Kyle 10 AF Blog Entry 6! Finally!
DMUDZ: "Yes, we are finally getting back to doing this after who knows how long!"
Kyle: "It's been an awfully long time since the last one. You got real life, AND got sidetracked by other things."
Ben: "That, and you got back into the Bleach manga."
DMUDZ: "Yes. I have been up and reading that again. I read it through the Shonen Jump App. Good app, if I may say so. We of course have many questions. Our usual 7 are here today! Give a hand for Kyle Tennyson! Our main character!" Kyle got up and took a bow for everyone.
DMUDZ: "Gwen Tennyson!" Gwen stepped up, and waved.
Gwen: "I'm just happy to be here, guys!"
DMUDZ: "Ali Levin!" Ali winked to the cameras I set up for the stream.
DMUDZ: "KEVIN LEVIN, her little brother!"
Kevin: "OH YEAH! BRING IT ON! WOO!" Kevin began playing the air guitar.
DMUDZ: "BEN TENNYSON!"
Ben: "Good to be back, everybody!" He threw his jacket into the audience behind the cameras, where there were only some interns.
Intern: "Thanks, Ben!" Apparently, he was the one who caught it.
DMUDZ: "I'll have him give it back later."
Ben: "It's fine."
DMUDZ: "Bella Hyna…" Bella stepped back up, and curtsied.
Bella: "'Tis always a pleasure to be here, Drive."
DMUDZ: "And Kayla, Kyle's formerly evil clone!"
Kayla: "YEAHH!" She hopped up, and also threw off her jacket, showing that her crop top had no straps holding it up.
Ben: "There were no straps?"
Kayla: "I always look good for my boyfriend."
Ben: "Ooh mama…"
Gwen: "Oh no. Not now."
Kyle: "GUYS!" Ben and Kayla looked back at Kyle, who was shaking his head. They sat back down, looking embarrassed.
DMUDZ: "By the way, good job Kyle and Ali! You guys got it on!"
Ali: "We sure did." She snuggled around Kyle's arm.
Ali: "He was VERY good."
Kyle: "Good to know. I had no idea I had it in me."
DMUDZ: "Who's watching your base right now?"
Kyle: "Dad, Mom, and Uncle Omega. They all moved in after the HighBreed were defeated."
DMUDZ: "Stay at home parents, what can I say?"
Kyle: "They had nowhere else to go, man."
Ali: "It's so nice of you to do that."
Kevin: "Say, what's it like being moved in with a killer robot?"
Kyle: "My uncle is NOT a killer robot. All the time."
Bella: "Kyle does bring up a point. E-123 Omega is the most advanced E-Series Robot. He's had the time to update Omega's thought processes. He could have gained regular emotions as a result of that."
DMUDZ: "Plausible theory. We have a list of questions from… bfarr2003, Xflasher01, PeruAlonso, Omnitrix1, a random guest, the bender, a suggestion from Sonic, MakaveliX T, Angryboy13, Omnimania00, and another random guest! By the way, I have decided to hire the intern!"
Gwen: "You got a new intern?"
DMUDZ: "I sure did! I just need him to file some more paperwork before we officially sign him on, but I have accepted him. I decided, you know what? It's time! I thought about it, and maybe I should. I need a new sound person." (This goes to ThatCypherGuy).
Kevin: "Yeah. After what's her face left."
DMUDZ: "Oh, and to guest321, yeah… insults over the internet don't affect me. Yell FUCK YOU all you want." I rearranged my papers, and then picked the first questions.
DMUDZ: "First question from bfarr. DMUDZ: Can you give Kyle and Ben the power to use the Shadow Clone Jutsu technique and Rasengan?"
Kyle: "I already know Shadow Clone Jutsu, thanks to Bella."
Bella: "Kyle still has trouble figuring out the Rasnegan, though." Kyle sighed.
Kyle: "Yeah, I wish I knew the Rasengan. It's such a powerful move."
DMUDZ: "Kurama knows how to use it when he possesses you. So you technically used it in some fashion already." I grinned at him.
Kyle: "Kurama, huh?"
Bella: "He even used Rasenshuriken." Kyle's jaw dropped.
Kyle: "SHIT!"
Ben: "It just means you're capable of doing it. As for me, I haven't been learning about Chakra power at all. I've been learning about my Anodyte spark and how to use that to help."
Gwen: "It has been helping out quite a bit."
Ben: "It sure has!"
Kevin: "It kicked my butt when we sparred before. Ouch."
Ali: "We all witnessed that, bro."
Kevin: "Don't remind me. Sis."
DMUDZ: "What a retort. Next question… All the girls: can you kick each male in the room in their family jewels and slap them hard in the face?" Kyle, Kevin, and Ben suddenly looked worried.
Ben: "Kayla, please don't."
Kayla: "Oh, don't worry about it, Benji. You haven't done anything to make me mad."
Ali: "I wouldn't ever hit Kyle like that! Unless he liked it."
Kyle: "You would if I was into that shit?"
Ali: "Yeah. Masochism is a thing."
Kyle: "I am not masochistic."
Ali: "OK."
Kevin: "Gwen…"
Gwen: "I don't need to."
Bella: "Well, if the girlfriends won't do it. I guess I have to."
Kyle, Kevin and Ben: "NOOO!"
DMUDZ: "Do we have to do this on set, guys? Come on…" Bella turned into Bill Cipher.
Bill Cipher Bella: "Well, it could be crazy!" She manifested a big foot, kicking me in the jewels.
DMUDZ: "OWW! GRR…" I shot her with a big laser, knocking her into the back of the stage.
Ben: "Kyle…" Kyle turned into Alien X.
Alien X: "Got it!" He put up a field around the other six.
Bill Cipher Bella: "Do you really want to test me like that again?!" She used his angry voice.
DMUDZ: "YOU BET!" I flew at her, knocking her back into the floor.
Gwen: "Don't tear reality apart!"
Kevin: "I would like to be able to keep my car!"
Ali: "Is it always about the car with you?!"
*Insert technical difficulties screen*
1 hour later…
The smoke cleared, and Bella and I were on the floor, panting.
Bella: "We really need to stop getting into these fights… I swear we'll destroy reality one of these times."
DMUDZ: "That wouldn't be wise."
Alien X: "You can say that again!"
Kayla: "I think you tore a hole in the sky up there!" We looked up, seeing a crack in the sky, resembling a Garganta from Bleach. A hand began coming out of it.
DMUDZ: "OKAY! Gotta seal that!" I shut it in an instant, also blocking out a wailing noise as the portal closed.
Ben: "What did you block?"
DMUDZ: "Reality demon. They're always a problem for us reality benders."
Bella: "Uh huh! If two of them fight at full power, we could invite them towards a dimension. They have the same kind of powers we do."
Alien X: "OH… Shit. Why haven't they-"
DMUDZ: "You haven't alerted them because you don't stay long enough in Alien X form to worry about it. Plus, they usually go after beings over 10,000 years old, like Bella. Anything under 100 years old isn't appetizing."
Alien X: "Good to know." He reverted to normal.
Bella: "We need to keep the fighting to a non-reality bending level for a bit…"
Kayla: "As a precaution?"
Gwen: "Sounds like it."
DMUDZ: "OK. Let's go! Next question… DMUDZ: Can you change the gender of everyone in the room? I sure can!"
Ben: "Wait! NO!"
DMUDZ: "Too late!" I zapped them all with lightning. When they all got up, they saw that they indeed had changed their genders.
Kyle: "OH MAN! NOT LIKE THIS!"
Kayla: "Huh… I forgot what having guy parts felt like."
Gwen: "Oh no… No no no…"
Kevin: "Hey, you look nice, Gwen!" Gwen looked back at Kevin, and 'he' agreed, smiling back.
Gwen: "Oh yeah." Then Ali and Ben got up.
Ben: "WHOA!" 'She' felt at her new chest.
Ben: "Is that what these feel like?"
Ali: "If you mean having extra weight for basically no reason, yes." 'He' rubbed his head. Kyle looked like Kayla, Kayla now looked like Kyle, Ben was skinnier, with one long brown ponytail, her t-shirt having changed to a tank top while wearing a hoodie version of her old 10 jacket, with shorts instead of jeans, Gwen was now wearing a vest over a button-up shirt, kind of looking like a redhead Coyote Starrk without the stubble, Kevin was now skinny with a small black tank top over a longer gray one and having black hair going to halfway down her back, and Ali still had dyed lavender and pink hair, but now wore a longer sleeved black shirt with black pants. His hair was long now, like Orlando Bloom's.
