Ask the Kyle 10 cast blog thing Yeah

by DriveMaxUltraDynamoZord

Self explanatory. Perhaps other DMUDZ cast members will appear as well.

5. Chapter 5

Ask the Kyle 10 Cast Chapter 5: The Fifth One.

DMUDZ: "I do not have a better title…. HELLO, everyone! DMUDZ coming to you alive, from your favorite location, the duct taped studio of amazingness!"

Kevin: "That name sucks!" I immediately turned to Kevin.

DMUDZ: "QUIET, YOU! Regardless, yes, I am back in school now… unfortunately after a break up with my irl girlfriend, who Ali was partially based off of."

Ali: "I'm sorry?!" The camera panned to the now 7 guests, now including Bella as she was wearing a purple training bra. She waved.

Bella: "Hi, world!"

DMUDZ: "So… yeah… Having Ali around may be awkward for me, but be aware, she WILL stay on board with the main cast for all you Ali fans out there! How many of you would say she's your favorite character? That's my question. Well… aside form that… ASIDE…" A 'ba-dum-tiss' could be heard in the background.

Kyle: "Who's your sound guy? Seriously, he needs some work."

DMUDZ: "I have to pull double-time back stage now. My sound person was my… ex."

Kyle: "Oooh… Sorry, bro."

Bella: "Aww… I could help out with that."

Kyle: "Bella no!"

Bella: "BELLA YES!"

DMUDZ: "BELLA NO!"

Bella: "Aw man…" She kicked the desk.

DMUDZ: "As I was about to say… We have a big list of questions for you all tonight! We have… Omnitrix1, hcharper131, xflasher, PeruAlonso, Omarnosian10, bennyf5302, ThatCypherGuy, Danny, and also, Generalhyna! I think that's it for our list of askers. As you may have noticed, Bella is now joining our main cast!"

Bella: "Hello! Again."

DMUDZ: "We don't have many questions for her today, I think, but we do have her for a kind of one person peanut gallery. I hope that's cool."

Kayla: "Who is this girl?"

Ben: "Bella, our new sensei. We haven't gotten super in depth with teaching yet, but we are learning quite a bit."

Bella: "My training has unlocked a few aliens for Kyle and Ben now. I won't say who or what yet, but they are all pretty sweet!"

Kyle: "Let's just say I finally found out what that Cutie Pie thing was in the JJ 10 chapter."

Ben: "There's still the me-exclusive and Kyle-exclusive forms."

Kayla: "And the me exclusive forms! Can I show off my Gem form?"

DMUDZ: "Sure." She turned her Omnitrix on, and transformed into a pink slender looking gem. Her gem was on her right leg with a leg band around it, but it still showed it off. She has long black stiletto heels, but she also had on a black t-shirt with blue short shorts. The T-shirt said 'The Evil Sibling' on it, and her hair was tied up into a massive pink ponytail by a black scrunchie.

Kayla: "Topaz is the name."

DMUDZ: "I rock."

Kyle: "The evil sibling? Yep, I agree."

Topaz: "Only because I was."

Ben: "Wow…"

Topaz: "You like it, Ben?" She turned her leg for Ben to see the gemstone, then as Ben gushed, a rock hit her in the head.

Topaz: "Ow! What the… HEY!"

Omnitrix1: "MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! BAM BABY!"

Topaz: "ONE OF THESE DAYS, OMNITRIX1! ONE OF THESE DAYS!"

Bella: "Oh. Yeah. I need an author exclusive privilege, too."

DMUDZ: "You're already here. That's your privilege."

Bella: "Oh yeah. My account is Generalhyna. I'll be showing my view of Kyle's adventures through a series of stories on my account. Look it up!"

DMUDZ: "I liked the first chapter. Wish it highlighted Kyle more, or that it showed her listening in on conversations."

Kyle: "You encouraged this?!"

DMUDZ: "Well, she needed to learn all she could about you to be her sensei."

Kyle: "You gave her an unfair advantage in our fight!"

DMUDZ: "Other than the fact she can't die due to a Deadpool-level healing factor?"

Kyle: "GRRR…" He looked at Bella angrily, and she began shrugging at him.

DMUDZ: "Now, to our questions! Omnitrix1's first question is… what is everyone's deepest fears?! Oho! That includes Bella! Why don't we have our new girl start?"

Bella: "I… uh… I… it's my only weakness…"

Kyle: "I'm listening."

Gwen: "So am I." And now she finally talks for us.

Bella: "I… There's a specific kind of paint remover… from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Ali: "The Dip?! THE DIP IS YOUR ONE WEAKNESS?!"

Kevin: "Wow. I'll go buy paint remover after the show." Bella got an anime tick mark on her head.

Bella: "YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!" As she yelled, her head inflated to a massive size and she breathed fire out of her mouth.

Gwen: "Kevin…"

Kevin: "I was only kidding." Kyle got a devious grin, though.

Ben: "Dude."

Kyle: "What?"

Ben: "Evil scheming already?"

Kyle: "I need to win against her at least once."

Ben: "Wouldn't it mean more if you beat her the old-fashioned way?"

Kyle: "I suppose."

Topaz: "Yeah… I'd have done it already."

Kyle: "Kayla!" Kayla changed back to herself.

Kayla: "It's true."

Ben: "Well, at least I know how you two feel about fair fights now."

Kyle: "There's a time and a place. This is the time to bend it just a wee bit."

DMUDZ: "Anyone else? Kyle and Kayla! You two are up!"

Kayla: "At the same time?" They looked at each other while beginning to sweat.

DMUDZ: "The whole world wants to know, you two…" They gulped.

Kyle: "Ladies first."

Kayla: "You're the hero! You go first!"

Kyle: "Sis…"

Kayla: "Bro…"

DMUDZ: "The world is waiting."

Kyle: "Okay! Um… everyone of my friends dying in front of my eyes!"

Kayla: "Me too!" The other five looked at them in astonishment.

Kyle: "All of you mean a lot to me. Bella, you and I still need to bond."

Bella: "I get it."

Kayla: "I don't know what I would do without you all now that I have you all. I'm with Kyle. We both have the same worst fear."

Gwen: "That's touching."

Kyle: "If you all died, I'd off myself afterwards."

Kevin: "You can't do that! The world would still need you!"

Kyle: "But… You all have been there for so long."

Kevin: "Please, I've only been around for about five or six months. You've had everyone else for upwards of five years! Trust me when I say this. I'm flattered, but the world needs you no matter what."

Kyle: "That means so much coming from you, Kevin."

Kayla: "Yeah, Kev. Nice wording and what not."

Ben: "What not?"

Kayla: "I'm not good with words, like Kyle."

Kyle: "At least I try."

DMUDZ: "Gwen?"

Gwen: "Spiders!"

Ben: "Not clowns. Not anymore! It then used to be dying in battle because I didn't have powers until recently. Now, I fear nothing!" I suddenly saw Bella turn into 'The Batman' Joker.

Joker Bella: "Oh, REALLY, Benny boy! How's about now?!" Ben screamed and hid under the table as everyone else laughed loudly at this. Bella began laughing maniacally and then turned back to herself.

Bella: "Woo! That was so much fun! PAYBACK!"

Ali: "Um… my worst fear is failing. I don't want to mess up in anything! And when I do… I feel like I messed up."

Kyle: "Failure? Ali… you never mess up. You're my girl." Ali and Kyle hugged when some rocks hit them again.

Kyle: "HEY! STOP IT!"

Omnitrix1: "It's not that I don't sympathize… It's just that I love throwing rocks."

DMUDZ: "AMEN, BROTHER!" I high-fived nothing, and a high-five sound was still made, much to everyone except Bella's confusion.

Bella: "Bending reality to his whim. That's how authors work."

DMUDZ: "I am the single most powerful entity in this tale. I control the horizontal! I control the vertical! I control EVERYTHING!"

Kevin: "Lastly me… Um… I'd have to say… Going evil and losing control against my will again."

DMUDZ: "Sounds completely logical coming from you, but REALLY Bella? PAINT THINNER?!"

Bella: "I'm half-toon! Of course it would affect me!"

Gwen: "How would we even fix you? Actual paint?"

Bella: "Yes."

Ben: "Wow. You guessed right, cuz."

Gwen: "I can see that, Ben. Thank you."

DMUDZ: "Now… If any of you were allowed to do whatever you wanted for one day without fear of any repercussions or horrific consequences whatsoever, what would you do and why?"

Kyle: "I'll go first! What I would do is… conquer the world." Everyone, including me, looked at him with wide eyes.

Kyle: "Yeah. There's SO much that needs fixing in this planet! Since I have the intelligence to outwit all human brains, the brawn to overpower all of the world's militaries combined, AND the negotiation tactics and sheer will to win to get a treaty that works in my favor, I will create a new world order without corruption, ruled just by me, and everyone would bow down to the ALMIGHTY KYLE TENNYSON! Then… I'd conquer the entire universe. One planet at a time, just for the hell of it. Could I conquer the universe in one day? I can turn into an unhindered Celestialsapien. What do you think?"

