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Chat #6

TheGod and Voldy'sWaifu started a chat with YerAWizardHarry:

TheGod: Harry Potter

YerAWizardHarry: oh shitie

TheGod: Where are you, Harry Potter?

YerAWizardHarry: i'm not telling you!

Voldy'sWaifu: pity

Voldy'sWaifu: pity

Voldy'sWaifu: baby

Voldy'sWaifu: POTTAH!

YerAWizardHarry: only malfoy can say pottah

TheGod: Why don't we invite our young Malfoy to this chat that we share?

- TheGod added SlytherinPrince to the chat –

SlytherinPrince: where the fuck am i

TheGod: Draco

SlytherinPrince: ..

SlytherinPrince: fuck.

Voldy'sWaifu: drayco

Voldy'sWaifu: my lovely drayco

YerAWizardHarry: lol

SlytherinPrince: fuck u pottah

YerAWizardHarry: and there it is

YerAWizardHarry: true malfoy soul

TheGod: The only one left in the World...

SlytherinPrince: the hell you're talking about

TheGod: Targaryens are gone...

SlytherinPrince: ...

SlytherinPrince: what

YerAWizardHarry: voldy, this isn't game of thrones franchise

TheGod: Oh, sorry

TheGod: Must of lost my way.

Voldy'sWaifu: You can always come to Me

Voldy'sWaifu: if You're lost

Voldy'sWaifu: my Lord

SlytherinPrince: fuck this shit

- SlytherinPrince has left the chat –

YerAWizardHarry: malfoy's right

YerAWizardHarry: this time.

- YerAWizardHarry has left the chat –

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Chat #7

SlytherinPrince joined BloodyWeasley, MuggleGenius and YerAWizardHarry chat:

SlytherinPrince: the hell happened to voldy pottah

YerAWizardHarry: don't know don't care

SlytherinPrince: well whatever it is

SlytherinPrince: my father will hear about this.

BloodyWeasley: and what will he do?

BloodyWeasley: lick the dark lord's ass?

MuggleGenius: Ron!

MuggleGenius: That was utterly disgusting!

SlytherinPrince: yeah

SlytherinPrince: weasley you're disgusting

SlytherinPrince: even granger agrees

MuggleGenius: I didn't say that!

SlytherinPrince: but you think that

MuggleGenius: ...

BloodyWeasley: Hermione?

MuggleGenius: Ugh!

MuggleGenius: You men are the worst!

- MuggleGenius has left the chat –

BloodyWeasley: what did I do?

BloodyWeasley: and why she keeps logging off?

SlytherinPrince: simple

SlytherinPrince: can't take your ugliness anymore

BloodyWeasley: MALFOY I SWEAR

SlytherinPrince: what?

SlytherinPrince: go on.

- Page394 has joined the chat –

SlytherinPrince: oh great.

BloodyWeasley: :o

Page394: Mr Malfoy.

SlytherinPrince: yes

Page394: I am declaring you a Higher Rank Prefect of House Slytherin from now on.

SlytherinPrince: meaning?

Page394: Meaning you can take or give points to any House that you prefer.

Page394: Because I'm tired of this shit.

- Page394 has left the chat –

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Chat #8

SlytherinPrince started a chat with YerAWizardHarry, BloodyWeasley, MuggleGenius, MoonPrincess and PlsMarryMeDraco:

SlytherinPrince: listen

SlytherinPrince: i'm your higher rank prefect now so i can take away your bloody house points as much as i like

SlytherinPrince: so get in my way and you'll regret it

BloodyWeasley: you wish

SlytherinPrince: nice start weasley

SlytherinPrince: 5 points from gryffindor

PlsMarryMeDraco: ha!

PlsMarryMeDraco: bitch got told

MuggleGenius: But this is unfair. Why you can do it and I can't?

MuggleGenius: I'm a Prefect too!

PlsMarryMeDraco: because you see granger

PlsMarryMeDraco: unlike some, he's the best

PlsMarryMeDraco: and pure

PlsMarryMeDraco: not to mention hot

SlytherinPrince: pansy

PlsMarryMeDraco: and as for you granger, you're just filthy little mudblood!

SlytherinPrince: don't get in my way pansy!

PlsMarryMeDraco: chillax

PlsMarryMeDraco: just trying to help

SlytherinPrince: i don't need your fucking help

BloodyWeasley: burn parkinson

SlytherinPrince: 5 points from gryffindor

BloodyWeasley: what?!

BloodyWeasley: why?

SlytherinPrince: i dont like you

SlytherinPrince: that's why.

- PlsMarryMeDraco has left the chat –

MoonPrincess: Pansy is so mean.

MoonPrincess: I am glad she's left.

SlytherinPrince: you

MoonPrincess: Me?

SlytherinPrince: yes

SlytherinPrince: 5 points to Ravenclaw.

MoonPrincess: Yay!

MoonPrincess: Thank youuuu

YerAWizardHarry: why did she get points malfoy?

SlytherinPrince: because she happened to write what I was thinking at that time pottah.

SlytherinPrince: now because you dare to question my performance on being a higher rank prefect

SlytherinPrince: i'm taking away 10 points from gryffindor

MuggleGenius: ...

MuggleGenius: You men really are ridiculous.

- MuggleGenius has left the chat -