Bella: "Not bad, guys! DMUDZ, you really cleaned them up!"
DMUDZ: "Thanks. And as an added bonus, everyone will spend the Q&A this way!" Everyone's jaws dropped.
Ben: "AW MAN!"
DMUDZ: "And so I don't get gender pronouns mixed up, everyone will be temporarily renamed. Kyle and Kayla, you two will switch names! Kevin, you're Kiva, Gwen, you're Glenn, Ben, you're Jasmine, and Ali, you're Allen."
Allen: "Sure, why not?" He rolled his eyes, obviously fed up with my hijinks.
Kayla: "OH MAN! Please tell me Kiva, Jazz, and I won't have to have a moment!"
Kyle: "Oh right! Neither of you got to experience that yet, have you?"
Kayla: "NO!"
Kyle: "Well, now you know how I felt after being created."
Kayla: "KYLE! I mean… KAYLA! I mean… Damn it!"
DMUDZ (thinking): 'So much for cognitohazardous effects…'
DMUDZ: "Well, this'll be different for everybody, I am sure."
Kiva: "TELL ME ABOUT IT!" She grabbed her chest, and bounced them.
Kiva: "W-wow. These are bouncy."
Glenn: "Kev-Kiva! Stop that!"
Kiva: "Sorry."
Kayla: "Mmmph." She looked annoyed.
Kyle: "In the meantime, I'll enjoy having a dick back."
Jasmine: "Kyle…" She walked up to him.
Kyle: "Hm?"
Jasmine: "Can I sit a little closer?"
Kyle: "Of course." Allen walked to Kayla, putting his arm around her shoulder. Kayla kind of sunk in, whimpering.
Allen: "You'll be fine, hun."
Glenn: "You gonna be okay, Kiva?"
Kiva: "Yeah. Unlike those two dopes!" She laughed.
Kayla: "SHUT UP!"
DMUDZ: "Anyway… Next question… Everyone: can you all yell out the one thing you would never say?"
Kayla: "MY BOOBS!"
Kyle: "I kinda already said the thing I would never say. Ha." He snickered.
Jasmine: "SUMO SLAMMERS SUCKS!"
Kayla: "HA! You said it! Not me!" Jasmine glared at Kayla.
Kiva: "I'M HAPPY MY CAR'S CRUSHED!"
Glenn: "Um…" He had to give it some thought. He then said, "ISN'T IT NICE MY ROOM IS DIRTY AND UNORGANIZED?!" We all looked at him.
Bella: "Really, Glenn?"
Glenn: "I was parched for ideas."
Kiva: "You would totally never say that, though. I'll take it."
DMUDZ: "Good enough for me. Next… DMUDZ: is there a version of Kyle in every version of the Yugioh anime with the Ultimatrix?" Everyone looked at me.
DMUDZ: "I kinda didn't see the point. I mean, I'm not good at coming up with card effects. I'm not even a good duelist. Bella, on the other hand…"
Bella: "I have a YuGiOh deck! I have Ojamas, Heroes, cards based on all of my friends, and even the Egyptian Gods and Sacred Beasts!"
Kayla: "Lucky. I can just turn into EgyptPhoenix. Wonder what his Ultimate is…?"
DMUDZ: "I believe you mean her."
Kayla: "GRRR…"
DMUDZ: "I kid, I kid! Okay… Kyle: can you dye your hair red?" I looked to Kayla, who Kyle is currently.
Kayla: "Well… I have been thinking about it. I wouldn't mind doing my hair. Fun fact, I used to dye in the fifth grade."
Allen: "Oh my, do tell."
Kayla: "I dyed it red or blue on random days, depending on how I felt. I still liked my blonde hair, of course, but I really liked to have unnatural colors in my hair. So, yes, I know how Ali- er- Allen, feels about his hair being lavender and purple. I like being different colors."
Allen: "So that was always something you liked?"
Kayla: "You know it." She smirked to him.
DMUDZ: "Nice. What else is here… Everyone: which Naruto clan would you be in?"
Bella: "Ooh! Interesting one!" Everyone began going into thought.
Kayla: "Uzumaki, obviously."
Kyle: "I'm going with what my 'sister' here says." He smiled at her, still happy they got to be each other today.
Jasmine: "Let's see… if I were to pick, Uchiha."
Allen: "What a surprise."
Jasmine: "Why?"
DMUDZ: "Do some research off screen. You'll find out."
Kiva: "Hyuuga. I like the idea behind the Byakugan." Glenn had to go into thought himself.
Glenn: "I don't know enough about the show to say."
Bella: "I'm making you watch after this is done!"
Allen: "I'll say… Inuzuka. That's Kiba's clan right? I'd like having a backup animal."
DMUDZ: "But Allen, you already have a backup animal." I looked at Kayla, who sprouted her Mobian quills, only to have pink ones shaped like Amy's.
Kayla: "Not like Pink Streak!"
Kyle: "Too bad, so sad." He grew his quills, showing Sonic-shaped ones. Kayla immediately looked jealous about her situation, and her twin brother looking more awesome than her for once. Did I say that out loud?
Bella: "Yes. You did."
DMUDZ: "I thought it rather loudly. Now… Everyone: Naruto or One Piece?"
Kayla: "Naruto, only because I don't know a lot about One Piece."
Kyle: "Same here."
Jasmine: "One Piece. I love pirates!"
Allen: "I like Naruto."
Kiva: "I can go either way. It doesn't matter."
Glenn: "I'm not well-versed with either of them to answer."
DMUDZ: "Fair enough. What else is here… Everyone: what if I told you guys I had an Omnitrix that was the shape of the head of the Red-Eyes Black Dragon and the combination of the Ultimatrix the Omnitrix from Omniverse and the Nemetrix and called the Holotrix?"
Bella: "Hmm…"
Kayla: "I call BS!"
Kyle: "Show me in person."
Kiva: "Way too much in one watch."
Glenn: "After everything we've dealt with and seen, I wouldn't be surprised."
Allen: "I've heard of worse."
Jasmine: "Do tell, Allen."
Allen: "SCP-001. S.D. Locke's Proposal. When Day Breaks." Kayla gasped. Everyone else just kinda shrugged. I took a deep breath.
DMUDZ: "Gave me a little scare, there, Allen."
Allen: "I finally fucked with you, huh?"
DMUDZ: "Y-yes."
Bella: "Ooh, that one. That was NOT fun."
Kayla: "Nice touch with the Red-Eyes Black Dragon, though."
DMUDZ: "I won't inform you all of it here. Go to the SCP Wiki to read it yourselves."
Bella: "Like the time you read 939?" My heart skipped a beat again.
DMUDZ: "Do NOT mention that one!"
Bella: "Or 096?" I went stark white, then fell.
Bella: "Okay. Too far."
Glenn: "What's so bad about this place?"
Kayla and DMUDZ: "WHAT'S SO BAD?!" We scared everybody. Allen just shook his head.
Allen: "What they said."
Kiva: "How did we transition into that?"
DMUDZ: "Moving on… Everyone: What do you think of an OP male OC story that also has a harem?" I looked to them. They all began to think about it.
Jasmine: "Is a harem… a pairing with multiple people besides just two?"
DMUDZ: "That's correct, Jazz."
Jasmine: "Just making sure."
Kayla: "Okay… Hmm… I already kinda fill the OP part. If I were to speak for the harem part… That's not my cup of tea."
Kyle: "I just don't like it flat out! I only need one… woman, to fill my needs!" He looked at Jasmine, and she smiled to him.
Jasmine: "Ditto."
Glenn: "Why would you even need multiple girls? Most of us prefer to be exclusive!" Kiva began whistling.
Glenn: "Kiva…"
Kiva: "What? I mean… I know what I'd say. I'd read the story no matter what, as long as the guy was cool."
Glenn: "I'd be more into the characters than the relationships."
Allen: "As long as Kayla here doesn't attempt to have one on me, I'm fine with it."
DMUDZ: "How do you feel about the Kyle clones making new relationships for themselves?"
Allen: "Since they are their own beings now, as long as they're happy, I am."
DMUDZ: "Sounds fair."
Bella: "I already am in one. With multiple husbands and boyfriends!"
Kayla: "Random question. Will WE end up meeting any of them?"
Bella: "Only if we need their specific skillsets. I can turn into all of them."
DMUDZ: "Your life, Hyna. Not mine. Okay… Everyone: What's the worst kind of character bashing in Naruto fanfictions?"
Glenn: "Count me out of this."
Kiva: "I don't read enough to really know." Kyle, Kayla, Jasmine, and Allen looked to each other to figure out their answers. After a few minutes, they reached a consensus.
Kayla: "Neither of us can really give an answer either, but I will be DAMNED if one bashes Kakashi! He's my favorite!"
Kyle: "Agreed."
Jasmine: "Don't bash. It isn't fun."
Allen: "Agreed. Just because you hate a character doesn't mean you should bash on them. I guess if you want them less involved in the story than they are, you can do that, but don't just kill them off just because you hate them. At least put them in character."
DMUDZ: "Good words, Allen. You both make me ticked off, and very appreciative of your views." Allen nodded.
Allen: "Love-hate relationship?"
DMUDZ: "You know it. Hmm… DMUDZ: Is there a universe where Kyle enters the Ben 10 universe with a friend who's a year older than him and he's the one who gets the Omnitrix?"
Kayla: "Is there?"
DMUDZ: "I never bothered looking for that one… Hmm…" I flipped up my Universal GPS, and begin flipping through locations I had a hand in creating, even in mild daydreams or thoughts. What? Sometimes I dabble in the thoughts of things and don't post them here. It's cool. I bet a lot of you authors do the same thing! Oh… Here.
DMUDZ: "I believe I found one… Here we are!" I summoned the TV from the ceiling, and it flipped on.
In the TV, the picture showed a portal opening behind Max's RV, with both Kyle, and a brunette girl with glasses in a navy blue shirt and shorts.
Girl: "How did… we end up here?"
Kyle: "I probably shouldn't have touched that…"
Girl: "Oh, really?" She looked a little ticked off.
Kyle: "Yeah." She facepalmed, then looked him in the eye.
Girl: "There had BETTER be a way back home, Kyle."
Kyle: "I've never dabbled in extradimensional portals before! How am I supposed to know?"
Ben: "Uh… Hello?" He looked, seeing them argue.
Max: "Are you two lost?"
Kyle: "You could say that." I could tell Kyle was trying to hide the fact he knew them from a show, even though it looked like he was kind of relieved it was just the Tennyson's.
Gwen: "Who are you both?"
Kyle: "I'm Kyle, and this is Ashley."
Ashley: "Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you all."
Max: "I'm Max Tennyson, and these are my grandchildren, Ben and Gwen."
Ben: "Hey."
Gwen: "How are you?"
Kyle: "Okay."
Max: "Are your parents nearby?"
Ashley: "Kyle's parents lost us on their way out to make a campsite… and we tried tracking them, but we can't."
Gwen: "That isn't good. Maybe we should contact a park ranger or something."
Ben: "Or, we can have extra company."
Max: "Ben, are you proposing we kidnap them?"
Ben: "Not kidnap, more like, watch them until Kyle's parents come to find us."
Gwen: "Are you THAT bored, dweeb?"
Ben: "HEY! Take that back!"
Gwen: "As if I need to." Ben tackled her and began rolling around in the dirt. Max shook his head. Kyle laughed, and Ashley looked worried.
Ashley: "Come on, you guys. You don't need to fight." She got in the middle of their fighting.
Gwen: "You know… Ben did start it."
Ben: "HEY!"
Ashley: "I mean fighting isn't good for either of you two."
Kyle: "True…" He suddenly felt ashamed for encouraging them.
Max: "Tell you what. We'll take you along for now, but as soon as we find Kyle's parents, we turn you over to them."
Ben: "Alright!"
Kyle: "Thank you, Mr. Tennyson."
Ashley: "Your kindness is appreciated." They later sat down and began eating their food. Max made grubs. Like before, Kyle had no trouble eating them. Ashley had to take a minute to try one, but still spat it out. Max laughed at this, while Ben and Gwen looked disgusted as ever.
Max: "I can appreciate someone who's adventurous in culinary choices."
Kyle: "It's slimy, but satisfying."
Ben: "Lion King, dude? Really?"
Kyle: "What?"
Ashley: "Too slimy if you ask me! Blech!"
Gwen: "Surprised that's all you think."
Max: "Are you two related?"
Ashley: "No, he's my best friend."
Kyle: "Agreed." It was just then that the shooting star flew past.
Kyle (whispering): "The Omnitrix."
Max: "A shooting star! You don't see those every night."
Kyle: "I'm gonna go see what's going on with it real quick!" He ran for it.
Ashley: "KYLE!" She ran after him.
Ben: "Why is he going towards it? Those stay in space, don't they?"
Max: "They do."
Gwen: "We can't let them go by themselves! Come on!" The three of them ran for the other two.
Kyle: "Ash, we need to get the Omnitrix to Ben! Maybe if I do that, I can make him prepared for Vilgax before he shows up!"
Ashley: "Your TV show stuff again?! This is the real world now!"
Kyle: "But they look like Ben, Gwen, and Max from the show! I can make things WAY easier for them!"
Ashley: "You don't know EVERYTHING about the Omnitrix! Come on now!" The two of them got to the crater, and Kyle tripped in it.
Ashley: "Typical. Always rushing headlong into action." She slid down the slope to help Kyle up.
Kyle: "Thanks."
Ashley: "So. Let's see if this even is… Wow." They both saw the Omnitrix as it glowed a very brilliant green light.
Ashley: "That's actually cool."
Kyle: "It sure is. Let's grab it and get it to Ben. Pronto."
Ashley: "If you insist." As they both reached for it, it jumped onto Ashley's arm.
Ashley: "AAGH! NO!"
Kyle: "Ash?! SHIT!" He tried to pull it off.
Ashley: "How do you take it off?!"
Kyle: "They never said!"
Ashley: "WHAT?!" They stopped pulling it.
Kyle: "I don't know the button codes to remove it. Maybe I could find the Master Control, but that's it."
Ashley: "This is so not right." They sat down, exasperated.
Ashley: "So… I guess I'm a superheroine now, huh?"
Kyle: "Yeah." He suddenly had a thought. He continued, "Maybe I should give you a demo. Let's see if I can get the…" He hit the activation button, making the faceplate go up, revealing a silhouette of Heatblast.
Ashley: "Which Ben 10 alien is that?"
Kyle: "I think it's Heatblast. He's more or less the Human Torch, but covered in rocks."
Ashley: "Like molten rock?"
Kyle: "I guess so." He got a sly look.
Ashley: "Kyle…"
Kyle: "You'll be on fire, but you shouldn't be hurt." He hit the faceplate down, turning her into Heatblast. Her Heatblast form had a bosom, was thinner, and had fire going down shaped like Julie's hair in Alien Force and Ultimate Alien. The Omnitrix Symbol was just above her bosom, where both breasts met.
Heatblast Ashley: "AAAGHH! I'M ON FIRE! AAAHHHHH!" She ran away.
Kyle: "ASH! YOU'RE FINE!" She stopped.
Heatblast Ashley: "Hey, you're right. I guess I overreacted." She took a moment to look herself over.
Heatblast Ashley: "This is kinda cool! Lovin' it!"
Kyle: "Okay. You have fireballs, fire breath, you can fly, you can absorb fire into your body… You can do anything fire now!"
Heatblast Ashley: "Anything fire? OK." She summoned a small fireball, and tossed it in between her hands.
Heatblast Ashley: "Oh yeah!" She began bouncing it like a soccer ball.
Kyle: "Careful! We're in a forest."
Heatblast Ashley: "Maybe you should have turned me into something suitable for forest travel then, huh?" She raised her eyebrow at him as she put the fireball out.
Kyle: "T-true. Damn it." He went into thought, then snapped his fingers.
Kyle: "Turn into Wildmutt!"
Heatblast Ashley: "Who?"
Kyle: "WILDMUTT! He's an attack dog alien that sees things like Daredevil!"
Max: "Are you two okay… Whoa." He looked at the two of them, seeing Kyle, and then Ashley as Heatblast.