DMUDZ: "I think you most certainly could. You know, it's moments like this that I hate that I made you OP as fuck."

Kyle: "Then you really shouldn't have. The fact that Bella cut off my Chaos powers doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things."

Bella: "But he is learning to make due with Chakra. I just now taught him how to use it to run up solid surfaces and run on water. That's something Sonic could not do without boosting. Oh, and by the way, since I can kick your ass up one show and down the other if I wanted to, you couldn't conquer the entire universe." Kyle gave Bella a very angry look. It seemed to almost tell her, 'STFU Bitch', or something similar.

Bella: "Wow. Those are some nasty fantasies. Shoving me through a wood chipper." Kyle's eyes widened.

Bella: "Yes. I have telepathy. I could also wipe your mind like Professor X. Don't try it." Kyle looked away.

Ben: "I'll go next. If I could do that, I'd bring Ishiyama into the real world and-"

Kyle: "Next!"

DMUDZ: 'Let the man finish." Kyle shut up.

Ben: "Thanks, Mudflap. Anyway…"

DMUDZ: "Second strike. If anyone else calls me Mudflap again… there WILL be consequences."

Bella: "He means it, guys."

Ben: "After I brought him there, we'd go fighting bad guys together, signing autographs, and… go drink sake until we passed out! Oh yeah! Underage drinking! WOO!"

Kyle: "There we go! I bet Ishiyama could down a whole truck of sake and not even feel a goddamned thing. Look at the size of that man!" I pulled down the TV to show Ishiyama.

Ben: "I really think he could. I'd drink alongside him."

Gwen: "Since that is out of the way, I'd probably join Kevin in doing some of his criminal activities. See what he enjoys in them so much."

Kevin: "Speaking of… that transitions into mine very well. You see, I'd go back to being my old evil self. Without consequences… I'd be SOO rich again! Gwen and I would be the Bonnie and Clyde of the intergalactic criminals of the Milky Way! Not even Vulkanus could match up to us. We'd steal from him, too!"

DMUDZ: "I totally condone stealing from thieves! Give them a taste of their own medicine, y'know?"

Kayla: "What would little ol' me do? Well…" She looked at both Ben and Kevin.

Ben: "Kayla?"

Kevin: "I don't like where this is going."

Gwen: "Me neither." Her eyes glowed pink.

Kayla: "Relax, Gwen. It won't REALLY happen, but I'd totally take both Kevin and Ben for myself and do the nasty with both of them. Right now."

Kyle: "WHOA! I AM NOT THAT NASTY!"

Ali: "Or are you?" She looked at Kyle suggestively. She then asked, "How far are Kayla and you on that terminal illness research?"

Kyle: "We have the disease isolated. It's called NIDS. Azmuth and I have begun testing different medicines on it, and we've had some promising results. If we can get the proper meds into our systems, we'll be fine within a few months."

Ali: "Because I know what I would do. You would be mine right now, no matter what you said."

Kyle: "RAPE! RAPE!"

Ali: "Kyle! Calm down! It's not really happening!"

Bella: "What would I do? Well, I already do everything I want, but I guess if I had to deal with no consequences of any kind at all… I'd… get everyone to dance to my favorite songs with me!" Everyone's jaws dropped.

DMUDZ: "Either you're a saint… because you can DO SO MUCH MORE EVIL THINGS… or… like… DESTROY THE WORLD!"

Bella: "Well, if I destroyed the world, I'd lose my powers. The… Cartoon Gods wouldn't like that."

DMUDZ: "Cartoon Gods?" I hung my head off to one side.

Bella: "Yeah! They keep the boundaries of cartoon stuff from being interfered with by the real world. Most of the time. Shadow's interference after I rebooted everything once was bad unexpected."

DMUDZ: "Oh, I see. They're lazy."

Bella: "Don't let them hear you. They don't like that."

DMUDZ: "Right…" I got shocked out of nowhere.

Kyle; "WHOA!"

DMUDZ: "Ow… That's how that feels."

Bella: "Yep. That's karma for ya."

DMUDZ: "Very well… If that's what you would do… Moving on! I might as well get more Spoilerific; if Kyle is put on trial by the Celestialsapiens for recreating the universe, is he just going to accept the charges and pay the fine of 5 Taydens, or fight back ala Ace Attorney?"

Bella: "Just pay them."

Kyle: "5 Taydens?"

DMUDZ: "We'll worry about that more when it is time, but I see him fighting back because he wouldn't… immediately know the consequences."

Kyle: "What?"

Ali: "Something related to the future, Kyle."

Kyle: "Oh. Well, if it were up to me… 5 Taydens can't be all that much…"

Ali: "We'll see."

Kyle: "I wouldn't pass up the chance to go up against a real Celestialsapien, though, if one was threatening me or challenging me. We'll see."

DMUDZ: "What if on the night the portal to Ben's reality opened, the Omnitrix came to Kyle's reality rather than Kyle going to Ben's reality? (Also, yes, I do like asking alternate universe questions. Stop me when they get boring.)"

Kyle: "That would also have been pretty fucking cool! But then I never would have met Shadow. I just think the government would try to kidnap me and make me do things against my will against other governments across the world, using me as the U.S.'s one man army."

Ben: "Why haven't they done it here?"

Kyle: "I kept it to myself for quite a while until recently. Now they know what I can do, and what will happen if they try to hurt someone I love to get to me."

Kevin: "That, and we had to deal with them once or twice offscreen ourselves."

Gwen: "Not good."

Bella: "Government… They say it exists for a reason, but why not have anarchy?"

Ben: "There'd be no order."

Bella: "I know."

DMUDZ: "Bella, I know you have a crazy chaotic mind with some of the deadliest minds in all of cartoons inside of it, but don't utilize it right now."

Bella: "You're no fun." She pouted at me.

DMUDZ: "Moving on… Ben and Kyle: Since you have Tamaranian DNA on your watches, do you ever wonder if you have DNA from other DC or Marvel aliens? Like Kryptonians or Symbiotes?"

Kyle: "I think we might have it… didn't we answer a question like this a while ago?"

Ben: "Maybe. Also, I think we have a symbiote. Web Head, from Trey." He transformed to Web Head. Kyle did too.

Web Head: "This form? This one's amazing! I love the Spider Sense the most!"

Web Head Ben: "I agree. Besides, the webs work just as well!" He shot at me with the webs, but I teleported out of the way of them.

DMUDZ: "HA!

Web Head Ben: "Oh man…" Suddenly, I was webbed.

DMUDZ: "What?!"

Voice: "Hello!" I looked up, seeing a purple and blue Spider-Man.

DMUDZ: "BELLA!" I burned the webs off of me.

Spider Man Bella: "You ruined the fun…"

DMUDZ: "FUCK I RUINED YOUR FUN! SIT BACK DOWN!" I gave her my Bill Cipher voice.

Spider Man Bella: "As if I'm scared of you. I can do that, too!" She turned into Bill Cipher, and he had a purple top hat instead of a black one.

Bill Cipher Bella: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DRIVE! YOU'RE IN MY TERRITORY, TOO! WE HAVE EQUAL POWER HERE!" I didn't back down either.

DMUDZ: "BRING IT CARTOONY GIRL!"

Bill Cipher Bella: "Now this is a brawl!" Kyle turned into Alien X.

Alien X: "Guys! Behind my force field!" He put one up, and everyone got behind it.

Web Head Ben: "We're all gonna die!" The technical difficulties screen came on.

2 hours later…

Both Bella and I were tired out.

Bella: "Not bad, Drive…"

DMUDZ: "You're stronger than I gave you credit for, Hyna."

Alien X: "Can I put my impenetrable bubble that only I can dispel down now?"

Bella: "Yes. We're done." He put it down, and changed back to normal.

Ben: "That was insane! I think I saw Drive toss a galaxy at her!"

Kevin: "Not as crazy as when Bella summoned an army of monsters!"

Ali: "It destroyed the entire studio!"

DMUDZ: "Wait. WHAT?!" I looked around, noticing we destroyed the studio, as she said.

Bella: "Oops."

DMUDZ: "NO!"

Gwen: "I guess you'll have to rebuild the studio?"

DMUDZ: "Yes… I will. The fight between Kyle and Ben last time was bad enough… this will take days! Weeks, maybe!" I shook my head.

Kyle: "I saved the equipment." He pointed to the cameras.

DMUDZ: "Nice."

Ali: "Can we keep going?"

DMUDZ: "Yes… What would each of you turn into if you got your hands (or faces) on the Mask?"

Kyle: "The green face thing?"

DMUDZ: "Yes."

Kyle: "Oooh. Um… I'd make myself GODZILLA!"

DMUDZ: "You and Godzilla. Hmm… I may have to do something about that."

Kyle: "Would you?"

