a dejected looking Harry, a very upset Hermione, and a once again glaring Ron. Except this time the glare was aimed at the toad. I sit down next to Harry and ask "What's wrong? And what were you three going to tell us later?"

He looks up at me and then over at the other two. Hermione says "Yesterday. Harry got detention in Defense Against the Dark Arts. And because of this he can't be at the quidditch tryouts. And since he's the seeker Angela really wanted him to be their when they tried out the new keeper. And since he can't go Angela chewed him out." I nod. I didn't understand the majority of that. What the fuck is Quidditch? Who is Angela? I Hermione and say "Okay. I get that. Now. What was the other thing?" She looks down and mumbles something. What? I blink at her. I hear levi say annoyed "Speak up. Or don't speak at all. Choose one or the other."

She jumps at his harshness and then says "Well….Last year During the Triwizard tournament Harry witnessed the resurrection of You-Know-Who. And the death of Cedric Diggory. He was able to escape and bring his body back. But…..No one believed Harry. And since then everyone has thought that he and Dumbledore have gone insane." I nod. Following along. I then look at Hermione and ask "Who's You-Know-Who?" She blinked owlishly at me. As did Ron and Harry. Hermione shakes her head and says "You-Know-Who was, and is, a very powerful Dark wizard. His name is…." Her voice caught and she looked down. Harry then rolled his eyes and said "His name was Lord Voldemort." I nod. I look over at Levi and he nods as well. We'll have to look that up...I know so little about this place.

I reach forward and grab another cup of coffee. As I do Hermione gasps "Oh! What classes did you get! Can I see?" She looks at us expectantly I was mid sip and unable to answer as Levi says in a monotone "They won't have them ready till tomorrow. So the Headmaster gave us a day to explore the castle and get our bearings." Harry and Ron look at each other and say "Sweet!" while Hermione simply looked shocked. I look at Harry and ask "Hey. Do you have a watch I can borrow?" He shakes his head but looks at Hermione and says "you?" She nods and points her wand at a fork on the table and says "Horologium." and it turns into a pocket watch. "That was amazing Hermione!" I say. She blushes and smiles while handing it to me.

I place the watch in my pocket and say to Levi "Do you want to go to the library first?" He nods and says "Thats where Professor McGonagall thought we should go first." I nod. We stand and walk out of the Great hall, I get the map out of my bag and look at it. It's huge. I show it to Levi and he points to a spot on the map marked 'Library.' I nod and we then find the Great Hall on the map and begin plotting a course. We begin walking to the 3rd floor. We get about half way there before we get confused as to where on the map we are. "We should just ask. It's easier." I say for the 8th time. Levi glares at me and says "I am a corporal of the survey corps. I can read a map." I shake my head and roll my eyes.

I see a group of people walking by and say "Wait here midget." I walk over to them. There a group of Ravenclaws. I say "hey! I seem to have gotten mixed up. Could you tell me the way to the library?" There are about 5 girls in the group and they immediately nod and smile. We walk back over to Levi and the group leads us to the library. When we get there I thank them and we enter. The second we enter a tall, thin, vulture like woman swoops down on us. "Why are you here?" She asks immediately. I feel Levi stiffen beside me. He hates being given orders by anyone. I smile gently up at her and rub the back of my neck saying "Is this the library? Sorry we got lost a bit trying to get here. The professors told us to get the books on the lists they gave us…..Here they are." I hand her the parchment.

She looks at me and nods. "Alright. You can sit there. I will retrieve your books." And with that she disappears into the library. We sit down at the table she pointed at and wait. I want to spend time with Levi but I can't because of all this shit. Is my thought as we sit in the library. I rest my chin on one of my arms librarian returns with a huge stacks of books floating behind her. I stand up and so does Levi. She points her wand at the pile and it gently floats to the table. She looks at the two of us and says "Alright. The library policy here is very simple. Do not, under any uncertain circumstances, are you to damage the books from the library. Understood?" I smile at her again and say "Yes ma'am." I pick up the stack to test the weight of it. Wow. This is no heavier than the blade boxes they made us move. The stack comes up over my eyes so I can't see in front of me.

I set the pile back down, I look at Levi and say "The stack isn't heavy. I can carry it easily. The problem is that I can't see over it. So you're gonna have to guide me okay?" he nods and I hand him the map of the castle. I then pick up the stack and we exit the library. The trip goes smoothly. We arrive at the Gryffindor tower after only getting lost once. I walk upstairs and place the books on my bed. I walk back down to the common room and smile at Levi. We walk out of the common room and into the hall. I look at him and say "where do you want to go first?" He looks at the map and says "I'd like to see the astronomy tower. By the looks of it it's the highest place in the school that's accessible from within. If we go there we may be able to get a better look at the place."

