Terabithia 2.5
Chapter Five : François
After they saw the interview, Jess's parents have decided to hire François Latouffue, a private detective who lived in paris…and who was Jess's Mom's boyfriend in high school to track the kids from the interview…!
François « sau, wat canaille dou for you ? (French accent) »
Jess Sr. « listen up buttercup…our son apparently died from drowning, like his friend Leslie… »
François « Leslie ? »
Jess Sr. « yeah…and yesterday, we just saw an interview in Paris, and we saw that non-dress girl leslie with that son of a motherless goat ! »
His wife slaps him
Jess Sr. « sorry…(to François) i'll show ya… »
(interview)
TV host « Sacrebleu ! Des nouveaux clients ! Vous devez pas être d'ici vous !(to Leslie)
Jeune fille avez-vous visité le nouveau magasin qui vient d'ouvrir ? »
François « hey ! the girl is the same actress who plays…that blonde brat from « Charlie and the chocolate factory»..non ? i love that act…»
Jess Sr. « Zip it French-boy ! we called you for bringing Leslie and Jess back to us, so Jr. Can be grounded for the next 365 days ! »
May-Belle apprears
May-Belle « i'm not a French-boy ! »
François « waouh ! you are sau cioute ! what ize your naime ? »
Mom « Honey, weren't you supposed to be in bed ? »
May-Belle « in bed ? it's 5 pm… »
Mom « oh yeah, right… May-Belle, this is François, François, May-Belle»
François « Enchanté… »
Jess Sr. « (pushes François) go to your room dear… »
May-Belle « Jess is dead ! and you guys know it ! he can't appear in a damned interview…»
Jess Sr. « you better watch your tongue young lady…. »
Mom « Honey, go… »
May-Belle « eat my shorts »
Mom « what was that ? »
May-Belle « EAT-MY-SHORTS »
Mom « don't mess with the bull young lady…you'll get the horns… »
May-Belle « you two are despicable… »
As May-Belle leaves, François is engaged…
WILL HE TRACK JESS AND LESLIE ?
To be continued….