DMUDZ: "Yeah. If you want."

Kyle: "YAY!" I winked to the audience.

DMUDZ: "He'll get it. Just not now."

Kyle: "What?"

DMUDZ: "Nothing. Ben?"

Ben: "I guess I would become my aliens, but tooned up even more!"

Kyle: "Also a good idea!"

Gwen: "Cartooning myself up… I'd certainly act a lot crazier. I guess I'd power myself up using the mask to get to be an immortal insane sorceress."

Kevin: "Forget the Ultimatrixes at that point! I could shapeshift my body into anything! YEAH!"

Ali: "Me too! I could fire DYNAMITE at people. BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Kyle: "You are insane today."

Ali: "I am. Do I need help?"

Bella: "No! Let your insanity flow through you!"

Kayla: "Okay… I can see myself doing all of that, but I'd shapeshift into a Jessica Rabbit figured woman."

DMUDZ: "Wow."

Bella: "I already have Toon Powers. I don't need the mask."

DMUDZ: "I bet you don't. Aside from the Demon Beasts, are there any aliens that Kyle is a little... On edge about?"

Kyle: "Well… I'll be honest. As good as Toepick is, I hold him back really far. I also tend to try to not go Ultimate Rhapsody anymore. He scares Ali a lot, so I don't use him. Ultimate and Giga Ghostfreak can be cool, but they can also be insane… I also haven't used Trey's Doppelganger form yet, I called him Arsenal, but I don't know if it's the best idea to be honest…"

DMUDZ: "Quite a bit?"

Kyle; "A little bit."

Ali: "What about Firecracker?"

Kyle: "ENOUGH ABOUT HER BOOBS!"

Bella: "I want to hear this!"

DMUDZ: "We've used that line already, anyway… final question (for now). Kyle, if you suddenly woke up one day, in a world pretty similar to the one you live in now (same locations, same friends, same relationships), with the only exceptions being that you don't have the Ultimatrix, super heroes and super villains only exist in fiction, and no one on earth has interacted with anything alien, what would you do?"

Kyle: "Question if it was a dream first. Then if it wasn't, probably go insane. Then… I don't know what would happen. It would be quite the insane turn of events. I'd go to the looney bin most likely. Is there a fan forum for me somewhere and they developed a fan theory about this already?!"

DMUDZ: "Get real, Kyle."

Bella: "That would be wishful thinking, wouldn't it?"

Kyle: "Or am I in the asylum right now…?"

Ali: "You're not." She slapped him, and he blinked a few times.

Kyle: "Nope. Everything's still real. Good."

DMUDZ: "Now for hcharper131's question. All the demon races from kiva most of them are nearly or are extinct. An undead from blade a Gamma from ghost, an overlord Inves from gaim, a Greeed from ooo… After all if living technology can be added why not a Homunculi Worm from kabuto? Um… Yeah…"

Kyle: "Maybe so..?" Everyone, including me, got confused over this one.

DMUDZ: "I never saw ANY Kamen Riders, so it may be possible that Kyle could become them, but since neither he nor I know about them, he doesn't."

Ben: "That makes sense. What's next?"

DMUDZ: "Now, from xflasher! Who would win in a fight, Ali or Bismuth?"

Ali: "Bismuth from Steven Universe? How much do we even know about her?"

DMUDZ: "At the making of this chapter, she's only really appeared in 'Bismuth'. Well… There's only one way we can settle this…" I looked to Bella, who smirked back at me.

Kevin: "Guys…" Suddenly, some chains fell down, and ScrewAttack!'s Death Battle theme played.

Kyle: "Death Battle! I LOVE THIS SHOW! I SAW EVERY SINGLE ONE EVER!"

Ali: "I don't approve of this."

Bella: "Disclaimer: All Death Battles are simulations of the results we've compiled after our analyses. Both characters do not actually die. The characters only know each other if they've seen each other in officially released material. Every fight ends in the loser's death, but since it is a simulation, all losers can compete again if we just want them to. Now… He's Drive and I'm Bella! We'll analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win… A DEATH BATTLE!"

Kevin: "Ooh… Me likey."

DMUDZ: "She was an Osmosian spontaneously created as a result of a human moving into a cartoon universe, but then he found out he was a cartoon character after discovering his alien heritage, and the universe changed to suit his wants and needs… somewhat. But her real origin is that she is Kevin Levin's sister… ALI LEVIN!"

Bella: "Being born to Devin Levin and his wife, she was actually a prodigy in her talents. She learned to use her powers from the evil villain Aggregor, who wasn't evil at the time, but he quickly got jealous that his apprentice was getting better than him, and tried to kill her as a result, but he failed. Or DID HE?!"

DMUDZ: "Turns out the one fight was to see how his newly absorbed powers compared to her. He overpowered her, then left, probably planning to kill her later, only to be thwarted by Kyle Tennyson, her ever-loving boyfriend, multiple times, then was apprehended by the Plumbers a few months after when Kyle, Ali, and the whole team, minus Kayla, defeated him."

Ali: "That's what it was…"

DMUDZ: "That's a brief history, now… Bella?"

Bella: "Right. Ali, like all Osmosians, has the ability to absorb solid matter to give her armor to boost her strength and durability, then shapeshift her limbs into weapons. However, because she is a prodigy among Osmosian children and young adults, she can do even more shapeshifting of her body. She can increase her size slightly, grow butterfly wings to fly, and even shapeshift her hands into giant machine guns that shoot electric bullets at 10,000 rounds per second!"

Ali: "What? I never had that measured. That's how fast I fire?!"

DMUDZ: "Yes. It is."

Kyle: "Me likey."

Bella: "All of that is good, and she even shapeshifted her legs into springs before, and made a makeshift cement mixer to fix a bridge that was about to break. Good thing that was quick drying!"

DMUDZ: "It sure was. The solid matter absorbed can also affect her guns' firing rate, so her best/preferred absorption material is metal most of the time. She didn't have formal training after she trained with Aggregor, however, so as far as that, she's mastered her powers, but everything else, like combat application and teamwork still needs work on occasion."

Gwen: "Not surprising."

Ali: "Hey…"

Kayla: "Eh, never noticed."

DMUDZ: "She can also absorb liquids to heal injuries, but that's only good for healing. Like her little brother, Kevin Ethan Levin-"

Kyle: "Ethan?!"

Kevin: "Shut up…"

DMUDZ: "HEY! I'm still analyzing here! Anyway… like Kevin, she can absorb energy and use it to absorb other people's powers, like Rogue, but ALSO like Kevin, she can go insane, like here, when she absorbed Firecracker's DNA and got crazy over Kyle in front of a live studio audience…" I looked to Ali, and she shrugged.

DMUDZ: "Also, she absorbed a vampire's DNA in an upcoming adventure to try and use her powers against her, but she went insane almost immediately after absorbing said powers. She doesn't have as much control as Kevin over this, so Kevin does do better than her in one category. She CAN get some of her sanity back if she focuses, but it isn't for long, as she will go insane eventually. She has to be knocked unconscious to regain control later. That may be one of her advantages over Bismuth if you ask me. Bella?"

Bella: "Possibly. Quite possibly. Now, for Bismuth. Not much is known about her, but she is a very powerful fighter in her own right. She is a blacksmith for the Crystal Gems, making Garnet's, Amethyst's, and Pearl's weapon upgrades. Makes me wonder how she'll upgrade the Kyle clone's weapons in Crystal Gem… oh ho…"

DMUDZ: "Of course. I wonder as well. Now, Bismuth is over 5,500 years old, I'm assuming around 7,000. Besides that, she used to work for the Diamond Authority, and they made her build spires for Gem thinkers, and arenas for Gems to fight in. Then Rose Quartz met up with her, and taught her how she can be her own Gem. She decided to be a blacksmith and build weapons, as we said before. She went on to invent Rose Quartz's sword, which is an OHKO for enemy Gems. However, she also made the Breaking Point, which was a "ONE PUNCH!" for enemy Gems, in the fact that it shatters Gems as opposed to poofing them."

Ali: "Whoa… she could kill me with that, or shatter my armor instantly."

Bella: "She could. It resulted in her getting poofed and bubbled by Rose Quartz later on. When Steven released Bismuth later, Bismuth tried to get rid of Steven because Rose sealed her away. Steven poofed her with Rose's sword, then got her bubbled again. She currently resides in the Burning Room of the Crystal Temple. She doesn't just have the Breaking Point, though. Like Ali, Bismuth can shapeshift her hands into different kinds of melee weapons and blacksmith tools as well. She also is taller than Ali, meaning she is overall stronger and more durable, but if Ali can absorb enough energy from Bismuth, which is the biology of a Gem more than anything, she could turn the tide in her favor, and SHATTER Bismuth back."

DMUDZ: "Now, who among you all is ready to see the first ever Kyle 10 Q&A Death Battle mini-segment?!"

Kyle: "ME!"

Ali: "I'd better win."

Gwen: "This could be fun."

Kevin: "Sure, I'm game."

Kayla: "SHOW ME THE GORE!"

Ben: "Um… okay."

DMUDZ: "Here goes, then!"

Bella: "Time to see who would win… A DEATH BATTLE!" The TV reappeared, and it showed the scenery was in Bellwood as both Kyle and Ali were eating food.

Ali: "This is the life. On a date with my boyfriend, eating ice cream. How much more awesome could this be?"

Kyle: "And what's better, nothing can ruin our day."

Ali: "Agreed." Just then, an explosion occurred.

Kyle: "I just had to-"

Ali: 'Jinx that. I know." She absorbed the sidewalk, then grew her butterfly wings. Kyle sprouted his quills, and threw the ice cream into his mouth right away. They zoomed off to the explosion. Once they got there, they found Bismuth smashing cars.

Bismuth: "WHERE IS ROSE QUARTZ?! TELL ME!" She was scaring other people away as she used a hammer hand to destroy the car nearest to her.

Bismuth: "One of you humans has to know!" She then threw a boulder in Kyle and Ali's direction. Ali dodged, but it knocked Kyle in the head.

Ali: "Honey!" She looked, seeing Kyle was unconscious with swirly eyes.

Ali: "Just when I thought that extra training with Bella would save your ass from something as simple as a rock… HEY!" Bismuth looked to her.

Bismuth: "WHERE IS ROSE QUARTZ?!"

Ali: "You got the wrong universe, Aunt Jemima! Now, how about you go back to your universe and solve your problems the peaceful way?"

Bismuth: "LIAR! You know where she is don't you?!"

Ali: "Gah… she's consumed by her rage. Oh well." She landed on the ground, then shapeshifted her hands into katana blades.

Ali: "Let's get this over with…"

Shao Khan voice: "FIGHT!" They rushed at each other, and Ali ducked a swing from her hammer hand, then slashed Bismuth's waist. Bismuth grunted, then kicked Ali backwards. Ali back flipped to her feet, then saw Bismuth jumping at her. She shapeshifted her blades into one giant shield, then Bismuth hit her shield, shattering it.

Ali: "HOLY SHIT!"

Bismuth: "Simple Earth rock won't stop a Gem!" She punched Ali back and Ali flew into a building, getting a crack all over her armor.

Ali: "I'd fight way better against her if I had metal… Wait!" She turned to look at what was there, and saw a safe vault.

Ali: "Titanium vault! Perfect!" She ran to it, absorbing the metal to go over her rock armor as Bismuth hopped in.

Bismuth: "So, you can change the composition of your body at will. Interesting power. I didn't think humans had abilities like that."

Ali: "Not all humans. I'm half-alien."

Bismuth: "Like Rose's son… HOW MANY HALF-BREEDS ARE THERE?!"

Ali: "Sounds like you have a problem with cross-breeds. Just like the HighBreed. Didn't think Gems were like that, too."

Bismuth: "How dare you! You have no right to judge a Gem!"

Ali: "Just like YOU have no right to judge a half-breed!" They rushed at each other again, as Ali shapeshifted her hand into a mace with spikes, then swung it into Bismuth's face. Bismuth flew out of the wreckage, landing in the top of another nearby building. Ali sprouted her wings again, flying up to attack Bismuth, when Bismuth had already chucked a rock at her. Ali then shapeshifted both of her hands into her machine guns, and blasted the rocks apart with her many electric bullets. Once the bullets shattered the rock, they began bombarding Bismuth. Bismuth shielded herself with her arms, then Ali flew down to deliver a literal axe kick to Bismuth's head. Bismuth shapeshifted her hand into a pickaxe to block it, then caught it, swinging Ali into the floor.

Bismuth: "You're quite the opponent, but I think you'll notice you can't beat me with sheer strength alone!"

Ali: "Maybe not… but I do have the determination! You knocked my boyfriend unconscious!" Ali swung her leg at Bismuth, cutting her skin, but it got caught on Bismuth's gem.

Bismuth: "HA! That all you got?!" She shapeshifted both of her hands into hammers, and hit Ali with both, busting her titanium leg apart.

Ali: "GAAHH!" Ali sprouted her wings to fly into the air.

Ali: "Gotta find a body of water…" She flew away.

Bismuth: "GET YO' ASS BACK HERE, GIRLFRIEND! YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE ROSE IS!" Bismuth hopped after her and tackled her to the ground as they fell to the ground, landing in the park's pond. Bubbles appeared over the water's surface, and Ali swam to shore with a fixed leg, but losing her titanium.

Ali: "Great, now I'm armorless…"

Bismuth: "And vulnerable!"

Ali: "Gems don't care about oxygen?! Well… they are living rocks."

Bismuth: "This form is a hologram. I can change its appearance all I want. Now… tell me where Rose Quartz is, and I'll spare you."

Ali: "How many times do I have to tell you… I don't know!"

Bismuth: "Then prepare to die!" Bismuth brought up a hammer hand, but Ali dodged at the last second, then grabbed her Gem.

Bismuth: "What the…"

Ali: "The… THE POWER! AHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!" She absorbed the energy from Bismuth's gem, then got a mutation. She buffed out in size, then grew rainbow dreadlocks out of her hair. An exact copy of Bismuth's Gem appeared in her chest, and some of her clothes ripped. Once an explosion happened, and the sparks faded away, Ali hopped out of the smoke, slamming Bismuth into the ground.

Bismuth Ali: "WOW! NOW THIS IS POWER!" She slammed her fist into Bismuth's face, and then kicked her into a tree. Bismuth got back up.

Bismuth: "How in the stars… did she… absorb my power?"

Bismuth Ali: "I'm an Osmosian! We have the ability to absorb the powers of others and make them our own!" She shapeshifted her hands back into guns, and aimed them at Bismuth.

Bismuth Ali: "And now… I can use all of your own power to increase my own! I've never had a power be this compatible with mine before!" She fired electrically charged bismuth crystals at Bismuth. Bismuth rolled out of the way of them, then grabbed the tree, hurling it at Ali, who shapeshifted her right hand into a buzzsaw, then cut the tossed tree, and began firing again as Bismuth got close. Bismuth punched Ali in the face, then swung a hammer hand into her chin. Ali grinned, then slammed Bismuth on both sides of the head with her hammers, and then grabbed Bismuth, slamming her into the ground, getting into an arm bar position.

Bismuth Ali: "It's over, bitch! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME NOW! I HAVE ALL OF YOUR POWERS!"

Bismuth: 'Maybe so… but you forgot one thing!" She made her hand into a pickaxe, swinging her hand into Ali's Gemstone, cracking it.

Bismuth Ali: "GAAAHH!" She got off of Bismuth, and began crackling and moving like TV static.

Bismuth Ali: "W-what's going on?!"

Bismuth: "I cracked your Gem. Now you won't be as strong. Unless you dispel your form of me." She slipped on a device that looked like Armodrillo's drill hand, but it had a single point.

Bismuth Ali: "W-what's that?!"

Bismuth: "Personal invention of mine! Now… STAY STILL!" Bismuth charged at her, and pinned her down, aiming the weapon at Ali's cracked Gem. The device got onto Ali's Gem, and the Breaking Point got ready.

Bismuth: "You were a powerful opponent, but now… WE'RE DONE HERE!" The Breaking Point's point came back, then hit Ali in the Gem, blowing it apart.

Bismuth: "Huh… she never knew where Rose was after all. Oh well. I showed her how I do BISMUTH! HAHA! Now… ROSE QUARTZ!"

Scott Pilgrim Narrator voice: "K.O.!"

Bella: "Aw, shoot! Looks like Kyle's out a girlfriend!"

Ali: "What?! HOW?!"

DMUDZ: "As much as I enjoy writing for you, Ali, you have a lot of disadvantages compared to Bismuth. Bismuth has at least 5,000 years more fighting experience than you, and even though you'd become more powerful than her after absorbing her energy, you'd be consumed with power and rage, clouding your judgment, allowing Bismuth to take advantage of your craziness and hyper-focus on killing her. Plus, Gems can destroy any Earth metal easily by themselves. Maybe if you absorbed a metal used on the Gem Homeworld, Bismuth would have had a lot more trouble breaking through your armor. You did have the versatility and mobility advantage, but she had the strength, durability, and experience advantage. Plus, since Gems don't need to breathe, drowning Bismuth would not have worked."

Bella: "Looks like Kyle is in the market for a new girlfriend… Aw…" Kyle was crying a bit.

DMUDZ: "This Death Battle goes to Bismuth. And the answer to this question. Now… for PeruAlonso. He has 7 questions for Kyle."

Kyle: "Okay…"

DMUDZ: "For Mud is Thicker Than Water, here are two questions: What will you say to congratulate Lucy after learning she's the first Sludgepuppy plumber? Can you add a scene where you wave your hand on Gwen's face when she sports a crazed look? How about a scene where Lucy in her Sludgepuppy form hugs you as Goop?"

