The teleporter exit finished building, started to spin and glow red
RED Engineer: Now the magic happens
As he stepped away from the teleporter
As Soldier 76 came out with his rifle raised
Soldier 76: I see you were telling the truth
RED Scout: Now why would I lie?
Pharah next came out of the teleporter.
Scout noticed something out of the corner of his eye
RED Scout: Watch out
Scout tackled Tracer to the ground as a man with a helmet covering his eyes and armed with a shovel was standing exactly where Tracer was standing. Sniper and Engie stood in front of the newcomer trying to stop him. While Scout still was on top of Tracer
RED Scout: You alright?
Tracer: I guess so. You saved me
RED Scout: That's what I do
Scout rolled off Tracer, jumped up and went to help Sniper and Engie.
RED Sniper: Solider what the hell are you doing?
RED Soldier: Protecting our home
RED Engineer: There are friends
RED Soldier: I don't like the looks of them
RED Sniper: Just trust us
RED Soldier: Those women have weapons. And women shouldn't do a man's work, they should be at home doing housework and cooking
RED Scout: Just shut up and listen tell everyone else that we have visitors and to meet up in the communal room Asap
RED Soldier: Fine
And he stormed off, he shouted so loud that the heroes thought it shook the ground, while the mercs had got used to it
Mercy: Is he always like that?
RED Sniper: Yeah, whenever he meets a new female.
RED Engineer: Is that everyone?
Reinhardt: Yes, I was the last one
RED Engineer: Good
As he pulled out his PDA and destroyed the Teleporter Entrance, and the Exit stopped glowing and started to slow down. Everyone turned to the door as they heard the sound of a mini-gun revving up, next they saw a muscular tank of a man walk around the corner with a mini-gun in his hand with a red beam hitting his back. Its source was hidden behind a wooden wall
In a thick Russian accent
The newcomer: Engineer, Scout, Sniper what going on here? Who these people?
RED Engineer: Ok Heavy just put the mini-gun away
RED Heavy: Not until they do
Scout, Sniper and Engineer looked at each other in confusion, but then turned round to see all the heroes aiming their weapons at Heavy.
RED Sniper: Just calm down everyone
Pharah: Well tell your friend to put his weapon down
RED Heavy: You first
RED Scout: Can we just set this straight cause I don't want to end up as a blood stain on the floor
Junkrat: You won't if this German put's his big-gun
Unknown: Nein
Said a man with a white coat, with a sort of backpack and weird gun in his hand, with a sort of beam coming from it like Mercy's.
Reinhardt: Erm... Who are you?
Unknown: I'm Medic and I'm the only German here, he is Russian
Reinhardt: It is rare to find a fellow German
Zarya: Wait you are Russian
RED Heavy: Yes, what concern of yours?
Zarya: I'm Russian too comrade
Heavy raised an eyebrow and de-revved his mini-gun, while the rest of the heroes put down their weapons down, while the three mercs in the middle just sigh in relief.
RED Scout: Right now that we haven't all died in a blaze of glory. Hey Doc where's Pyro, Cyclops and that French git
? : Right behind you
All of them turn around to see a man in a balaclava and suit suddenly appeared out of nowhere. He just took out a cigarette and lit it. Scout shuddered at the sight of him.
RED Scout: Can't you introduce yourself like a normal person
?: Whatever you say son
RED Scout: You're not my dad Spy!
Spy turned to the heroes
RED Spy: So who are you supposed to be?
Winston: We are staying here overnight as your friends offered
Spy glanced at his comrades rolling his eyes.
RED Spy: You idiots, couldn't you of called us first to try and sort accommodation for our guests
RED Scout: Well then, I'll show our guests to the lounge while their beds are being prepared.
Turning towards the heroes
RED Scout: Well if you guys would like to follow me
RED Sniper: Yeah, and when you go past me just tell me your name. So we can sort out accommodation
As Scout led the heroes into RED base followed by Heavy and Medic, while Sniper collected names on a clipboard, and after they finished Sniper walked off to BLU Base.
RED Spy: Engineer, what were you thinking
RED Engineer: What? They seem like nice people
RED Spy: I don't trust them. Think about it. A bunch of new...people appear out of nowhere and you just let them into our base? I believe that is a breach of security
RED Engineer: Just let it slide you French snake, you might get to like someone for once in your miserable life
Spy stared at Engie with his usual cold heartless stare
RED Spy: I doubt it
RED Engineer: You never change
As he shook his head and followed the direction his friends and heroes went.
Spy just stood there, inhaling the smoke from his cigarette. Thinking on what Engie said, may be even his cold heart could crack. Spy threw his spent cigarette to the floor and stepped on, coming to a decision. Never.
Scout walked into the main communal room with a few couches in it around a coffee table, then about five chairs around a card table with an extra space for a dealer. Then in the corner there was a closed door and a food hatch next to it. The heroes could tell it was over 100 years old as they stepped in.
RED Scout: This is where the magic happens
The smell of alcohol seemed to be coming from the couch facing away from the door
Mercy: Err... What's that smell?
As some of the heroes held their noses a loud snore and belch from the couch
RED Medic: That I am afraid is Demoman
At the sound of his name Demoman sat up
RED Demoman: I'm going kill ya and kill ya (snore)
And he fell back to sleep
Soldier 76: Is he drunk?
RED Medic: Never sober. So would you like to sit down while your accommodation is being prepared?
Mercy: Thank you very much. You are all very kind to do this for us
RED Medic: Of course. And where do you want your pet to stay?
Winston: Pet?
RED Medic: Hmm a talking gorilla, not the strangest specimen I have met
Winston: What do you mean?
RED Medic: Oh nothing
But an evil grin appeared on the doctor's face, and Winston had a look of concern on his face. The loudspeaker beeped on and Sniper's voice comes out of it.
RED Sniper: Hey Boston Boy take our guests to the BLU corridor
RED Scout: Well I guess if would like to follow your handsome host
And Scout gave a wink to Tracer and started to follow the path that was heading towards the "Battlements"
RED Scout: So… I heard that you guys are from the future
Winston: Well it seems that way
RED Scout: So like is it all high tech in the future? And is there a massive statue of me where like 50 hot chicks pray to it every day?
Winston: Well...no
RED Scout: Why the hell not. I'm God's gift to fricken women!
Winston: Well to be completely honest nobody has heard of you
RED Scout: WHAT?
RED Spy: Well what do you expect from the administrator
Winston and Scout jumped as the Frenchman appeared in the doorway to the bridge.
RED Spy: I would have been more surprised if anybody had heard of us after our "deaths"
Winston gave Spy a puzzled look
Winston: Tell me about this Administrator
?: Yeah and tell how you can go invisible in 1968?
As a woman with a bald patch on one side and long black hair on one side with a ting of blue at the tip appeared out of nowhere.
RED Spy: And who might you be
As he reached into his jacket grabbing hold of his revolver, just in case
?: Well you can call me Sombra
Spy let go of the handle, and sorted his tie out wanting to know more about this group of newcomers, especially the one who seems to of matched his technology.
RED Scout: Well your handsome host is gonna leave now, Spy lead the way
As Scout started to walk through the column of heroes and the occasional member of RED team.
RED Scout: Hey doc
As he walked to Medic, who was talking to Mercy
RED Medic: What do you want Scout? Can't you see I am busy
As he gestured towards Mercy
RED Scout: Yeah well, have you seen that chick with a leather jacket and weird blue circle on the chest?
Mercy: You mean Tracer
Tracer blinked to the group
Tracer: Hiya
Medic and Scout both jump, and Scout loses his footing and falls backward over the side of the bridge
RED Scout: Wait what the?
He's cut short as he lands into the water underneath the bridge, Tacer just giggles while she, Mercy and Medic look over the side to see what happened to Scout. As he stood up and squirted all the water out of his mouth.
RED Scout: You've got to be kiddin
Tracer: Well that just happened (Giggles)
RED Scout: I can not believe this
Medic shook his head and tutted as Scout made his way to the side and climbed out
RED Medic: Enjoy you trip, Scout?
RED Scout: Shut up doc. You'll be kissing my feet once I win that race
Tracer: Sorry to break it to you luv, but you ain't winning a race any time
RED Scout: What's that supposed to mean?
As Tracer, Mercy and Medic came to join Scout on the other side of the bridge
Tracer: I mean nobody can beat me in a race
RED Scout: But I'm the fastest in the world
(Spy, Sombra and Winston were just about to reach the BLU corridor)
RED Spy: So in total we are simply pawns in a pointless war
As he took another puff from his cigarette, while Spy told them the Catch-Up Comic up until 1972 in the comic.
Winston: I see. So do you know what you mercenaries will do now?
RED Spy: Since the elimination of BLU team was very recent The Administrator hasn't talked to us much.
Sombra: You still haven't gone into detail about your advanced technology in 1968?
RED Sniper: Well you can tell her later, you French git
As Spy, Sombra and Winston turned onto the main BLU Corridor where Sniper was waiting
RED Sniper: You took ya bloody time. That's why I asked him to bring them. Where is he anyway?