I nod and ask "Alright. How do we get there?" he studies the map for a moment. He then says "We have to go this way." I nod and follow him. We walk up to the top of the stairs then down a hallway. Until, by the looks of it, we were almost directly above the front doors. We entered the last door and entered a large tower. Spiral staircases led to the top. We walked up to the top and were met by a sprawling landscape. It was beautiful. There was a lake a huge lake nearby. I look down at Levi who looks up at me. I smile at him and finally figure out why he's been so….discontented the last few hours. Ahh. So thats it. I think I then sigh and say "You know I love you right?" He looks up at me and nods. I pull him to me and kiss him lightly. I grin at him and say "Then you can stop being so jealous. If it's any consolation you're way cuter than anyone else here." He smiles at me when I say this and hugs me around my neck.

We stay like this for a few minutes before we hear someone walking up the steps and I glare at said stairs. I kiss him and we pull apart. I look over my shoulder and see that they are a trio of slytherins. In the front is a boy with platinum blond hair and a permanent sneer. At either side of him were two boys who looked like giant trolls. I look at the three of them and nod. "Hello." I say calmly. The three of them apparently just realized that we were here, and looked over at us. The blond boy was the first to recover. The other two still looked dumfounded. "What the hell are you two doing here?" he says harshly. Levi gives him a glare and says in a deadpan voice "We came here to see the area. Why the fuck do you care what we are doing asshole? Aren't you supposed to be in class dibshit?" All three boys were staring flabbergasted at Levi. The boy just got a pink tinge on his cheeks and says "My father…" I cut him off and say in a monotone "Oh. You need your father to do something cause you don't have the balls to do it yourself? Dang. You really are pathetic." Now the boys cheeks had turned a darker shade of pink.

The two brutes at his sides cracked their knuckles and glared at us. Pathetic. Levi can glare colder than that half awake. I shake my head and walk to the stairs, Levi walking next to me. We walked down the stairs to the hall and I pull the watch out of my pocket. 11:13. I look at Levi and say "Hey. We still have a good bit of time before lunch. Where do you want to go next?" He looks at the map then back at me and says "Why don't we just walk around. We might find something useful." I smile and nod. We walk in a direction for a while turning when we reach the end off a hall. After we had explored the 7th floor we went down to the 6th. As we walk a cat appears. She looks at us with lamp like eyes and then runs off. I look at Levi with a raised eyebrow. He gives a very small shrug. We continue to walk for a few seconds only for a very old looking man to appear with the cat we had seen a few moments before. He was hunchbacked and angry looking.

He gave us a very sinister looking grin and says "Ah ha! Students skipping class. That'll be detention for the both of you brats!" We stare at him for a second. "Um. Sir, Were the new students here. We won't have classes till tomorrow. So we can't be in class. And the headmaster said we could walk around the castle and get our bearings today." I say in a calm voice while I try not to maim him for calling me a brat. Only Levi can call me that. No one else. Same with me calling him a midget. Anyone else does it and we will both kill them. He stares at us and seems to recognize us. He sneers at us and walks away. The cat glaring at us than following her master. I glare daggers at his retreating form till he disappears around the corner. I feel Levi pull on my arm and say "Come on Brat. Lets go." I stop glaring at the spot and follow Levi.

As we walk I move beside him and he puts his hand in mine. I pull out the pocket watch from my right pocket and look at the time. 12:37. I look at Levi and say "let head back to the Great Hall. Lunch should be soon. We can meet the trio there." He nods and pulls out the map. It takes a minute to figure out where we are but once we do we walk towards the Great Hall and get there just as class lets out. The trio quickly finds us and sits down. Hermione grins at us and says "Arithmancy was amazing! I need to study the difference between…." she began to talk about runes and we ate while trying to follow along. At least I tried to follow. For about a second before I held up a hand. She stops and I smile at her and say slightly laughing "Hermione! You don't have to tell us everything! It's okay!" She nods and her face turns red again. She hides behind a book while eating.

I then glance over at the Slytherin table and see that blond headed dickwad from earlier. I look back at Harry and ask "Hey. Over at the Slytherin table. Who's the blond fuckstick?" The trio and everyone in earshot who heard this statement choked on their food and clapped there hand over their mouth to keep from laughing. Once the trio has their breath back Harry says "His name is Draco Malfoy. He's from a rich family so he walks around like he owns the place." I nod. I then ask "And whose the dickbag with the cat?" This time it Ron who answers slightly laughing and he says "That's the caretaker. Filch. The cat's name is Mrs. Norris. We all hate the both of them. And no one knows the castle better than Filch. Except my brothers Fred and George."