Kyle: "Um… I don't know yet… But being the first Sludgepuppy Plumber would be amazing for anyone. I could do that, though I think Gwen might be infuriated with me, and I suppose on the hugging thing. It could be cool to do that."

DMUDZ: "For the part where the Omnitrix or Ultimatrix where you laugh at first but then cry because it's ruined?"

Kyle: "I have no idea what that question is asking. Next."

DMUDZ: "If you were in your underwear, what would it look like?"

Kyle: "I wear whatever underwear I want. Not thongs or panties, but still… I wear whatever I want."

DMUDZ: "Of course… How will you react when Elena goes rogue starting in Revenge of the Swarm?"

Kyle: "Elena? That one girl that Ben liked in the 8th grade?"

Kayla: "Who?"

Ben: "We're friends, Kayla! I never like Elena like that! I swear!"

Kayla: "Good."

Kyle: "But to answer the question, I certainly wouldn't like any of our friends going rogue for any reason. It better be a goddamned good one, though."

DMUDZ: "Sounds like you… Um… Can you describe what your car will be like in Alien Swarm?"

Kyle: "Who needs a car when you can run at super speed and have a badass motorcycle? WOO!" Ali laughed.

DMUDZ: "But you had a black Bugatti before."

Kyle; "Ghost Rider helped me get over it."

DMUDZ: "Right. Next question… How will you react when Kevin says not to get involved during the affair with Ragnarok in Vendetta?"

Kevin: "Ragnarok… Fuck that guy."

Kyle: "I always help my friends. If Kevin's about to die, I'll save him. He's one of my best friends now, and I will always be by his side."

Kevin: "Gotcha… I got it."

Ben: "Like Gwen?"

Kyle: "Sure. Kevin's my buddy now!"

DMUDZ: "What will your reaction be when Azmuth scolds you for not getting the pieces of the Map of Infinity?"

Kyle: "You're not the boss of me! And I've been giving it everything I've got!"

Ben: "Sounds like you."

Ali: "I don't think Azmuth will react very coolly back, though."

Kyle: "I bet not either."

DMUDZ: "And now for Kayla's questions. She has five."

Kayla: "Okay! BRING THEM ON!"

DMUDZ: "For In Charm's Way, as you defend Gwen, what will you say to Kevin when he starts yelling at her?"

Kayla: "Bro… that's your girlfriend. Granted, I tried to kill her myself at one point… But come on! She's way better than that! You need to believe in her, man! You and her are meant to be!"

Ben: "Of course…"

DMUDZ: "Seeing as how you said no to a polo shirt, which shirt would you include with your K10AFS3 outfit?"

Kayla: "Hmm… Personally, I'd like something like… Pyrrha's outfit from RWBY. I always loved that look."

Ben: "Really?"

Kayla: "I just got into watching it. It's really fun. I just got to the point after Ruby beheaded the birdie, but I LOVE Pyrrha's outfit! Can I have that?"

DMUDZ: "Um… Sure…?"

Kayla: "YAY!"

Bella (whispering to me): "She doesn't know yet… Let her figure it out."

DMUDZ: "Right." Kyle looked down.

DMUDZ: "Next up… How about adding Inque from Batman Beyond to your forms?"

Kayla: "I am definitely looking into that shit! WOO!"

DMUDZ: "Cool… I need to look up Inque so I can set it up… If you go to Galvan College, what will you work on there?"

Kayla: "I decided to come back here and help Team Kyle after I graduate High School! Thankfully, I'll graduate soon. I haven't figured out my living arrangement plans yet, but I'm willing to talk to Ben's parents about moving-in plans."

Kyle: "Sis, after what you said about taking Ben… I don't think that'll happen. I'll let you move in with me, though."

Kayla: "In your base?"

Kyle: "Yep. It has all the fixin's."

Gwen: "We've been decorating our rooms."

DMUDZ: "Cool to note. Now… Nothing against your current hairdo but how about switching from pigtails to a completely blonde ponytail? If it looks good on Gwen, it should be a great look for you, too."

Kayla: "Oh my… Uh, I look like Girl Naruto on purpose. Plus, I have black tips at the ends, so I kind of look like a Pikachu." She showed everyone.

Ali: "Who does your dye?"

Kayla: "Me."

Ali: "We so need to talk about dying tips. I want to change from purple and lavender stripes to something else, but I don't know what…"

Kayla: "I always thought green would look good."

Ali: "Did you, Kyle?"

Kyle: "Do whatever you want with your hair, Ali. It'll look good no matter what."

Ali: "Aww…"

DMUDZ: "Good on ya! Now for a Ben/Kayla question. What would be your idea of a fun date? Oh ho ho…"

Bella: "Tell us all your dirty secrets!"

Ben: "Well, Kayla and I do want to go out on our own. Like, on a big trip to one place."

Kayla: "We haven't decided where, and we're both sure Ben's parents will say no. But personally, I wanted to take him to Galvan. The nature preserves are amazing! I snuck off to gather my thoughts there when Azmuth wasn't looking."

Ben: "I wanted to take her to SumoCon and have her see the fanbase for myself! Unlike Kyle, she appreciates my love for Sumo Slammers!" Kyle rolled his eyes.

Kayla: "We'll do SumoCon soon, actually…" She let loose a sweatdrop.

Ben: "Kay?"

Kayla: "I'm just not prepared for a Sumo Slammer Holiday yet, Benji."

Ben: "Oh…"

DMUDZ: "You two can sort this out later. Now for a Kyle and Kayla question. What moments would lead to either of you pretending to be happy or laugh but crying for real?"

Kyle: "Both at the same time?"

Kayla: "I think he means separately."

Kyle: "Oh. Um… I think pretending to be happy would be SumoCon…"

Ben: "Hey…"

Kyle: "As for laughing and crying, the time the perfect rack of babyback ribs is placed before me."

Kayla: "Pretending to be happy… Barbies coming at my doorstep. Fuck that bitch. Laughing and crying, the day Ben proposes."

Ben: "Why laughing?"

Kayla: "You'll probably do it at a time I least expect it."

DMUDZ: "We also got a few questions through PM from him… For Kyle, Ali, and Kayla… If this were an animated series, who would you three like to be voiced by? I'm thinking Kyle gets voiced by Will Friedle, Mae Whitman voices Ali, and Grey DeLisle voices Kayla."

Kyle: "Will Friedle?"

DMUDZ: "Hmm… Wikipedia says he voiced Ron Stoppable, Blue Beetle in Brave and the Bold, Terry McGinnis in Batman Beyond, Nightwing in some DC movies, and even Bumblebee in some Transformers series."

Kyle: "That sounds perfect for me! Ron in my funny moments, and Terry when I'm getting serious. What about kid me?"

DMUDZ: "No idea, but let's go with that. Mae Whitman voiced Yuffie in KH2, and portrayed Roxie in the Scott Pilgrim movie. Ooh, I loved Roxie in that film! YES! Instant cast!"

Ali: "I'm voiced by a lesbian ninja. Sure. Why not?"

DMUDZ: "And Grey DeLisle… She voiced Mandy from Billy and Mandy, Kimiko from Xiaolin Showdown, Yumi from PuffyAmiYumi, Azula from Last Airbender, and… FRIDA SUAREZ from El Tigre? Shit. Never knew that until today."

Kayla: "Yes. All of my yes."

DMUDZ: "Now… to both Kyle and Kayla are three questions. 1. What would make you faint?"

Kyle: "Meeting any of the SCP's of the game SCP Containment Breach in real life! Provided 096 didn't eat me alive already, first."

Kayla: "RWBY Volume 4 being declared the final season of RWBY!"

Kyle: "That too!"

Kevin: "Turns out both Tennysons are RWBY fans. Should've guessed."

DMUDZ: "Interesting that you should mention the SCP Foundation…"

Kyle: "What?"

DMUDZ: "I sent one of your clones there. I was hoping maybe they'd change their mind about some of their… monsters? See that not all of them require containment…" Kyle roared.

Kyle: "OF COURSE THEY SHOUD BE TRAPPED!"

DMUDZ: "I wiped his mind of any prior knowledge of the Foundation, so he's starting fresh. For those of you who do NOT know what the Foundation is, check out the SCP Wiki. You want a scare, you'll love that! Keeping in mind horror is my least favorite genre. I couldn't even get myself to watch a let's play of that Containment Breach game, and I tried hard."

Ali: "Oh God, he's doomed."

DMUDZ: "He may end up evil, I just realized. Not my BEST move… anyway… Question 2. When would either of you go crazy?"

Kyle: "Um… I went crazy at RWBY Volume 4 episode 1. That was some good shit right there."

Kayla: "Ben announcing that he wants it!"

Ben: "It?"

Kayla: "It!"

Ben: "Oh!" He immediately blushed at this revelation.

DMUDZ: "I would imagine. Now… 3. What would lead to either of you flipping your lips with your finger?"