Max: "Whoa!"
Heatblast Ashley: "Calm down, Mr. Tennyson! It's just me!"
Ben: "Why are you on fire?"
Gwen: "And… exposed?!"
Kyle: "I guess fire aliens don't need clothes?" He shrugged.
Max: "Alien?" Kyle wondered if he said too much.
Kyle: "I mean…. Monsters are WAY too farfetched!"
Ben: "Cool! Fire alien!"
Gwen: "How did you do that?"
Max: "Odd, indeed." He walked up to her.
Heatblast Ashley: "I don't mean any trouble, Mr. Tennyson." Max looked surprised when he got to examining the Omnitrix Symbol.
Max: "Very interesting." Of course, Kyle already knew Max was a Plumber by now.
Ben: "Interesting?! This is totally wicked cool! Throw some magma around!"
Gwen: "And set the forest ablaze? No thanks."
Heatblast Ashley: "Mr. Tennyson?"
Max: "Maybe the symbol is a button. What happens if you hit it?" She did, and she turned back to herself.
Ashley: "Wow!" She smiled wide.
Max: "Come on. I need to tell all of you something."
Kyle: "You do?"
Max: "Yes." All five of them went to the RV.
Max: "Everyone, I need to tell you something. Something top secret."
Ben: "Like what?"
Max: "I used to be an intergalactic space agent."
Gwen: "Grandpa? Did you eat too many mealworms?"
Max: "I'm serious, Gwen. And the reason I know, is because of the symbol on Ashley's Pyronite transformation."
Ashley: "Pyronite? Kyle called it Heatblast." Kyle looked around, worried.
Max: "Kyle knew enough to name it?" Ben, Gwen and Max all looked at him.
Kyle: "Should I spill our beans first, or should you?"
Max: "You first."
Gwen: "We're about to have a weird moment here, aren't we?"
Kyle: "Long story short. Ashley and I were watching a 'Ben 10' DVD together, when the power went out, and got replaced with a swirling vortex when the power came back on. We both touched it and got warped here."
Ben: "Ben 10? You mean…"
Kyle: "We tried to get it to you, but it latched onto her on accident."
Ben: 'Oh man! I could have been a superhero!"
Kyle: "It's fine, Ben. It's okay." He patted Ben on the back.
Max: "We're just from a TV show to you?"
Kyle: "In our original reality, yes."
Ashley: "But you're real people now."
Gwen: "That's… good to know."
Ben: "Wow. That's… really surreal."
Max: "Agreed. That's even more surreal than my tale."
Kyle: "You're part of a space police force known as the Plumbers."
Max: "True. But I'm retired."
Kyle: "Now that we all know each other's stories, I have to tell you what's going on behind the scenes."
Gwen: "How do we know you're not lying?"
Kyle: "I showed Ashley how the watch worked, you saw Heatblast being used, and I knew Mr. Tennyson's story before he said it to you all."
Ben: "He's got us, Grandpa."
Max: "Agreed. Well, what do you know?"
Kyle: "The Omnitrix came from a ship falling towards Earth. The guy after it was Vilgax. I'm sure Max knows him." Max's eyes widened.
Max: "No…"
Kyle: "It's true. The other ship jettisoned the pod with the Omnitrix here in the hopes Max would get it, but then Ben got it on accident, and he became the hero. However, in my way to try to get it to Ben myself, Ashley accidentally had it latched onto her."
Max: "But if it's locked to my DNA, and Ben has similar enough DNA to me, it should have waited."
Kyle: "Yeah… that's not making any sense."
Gwen: "It could have gone onto me, too?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Max: "How's Vilgax right now?"
Kyle: "Damaged, but in a healing pod inside his own ship. It'll take some time for him to come to us to try and take the Omnitrix back. In the meantime, I can help Ashley master the aliens she has currently. Who knows… I may be able to unlock more for her sooner."
Ben: "Than in the show?"
Kyle: "Yeah. The more aliens she has, the better."
Max: "Let's not worry about it too much for now. We need to make sure she knows how to use the ones she has."
Ashley: "I'm with Mr. Tennyson." She smiled confidently.
Gwen: "So, let's get started!"
Kyle: "We have some time. I was going to show her something."
End show.
DMUDZ: "How was that, guys?"
Kayla: "I remember her now."
Kyle: "Me, too. Huh."
Allen: "You guys did have a home back in the other universe and stuff, didn't you?"
Jasmine: "We found out way sooner, then."
Glenn: "Wish you had told us all before."
Kiva: "I actually wanted to see more footage."
DMUDZ: "That was all the time we had. Now for another question. Kyle: Marco."
Kayla: "Polo?"
DMUDZ: "Sure. Next… Kyle: To my tailfin."
Kayla: "What?" Everyone looked confused, even Bella.
Bella: "You got me, my student."
DMUDZ: "Hmm… DMUDZ: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Okay, that doesn't even make sense. Next… DMUDZ: If someone has asked something that makes the others pissed other can you use the force to erase their reason for anger instead of that neuralizer thing from men in black?"
Jasmine: "Why haven't you used that?"
DMUDZ: "I could, but the neuralizer is way more fun!"
Glenn: "Are we going to remember being gender bended?"
DMUDZ: "Yes."
Kyle: "That's fine for me. The rest of you… I have no idea."
DMUDZ: "Last bfarr2003 question. Or… more like a statement, Everyone: DON'T LOOK UP NARUTO PUT UP BUCKETS OF CUM OVER ALL YOUR HEADS AND IF YOU LOOK UP HE WILL DUMP THE CUM ON YOU!" Yet again, everyone froze.
Kayla: "Isn't this an M-rated question?"
Bella: "Or R, which I have NO problem with!" Everyone looked back to her, rolling their eyes.
Bella: "HEY!"
DMUDZ: "This is weird…" Everyone else agreed with me to just skip that one.
DMUDZ: "Now, for Xflasher01! Anyways, with all these fanfic authors here I'm starting to wonder how an adventure with all of them would be like. Let's say, Omnitrix1, DMUDZ, Generalhyna, MakaveliX T and, *Looks around, while pretending to think, then looks up to see a name above his head* Oh perfect, Xflasher. Yeah, he's an ok guy. What do you think DMUDZ?"
Kiva: "Yeah, Drive. What do you think?"
DMUDZ: "If everyone else is ok with it, I'm all for it! YEAH!"
Kyle: "That was short."
Glenn: "Agreed."
Bella: "You, me, Makaveli, Omnitrix1, and Xflasher all together? OOH! YES!"
Kayla: "That should be quite an adventure for you all? Gonna keep the stability of the multiverse safe?"
DMUDZ: "I can see that happening. Or maybe a Kyle, Bella, Kosta, Omni, and Trey adventure. One of the two."
Jasmine: "I'm game for seeing either of those."
DMUDZ: "Guys, we need to all get together, make an adventure! Now!"
Kayla: "Next question, please."
DMUDZ: "A list from PeruAlonso. Okay, let's get to it. First, me. 1. Is this true? You broke up with Ashley? What happened to both of you? Alright, I just fell out of love with her. Things like that do happen."
Kayla: "That was it?"
Allen: "Yeah, he is right, that stuff does happen, unfortunately." He looked down.
Kayla: "Allen, that is NEVER going to happen!
Glenn: "Let's hope so."
Kayla: "Y-yeah."
DMUDZ: "Okay… Now… 2. Any upcoming stories this month or in 2017? If yes, I'd like to read your versions of Totally Spies! where your OC joins Sam, Clover, and Alex and becomes Clover's girlfriend. Also, I'd like to see your version of What's New, Scooby-Doo? where your alternate OC joins the gang and becomes Velma's GF. Okay… I don't know if I'll do those or not. They were kinda cool thoughts at the time, but I don't know if I WILL or WILL NOT pursue that. I have obligations in real life, not to mention other stories here that I don't know if I'll update or not. Plus, I STILL can't find the inspiration to finish that Pirate Armada fic. It's been what, six or seven series after Gokaiger by now? I haven't been keeping up with Super Sentai for the longest time."
Jasmine: "I'll give you that. I miss Pirate Armada."
DMUDZ: "I'm sure other people do, too. Now… 3. Any new chapters for K10, TTGL, and PRPA coming up? Sorry to rush but new chapters are fun to read as the previous ones. K10, definitely. TTGL or PRPA, I dunno. I really want to do Vengeance of Vilgax badly. I REALLY do. Kyle's going to go through something huge in that two parter."
Kayla: "H-huge?" She looked worried.
DMUDZ: "You'll live. Final me question… 4. What made you decide to include Gem forms in the Kyle 10 story? Is it because you watch Steven Universe? Yes. That is all. I really like Steven Universe."
Bella: "Not love?"
DMUDZ: "I like other series way more. Like Dragon Ball, Ben 10, the original PowerPuff Girls, and my most favorite show of all time, TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN! YEEAAAAHHH!" I pointed my hands to the sky while slipping on some Kamina shades.
DMUDZ: "I've also been thinking about making a Kyle clone tale where Kyle joins Team Dai-Gurren. I have a lot on my plate already… but it would be awesome."
Kayla: "YAY! I love that idea!"
DMUDZ: "Creating clone now…"
Kayla: "Did you save my DNA just so you could-"
DMUDZ: "Uh huh." Kayla rolled her eyes at me.
Kyle: "Wow. Just when I thought I should be the only one…"
DMUDZ: "It happened."
Jasmine: "Of course…"
DMUDZ: "Now for Kyle… or in this case, Kayla questions… 1. In flashback scenes with you as a 14-year-old and Ben and Gwen as 11-year-olds, how will you react when Kid Ben says "Nothing says 'tough love' like being ragged on by your girlfriend."?"
Kayla: "Considering it was back then, he probably got a death stare. I was famous for those back in the day."
Jasmine: "I remember." She looked uneasy.
Glenn: "Those were always priceless!" He began snickering.
Jasmine: "Ha ha." Kyle, Kiva, and Allen looked confused.
Bella: "Funny. I know exactly what you're referring to."
Kayla: "Because you spied on us when we were all younger."
Jasmine: "Stalker."
Bella: "Omni already said that. You need a new insult."
Kiva: "Next."
DMUDZ: "2. For "From Hedorium to Eternity", how about a scene where instead of Stinkfly, you go Metrion and form a big disk to carry yourself, Ali, Ben, Gwen, Cooper, Jonesy, and Lucy? Another great moment would be you screaming after finding out Zs'Skayr returned and Lucy slapping you across the face."
Kayla: "Jonesy?"
Jasmine: "Remember? The one kid we always hung out with before?"
Kayla: "Oh, right. The kid with the baseball cap. I always forgot his name."
Glenn: "You were never good with names."
Kayla: "Except Vilgax, Animo, Charmcaster… Hard to forget names of people who want to kill you."
Allen: "Or in her case, steal you."
Kayla: "Glenn told you?"
Glenn: "Oh yeah. Felt better to me to have… him… prepared for those times."
Kyle: "Ha."
Allen: "That may be fun… Doesn't he reference that episode a lot?"
Kiva: "He sure does."
DMUDZ: "There has to be a reason for it… Man." I went into thought, but couldn't think of anything.
DMUDZ: "Your opinions, Kayla?"
Kayla: "Lucy slapping me? I dunno."
Jasmine: "Lucy crushed on you, too."
Kayla: "Never noticed."
DMUDZ: "Next up… 3. What will Bad Kyle, Nega Kyle, Kyzarro, and Mad Kyle look like?"
Kayla: "What exactly is this referring to?"
Bella: "Evil counterparts of you from other dimensions. Maybe I can answer this one. First, Bad Kyle…" She summoned a hologram projector and showed what looked like a black haired version of Kyle with a blood red color scheme on his shirt, with some scars shaped like Shadow's stripes on his arms. We saw this because he had no sleeves on his shirt, and he had torn pants. His shoes looked like Shadow's, and he wore wrist rings like Shadow did. He had white chest hair, also, like we could see through his shirt.
Allen: "What's with Shadow's features being on him?"
Bella: "He merged with Shadow forcefully at one point because there was no other way to save everyone, and then because of the overload of Chaos powers, he became an antihero instead of a villain. He'll still do good deeds if it suits him, or if he feels like it, but he also does bad things without hesitation as well, since he enjoys that more than being good."
Kiva: "Of course. Why not?"
Bella: "As for Nega Kyle… Found him!" She changed the hologram. He had his hoodie up. It was black with green dragons on it, countering Kyle's usual hoodie design. His Ultimatrix also had a skull on it that looked like it was painted on. He had red eye shadow. Didn't know that was a thing. He still wore blue jeans, but his hair, instead of being curly, was pulled straight down and seemingly a darker shade of blonde than before. His hands were in his pockets, but he had a wristband on his right wrist resembling Roxas' from Kingdom Hearts 2.
Kyle: "He doesn't look so bad. Just… goth."
Bella: "Yeah, this one became goth during High School. Nothing phases him anymore. He lends his powers to both good and bad guys alike. He quite literally does not care about anything except self-preservation and occupying his time when he is bored. Unlike Bad Kyle, however, he isn't openly malicious. He just usually lies around lazily when there is nothing to do, or he does whatever he wants. This one isn't dating Ali anymore."
Allen: "Gee, I wonder why."
Kayla: "Bastard."
Bella: "Everyone thought it'd just be a phase, too. Kyzarro… ah! Here he is!" A new hologhram showed up where this Kyle looked like he had metallic wires popping out of his arms and legs radiating with Codon Energy. The Ultimatrix was horribly cracked and disfigured, yet somehow still functioning, and his eyes were black with long veins coming out, and red pupils with small black dots in them. He had a long sharp teeth, an elongated mouth, if only slightly longer. He also had claws on his fingernails and toenails. His quills looked like they were permanently grown out of his back and head.
DMUDZ: "Oh boy. I remember him…"
Bella: "That's off. I don't think that was the one I was looking for… Wait…"
Allen: "Oh God… he looks awful! What happened?!"
DMUDZ: "No, that IS Kyzarro."
Bella: "Oh! Right! I always get his and Zombie Kyle's confused. Or is it…"
DMUDZ: "No, this IS the one."
Bella: "No it isn't! That's SCP-Kyle bad ending! You dope!" Bella turned the dial, showing a zombie-like Kyle instead that was in a straitjacket. It was unwrapped, he had purple eyes, and was completely bald.
DMUDZ: "That is Kyzarro. Okay. Basically, a zombie apocalypse happened due to an accidental containment breach of SCP-008, but you were the only one that was still sentient, Kay."
Kayla: "So he's good?"
DMUDZ: "He tries to be, but he's still stupid as fuck. Can't reason right from wrong, and he only wants to eat brains. He has access to the Ultimatrix, but since crime isn't around, he usually just uses the zombies as toys to play with since there is nothing else to do with them. He got attached to one very specific zombie, though. A Dr. R… something. His name was redacted. Dr. R acts like all the others, but he has a special attachment to him for some reason."
Kiva: "That's kinda sad."
Kyle: "I agree. He needs better friends."
Bella: "And finally… Mad Kyle. This one is off." She now showed a hologram of a Kyle with a crimson jacket, seemingly being blood-spattered, along with torn up shorts which looked like they were originally pants, tattoos under his eyes representing Shadow the Hedgehog's symbol from his game, a badge that looked like Vilgax's head on his belt buckle, and wore a spiked choker and bracelets.
Kayla: "Punk-ass much…"
Glenn: "Wow."
DMUDZ: "This Kyle actually took Vilgax's offer to have him take over the world, and as such, has the classic Omnitrix instead of an Ultimatrix. That model was given to Ben to fight him off. While Ben was successful in fighting Mad Kyle off, Mad Kyle eventually took over the world because Ben was inexperienced. Unfortunately for him, the Ultimatrix was only wired up to work for Ben and not Mad Kyle. So he tried to get Azmuth to force him to make it work, but when Azmuth failed to do anything, he was ordered dead. He then makes people all over the world dig for something, we don't know what, as he reports to Vilgax and helps him. He's looked up to as a celebrity on Vilgaxia, but nowhere else."
Jasmine: "Wow. That you sucks."
Kayla: "What made me give in to Vilgax's demands?!"
Bella: "You got bored of saving the Earth as the plot dictated, I guess."
DMUDZ: "Shit, man. He still worries me."
Glenn: "I'll say…" He looked at Kayla, who shrugged.
Kiva: "What happens to me?"
DMUDZ: "We don't know yet."
Kiva: "The mystery deepens."
DMUDZ: "And for Number 4! How does this work for you? At the end of "Third Time's the Charm", you feel relieved after stopping Charmcaster thinking you'll never see her again as you, Ben, and Ali are in the Plumber base until Charmcaster is there waiting. As she hugs you, she whispers "Psyche" and it turns out to be Lucy in disguise. Then, she, Ali, and Ben laugh their heads off about it. How will you react then?"
Kayla: "Oh God. The Charmcaster is good prank. I HATE THAT!"
Glenn: "That was hilarious!"
Kiva: "Wow."
DMUDZ: "That does sound hilarious!"
Kyle: "Wow." He laughed to himself as he still held Jasmine.
Jasmine: "I love it!"
DMUDZ: "Now for some Gwen questions."
Glenn: "Got it."
DMUDZ: "Verdona and Sunny revealed their Anodite forms by shedding their human skin. Ever tried that yourself? If not, what's the downside to shedding your skin?"
Glenn: "I haven't tried because I've been learning other things from Bella at the moment, like other video game and anime magic spells."
Bella: "It's true. When she goes Anodite, her power will far exceed any known Anodite when I am done with her!"
Jasmine: "No fair! I'm learning, too!"
Bella: "Yes, but you're not learning as fast as Glenn… Gwen… did. This genderbending thing is getting weird."
Allen: "I agree."
DMUDZ: "The show isn't done yet. Kyle question 5. For the Mad Kyle 2-parter, how will you react when you find out Dr. Psychobos was free?"
Kayla: "1. Glad to see other people read the Kyle-Omni team up series. 2. Dr. Psychobos was awful, inventing the Nemetrix just to kill me. I would be awfully surprised if I did see him free."
Kyle: "Well, I brought Anubis back with me."
Kayla: "Y-you did?"
Kyle: "Relax. Her Nemetrix only responds to my voice now."
Kayla: "You're reusing the Nemetrix?!"
Kyle: "Hey, Zed!" He whistled, and Zed ran in, barking. Kyle pet her as he ran up to her.
Jasmine: "Kay, it's just your brother's dog."
Kayla: "I'm surprised she knows the difference at the moment."
Kyle: "Zed's pretty smart. Watch. Anubis! Crabdozer!" Anubis turned into a Crabdozer and began panting.
Kyle: "Good girl! Now… Buglizard!" Anubis shapeshifted into Buglizard, and licked Kyle. Kyle laughed happily.
Kiva: "Anubis is your dog now?"
Kyle: "Yeah!"
Glenn: "She's pretty obedient."
Kyle: "She transforms based on voice command by me and not Khyber's whistle. Even if Khyber got out of Plumber custody, he couldn't reassume control of her with his whistles anymore."
Allen: "Awesome." Anubis licked her lips, and then saw Kayla, panting happily.
Kayla: "G-good doggy."
Kyle: "Don't be afraid, sis. It's just a dog."
DMUDZ: "I think Kay's gonna be very wary of Anubis for a little while."
Kyle: "Anubis! Default mode." Zed turned back into her dog form. Kayla lightened up, then pat her on the head. Anubis rubbed up against Kayla's leg.
Kayla: "Hey. She is kinda cute." She laughed happily.
Bella: "About time she got over that."
DMUDZ: "Kyle question 6. In Solitary Alignment, supposed your break-up with Gwen was mentioned by Azmuth after he talks about his break-up with Zennith, how would you react to that?"
Kayla: "Don't even…"
Glenn: "You should be able to talk about it now, Kayla." He narrowed his gaze at her.
Kiva: "Well, you did take it awfully."
Kayla: "It's not my business anymore. It was all good then, but the older we got, the more obvious it was that it wouldn't work soon."
Glenn: "We could have talked about it a little." Kayla turned back to Glenn, surprised to hear that.
Glenn: "We could have ended it differently is all I'm saying."
Kayla: "You're right. I was just so bothered it was Mike that split us and not me."
Kiva: "That's all in the past now, though. I got Glenn, Allen got Kayla. Problems solved."
Allen: "Kiva…"
Glenn: "Kayla… Maybe we should talk more about it after the show."
Kayla: "Sure." She looked back to me.
DMUDZ: "Last question involving Kayla. 7. How about a fun moment where after you tell Sunny you'd choose Ali, Verdona hugs you and says "Good boy, Kyle".
Kayla: "That would certainly be touching."
DMUDZ: "OK. On to Kayla questions, to be answered by Kyle."
Kyle: "Lay it on me."
DMUDZ: "Question 1… 1. Here's what comes to mind for a fun scene in the Inferno chapter. As Gwen says no to fast engines in Kevin's car while sleeping, you go Grey Matter and either give her a wet willie or bite her nose. Which prank works for you? Another great LOL moment would be you and Gwen arguing after she refuses to admit she's claustrophobic."
Kyle: "Perfect… I love the Grey Matter wet willie."
Glenn: "Please don't. Or I will hurt you."
Kyle: "You'll try!"
Jasmine: "EAT THAT, CUZ!"
Glenn: "I always find ways to get back at him."
DMUDZ: "True. Now, question 2. If you had big feet, how would you feel?"
Kyle: "Um… like I have big feet? I dunno."
DMUDZ: "OK. Question 3… For the "Eunice" chapter, how about doing a reference from The Little Mermaid where you swim around the bottom of the lake and emerge from it like Ariel and another where after swimming back to land, you lift up your foot and wiggle your toes?"
Kyle: "Good thing I have a mermaid form now…"
Kayla; "There's a planet of mermaids?!"
Kyle: "Yeah. Azmuth took me on vacation there for some DNA sampling."
Kayla: "I'd better check my watch."
Jasmine: "Me too…"
DMUDZ: "Ooh. 4. Can you describe what your counterpart, Mad Kayla looks like? You know, the physical appearance and the attire? Personality?"
Kyle: "I don't know. Bella, is there a Mad Kayla?"
Bella: "There actually is." She pulled up her projector again.
Bella: "This one is actually different from the Mad Kyle timeline significantly, though." The hologram that popped up showed a pretty exposed Kayla. She only had a top on that covered her breasts with nothing else on her top, and even then, it looked torn slightly, showing side slightly, as well as some cleavage up top. She had fangs, raggedy long blonde hair, fanged canines, wore short shorts that were black, combat boots, black arm warmers with fire halfway up them, along with violet fingerless gloves. We saw she had black lipstick on as well as Charmcaster styled eyeliner (like her OV appearance).
Kyle: "I went… mad… alright." He chuckled. Everyone else gave him a bad stare. He sighed.
DMUDZ: "Regardless… She managed to be successful in killing Gwen, but in the middle of Kyle trying to get revenge, she managed to use the bio-energy feedback to absorb Kyle into her body, doubling her power, but also driving her mad for being overloaded. She then took over Earth in one day using Alien X. She still rules her planet to this day, having Ben as her prince, and Max as record-keeper."
Jasmine: "W-wow. Just like that, take over the world?"
DMUDZ: "Uh huh."
Kyle: "I am capable of going off the deep end completely, huh…"
Kiva: "It's a wonder you're alive."
Kayla: "Like you. Kiva?" She nodded to Kayla's question.
DMUDZ: "Time for Ali questions."
Allen: "Alright."
DMUDZ: "Question 1. If there was a Mad Ali in Mad Kyle's world, how would she look? What's her personality like?"
Allen: "Bella?"
Bella: "Way ahead of you." She pulled up the projector, looking for Mad Ali.
Kayla: "What is PeruAlonso's obsession with Mad versions of everyone?"
Glenn: "Wish I could tell you?"
Bella: "Must be his favorite alternate universe."
Jasmine: "Yeah… There she is!" Jasmine was right. The projection showed off an Ali that was wearing Yoko Littner's look, but instead of fire on her bikini top, it was lavender skulls. The barette in her hair was a crimson bloody Ultimatrix symbol, and her arm warmer on her left arm had a lavender lightning bolt on it. Her boots were black with large flames going all the way up them, and she had a tattoo outlining the Ultimatrix symbol over the area of her left eye. Her back had a tattoo of an Ultimatrix symbol as well. Her hair was in it's regular color, long and black with a big ponytail.
Allen: "I was driven to craziness."
Kayla: "A… little." She looked like she was sweating.
Allen: "Kay?"
Kayla: "I love that look."
Allen: "Oh." He looked like he was thinking about something.
Bella: "This Ali is the hero of the Mad Kyle-verse. She uses her absorption abilities to absorb all of the powers of Mad Kyle's forms, and like Kevin, could transform into all of Kyle's forms herself. She eventually learned control on her own, and could shapeshift without becoming a half-human mutant combo, having a mastery akin to the Master Control in the Omnitrix. While she eventually beats him, Kyle becomes a recurring villain for her, constantly pushing her to the ends of her limits and beyond."
DMUDZ: "And she is still trying to figure out why Mad Kyle keeps ordering the digging."
Kayla: "I'd be curious, too. Mad Ali is cool."
Allen: "Okay."
Glenn: "I wouldn't mind working with her."
Kiva: "Me neither."
Kyle: "Ooh."
Jasmine: "I wish I could meet her."
DMUDZ: "What's next here… 2. What will you say after Kyle tells Sunny, "If I had to choose between you and Ali, I'd choose Ali."?"
Allen: "I would find that endearing, of course." He smiled to Kayla. She hugged him tightly.
DMUDZ: "Cute. Question 3… For "From Hedorium to Eternity", how about a scene where you break up the feud between Lucy and Jonesy?"
Allen: "Perhaps. Did that happen back then?"
Jasmine: "I think so."
Glenn: "Zs'Skayr was a big opponent for us that time."
Kayla: "Uh huh."
DMUDZ: "Now for… a BenxKayla…. Or in this case JasminexKyle series of questions."
Kyle: "Okay. Get ready, Jazz."
Jasmine: "I am SO ready!"
DMUDZ: "Question 1. For "Transmogrification of Eunice", how about a scene where Ben admires and rubs Kayla's feet and puts lotion on her back?" Jasmine blushed epically.
Jasmine: "Um… I… Uh… Oh man."
Kyle: "You can say what you want."
Jasmine: "Sounds like fun."
DMUDZ: "There we go." Bella snickered.
Jasmine: "What?!"
Bella: "It's kinda cute. Keep her this way."
DMUDZ: "Nah. I'm crazy, but not insane. Okay… Question 2. How's this for a nice Beyla moment? In "Arrested Development", Ben says he looks 11 but is still 16. Kayla (who has 'not' been zapped by the de-ager ray) tells him even as a kid, he's still hot. She then picks up Ben to hug him and he snuggles his head in her cleavage like a pillow. Um…" I looked around worriedly.
Kyle: "Sounds creepy, but even as an 11 year old… I do think he is very huggable."
Jasmine: "OK…" She slightly blushed, but got over it.
DMUDZ: "Final Ky…Jazz question? KyJazz. Genderbent equivalent of Beyla. Why not? For "In Charm's Way", here's what I'm thinking: Ben and Kayla are inside Kyle's base. After Ben asks what's wrong, a sad Kayla pretends to look happy at first, but starts sobbing while hugging Ben because she feels the team is falling apart since Kevin's deformity is putting a strain on his relationship with Gwen. How does that sound to you?"
Kyle: "We can handle ANYTHING life dishes out. Even if Glenn and Kiva have problems, we have each other!"
Jasmine: "YEAH!" She sounded confident for once.
Kyle: "THERE'S the confidence I love."
Kayla: "Yeah!"
DMUDZ: "Who's next… Omnitrix1! Okay. Here's a Bella question. Seriously Bella, have you been helped?"
Bella: "Quite honestly, yes. There have been many attempts made. My mind is unfixable." She smirked at everyone. Everyone immediately looked more worried, except me. I'm getting more and more used to her being crazy.
DMUDZ: "And for another Bella question… In your travels throughout the multiverse, have you ever met any alternate versions of you? And if so, what were the differences between you and them?"
Bella: "There are times where I've gone to other dimensions, covering up as a person called Swift Knife. You can see me as Swift Knife in the Gwen 10 series made by LordOozaru23. That should be the right person, I think. As for other me's… I ran into a few, but I want to keep that secret. We can't have too many spoilers on this show, now can we?" She grinned widely to everyone.
Kayla: "Wow, Sensei. Now I really AM worried. I can barely fight you as me! If I met an evil you, I'd like to know how to take her down!"
Bella: "Paint thinner."
Kayla: "Ooooh."
DMUDZ: "Going to a question for Kayla: Have you ever mastered the ancient art of Tae Kwon Leap? And if so, why?"
Kayla: "Hoo boy. Boot to the head. That's quite the doozy. I learned it alright." She grinned at us.
Glenn: "Amazing you remember that, still."
Kayla: "Why wouldn't I?"
Allen: "Glenn?"
Glenn: "It happened a while ago."
DMUDZ: "Hmm… I know being a hero can be its own reward, but it can be very stressful. Not just because you have your own life to worry about, but also because you have loved ones you care about who could easily be used as targets, and the fact that everyone has the fate of the world resting on their shoulders. So my question is, under all this pressure, have you guys ever felt like you were going to snap?"
Kayla: "Oh yeah! When I first fought Vilgax, when the Omnitrix was in Self-Destruct Mode, when I was stuck in Gwen's body, my first time having a girl form…"
Glenn: "Wow. Um, I certainly was worried in the HighBreed war for Earth."
Jasmine: "You don't need to tell me twice. I always got worried whenever Kyle… er… Kayla went Kurama in the past."
Kyle: "I haven't been a hero actively just yet, minus the times in AF season 1 when I was briefly there, but the Incursean invasion had me worried."
Kiva: "I'm going to go with the HighBreed War. Definitely. They had so much extra artillery and supplies."
Allen: "I was super worried about Albedo. Someone that was evil with Kayla's powers… was impossible to dream about dealing with."
DMUDZ: "Albedo is a bastard. Also… Kyle: Has Bellwood ever billed you for collateral damage?"
Kayla: "Yeah. But… I have my ways of paying it off."
Allen: "Alien X?"
Kayla: "Yes." She looked annoyed that that was what Allen had said.
Jasmine: "How else is she supposed to pay it off?"
Bella: "Got me." She tried to look innocent.
Kiva: "Was that your idea?"
Bella: "Of course not."
DMUDZ: "Anyway… I know Kyle has talked with Kurama on many occasions, but I know for a fact that the other demon beasts are also in that watch of his. They just can't converse with Kyle. So, my question is, are there any worlds where Kyle has conversed with any of the other demon beasts INSTEAD of Kurama?"
Kayla: "Funny you should say that now. Then again that was asked last year… Um… Yes. I'm trying to communicate with Matatabi at the moment, and I am currently bonded to Shukaku."
Bella: "We're making excellent progress. Especially after you showed that you could combine Bijuu power with your aliens now. Somehow."
Glenn: "It shouldn't be possible?"
Bella: "Not yet. I don't even know what triggered it."
Kayla: "Should I be worried?"
Bella: "I'm not sure. You would think you wouldn't do it that soon, though. That fight with Trey probably didn't happen in the last iteration of the multiverse, maybe… It's been so long it'd be hard to remember."
DMUDZ: "And finally… Kyle, if for one day you were able to see your parents again, how do you think they'd react upon seeing you again, and what would you say to them?"
Kayla: "I know I talked about this prior, but I would tell them I am fine, and that I have found my calling in life, even it was in another universe. It was important for them, and they always believed I was destined to do something great or important. They would understand I am fine, and I would spend a whole week with them to get to know them again."
Allen: "That's a good idea, of course."
DMUDZ: "That was the last Omnitrix1 question. This next one is for me, I think. What do you think of self-inserts? Of fanfictions that add nothing new to the story and just exact retelling of the story except with just one more character that doesn't change anything?" I had to go into thought to exactly determine my thoughts on this, or to see if this asker was trying to fish for something specific.
Bella: "Drive?"
DMUDZ: "OK. I do not mind self-inserts, really. People can do whatever they want with their stories, including inserting themselves in it. In fact, if ANY of you have read a Clive Cussler novel, he inserts himself in the story as a kind of guide/helper character, but is never a main character. He's in every one of his books, and it's a little quirk he has in them. I read a few Dirk Pitt novels to confirm this. I'm not against it, and self-inserts are not always main characters, just citing that."
