AureliaShipping Drabbles and Short Stories
Written By SkittleBoxx
PokePuns
Note: an experimental all dialogue formatting is used.
"Lillie, can I tell you something?"
"...go ahead."
"Okay. So... this may sound a bit Farfetch'd, but I have something on my mind."
"Ash."
"It may come as Onix-pected to you..."
"Ash, no."
"But I can't keep my Meowth shut any longer."
"Ash! Stop! You're making me laugh!"
"Lillie, give me a Chansey to speak my mind."
"Hahaha! Ash, I'm laughing too hard!"
"Haha... I can't Bayleef that you're finding these puns funny!"
"They're too funny! Hahaha!"
"Well, I'm not gonna wait until Eevee-ning to say it."
"Ash! This is too funny!"
"I mean, there's no Shaymin saying it..."
"Ash!"
"But here it goes."
"...snrk. Don't make me laugh like that again..."
"Lillie, do you have anymore Pokemon puns? I'm out."
"..."
"..."
"You're coming to me for pun advice? I don't have any a-Mew-sing ones."
"..."
"..."
"Haha. A-Mew-sing. You're good at puns!"
"I am? Oh, Shuckle... thank you."