Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon

by Mom Blocked Account

Jenny Wakemen, Killer Keemstar, Tigre Uno, Frieza, Ben Tennyson, Sam Manson, Tobias, Johnny Bravo, Man-Bat, Montana Max, Samurai Jack, Tank Evans, Phillip DeFranco, Whis, Siri, Lola Bunny, the dopehead Katz, Leafy, and Richard Spencer compete for four million in the Amazon

3. An Injury, An Addict, And Keemstar

The Amazon Jungle Friday, April 21st 2017

Previously on Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon!
~An angry Keemstar is shown berating his tribe for their lackluster challenge~

The Savage Tribe saw the makings of a split early on in the game.
~Manny Riveria is singing, everyone on the Paradigm Tribe is happy~

It was quite the opposite on the Paradigm Tribe as spirits and voices were high.
~We relive Ben Tennyson catching his fish. Keemstar supplies seafood. Sam Manson wakes up~

But, a renewed interest began to emerge on the Savage Tribe as the game seemed to click for certain members.
~Footage of Leafy and bothering Lola airs. Siri spilling crab in Lola's hair is shown. Spencer being the Confederate Icon airs. Manny Riveria breathing airs~

A myriad of personalities began to clash over at the Paradigm Tribe. Being stuck on an island without any sort of escape with strong willed individuals began to take its toll
~We see the challenge. The show downs between Tennyson/DeFranco and Whis/O'Donnell are highlighted. It is followed immediately by Manny Riveria refusing to take off his mask thus costing his team immunity~

The loudest mouth of the group refused to open to save his own tribe mates from tribal council.
~Chris's pun is not appreciated as we see several images of the cast members rolling their eyes from stocked island footage. We travel back to campsite where the wheeling and dealing begins. Manny Riveria's name is uttered unanimously~

It appeared clear who should go home. Manny Riveria was the number one target – a decision that made sense to everyone
~Bravo and Lola are off in the jungle, talking. Leafy is getting comfortable outside his hut. Samurai Jack and DeFranco watch Max~

But, in typical SURVIVOR fashion, the decision was far from easy. Bradly Max began to emerge as the leading candidate for elimination. His potential ties to the Savage Tribe appeared to be of utmost concern
~Bravo mentions Max to Lola. Lola complains about it in front of a very naked and unafraid Leafy. This gets back to Spencer who feels a breach in loyalty~

Richard Spencer approached members of the tribe voicing his concerns about Bravo. The shift in voting bothered several of the members
~We see all tribemates at tribal council answering questions from Chris. Bravo appears confident. Manny Riveria is totally unaware. Montana Max looks like a man ready to bounce. The votes are read and Bravo is stunned~

In the end, loyalty proved to be the deciding factor. Members of the Paradigm Tribe came to the conclusion that they couldn't trust Bravo and he was sent home holding his Hidden Immunity Idol
~Bravo takes the unexpected, lonely walk of shame. He is angry, dejected and filled with revenge. The rest of the Paradigm Tribe stands and heads back to camp. Max looks relieved while Lola appears upset~

One week after our first blindside, how will the Paradigm Tribe react? Is this the start of an immunity run for the Savage Tribe? And, will Langstrom get a tan? We're about to find out as Survivor starts…NOW!
~We cut to the Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon music and intro~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 6 – POST TRIBAL COUNCIL

~We cut to the Paradigm Tribe camp. It's late at night so we've got that creepy night vision going on. Everyone's eyes look super weird. Well, aside from Manny Riveria's. