Omega POV
Well great, now I'm stuck in a tree, I thought trying to tear my tail off. "Bill a little help?" he only laughed.
"No this is interesting." He said. I fired a beam and he moved out of the way and watched it hit another tree.
"Just help." I snapped. He was really getting on our nerves which is a rare thing where it happens to both of us at the same time.
"F*** him.' Hailey said and I finally pulled myself out, but left most of my body behind. My body was much faster to regenerate than my head, also speaking of which, we were surprised we even survived the hole in the head. Sure, it hurt and I went unconscious right after I found the bush, but surviving it!? WHOLE NEW LEVEL. Before I knew it my hind legs were back and I could stand and the first thing I did was slapping Bill.
I laughed as he spun off again, "Floating all the time must suck! Every time you get slapped you spin off!" I teased and rolled onto my back and laughed harder.
"I wasn't expecting you to slap me nor get out of that tree so soon." He said and he was already back on his balance. I looked surprised and rolled right back to my feet and jumped to a near branch on another tree. He looked at me and I stuck my black, slightly forked tongue at him and started jumping branch to branch through the woods.
He floated right next to me and I looked at him irritated. I missed a branch and fell, landing on my stomach half way down. "OW!" I shrieked, I rolled off and fell the rest of the way and limped away. Bill re-entered my mind and started making fun of me.
"Bill…." Hailey growled at him for me. I grinned and teleported to the hole under the porch of the Shack. I peaked in and saw Stan and Ford talking to each other about Bill.
"So you're telling me, that a powerful space demon is on the loose with another powerful being?"
"Yes bu-"
"But nothing! If that apocalypse happens again I know who to blame for sure!" Stan yelled at Ford before walking off. Bill and Hailey were both laughing.
"Holy s*** he f***ed up!"
"Hailey!" I snapped at her and Bill just laughed as she shrugged. I sighed and heard the door open above us and watched Dipper and Mabel run out with backpacks on. I scrabble out and jumped onto a tree branch and followed them.
"Dipper I can't believe we're doing this." Mabel said on the verge of crying.
"We have to Mabel." Dipper said.
"Are they actually running away!? AH HAHAHAHA!" Bill laughed and I quickly jumped in front of the two kids.
"What are you doing?!" I yelled at them only to be hugged by them both.
"We went looking for you and confront Bill!"
"WHAT!?" I shrieked pushing them both away.
"I tried talking Dipper out of it…." Mabel said. Hailey took control and rose on her hind legs.
"You should go back. Don't worry your uncles. They're fighting ya know?" She reasoned with them and they nodded.
"You're right. Besides, beating Bill is impossible." Dipper said.
I regained control and went back down on all fours, "Race you!" I said and we all starting running. I went easy but then I slid to a stop when I saw Ford walking away from the Shack.
"JAVLA!" Hailey cursed.
"Wait, you know Swedish?" Bill asked impressed and Hailey nodded. The twins ran back inside and Mabel waved, I waved back with a small smile that faded and turned into shear depression.
"Noooo Omega noooooo." Hailey looked upset for me and I giggled walking off back into the forest of Gravity Falls.
Hailey POV
It was unlike Omega to act like this. I'm the depressed one.
"Shut the f*** up you a**hat of a triangle." I snapped at Bill who seemed impressed about my language. Omega eyed me because of it and I shrugged at her with a smile. "Bill if you want to come spy then follow me." I said and ran off, he followed and we phased through the door.
"Ya know how to spy, right?"
"You're southern?"
"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION."
"Yes." I told him to watch the others and I'll watch Ford. He seemed annoyed but after some angered Swedish screaming he accepted. I went up to Ford and did some funny things to him and yelled at him, being a soil ghost is fun! He seemed to be collecting things to make some sorta… wait… OH S***!
"OMEGA HOLY F***!" I screamed and she looked at me. "BAD S***! ATTACK FORD!"
"Hailey speak English." I started screaming in Swedish before gaining control of her and running to Ford, still talking in Swedish. I stopped and watched from a bush, he was picking up and odd metal then checked it off on a list before walking back. I followed, crouching behind and swiftly moved. I beat him there and sat at the edge of the hole to see what he was making but my angle was TERRIBLE. I crawled out and hid in a bush, waiting, but instead I fell asleep after twenty-five minutes.
Bill flicked us awake. "Sixer is looking for you two."
"Wow. You do know how to spy." I teased getting up. "Which way?" He pointed before possessing the body as well. I ran full speed to a clearing and he seemed to be waiting for Omega.
"Well well well, if it just HAD to be a Six Fingered bastard." I hissed standing on my hind legs.
"Omega I don't want to fight. Just come with m-"
"I sure as hell do!" I grinned.
"Omega what has gotten into you!?"
"Omega is not here right now," I looked at him with an insane look, "Hia Fordsy! Bet you can't recognize me like this."