Sniper and Spy were looking at the heroes as they came round the corner, then they stopped Heavy as he came round the corner talking to Zarya.
RED Sniper: Hey Heavy
Heavy looks down at him
RED Heavy: What is it baby?
RED Sniper: Have you seen Scout? He seems to of vanished
RED Heavy: Hmm... Heavy saw Baby go back of line
As Heavy pointed to the last of the heroes who were coming round the corner. Next Medic was talking to Mercy, so Spy and Sniper walked to them as Heavy and Zarya continued with their conversation.
RED Spy: Have you seen my son he seems to of disappeared
RED Medic: Well last time I saw him he was talking to Tracer
RED Spy: Who?
From round the corner they heard quite a loud shouting.
RED Scout: I could beat you no problem
Tracer: Yeah right luv, fat chance.
Scout stopped in his tracks and turned to Tracer
RED Scout: Bring it on, I could beat you any time anywhere
Tracer calmly stood in Scout's face
Tracer: We'll have to see tomorrow then luv
RED Scout: Ok, shall we raise the stakes then
Tracer: Go on
RED Scout: If you win I'll never speak or look at you again
Tracer: Ok, if you win what happens then?
RED Scout: Stays the same, I take you out on a chicken dinner afterwards
Tracer: Why you just raising it if I win?
RED Scout: Because I don't care. Cause It's never gonna happen. Deal?
Tracer: Deal
As they shook on it he gave Tracer a smile and walked over to the rest of the mercs
RED Scout: So aren't we sorting these guys sleeping arrangements
Tracer walked over to Winston and smiling, admiring how confident Scout was. She hadn't ever met anybody like that.
RED Sniper: Well then
As he pulled out a clipboard with all the names on
RED Sniper: Right if you would follow me I will, show your rooms as we pass them
So Sniper turned round led the group down the corridor pointing out peoples rooms as he went. They walked over the bridge to RED Base and showed more people where their rooms were.
RED Sniper: Now
As the group turned the corner to the main RED Corridor which was the exact same as BLU except that this one was painted red.
RED Sniper: Due to the fact there are so many of you, some of you may have to sleep in one of our rooms. That being: Tracer, Pharah, Mei, Junkrat, Zarya, Symmetra, Mercy, Widowmaker and Sombra. Any problems with that?
RED Scout: Speak for yourself you cosy camper. You've got your little hideout, what about the rest of us?
RED Engineer: Well I've got my workshop
RED Medic: And I have my Medical wing
RED Scout: Well what do you expect a running champ like me to do?
RED Engineer: We don't know Scout, do whatever you want
RED Scout: Frickin' unbelieveable. I'm gettin some BONK
Scout walked off to the communal room, while Sniper turned back to the rest of the heroes
RED Sniper: So if you 'led like to go to your rooms or get something to eat in the communal room or just look around your happy to do whatever you like.
As the others split up while Tracer, Pharah, Mei, Junkrat, Zarya, Symmetra, Mercy, Widowmaker and Sombra looked at each other, then looked at the rooms they would be staying in.
Zarya: How do you suppose we do this?
Junkrat: Well I'm going for this one, cause I can sense a giant explosion behind it
And with that he grabbed the handle to Number 4 threw it open and closed it behind him
Mei: Well, I guess we could just pick any door and hope for the best
Tracer: On the count of three we walk in, and can't change after that
Widowmaker: Always up for a challenge
Mei: Erm... Are you sure we can't swap after?
Sombra: No once you've picked, you've picked
Mei: Okay then. I guess we should pick a door
The group, walked along the corridor inspecting each of the doors. They all looked the same but with a different number on the front, ranging from 1 to 9. And that number 1 had "Scout's Room Keep Out" on it.
Tracer: I think I'll take this room
As she stood outside number 1. The others just guessed at a random room
Pharah = Room 2
Mei = Room 3
Zarya = Room 5
Symmetra = Room 6
Mercy = Room 7
Widowmaker = Room 8
Sombra = Room 9
Zarya: On the count of 3
Pharah: 1
Mercy: 2
Tracer: 3
They all opened the doors, stepped inside and closed it behind them
Sorry it took so long, but I hoped you enjoyed it.
I've been asked some questions, so here are the "answers
SuperNeu: Asks how does Winston know about Australium?
Well a certain Texan in a Hardhat might just ask
SuperNeu & Guest: How come Reaper and Widowmaker in Overwatch?
Sorry about that but the reason why will become clear later. A German Medic maybe asking a few questions to them, and Sombra
And finally a question for you.
Do you want me to continue writing in the format at the present time or switch to "normal" format?
So decide