Story #2 Kindergarten; The Eclipse
"Okay children, we're going to go outside today to see the Sun disappear," Leopard explained blandly.
"Yay! Extra recess!" Cheetah yelled.
"Shutup dopey!" Ligerous yelled at him, her eyes glued to Leopard. For some reason he seemed important to her for that second.
"Uh, yeah, so whatever you do don't take off these glasses that are impossible to see though."
"Okay!" Starscream said, stapling his glasses to his face.
"You are an imbecile," Ligerous said.
"What's an umbilical?" he asked her.
"You," she said and the other sparklings laughed.
"Wait are we going to all die?" Arrow said shaking.
"No! We're going to watch the humans die!" Ligerous said, proudly.
"What?!" Bee said, nervous.
"Yup, and we'll get the Energon from the Sun."
"Who are you?" Cheetah asked quietly.
"Dead," she answered.
"What is happening?!" Arrow screamed.
BEEP! BEEP! the intercom rang and a voice popped on. "Okay, everyone goes outside!" said the voice. Ligerous just assumed that is was a crazy sparkling and that they were kidding, but sure enough, Leopard took them all outside.
"This is scrap! It's too hot to be out here!" Ligerous yelled.
"Arrow are you ok you look like you're freezing?" Bee said looking at Arrow who was shaking due to fear.
"Yeah, don't lubricate yourself!" Ligerous said.
"Hey, it's okay to be scared." a young Knockout said to Arrow as he grabbed her hand.
"EWW! Stop being so lovey dovey!" Ligerous said shaking her head in disgust.
"You need to stop yelling!" Leopard said, about to lose his mind.
"What do you expect us to do then, nap?!" Ligerous shouted at him and Arrow elbowed her in the waist.
"No if you don't be quiet, you'll have to do math. WITH FRACTIONS!" Leopard said
The whole class went quiet. "No, not fractions!," Ligerous said, being quiet for more than ten seconds (yay, new record!).
"Then be quiet and learn something!" Leopard yelled.
The whole class put on the glasses and looked up at the Sun that slowly waned into darkness. It stayed that way for like a second then started coming back.
"Hey, Starscream, take your glasses off!" Ligerous probed.
"Okay!" he said willingly. He took the protective gear off and looked directly at the Sun. He looked for a second, then started screaming.
"Ligerous! You caused this innocent idiot to burn his optics," Leopard said angrily.
"What? Are you a Decepticon now?" she asked.
"Okay, we're going inside and doing fractions!" Leopard said.
He took the class inside and they received Sunchips™ and Moonpies™.
"Hey, Ligerous look! Eclipse 101!" Arrow said holding up her Sunchips™ and moving her Moonpie™ in front of them.
"Wow, great job, Arrow," Ligerous said sarcastically, working on her paper of fractions. Arrow put her head down sadly.
"Okay, I'm supposed to teach you about the Cybertronian Myth," Leopard said. "A long time ago the Primes took stars for their Energon. So whenever there was a solar eclipse, we would just assume that the Sun was taken for the Energon."
"Would things die?" Ligerous asked.
"Yeah, but they didn't take the star of planets with life on them," Leopard answered.
"So to solve my fraction problem, I should ask Optimus to take the star from the planet of fractions?"
"No, you're stupid," Leopard said.
"Ooh!" everyone in the classroom said at once. "Leopard said a bad word!" Arrow said.
The End!