Hello again! This is day 4, I upload these slightly late, I know. At least they're out.
Anyway, "The Gang finds out". For this, I've done something slightly different. If any parts of this need changing, let me know so that they may be changed. I want as much constructive criticism as I can get so that my fanfiction can be improved in the future. Here's the story:
Dipper was in Piedmont High School when he, as well as 'the Gang' as he called it, found out Wendy liked Dipper. Dipper reflected on how his 'Gang' found out about Wendy.
1 week ago
Dipper was on his way to AP Computer Science, as one of the smartest students the school had seen, having a totally normal day. The sun shone outside,
Shove.
Dipper fell on his face, books flying along the corridor.
"Hey Dipshit! Watch where you're going." he heard a voice shout at him. Dipper fumbled in the corridor, wondering who it was. Unsure of who had spoken to him, he responded to the voice.
"If you will, I will."
"What did you just say?" Wall punch. "Are you saying we don't know where we're going?" Punch. "You?" Punch. "Telling us?" Punch.
"Well, not just him, his 'girlfriend'. Hehhehehhehehheheh. When would Mason Pines of all people get himself a girlfriend? Doesn't that sound ridiculous? This guy?"
"I heard he paid her to be friends with him. Sounds about right."
"I heard she's blond. Dumb enough to date him of all people."
"I heard she's called something stupid, like Blerble or some crazy shit."
"I heard she's, like, 9 years old and is a total slut."
Silence from the bullies.
"Dude, I know we're making fun of him, but even I know that's too far."
"You think? Even you should know that's not true."
"DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU, DIPSTICK." The big one exclaimed. Dipper glanced up, checking up on who was behind the bullies.
"If you're so curious about 'my girlfriend', then why don't you ask her yourselves?" He says, pointing towards the redhead who had now almost stormed towards the group. She shoved the bullies aside, almost as if Dipper was her most prized possession. Even though the three dominated in numbers, she was taller than all three of the ones that towered over Dipper.
"You three will stop what you are doing and leave Dipper alone. If you don't, I'm gonna weird your butt on my foot like a cloth slipper."
"Oh yeah? And what makes you think you can do that?" The largest one teased. "Who could do such a thing as that?"
"She can. She's a flipping Corduroy."
Suddenly, the group found themselves on the floor at the other side of the corridor.
"That's my line and you know it, kid."
"Yep, and I enjoy stealing other's lines. You've seen me with quotable lines." Dipper responded. Wendy ensured that all the bullies were scared off before turning back to Dipper. 'I have a few minutes before I need to be in class, I can have a conversation.' he thought. "So, what's a person like you doing in a place like this?"
"What, I can't take a vacation to California?"
"Why here, though. Don't tell me you got a job here."
"Ok. I won't tell you why I'm here."
"God damn it."
"Don't lie, you like it that I'm here. Besides, it looked like you needed the help. Why does the man who helped stop the end of the world get bullied?"
"Probably because I'm an easy target? I'm the nerd in this school!"
"And what would make you less of an easy target? You stopped the end of the world!"
"No, I won't tell them about Weirdmageddon. They won't believe me. A floating dorito with a top hat and bow tie decides to make one town called Gravity Falls a reality play-ground and created an X tear in what we know, but can't take this party worldwide because of a natural weirdness barrier, so a pair of teenagers and a pair of great-uncles take down this near omnipotent being. ALL this in the last week of summer, when we said we were doing some fishing in Arcadia. Yep, they'd sure believe that!" Dipper ranted, almost angry, but not quite.
"Well, you did help save the universe, and you don't know how to handle a trio of male pussies? Why's that?"
"They wouldn't believe me. They don't believe I have a girlfriend!"
"I know a way to make them believe. You might not like it as much as you would have done during the summer, but I know this will work."
"What will?" Dipper started sweating much harder than normal, and darted his head around, looking for possible ways out. But it was too late.
"This." Wendy whispered as she got close to Dipper. Extremely close. Almost too close for comfort.
Today
Dipper didn't expect to get a girlfriend the same day that his Gang found out. He expected Wendy's gang to find out first. But, of course, reality had other ideas. Reality always has other ideas.
Now that the two were a thing, Dipper needed to get Wendy something. But what could he get?
"Hello, is Tambry there? Yeah, Dipper Pines here. Look, I'm sorry that I'm interrupting… whatever it is you were doing, but I have a problem." People continued walking past him. "No, SHE's the problem." People started gathering around him. The park was slowly becoming more populated with people wondering who this crazy guy was.
"Look, it's better if she explains it to you in person, but I just need something. What does Wendy like?... No, that's not a joke, stop laughing." Dipper started to move to somewhere more private. He hoped that this conversation wouldn't be taken out of context by the semi-crowd of people, who were actually watching the game behind him.
"Seriously, I need to get her something, and I don't know what to get." DIpper scratched his head, hoping to think of something without Tambry's assistance.
"Of course I'm new to this, she's the only person I've gone out with so far!" Oh god.
The next day, in Gravity Falls.
The Mystery Shack was quiet at this time. No one in their right mind would come here this early. Unless you were Stan, Wendy realized, to her horror. She had to wait about a year before she could even see anyone other than people that she would-
"WENDY? You've got some explaining to do."
It was Tambry.