Terabithia 2 : Welcome to Paris

Chapt3r Three : As seen on TV

In New Zealand, in Jess's family house, morosity, sadness and mayhem are taking the lead…

Ellie, Brenda (jesse's older sisters)and their parents are crying a river, while May Belle is watching TV

« i can't believe Jess died…like his girlfriend…. What was her name ?»

« Bessie…Berk, or something… »

« Leslie… Leslie Burke….»

May Belle « HEY ! QUIET ! « KUWTH » is STARTING ! shut the hell…. »

Suddenly on TV…

Presentator « Good evening, i'm Jennifer Lopez, and unfortunately…tonight, your favorite show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, is replaced by a documentary about Elvis Presley, the king of rock that passed away more than 20 years a… »

Jess Sr./T-1000 ? « allright, that's enough ! I can't take this anymore ! »

(zapp)

(Bridge to Terabithia) « Your friend Leslie Died… »

(zapp)

(The Lion King) « Long Live the King ! »

(zapp)

(Bambi) « your mother can't be with you anymore… »

(zapp)

(Cars 2) « you…will find the 2nd agent…and kill him »

Jess Sr./T-1000 ? (leave) « I'm gonna be sick !»

In Paris

Leslie, Jess and are dressed as parisians, at the Galeries Lafayette…where a new shop is just opened…

Evrything sounds good until a crowd of journalists come…

TV host « Sacrebleu ! Des nouveaux clients ! Vous devez pas être d'ici vous !(to Leslie)

[•REC] Jeune fille avez-vous visité le nouveau magasin qui vient d'ouvrir ? »

Jess to Leslie « she's talking to you, say something….come on….say… « Je m'appelle Katniss » Come on… »

Leslie « I'm not gonna say that ! »

TV host « QUOI ? ahhhh you are inglishe ! so, have you visitid ze niou shop dat opened in dat gallerie»

Jess «(bad british accent) yes indeed, we visited, and tha was super amazing and super shiny!…. »

« i think we better go…bye ! »

(To the kids)

« what the heck's wrong with you kids ? your parents are gonna see you !»

Jess « No danger Ms…. »

Leslie « we're dead… they can't find us….»

As they're leaving the galleries, Adelaïde, (the old lady from the plane) is still following them…

TO BE CONTINUED….