Glenn: "How odd."
Kiva: "Nice idea, there."
DMUDZ: "Exactly. And for the second half, you'll realize I'm not a very picky person as far as writing a fanfiction goes when I say this, but I'm okay with it. Sometimes those stories can still be good. I still have a fanbase for my tales, if that says anything. I insert a character, but now more and more things are changing to make more of a two-part tale between Ben and Kyle now. Or, at least that is my intention. I feel it is a good change and adds a lot to it. I don't know how that can be disagreed with yet, but hey, people always find some reason or another. Like how the decided to reboot Ben 10. I watched the 'Omni-Tricked' special, and no kidding, it's the only episode of the Reboot I liked. Everything else barely cracked the 'meh' feeling for me. I would watch it on my On Demand if I couldn't think of anything else, and that would be that. But now, who knows. Maybe the reboot will change a bit."
Jasmine: "That was a long aside…"
DMUDZ: "Sorry. My point is, I feel fanfic writers have a right to write whatever it is they would like. That being said, they have to understand not everyone will like their work. I know not everyone likes my work. I've lived with it since day one. That pretty much surmises my thoughts."
Kayla: "Nice work on that."
DMUDZ: "Thank you. What's next… from the bender… Can I suggest you make a kill la kill and attack on titan story? Hmm… I was toying with a Kill La Kill idea, but not anything major. Kyle was going to show up there and do some stuff, maybe. I've never seen Attack on Titan, though. Hmm…"
Kyle: "That's bound to surprise a few people."
Kiva: "Yeah. Maybe."
DMUDZ: "Can't speak on that. Who's next here… Sonic. If you do attack on titan and kill la kill and crystal gem LapisxKyle, RyukoxKyle, SatsukixKyle, MisakaxKyle and GarnetxKyle. Hmm, I think he's suggesting all the possible pairings he would want for when those points come in those stories or something."
Jasmine: "That's what it sounds like." She nodded.
DMUDZ: "I won't do harems, as I said before. Those would be good suggestions as far as Kill La Kill and Steven Universe, though."
Kayla: "OK…"
Kyle: "Eh, okay."
DMUDZ: "Now to move to MakaveliX T. He has some Kyle and Ali questions. Can we expect a kid from you guys at any point? It'd be kinda cool to see a kid that's not JJ running around and think Kyle as a teen hero and dad would be cool."
Allen: "A kid? Now?"
Kayla: "That would be something, but we don't have plans for that right now. I mean, we've done it, but…"
Allen: "I'm sure Kayla here doesn't want to be the one delivering." She nodded. Kyle laughed, and Jasmine chuckled. Kiva almost burst out laughing, and Glenn just smirked.
Kayla: "WHAT?!" Everyone stopped and began whistling. She regained her composure.
Kayla: "It would certainly be something if I was a Dad, though. I feel like I would be a pretty good Dad, I've learned quite a bit about protection, and being an inspiration to others."
Allen: "Good. I could see myself being a good mother as well, but we're certainly not ready right now."
DMUDZ: "Genderbended, remember, readers? Okay. Now… Do you guys plan to marry at any point in the future?"
Kayla: "It's crossed both our minds. A lot."
Allen: "Agreed. It most certainly has. I think it probably will happen."
Kiva: "If you're both lucky!"
Bella: "I may have seen it happen in a future…"
DMUDZ: "Really?"
Bella: "Uh huh."
DMUDZ: "Now for his last KyAli question… Assuming Ester falls for Kyle and not Ben in Omniverse, how do you two plan on handling that?"
Allen: "Well, I can tell you nobody is getting Kayla here but me!"
Kayla: "Good to know. I don't want to be with anyone else." They ended up hugging.
Kiva: "And they're inseparable, as usual."
Glenn: "Which is a good thing."
DMUDZ: "He also has a question for Ben. Now that you have a watch, have you ever wanted to actually spar with Kyle all out, just to see who is stronger? No holding back."
Jasmine: "Oh… Yeah. BRING IT ON!"
Kayla: "Good luck trying to win, JAZZ!"
Jasmine: "We can fight now!"
DMUDZ: "For the love of shit… NOT NOW!" I stepped up.
DMUDZ: "Do that on your own time! PLEASE!"
Jasmine: "Okay."
Kayla: "Sorry."
DMUDZ: "Cool. Okay, last question for Kyle, who is Kayla. Did you have any dreams or goals for your life before getting your powers? Say, a dream career or something?"
Kayla: "Odd question. I was going to go into medical coding, oddly enough. I know it seems odd, but I always wanted to help people somehow in life. That kind of helps out, but I knew I couldn't be a doctor."
DMUDZ: "Interesting… Let's see, what else is there on our list… Angryboy13's question, to Kayla (Kyle). Hey Kyle, if you know everything that's about to happen then why does EVERYTHING go as canon!?"
Kayla: "What? And ruin everything for everyone?" Everyone besides Kyle looked at her funny.
Kiva: "You know, a lot of that information would be vital."
Kayla: "Hey, we have a lot of filler coming up, plus, we do a lot of stuff offscreen anyway. It isn't like we're just tied to one set-up all the time!"
DMUDZ: "And now that Bella's here, and that Kyle has to learn even more stuff about his hidden powers, you can imagine that there will at least also be more subplots. The other episodes are going to be addressed, of course. That's the obligation I made from 'The Night I Became Ben 10' episode 1!"
Kayla: "Oh yeah. I know that."
DMUDZ: "From Omnimania00 is… Since we can request aliens can you consider the ultimate parody: Upchuck Norris.
Abilities-
Check the wiki it's EPIC!
Weaknesses-
Pfft whats that?
Trivia-
Upchuck Norris does not have evolutions because the universe can not handle their awesomeness." Everyone looked weirded out.
Jasmine: "Upchuck Norris?"
DMUDZ: "I love it, but I don't see this form happening. Huh… I still have to settle on Kyle's new aliens for Season 3 of Alien Force… I have 10 new aliens for Kyle. Smackdown, Flareclaw, Raidraptor, Demantoid, Big Baller, Augmenter, Micronaut, Overflow (not the reboot Overflow), Tentaclon, and Dragonfly." Bella looked around, and began whistling.
Kayla: "Smackdown?"
Kyle: "Sounds amazing!" Anubis barked.
Kiva: "I'm gonna need to see this."
DMUDZ: "We still have one more question to look at. To Muddy
I know this isn't really important but how could Kyle use the Omnitrix because the only reason ben could use it was because he had similar DNA to Max and as far as I know he and Kyle they aren't related by blood. Was it plot convenience?"
Bella; "That would be my doing. I reprogrammed Kyle's Omnitrix to have his DNA as an acceptable substitute back in the first episode, away from prying eyes. I knew Kyle would try to get it to Ben in the first place, so I stuck him with it, so he could learn everything he had to." Both Kayla and Jasmine were disappointed with hearing that.
Jasmine: "That… was your… idea?"
Bella: "Yeah. It still worked out in the end for everyone. Especially when Albedo showed up, making it so that Ben got his watch."
Jasmine: "Which I now know how to use!"
Bella: "True. But now you and Kyle can fight together."
Kayla: "True. You can fight with your girl, too."
Kyle: "Guy at the moment."
DMUDZ: "Speaking of that… that was our last question. Everyone can go back to normal now." I snapped my fingers, and everyone became their normal genders again.
Kyle (who had been Kayla): "Finally!" Anubis looked amazed.
Kayla (who had been Kyle): "Look. I'm me again!"
Kevin: "Finally, I'm me!"
Gwen: "You know, being a dude is okay."
Ali: "I have to agree." She looked at Kyle. Kyle looked happy to see Ali as a girl again.
Ben: "Oh man, yes!" He smirked.
DMUDZ: "Good to be back to your normal states?"
Kayla: "Uh huh!" She began petting Anubis. Ben walked up to them both.
DMUDZ: "Okay, looks like that's that."
Kyle: "Really?"
Bella: "Uh huh. Okay, people! Get prepared to see more chapters in the future!"
DMUDZ: "Most definitely. The next one will be RWBY, then Steven Universe, then I'll approach the Vengance of Vilgax chapters for Alien Force! See you all later!"
To be continued. Continue to supply me with questions, which will be answered, regardless of time taken.
