Prof. Meowingtons PhD was in the Purrari, after Deadmau5 came back from a coffee run with Zedd. He was looking for loose change, in hopes he could get a coffee too. But instead the cat found only a pair of sunglasses. They looked interesting and so he took them. Prof. Meowingtons PhD put the glasses on and suddenly two laser beams shot from his eyes. He yowled in surprise and sprung back, as the car across from the Purrari blew up.

"Oh oh, I better take these sunglasses and get out of here, meow!" Prof. Meowingtons PhD said out loud and then ran away, as all the car alarms went off.

As he made it to the elevator, the doors opened and out came Deadmau5, Zedd, Mau5mom and a few other people. Everyone was shocked by the car fire and ran to their cars to move them. The cat, joined Deadmau5 in the Meowclaren. While Zedd took care of the Purrari and Mau5mom moved her car.

"We need to talk Deadmau5, meow!"

"Then talk," Deadmau5 said.

Prof. Meowingtons PhD shook his head, "no you don't understand, meow. I have to show you something, it's really important… life threatening even, meow."

Deadmau5 looked down at his buddy. The cat's tail was flicking with exaggerated movement, so he knew it was serious. "Is it about that car fire? Did you have something to do with that?"

"Maybe, meow." Prof. Meowingtons PhD lower his ears so they were horizontal to his head and he looked up at Deadmau5 with big black sorrow filled eyes.

"Awe dude, don't use those eyes on me! Okay, we'll go for a Tim Horton's coffee." He waived at Zedd in the Purrari to follow them.

"Can we go somewhere more private, meow? Maybe the parking lot where you tested your new helicopter toy thing, meow?"

"After coffee, yes. And why are you being so mysterious Meowingtons?"

"You'll see soon enough, meow."

They pulled into Tim Hortons, got their coffee. Then Deadmau5 sent Zedd to go on ahead and see if it was okay to go back to the underground garage. Deadmau5 then drove to an abandoned parking lot. Confirming they were alone, Prof. Meowingtons PhD got out of the white sports car and put on the sunglasses. Suddenly the tree at the other end of the lot, burst into tiny wood fragments.

"What the heck? Those sunglasses are Laser Hax enabled!" Deadmau5 shouted in surprise. "Where did you get them?"

"I found them in the Purrari, when I was looking for change, meow!"

"What? Let me see them Meowingtons." Deadmau5, tried to wear the sunglasses. "Weird they seem to only fit you. Who would make something that only a cat could wear and why?"

Prof. Meowingtons PhD shrugged. "That's the million dollar question, meow."

"Hmm, who was the last one in the Purrari with me? And where did we go?" Deadmau5 asked rhetorically and scratched his head, then stroked his chin in thought.

"Wasn't Zedd in the Purrari for the coffee run this morning, meow?"

"You're not suggesting that they are Zedd's sunglasses are you?"

Prof. Meowingtons PhD nodded. "Call him and ask if he left them in the car, meow."

Deadmau5 used his cell and asked, "Zedd, hey man did you leave some sunglasses in the Purrari?"

Zedd replied, "nope. And the fire department said it's okay to come back. They can't figure out what happened. I overheard the fire marshal say that it looks like someone blew up the car, based on the blast pattern. But they don't know how or why."

"Okay we're on our way back," Deadmau5 replied. He then shook his head at the cat. "Those glasses are not from Zedd. Promise you won't wear them again, until we know what's going on."

Prof. Meowingtons PhD wiggled his whiskers. "How about I promise not to blow things up, meow."

Deadmau5 rolled his eyes, but he let the cat keep the glasses. They drove back to his condo and parked the car. The Purrari and his mom's car were already there. Zedd was waiting for them and said he had to go. Once back inside, Deadmau5 explained to his mom what they found out. She was shocked, but agreed not to hand over the laser hax sunglasses to authorities.

"What now, meow?" Nyan asked, trying to get her paws on those glasses.

"Maybe we can pull finger prints off of the glasses," Deadmau5 suggested. "Then I'll hack into the Police departments database."

Prof. Meowingtons PhD brought Deadmau5 the forensics kit and watched him dust for prints. They got one full print and put it into the scanner. Once the finger print was in the computer, the hacking began. It didn't take Deadmau5 long to get into the P.D. database. He ran the program that matched finger prints and then they waited for results. The local police had no matches, so he did some keyboard tapping and hacked both provincial and federal police computers. It was at the federal level, that they found a match.

"Says here this guy is some wiz at making lasers for both industrial and military applications. I still don't understand why he made cat laser sunglasses."

"Maybe he's nuts, meow." Nyan said as she licked her paw.

Deadmau5 did another search and found out the guy was listed as criminally insane. "You're right, he is! How are we going to get in the insane asylum to talk to this guy?"

Prof. Meowingtons PhD grinned, "leave that up to the ladies and I, meow."

"Alright, but I'm keeping those Magic sunglasses while you go inside." Deadmau5 watched the cats put their heads together and whisper. He didn't know what they were saying, and probably didn't want to know.

"We need a getaway car, meow." Nyan grinned.

"I'll drive, we'll take the meowclaren." Deadmau5 replied.

They all squished in and headed to the crazy house. By the time they got there, the sun was beginning to set. The cats jumped out.

"Keep the car running, we shouldn't be long, meow."

The cats disappeared around the corner, Deadmau5 tapped his foot impatiently. Just when he lost patience and was going to see where the cats were, they all came running.

"GO! GO! GO!, MEOW!" Nyan shouted.

"Do we have everyone?" Deadmau5 asked tires squealing as he gave gas, but kept a foot on the brake.

"YESss, meow!" Hissed OMG.

They heard sirens go off, but no cars gave chase. The way Deadmau5 was driving, not even air police could've kept up. No one said a word, until he pulled under a bridge and stopped.

"So what did you find out?" Deadmau5 asked curiously.

"The inventor of those magic glasses was trying to train his pet cat to escape the asylum, meow. The cat got away, but the blast radius was not big enough for the man, meow. He said his cat's addicted to Tim Horton's Tim Bits, meow. So he was probably at Timmy's when you went and ditched the glasses in the Purrari, meow. Because everyone knows that only a cat lover would drive that car, meow." The four cats explained, each giving a portion of the story.

Deadmau5 began to drive again, not saying anything. He got the cats some Tim Horton's and as they drove back home he finally spoke. "If it was me, would you help me escape Meowingtons and Nyan or leave me behind like his cat did?"

First Ewe spoke first, "You are being ssssilly, meow."

Then Nyan asked, "would you make us come with you into jail or a place like that, if you were the only one that was nuts, meow?"

"Of course not, you'd stay with mom until I got out." Deadmau5 scratched behind the ears of each cat and rubbed their chins, affectionately.

Prof. Meowingtons PhD finally answered his question. "Yess we would break you out and never leave you behind, meow. We love you, meow." The black and white cat blinked one eye.

Deadmau5 smiled, "I love you guys too. But you're not getting those magic glasses back until we need them."

"Damn, so close, meow."

The case was closed, the secret solved and everyone laughed at Prof. Meowingtons PhD's reply.