AN: Well I'm finally back to write another chapter, I'm not sure if anyone cares about that, but I'm going to anyway because I started this, so I'm going to finish it. For anyone who was waiting (if there was any) sorry I have had life-determining exams to fail but now I'm done with that I shall be writing every day that I am sober. Hope you enjoy this installment.

Also this chapter is like one and a half chapters so it is a bit longer.

The Pre-Pre Party

Lori had patiently waited for the rest of school week to finish, giving people casual invites throughout the remaining days left. On the Friday after school as she drove the family home from their respective schools in the resident van they had affectionately named vanzilla, she started to panic. What if something went wrong? What if word had spread around school? What if my parents find out? All these question seemed to circle around her mind like a ferris-wheel, non-stop, tormenting, driving her towards insanity. Probably not the best timing considering she was driving 40 mph home-bound. Much to her further annoyance Luan had decided to ride shotgun today, managing to survive the onslaught of the race to ride upfront and avoiding the mad dash to procure the sweet spot, which was now, contrary to popular believe, quite a sour spot as anyone who landed on it was subsequently pulverized by the nine remaining siblings.

"Hey Lori why was Cinderella bad at soccer," she enquired smiling, "because she had a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball! Ha get it?" Lori groaned in despair.

"That was truly terrible Luan, maybe you should give it Kevin Hart, sounds like it belongs in one of his acts." Lori replied, causing Luan to flinch as if she had been physically assaulted by her words.

"Ouch Lori that was a low blow, why you so grouchy today? Is it because of a certain gathering of individuals at a certain time in the near future?" She said, allowing the sound of her voice to crescendo slightly with each word.

"Shut up Luan, ok yes so what, this is a big deal for me, so I'm on edge, sorry for lashing out at you, the joke was decent." Lori said as sincerely as she could manage, which worked as Luan started to laugh happily. As she pulled in to the driveway of chateau Loud, Luan gave her a peck on the cheek, followed by everyone shouting thanks as they hopped out the car, and headed towards their bedrooms. Leni and Lori were left alone to discuss the final details of their party in the relative privacy of their room.

"Ok Leni how many people have you invited" asked Lori,

"Hmm I think I invited, um" she absent-mindedly started to count on her fingers, "Well there was Rachel, Jessica, Daniella, Eva, Daniella, wait how many is that again 6." Lori sighed whilst simultaneously face palming,

"Come on Leni you have to remember, there is very little that could turn this from a chill night into total anarchy and destruction."

"Anar what?" Leni looked confused, extracting a loud moan of annoyance from Lori, "Oh wait I know how many now, it was at max 12 of my bezzies." Lori was relieved to hear this, even if leni wasn't being specific, anywhere within 12 was more than reasonable as Lori was pretty sure she had invited around 30 people.

"Great Leni, now let us get down to business" she said, but all she got was a devoid look from Leni,

"But Lori we don't run any business, oh are you saying we should start a business orientated clothing chain, cos I have some totally cute ideas for a female business person."

Lori muttered some colourful profanity under her breath, sometimes Leni's air-headedness could be a ginormous thorn in a side.

"No I mean let's start planning for Saturday." Whilst talking to Leni about the less concerning, more legal, parts of the party such as snacks for the guests, Lori was thinking about how she was going to buy Luan and Lincoln's silence and maybe Leni's if she ever caught wind of her real intentions for tomorrow however unlikely that may be it could still happen.

Later on that evening, after a lovely delicious and original dish of goulash served by father loud, Lori caught up with Lincoln and Luan on their way upstairs.

"Ok you two, just in case you were thinking on ratting me out to Dad, I'm going to offer both of you 4 free rides anywhere you want in town, as long as I'm available and you ask politely, I will chauffeur you anywhere." They both looked at each other in shock, Lori must really be planning something bad as god forbid she ever gave people rides for free, let alone four entire trips. They both eyed her up suspiciously, Lori stood there nervously, practically shaking in anticipation waiting to see if her bribe paid off. After a couple of awkward glances shared between the three of them, the two younger siblings nod, and continue to their rooms'. Yet both of them had a growing sensation of worry for what had in store tomorrow if Lori was so desperate to pay them off so lucratively.

The Pre Party

Lori woke up to blissful peace around 10:00 Saturday morning, thinking that she must be having a wonderful dream, she woke up and got dressed in her usual attire, blue top and cargo shorts, and strolled outside. The normal chaos of the Loud house sibling corridor was replaced with the sound of the birds singing their morning wake up call. As she came to her senses, she remembered that the only reason she could have such an epic party tonight was because the majority of her family had taken a sabbatical from annoying her towards madness to go about their own business for the first time in her memory of having all ten siblings. Well she was going to make good use of this momentous occasion. As if on cue the doorbell rang, Lori opened the door to reveal Bobby who was holding a couple plastic bags.

"Morning babe, you excited, tonight is the night to get absolutely and totally hammered lol, you prepared?" He asked her with an ear to ear grin spread across his face. Lori looked at him amused as she noticed he had shaved the wispy beard hairs he had been growing since he was born.

"Wow you came literally way too early, if I assume what you have in your bags is correct, wouldn't it have been better for you to come slightly later, to reduce the chance of getting caught?" He looked down at his feet awkwardly. "Of course I don't mean that, every second with you is literally worth any risk" she said quickly giving him a quick kiss on the cheek, bringing back that cute grin of his. "Now hurry up and hide that booze before someone sees." She said, hurrying him into the kitchen and pointing at the fridge. "Put the bags in the lowest draw in there, far too many vegetables and not enough chocolate for my siblings to open." As he bundled the bags into the compact draw, Lori flinched at the high pitched ping the bottles made in protest as they hit one another.