Kyle and Kayla: "Nothing. We haven't done that yet." They looked at each other.

Kayla: "We need to stop doing that."

Kyle: "You stop. You're the clone."

Kayla: "You stop. You're the original."

DMUDZ: "Let's see here… Um… for Kayla. If you wore a casual dress, what would it look like?"

Kayla: "Casual? Hmm…" She went into thought.

Gwen: "Something not overly inappropriate, I hope."

Kayla: "I dress how I want. I just like showing off as much skin as I can. Why do you think I wear this short crop top? Wait… Maybe one of those dresses that is off both shoulders, but still has tiny sleeves on the sides. I'd want it dark blue, too. Sounds wonderful."

DMUDZ: "I can see that for ya. And for Kyle… In Secret of Chromastone, how will you react to Tetrax demanding you give him Chromastone?"

Kyle: "Interesting thought there, um… I don't know yet. I haven't seen Tetrax in a few weeks. I keep in contact, but the guy is usually busy."

DMUDZ: "It must always be interesting when you meet up with him again, huh?"

Kyle: "Yeah. It sure is."

DMUDZ: "Also, the sleepover thing I mentioned prior… Yeah. It could happen. I just don't know when to put it in yet. I'll be working on it."

Kyle: "We can have the sleepover at my base!"

Bella: "Am I invited?" She got into Kyle's space.

Kyle: "Of course. But you need to be yourself."

Bella: "Oh… poop! You're no fun."

Kyle: "I'M no fun?! Hey! I am amazing at having fun! I just don't like big crowds. A lot."

Ali: "You showed off before."

Kyle: "True… but it was just showing off. I just don't do super insanely well with crowds."

DMUDZ: "You do okay. Now, let's see… For Omarnosian10's questions. For… me. It is… Can you show us a glimpse of the gender-bent reality you told us about?" I looked through the wreckage that came from earlier, and I showed the TV that was on the ground.

DMUDZ: "Hold on just one sec…"

*Insert Technical Difficulties Screen*

1 hour later…

DMUDZ: "There we go. It's functioning again!"

Ben: "Are we really going to look at this?"

Kyle: "Looks like it."

DMUDZ: "Okay. We're going to take a look at the next universe, and… BOOM!" The TV screen turned on, and showed us what looked like Ali's apartment, and Kyle was there, but we saw a girl that was dressed in the same clothes Kevin was in, but she was skinnier than Kevin, and was wearing Kevin's necklace from the classic series.

Kyle: "So, Kiva… you still finding this weird?"

Kiva: "Yeah, kinda. Considering I tried to kill you in the past, and you're okay with it, yeah. It's very weird."

Kyle: "I gotta ask ya, though. Why did you join up with us again?"

Kiva: "Well, I figured it was about time I made up for what I did to you guys. I had some help to see that, though."

Kyle: "Is that so? You didn't bring this up before."

Kiva: "Let's just say he's the reason I came back to being me instead of being a monster freak."

Kyle: "You still looked good like that, in your own way." Kyle rubbed the back of his head while blushing.

Kiva: "You're… blushing?"

Kyle: "I guess I am." Kiva laughed.

Kiva: "But to answer your question, I find it weird, but I like this weird. You haven't even tried to arrest me again for that Forever Knight thing. How are you and Jazz doing?"

Kyle: "We're… having some friction, actually. I mean, she's with your older brother. But, Jazz and I are still friends."

Kiva: "That's cool. Say, I know I'm more of an antihero, and you're a superhero, but you and I do have quite a history." Kyle blushed again.

Kyle: "But, I'm happy you turned to our side. I really am."

Kiva: "You liked me ever since New York, huh? 5 years ago?"

Kyle: "Yep. I didn't want to admit it then since we were enemies. Bitter enemies. But I always had faith you'd be good again. I just never knew what to do to convince you."

Kiva: "Trust me. I'm good, Kyle." The two looked at each other for a few minutes, into each other's eyes, when they both blushed and looked away.

Kyle: "I'm so thinking of Batman and Catwoman, surprisingly."

Kiva: "Really?"

Kyle: "Yeah. I'm Batman, you're Catwoman. We really do seem like that."

Kiva: "True. So… How should we go about this?"

Kyle: "Let's let the chips fall where they may? I don't know. It's all so awkward for me."

Kiva: "Enough about the weirdness. Come on, let's hit the garage. Maybe you can help me fix something." They went to the garage via Kiva's car. Once they got there, Kiva and Kyle were working on someone's car together. Kyle got covered in oil repeatedly, but Kiva laughed each time. Surprisingly, it was the most fun the two of them had in a long time. After a long time of trying to kill each other, the two of them were having fun. It was like the time they met in New York, when Jasmine wanted her Sumo Slammer game, but without the criminal stuff.

Kyle: "Well, that was something. Usually I just go Upgrade for that kind of stuff."

Kiva: "Happy you finally tried it my way?"

Kyle: "Yeah. I never tried to just manually fix a car before, either. I mean, it's kinda cool how they go together, you know?"

Kiva: "Yes. It sure is. Happy I got you out of your video games for a bit."

Kyle: "Hey. You like them, too."

Kiva: "I do, but not all the time like you. You're quite the guy, you know that?"

Kyle: "I've been told by others, yes. I just thought I acted like a normal dude."

Kiva: "You do. It's just that…" She looked at the mirror across the garage in the bathroom.

Kyle: "Kiva?"

Kiva: "You're weird, but you're my kinda weird."

Kyle: "Ha ha. Come on, this guy can't wait on his car forever." He dove back under the car as Kiva sighed happily.

Kiva (thinking): 'He's quite the guy…'

End sneak peak.

Kevin: "Okay, then."

Kyle: "I was strangely okay with watching that. But yeah, Kevin and I? Even if he was a girl… which he isn't… Wouldn't that come with it's own share of trust issues?"

DMUDZ: "I'm inclined to say yes, but hey, that isn't our business."

Bella: "I thought it was cute. Let's try it out here!"

Kevin: "NO!"

Gwen: "Absolutely not!"

Kyle: "GAH!"

Ali: "Back off!"

DMUDZ: "OK! Next question. All couples: Have you ever done the Louisiana Steamboat? (mentioned in Smosh's 'SO MANY HICKIES')"

DMUDZ: "To YouTube!"

After one video…

Kyle: "Uh… Is that ear sex?"

Ali: "I guess."

Kevin: "I don't like that vid…"

Gwen: "Did you…"

Kayla: "Oh God. The video itself was what got me."

Ben: "Not amused?"

Bella: "I gotta do that…" Everyone looked at her all at the same time.

DMUDZ: "Bella. Seriously?"

Bella: "Yes. Better look out tonight, boys." Gwen, Ali, and Kayla all began glaring daggers at Bella. Kyle, Kevin, and Ben hid under their tables.

DMUDZ: "Any answers?"

Kyle: "No."

Kayla: "I want to try it."

Ben: "KAYLA! My mom watches this!"

Kayla: "Why?!"

Gwen: "Um… As soon as I figure out how it works."

Kevin: "Our parents watch this, too, Gwen."

Gwen: "Oh. Oops."

DMUDZ: "Next question… Kyle: If one of your clones got sent to a Power Rangers/Super Sentai universe, which team would you 'team' up with?"

Kyle: "Did one of them end up in a Power Rangers universe?"

DMUDZ: "Looking… He ended up in… DinoThunder. Oh yeah!"

Kyle: "Exactly the season I was going to say, too!"

DMUDZ: "Perfect. I knew I picked the right one."

Kyle: "What?"

DMUDZ: "Never mind. Um… DMUDZ: Is Ultimate Super GekiRed gonna look like a Battlized Red Ranger?" I began to think to myself for a moment.

DMUDZ: "How about we test that out? Kyle hasn't been Super GekiRed in a while."

Kyle: "Sure!" He went Super GekiRed.

Super GekiRed: "Here goes! Going Ultimate!" He slapped his symbol. After that, armor grew over him, and then giant gauntlet-claw hands grew over his original hands and feet. A tail grew out of the armor as it grew over his waist, and the tail had a knife at the end of it. The armor grew black stripes, and holes materialized in the claws.

Super GekiRed: "ULTIMATE SUPER GEKIRED!" He studied himself.

Ultimate Super GekiRed: "Holy shit. I LOVE IT!"

DMUDZ: "Can't wait to use it later, eh?"

Ultimate Super GekiRed: "I definitely can't wait for this!"

DMUDZ: "I'll allow him to use it in chapter 25."

Ben: "Nice!"

DMUDZ: "Next is… Ali and Kevin: What would happen if you try to absorb each other's power simultaneously?" Ali and Kevin looked at each other, then wondered.

Ali: "We never tried."

Kevin: "I choose not to absorb energy anymore."

Ali: "I just try not to, but I will if I have to."

DMUDZ: "Any theories?"

Bella: "I say they become a battery powered by hugs and siblingness!" Everyone looked at her again.