As if on cue two identical red heads appear next to Harry. In between Harry and Eren. The two of them grinned at Eren and the closer one said "Wow! The others were right-" The farther one continues where the other left off and said "-He really is hot." I look at them curiously. I then chuckle and say in a sarcastic voice "Oh? I'm hot? And who told you this?" The twins grin at me and say in unison "Every girl in our classes." I nod and say to Levi teasingly "Apparently you have some competition." He gives me a small glare and elbows me in the stomach. I chuckle as I huff. He continues to eat while I look back at the others.

Fred and George stare at me for a moment. Then the closer one asks "You two…. Date?" I nod while trying to regain my breath. The twin stare at us in shock for a moment before breaking out into twin evil grins. They look at each other and ask together, to no one in particular "I wonder if the toad is a homophobe?" I sit up straight and shake my head. The bell rings and most of the students filter out of the Great Hall. The twins grinning and say to us, while pointing at the map, "We would suggest you avoid this hall! The hag's class is on it! See ya!" I nod at both of them and they walk off to class. Levi and I spend the rest of the day walking around, while talking.

The day was peaceful until the toad appeared. We were walking through the 4th floor when she appeared. Her robes were the most horrid shade of pink, And she had large bow positioned on her head. I almost gag when she speaks. She looks at us and says in a high pitched girly voice "What are you two doing here? You should be in class. I think this merits detention." Her voice twists into a cruel smile. I look at her in the eye, Which was hard as she was at this weird, Neck pain inducing, Height. She's shorter than Levi. Which I guess he's happy about. But I already hate her. I see that she's staring into my eyes with an almost obsessive glint. I then say "Ma'am? Were new here. We haven't gotten our schedule yet, So we can't be in a class."

She looks at us shocked and says "Oh! So you two are Mr. Jaeger and Mr. Ackerman." I give her a small smile and say "Yes ma'am." I want to puke. I have only heard her speak twice and I already loathe her voice. I think as I smile. She then nods and says "Well than. Off you go, And make sure you are on time for class tomorrow!" I nod politely and grab Levi's hand and walk away from her. He continues to glare at her until we turn the corner. That entire time I was walking I could feel. Her staring at me. Once we turned the corner I walk quickly down it and down one more. I then look at Levi and see that he's shaking. And by the looks of it, It's from rage.

She just had to do the one thing that will drive my midget to murder didn't she? I think. I shake my head and say "Levi." He doesn't look up, Just continues glaring at the floor. I sigh and say "What's wrong?" Knowing what's about to happen, I ready my ears. His head snaps up and he nearly shouts "What's Wrong? She fucking leered at you! And she looked at you like she could CLAIM you! I HATE HER! How dare she! She.." He seems to lose words as he fumes. He goes back to glaring at the floor. I simply step forward and wrap my arms around him, Pulling him to my chest. I then bury my face in his silky hair and say "Oh Levi. He who holds my heart in the palm of his hand. How can you not see that I am right here? Until the day I die I will never leave your side."

He stops trembling and wraps his arms around me. He then buries his face in my shirt. His hands grip the back of my robe so tightly I thought he would rip it. I simply hold him because I know he needs it, And because I do as well. I have no clue how long we stand there. But eventually Levi pulls away and says "Okay. Can you check the time?" I smile at him and reach into my pocket. I pull out the watch and read it. I look at him and say "It's 6:12. We may want to go back to the common room. The trio said they had something to tell us remember?" He nods and we, Miraculously, Make it back to the common room. I say the password and we enter the common room which has people sitting in chairs and at tables.

We find the trio at a table. We walk up and sit across from them. They look up and Ron says "Hey!" Levi glares and mutters something but I say "Hey! This castle is so huge!" They all grin at me and Harry perks up and says "Yea, I'm gonna have to show you some of the hidden passages so you'll be able to get to class on time." I grin at him and say "That would be amazing." I then say "So earlier, You said something about want to tell us something." All of them look startled but nod. I see people moving from one side of the room to the other, But pay it no mind until Levi starts glaring at them. I glance over and see that about 12 girls are sitting around the room, all of them looking over here.