"How did you get so much of it Bobby? I had no idea you were so capable." She said impressed. She took the bag from him, almost dropping it due its weight, and pulled apart the straps of the bag revealing its contents. The bag was full to bursting point with drink. Cans, bottles, large flasks. All kinds of beer, vodka, gin and she swore she saw a bottle of wine in there too. She yelped with delight, handing the bag back to Bobby and giving him a tight hug.

"Bobby you're so perfect, this is the exact selection I wanted, it shows that I'm ready to let loose, but I'm also sophisticated at the same time." Bobby just laughed.

"Babe, I've worked at half the off-licences in this bloody town, I know a couple of sleaze bags who would sell crack to a six year old if it sold them its teddy bear." He kept laughing at the thought, seemingly incredibly amused by the motion that some people would break the law for such ridiculous reasons. Lori however just looked shocked, of course she was thinking about her 10 younger siblings, all of whom could be caught up in such deplorable activities. Once he noticed her face he added

"Oh babe I didn't mean to scare you, I wouldn't worry about your siblings, you can only find those people if you know where to look, plus they don't operate anywhere near this side of town haha."

"Ok boo-boo bear if you say so, but you have to be careful around them too, these people are dangerous. I don't know what I would do if you got injured."

"Oh don't worry about me, I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but I certainly know how to operate on these streets. I'm like a surgeon of the streets." Now it was Lori's turn to laugh hysterically.

"Haha haha, Bobby omg you are too funny." She said as he grabbed her around the waist and pulled her in closer.

"Wow you are so adorable when you laugh." He remarked as he leant in to kiss her, properly this time, she accepted him with open arms, letting him enjoy the soothing taste of her tongue. Not for long though of course, she pushed him away lightly after about two minutes.

"Ok now, we don't want one of my siblings being scarred for life now do we." He looked at her with puppy dog eyes, before giving up. He proceeded to reach into his pocket and grabbed a tiny Ziploc bag in his pocket. Upon pulling it out, she gave out a tiny gasp of excitement. She stared at the bag, peering in closer to get a better look at its contents. Inside was a large amount of strange looking green leaves on minuscule branches, that were clustered together to form little clusters of green and brown, looking almost like a Brussel sprout but with a stem. She took the bag from him feeling its contents, the leaves had a crunchy texture, difficult to squeeze without breaking up a cluster into tiny fragments.

"Go ahead and give them a smell babe" Bobby urged her to do, and she obeyed, pulling the bag up to her nose, opening it and giving one prolonged sniff. The smell was a lot stronger than she expected, blasted her nose like a shell from a turret of a tank. It was a sweet aroma, with a very minty tinge to it. Merely smelling it was enough to make Lori smile. She was also happy at how well her boyfriend had pulled through in supplying her with everything she wished for.

"Boo-boo, are you sure this is enough for us?"

"Babe that is far more than you and I need to get high. It's enough for us to use for the next month if you enjoy the first time, or if you're feeling nice we could share some with our wonderful guests."

"Of course we should Bobby, I want to be a good host." She started to reach into her own pocket for some cash, noticing her he said

"Oh babe don't worry about cash, I got this cheap from a good friend of mine, plus how could I charge my own beautiful girlfriend, I wouldn't dare ruin her evening like that." He gleamed as she looked at her elated.

"Ok but I definitely owe you for the alcohol in the fridge, I insist on paying you for that."

"If you say so babe," he said dragging her towards him for another long kiss as she giggled. It was going to be a good day they both thought.

Lori and bobby spent most of the day messing around with each other, playing stupid games like hide and seek where the winner received a kiss and the loser also received a kiss. It was like they were on a date and there was no one else in the world. Of course that wasn't true, and their frequent kissing inevitably led to awkward encounters with one of various kids around the house. Lincoln gagged as he saw them embracing on the couch downstairs, and had to hold back vomit when he saw them lean in to each other. Of course, who wouldn't, it's almost as bad as walking in on his parents sharing a rare private moment in the kitchen.

As Lori and Bobby walked into Lori's room, they encountered Leni getting ready for the party, it was 6:30. She was sitting in front of the mirror, soaking wet from a shower, brushing her hair and counting like her life depended on it. All she had on her was a towel loosely wrapped around her body, leaving little to the imagination. When she saw who was there she let out a scream and dived underneath the desk.

"Omg Lori, what the hell, why would you bring him in here, you know I need to prepare two hours in advance." She yelled from her impromptu hiding spot. Bobby was speechless, stunned, he knew that Leni was always attractive, but he had never expected anything else especially since he was dating her sister, quite happily at that, but Leni was something else. As if she could read his mind Lori slapped him back to reality.

"Bobby the fuck are you doing in here still, get out, my sister is literally butt naked."

"Oh yes, um, sorry, of course babe I was just, I mean I didn't expect that, ok I'll go now." He stuttered, gulping desperately, hoping Lori had not noticed his odd behaviour to be due to anything but shock. Thankfully to him, the thought of her boyfriend looking at anyone else except her didn't even pass her mind, mainly due to her vanity. Plus Leni was two years younger and her sister. It hadn't even crossed her mind. She also decided it was time to get ready for tonight heading towards the shower to start the long ritual of making herself look beautiful and dangerous. Bobby just ambled clumsily towards Lincoln's room, to see what was up with his little bro. The thought of a naked Leni still on display in his brain, refusing to leave. He was struggling to control his privates from being private to being put on display.

Sorry to keep you waiting once again, I'm not sure if this story is worth anticipating but I still have fun writing it. Please leave a review and any criticism is welcome, and if you do like this, give it a follow. Well until next time friends.