Ultimate Super GekiRed: "Does your mind ever stop?"

Bella: "Absolutely not."

DMUDZ: "You're a weird one."

Bella: "I know. Tell me something I don't know."

DMUDZ: "Okay, then… now for bennyf5302's questions. Question #1, for me, is: If anyone tries to beat each other up or decide to get intimate, can I blast them with a bazooka,or a tank, or just mind crush them, and if they find me(which is never) I wear an organization 13 clothing and looked like that half human half dragon kid from the movie Firebreather." I thought for a moment.

DMUDZ: "I think rocks is okay. We don't need heavy ballistics up in here."

Ali: "Definitely." She looked at Kyle, then got hit in the head by a rock.

Ali: "DAMN IT!"

Omnitrix1: "Just letting you know I'm still here."

DMUDZ: "And what a warning it is. And don't worry, Benny. We won't look for ya. Now, for Kyle: would you like the idea of becoming Sonic the Werehog in the future?"

Ultimate Super GekiRed: "Becoming a human werehog? That could be something kinda interesting. Does anyone know where to find Dark Gaia energy?"

Bella: "I do!" She turned into Deadpool, then poofed herself away.

DMUDZ: "OK…" She came back shortly with a gun.

Deadpool Bella: "Yo, guys! This has Dark Gaia energy!"

DMUDZ: "THE FUCK?!"

Deadpool Bella: "I kept some for myself to research it, but I think I'm okay with testing it on Kyle tonight."

Ultimate Super GekiRed: "WAIT! HOLD ON A… GAAH!" Kyle got blasted by the beam, turning him to normal.

Kyle: "Oh… man…" Suddenly, he grew fur out from under his shirt, and then then his hands got larger, his mouth grew fangs, and then his hair got much longer, forcing his quills to sprout.

Ali: "KYLE! BELLA! HOW DARE YOU!" Ali was about to tackle her when Kyle roared.

WereKyle: "What in God's name…?"

Deadpool Bella: "Looks like it worked!"

WereKyle: "No kidding! Can you change me back or not?"

Deadpool Bella: "Hold on. I think I have a reverse switch somewhere… There we go!" She changed Kyle back to normal.

Kyle: "Thanks! God…"

DMUDZ: "Onwards.. Kyle, Kevin, and Benji, ARE YOU MEN OR ARE CHICKEN, AND IF YOU'RE MEN THEN PROVE IT PUSSIES! Wow."

Kevin: "Dude… I hope he's just pulling our legs."

Deadpool Bella: "Yep… I think he is. I know they're men! Sometimes Kyle and Ben are women, but only temporarily."

Kyle: "I won't answer that."

Ben: "Me neither."

DMUDZ: "Nudity will not be an on-camera thing for those wondering. And yes, they are boys, bennyf5302. Next question… Everyone: what are your favorite Kingdom Hearts character themes, saddest themes, saddest moments, and boss battles?"

Kyle: "I haven't played every game ever, but I LOVE Rage Awakened for the Lingering Will, my saddest moment so far was when Axel died… good thing he came back as Lea, by the way, and my favorite boss battle ever has been the Ice Titan in the first KH, and that is tied with the Lingering Will fight in KH2FM. Took me 17 times to kill him on Proud. I'd HATE to see how long it takes me on Critical. I'm only up to the 1,000 Heartless fight right now. I forget what level I'm on, but I did Drive Grind all the way and never turned No Experience on."

Ben: "I beg to differ. I like the 13th Struggle the most, my saddest moment was when Goofy got knocked on the head, and my favorite fight was Ansem in the first game."

Gwen: "I don't play any of them."

Kevin: "I'm not done playing it yet, but I like Traverse Town, and I liked fighting the Guard Armor. That should tell you how far I am."

Ali: "My saddest moment was with Roxas and Xion in 358/2 Days…" She began crying. Bella got her a tissue.

Ali: "Thanks."

Kayla: "Well, I liked the Data Final Xemnas fight more than the Lingering Will fight, but that's just me. I also thought the Sora vs. Roxas fight ending was sadder, and the music I love most is Destiny Islands from the first game."

Deadpool Bella: "I'd have to say that my favorite song was Disney Town in BBS, my favorite boss fight was the cat Lucifer, since it was different, and my sad moment, well, I have to go with Kyle's decision."

DMUDZ: "All good answers! Now for… DMUDZ: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER! What?" A giant blue beam suddenly appeared from the sky and engulfed me.

Ben: "HOLY SHIT!" Bella looked up, and turned into Humongousaur to look upwards.

Humongousaur Bella: "Wow. Now THAT is crazy. Even I didn't see that one coming!" The laser disappeared, and I was covered in soot, and I coughed.

DMUDZ: "Ow…" I then fell over.

Humongousaur Bella: "Well, I guess if he's out, I should take over from here!"

Bella's POV…

I took over the show, since our current host will be unconscious for a bit of time. I was also transformed into Bender.

Bender Bella: "This should do it! Ah… Sorry for the inconvenience, folks! Our host is taking a nap at the moment, but I promise I'll finish the show for ya! Okay… Now… the last question from bennyf5302. Gwen: Did Kevin tell you that he's engaged to a Tetramand princess for a Tetramand shit driver? Okay. I know we addressed this."

Gwen: "WHAT?!"

Kevin: "It was for a good cause and…" I got the neutralizer DMUDZ kept in his desk drawer and zapped them with it.

Bender Bella: "Goddamnit. I thought we addressed this already!"

Ben: "We sure did."

Kyle: "That lousy… I always KNEW he was hiding some shit up his sleeves!"

Ali: "I am going to pummel him later!"

Bender Bella: "Good idea, except now, he won't remember why. Okay then… Let's take a better look at who's up next… Ah! Something from ThatCypherGuy is also here! Um… I am very sorry about asking this, and you can ignore it buttt... Can Cypher be like a bumbling assistant for you on your show? Anddd...
Can I haz the power?" I looked at DMUDZ, who was still facedown in the dirt.

Bender Bella: "I'll show him as soon as he wakes up. Also… On a completely unrelated note, did you know buttress was a word?" I looked at him again.

Bender Bella: "I knew, but I think I'll ask him when he wakes up."

Kyle: "We all know it's a word! It's part of a building structure from ye olden times."

Bender Bella: "Precisely! Um, Danny has two alien ideas for DriveMax! Shall we show them?"

Kayla: "Sure!" The TV came back down, and I put the display up on it. It said:

(Undecided) (I'm letting you name this one)

Powers

1. Enhanced Intelligence
2. Energy Ball Projection
3. Energy Beam Projection
4. Object Animation Spell Casting
5. Reincarnation Spell Casting
6. Holographic Duplication Spell Casting
7. Technology Expert
8. Engineering Expert
9. Master Tactician
10. Master Strategist

Weaknesses

1. He has an uncontrollable habit of punching robots.
2. Stroking his ego can subdue him.
3. Depending on the size of the item and the functionality of what it is based off, the animation spell can take a long time to work.

Trivia

1. He is based of Linkara, the host of AtopTheFourthWall.
2. He holds a massive hatred over the concept of making deals with demons.
3. The word "Marville" makes him head straight for a liquor store.
4. He can summon a Spaceship by saying the word Nimue.
5. He has this weird distrust of Egypt.

Kyle: "I LOVE IT! I want one!"

Bender Bella: "Good to know. I'm sending the screencap to DMUDZ's email as we speak… Now for the other idea." I yet again showed a different screencap of:

Triademon

Powers

1. Enhanced Intelligence
2. Flight
3. Levitation
4. Telepathy
5. Telekinesis
6. Energy Beams
7. Mind Control
8. Mind Reading
9. Dream Reading
10. Dream Entering
11. Dream Manipulation
12. Pyrokinesis
13. Teleportation
14. Dimensional Manipulation
15. Regeneration
16. Shapeshifting
17. Elasticity
18. Size Alteration
19. Possession
20. Master Strategist
21. Master Tactician
22. Master Manipulator
23. Master Spy
24. Master Singer
25. Master Commander
26. Omnipotence
27. Omnipresence
28. Duplication
29. Energy Shockwaves
30. Mental Assaults

Weaknesses

1. His Devil-Deals can be used against him.
2. He is sensitive to certain sounds.
3. If the mind he is inhabiting is erased, then he will shatter, thus destroying him temporarily.
4. He becomes susceptible to the weaknesses of whomever he possessed.

Trivia

1. He is based of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls.
2. His race are supposedly offshoots of the scattered remains of the sole evil Celestialsapien that has ever existed.
3. Though definitely weaker than them, the Celestialsapiens find his kind to be the only race that genuinely scares the shit out of them.

Ben: "Sounds really cool!"

Bender Bella: "Scaring Celestialsapiens? My oh my. How insane!"

Kyle: "I also want this one!"

Bender Bella: "DriveMax's authority supercedes mine, boys. Sorry."

