Terabithia 2.6
Chapter Six : City of Love, n'est-ce-pas ?
In new zealand…
Those two jerks Scott and Gary who haunted Jess's Nightmares for too long get attacked by…
? « Take this! »
When the boys get a serious damage….
? « Where are Jess and Leslie ?… »
Scott « They're dead! Don't cha know tha… »
BLAM!
(Scott gets shot….)
? « anyway, he didn't existed on the novel… (to Gary) And now pee-wee, for the last time…Where are Jess and Leslie ?… »
Gary « don't know! »
BLAM!
(Gary gets shot too….)
Meanwhile, in Paris Airport, François finds out in his 2cv, that someone is in his suitcase….
François « welle watte have wi hireu….watte are you douhingue? »
BLAM!
? « Hehehehehe….Zip it French-boy ! »
François's killer calls his partner in crime…
? «yeah, I've just arrived…meet me at the Eiffel tower… then we'll take good care of you know who… Hehehehehe »
Meanwhile, Jess and Leslie are waiting for Ms Edmunds in her flat, when…
« Allright Kids…be ready! Tonight is the night! »
The trio is face to the Eiffel tower by night….Leslie's listening…
"Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte…."
"Wrong film Leslie"
"But it's Disney, right…and we were in a Disney movie…"
"Right…"
"And in every Disney movie, the hero never dies and always gets the girl…"
"Right…WHAT? The hero never….what about in …. What was that?"
"What, what?"
" I was looking for the name of a movie…some dramatic-fantasy movie with that gal who plays that blonde brat from « Charlie and the chocolate factory»…"
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off ?"
"no…that was a more recent movie….made from a book…."
"I'm sorry Leslie but I don't know…what about you miss Edm…"
Jess and Leslie find Miss Edmunds dead…Jess soon saw a red light on Leslie's head….
"Get down!"
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM! (someone shoot at the kids with a sniper…)
"phew..thanks for saving me Jess…"
"I had to… I didn't want you to finish like the girl in Bridge to Terabithia…"
"OOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHH! Bridge to Terabithia! (kisses Jess) that was the name of that…oh my goodness JESS!LOOK OUT…"
(Adélaïde and her leader shoot at the kids with snipers…)
May-Belle "YOU'RE HISTORY !"
Jess "why MAY BELLE! What a surprise…."
May-Belle (shoots Adélaïde)"Thanks, but I don't need you anymore…(point a gun at Jess and Leslie) You LIARS ! How can you do that to us! So, from the start, that was an act!I'll make you pay for this!"
Jess "it was her idea! (winks at Leslie) Faking death and going to Paris…"
Leslie "No! He's the criminal mastermind! He told me to fake death so he can write a story about my demise and sold the movie rights to Gábor Csupó!"
Jess "what ?"
May-Belle "movie rights? I've got to be in that film!"
Jess and Leslie "NOW!"
After an epic catfight… Jess and Leslie are meeting a man dressed as a director named Gabor Csupo who ask them…
"greetings kids, I'm looking for actors for a dramatic fantasy movie which is an adaptation of a book…"