Terabithia 2 : Welcome to Paris

Chapter Two : Leslie Je-ne-sais-quoi

In the plane, Jess and Leslie are listening some…

« oooooooooooo champs élysées… oooooooooooo champs élyséeeees ! au soleil ! Sous la pluie ! À midi ! Ou à minuit ! Il y aura tout ce que vous voudrez, o champs élysééés ! ! »

on their walkman when…

Ms Edmunds

Allright, allright kids, THAT'S ENOUGH ! NOT ANOTHER WORD !

Jess

Relax…we just wanna have some little fun ! like you !

Ms Edmunds

You're gonna have fun in Paris !

Why don't you just…take a break ?!

Leslie

We are…

« oooooooooooo champs élysées… oooooooooooo champs élyséeeees ! … »

Ms Edmunds: (facepalm)

Then, in the plane, an old lady goes scolding ….

« Pardon me madam, could you tell your kids to stop singing Joe Dassin and SHUT UP ? »

« They aren't my kids…»

Leslie, incommoded by the granny's presence says :

« yes mommy, we shut up, like the crazy hag woman said… »

« why you little…. »

A grandpa interposes himself…

« (to that crazy hag woman) calm down Adélaïde, they're just kids… (to our heroes) excuse my wife, she is a little bit sensitive…»

Jess and Ms Edmunds stares at Leslie…

« what ? »

Outside the Paris Airport, the Kids and their music teacher are discussing quietly about the passeports…

« someone's gonna recognize me ! we should have put wigs and voilà ! »

« we're ok with the passeports but why calling me Katniss ? »

« i love Hunger Games, especially peeta… »

« cut it out kids ! we don't have time ! i got english lessons at the goblins ! do hurry ! »

The trio run for the metro but Adelaide follows them….

TO BE CONTINUED…