Kayla: "I could get them, too."

Bender Bella (thinking): "Those kids getting Bill Cipher in their watches? Might not be a good idea right away. I know I can turn into him, but I don't think they're ready."

Bender Bella: "Moving on! Danny does have a list of questions I will address! For Kyle: What are your thoughts on Gravity Falls?"

Kyle: "I unfortunately have not seen it. Maybe I should watch it someday. I only saw the pilot."

Bender Bella: "Get off your ass and watch it, then!"

Kyle: "But what about our training?"

Bender Bella: "Um… Mandatory training stop so you all can watch it!"

Kevin: "Okay…"

Bender Bella: "Next up… What are your thoughts on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (ugh, I hate that name) and Suicide Squad?"

Kyle: "I loved both of those movies! Granted, I'm a sucker for superhero movies…"

Ben: "Except for Sumo Slammers."

Kyle: "I refuse to argue about this, Tennyson. Anyway, yes. I love them both."

Bender Bella: "Well, um… let's see here… What are your thoughts on Sonic Boom?"

Kyle: "It's okay. I prefer the regular Sonic over him. Keep them as separate universes and everything makes sense. But my Dad in that version. So… deprived of his old backstory. I hate it. However, you. Do. NOT. Want to get me started on Boom Knuckles."

Bender Bella: "Yeah… could've done some other things better. Next… What are your thoughts on Teen Titans Go! and Powerpuff Girls 2016?"

Kyle: "Don't really like either of them that much. No me gusta!"

Ben: "Do NOT make that face, dude." It was too late, as Kyle already made it.

Ali: "How did you-?"

Bender Bella: "Cartoon physics manipulation."

Kyle: "How do I change it back?!"

Bender Bella: "Give me a sec…" *Experiencing technical difficulties*

10 minutes later…

Kyle's face was back to normal.

Kyle: "Ahh… Thanks, Bella!"

Bender Bella: "Anytime, kiddo. Now for this question. If you could transform into one creature from Greek Mythology, which one would you choose? (The other Watch-Wielders can answer this as well)"

Kyle: "Personally… I'd pick Minotaur. I just like the looks of them."

Ben: "Screw that! A Cyclops is way bigger!"

Kayla: "Screw BOTH of those statements! I'd be a Siren."

Bender Bella: "Gorgon. I may have something like that in here somewhere… Let me look."

Kyle: "Guys…"

Bender Bella: "I kid! I kid! Not here in this room. Now… we need DMUDZ awake for these questions. I looked to him, and transformed to Jestro again.

Book of Monsters: "Shock spell?"

Jestro Bella: "Shock spell." I put my staff on his back, and sent a shock through him, waking him up.

DMUDZ: "CRAP! I'm up, I'm up! Sheesh."

Jestro Bella: "Drive! We need you back on set!"

DMUDZ: "Oh… okay." He walked up again.

DMUDZ POV…

I was out for what felt like hours, though it may have been a few minutes, I don't know.

DMUDZ: "I have questions?"

Ali: "Uh huh. You need to answer them. Plus, someone wants to be your bumbling assistant."

DMUDZ: "I'll think about it. What are the questions?" I sorted through the notecards Bella gave me.

DMUDZ: "What are your thoughts on the way DC is handling their cinematic universe in comparison to Marvel? Well, is it too soon to say?" Everyone shrugged.

DMUDZ: "I'm not the person to ask for critical opinions of things, but I like it so far. What's next… Seeing as you are a fan of AtopTheFourthWall, what are your thoughts on the movie, as well as the current story arc? Um… I just watched his Power Ranger reviews, mostly. I couldn't tell you. But… I know "I AM A MAN!" came from him. I should begin watching it more. Speaking of, I should probably finish that Pirate Armada chapter I had in the works. Soon as we're done here." I shuffled through the cards.

DMUDZ: "What are your thoughts on the New 52 as a whole, now that that nightmare has passed (mostly)? I couldn't tell you. What are your thoughts on the superhero movie spoof Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog? Also, again, couldn't tell you. Now to move on… with… List the three positives and negatives of all four Ben 10 Series, then rank them in order of best to worst. Ah! Now that I can do."

Kevin: "Here we go…"

DMUDZ: "We'll start with the classic series. Positives: Without it, we wouldn't have the other three, Gwen and Ben's banter was honestly a little entertaining, and the classic aliens were all some of the best, with maybe Ditto and Grey Matter as exceptions. Negatives: While Ben and Gwen's banter was good, it also got annoying, Ben's Eon form never stayed in the watch, and they never used Blitzwolfer, Snare-Oh, and Frankenstrike often enough."

Ben: "Seriously? You've had issues with using them, too. You used Humongousaur in every episode one you debuted him."

DMUDZ: "I'm waning off of him. I was in a big Humongousaur phase for so long. Now, for Alien Force. Positives: Ben got older and more mature, Humongousaur's debut especially, and the fact the show was actually darker. Negatives: Alien Force Season 3 was when everything went downhill, Vilgax had the wrong voice, though it still kinda worked, and Ben's characterization was getting REALLY bad until the end of Alien Force Season 3."

Kyle: "Agreed… Unfortunately."

Ben: "Hey!"

Kyle: "I think we're doing a better job of it here."

DMUDZ: "Okay, for Ultimate Alien… Positives: the Ultimate Forms, the fact Ben grew up a bit, maybe, and the Rust Bucket III. Negatives: Ben was still a dumbass, especially since his fame got to his head, not enough of the aliens went Ultimate, and the fact that there was too much filler."

Ben: "I so want to kick your butt."

Kyle: "And that's why I'm here."

Bender Bella: "Me, too."

Kayla: "You're not a dumbass."

DMUDZ: "For Omniverse… Positives: Rook. Just Rook. The fact that Ben actually had a decent brain throughout most parts of Omniverse, and… the final fight. Just… the final fight. Negatives: The animation style almost killed it for me, I almost quit watching after the Galactic Monsters Arc, and NO ULTIMATE FORMS! Mostly. As for what is best and what is worse… I would put Ultimate Alien at the lowest, with Omniverse after it, then classic, and finally, Alien Force. I think that's my feelings on it."

Ben: "Nice discussion there. Somewhat."

Kyle: "Good ideas, dude."

DMUDZ: "And… also, questions for Paradox… who is not here. Um…" Suddenly, I heard a voice.

Paradox: "Hello, all!"

Kyle: "Did you know this was going to happen?"

Paradox: "I assumed I'd be needed for one of these again at some point. Here I am now. Hello, Bella!"

Bender Bella: "Hey, Paradox."

Kyle: "I KNEW YOU KNEW HER!"

Paradox: "Precisely. What are my questions?"

DMUDZ: "Well… If you could erase one episode from each series of Ben 10, which episodes would you erase and why?"

Paradox: "I do not have the power to do so, but I suppose if I must answer, I must say… the episode of Ultimate Alien relating to Animo's grocery store products."

DMUDZ: "Understood. Have you ever visited the Gravity Falls Universe? If the answer is yes, how was your trip?"

Paradox: "I almost did, but Bill Cipher used his power to prevent me from entering."

DMUDZ: "To try and stop him, but it was too late."

Paradox: "Of course."

DMUDZ: "So… Did you ever run into Sir George in your adventures before the events of UA?"

Ben: "Sir George?"

Paradox: "No spoilers."

DMUDZ: "Of course. Do you actually have a place to call home? Like a place outside of time or something like that?"

Paradox: "I must say no. I run everywhere throughout the time stream. There's not usually time for me to rest. I have to… make it, so to say." He grinned as everyone shook their heads.

DMUDZ: "Good one. Have you ever faced an Outer God such as AT4W's Entity?"

Paradox: "I must say no. Not yet, anyway."

DMUDZ: "Maybe you will at another time. Well, now for… Wait a minute."

Bender Bella: "Yeah?"

DMUDZ: "I can't seem to find Generalhyna's questions at the moment… Um… she (I think it's a she) will have to send them in next time! I'm sorry I lost them!" Bella changed back to herself.

Bella: "NOOO!"

DMUDZ: "I'm sorry. But we'll be able to update next time. Oh, and to why I'm not answering questions on the bfarr2003 account, they are both the same person. I will only answer questions from one account at a time from the same person. Hell, I didn't even know you could have multiple accounts on Fanfiction. Must be through alternate e-mails. As far as updates for my account, I'll finish up the Pirate Armada movie, and I'll put up a new poll for my account. It's for Gem Fusions in Crystal Gem. Which Kyle Gem Fusion do you anticipate most? Kyle and Garnet, Kyle and Amethyst, Kyle and Pearl, or Kyle and Steven? Just answer that, and we'll talk next time!"

Ben: "See you!"

Kayla: "Can't wait for next time!"

Bella: "Darn… Oh! See you all later!"

Kyle: "Love you all!"

Kevin: "Keep asking!"

Gwen: "Here's to next time."

Paradox: "Toodles!"

To be continued…