I sigh and prop my head up on the table. Moving my hair so their out of my sight. I say to Levi "Not even seen for 24 hours and they're already here." He says nothing just glares harder at all the girls. I look back at the trio and Ron asks "Already?" I sigh again and say "Well, To put it simply, Where we came from had a lot of girls like the ones to my right. The number of confessions and times I've been asked out is innumerable. And I've had more stalkers then I can count." The trio looks shocked, Until Hermione says "Well, Here isn't that bad. You're just new. They'll get over it." I nod and say "I hope so. Or else who knows what the midget will do."

I look over at him, he looks ready to kill. I then look back at the trio and say "So what was it?" Ron gulps and looks expectantly at Harry. Harry shakes his head and looks away angrily and Hermione sighs and says "Last year, Harry saw…. Voldemort get resurrected. He also witnessed the death of Cedric Diggory. And when he told everyone they all thought he went mad." I nod. I then say "Well, I get most of it, But I still have one question. Who the fuck is moldyshorts?"

The stoik and somber mood of the group shattered at this. Hermione laughed, Harry choked, And Ron was on the floor holding his stomach laughing. I look at them curiously and ask "Are you okay?" Harry nods and says "Yes. Haha, Thats just what I needed." He then says "Voldemort, Was a Dark Wizard who tried to take over the world 14 years ago. He disappeared for unknown reasons and was resurrected last year." He explains. I nod, Then Levi says "How on earth does one resurrect someone?" They all shrug and Harry says "He wasn't exactly dead. Just really, really weak."

I nod again. That makes more sense. I think as I ponder what he said. My mind is already racing ahead. I was lost in thought until I heard Levi ask the trio "Okay. Now can you please tell me about the pink bitch?" They all laugh at the name he used but Hermione says "Her name is Professor Umbridge. She's here to 'Help' the school keep up to 'Ministry Qualifications.'" He nods and I say "So more or less, She's here to stick her nose into everyone's business?" The trio nod as one.

I then stand and say to Levi "I'm gonna run to the library really fast and grab something. I'll meet you at dinner?" He nods up at me, I give him a smile and then start walking to the Portrait Hole. As I'm about to exit I say almost to myself "If I can find it." I barely take one step before about 6 girls appear, Offering to lead me to the library. They all smile at me and I say "If you don't mind. It would be a big help if you did." I rub the back of my head as I do so. I see two girls sigh and stare at me while they all lead me to the library.

I hate it but I must say it can be very helpful. I think as I enter the library with, now 8, girls following me. I walk down the aisle and find the book I was looking for. Quidditch through the ages. Here we go. I then check the book out. The girls are still following me, But more at a distance now. I sigh, I want Levi. I think as I see the girls inch closer. I then turn to them and ask "Could you lead me to the Great Hall?" They immediately reappear and say almost as one "Yes!"

The walk to the Hall took forever as we all walked so slow. When we finally got there it was almost 8. I enter the Hall and easily find Levi. Call it my midget sense, But I could always tell where he was. And him me. It was really useful when you're looking for the other. It takes me less then a moment to locate him and walk over to him. I sit down by him and pull him to my side. His head goes to my shoulder for a moment before we separate.

The trio stares at us and I say "What?" Ron points at us and says "So, The both of you date?" I see Levi give him a blank stare and I say "No shit sherlock." I then hear the voice of the pink monstrosity say "Ah! Mr. Jaeger! That language is not to be used in school! Detention should be a worthy punishment for this." She hands me a bright pink paper and says "See me after dinner. You to Mr. Potter." With that she walks off. I feel Levi quiver with rage beside me. I then turn back to my plate and say in a soothing voice "Not now Levi. To many witnesses." He still quivers beside me but a little less now.

The rest of dinner passes quickly with me calming Levi down. After dinner Harry and I go to the bitches room. Harry knocks and we hear her voice simper from within "Come in." Harry opens the door and all I see is pink. Nothing but pink. My eyes hurt from it and I want to puke. She motions to two desks and says "Sit!" We do and says "You will be writing lines, Using special quills of mine." She hands us both a quill, With an unusually sharp point, And no ink. I look up at her as Harry says "But there's no ink."

She waves her hand and says "You don't need any! These are special! Now Mr. Potter, You shall write 'I shall not tell lies.' And you Mr. Jaeger, Shall write 'I shall not use foul language.' Now carry on." I look at the paper and think Where's the catch? I look at the paper and then at the quill, I shake my head and go to write. But as I do I hear Harry gasp in pain. I look over and feel my eyes widen as the words he wrote are cut into the back of his hand. I look down at the pen with one thought. And it was Oh Fuck.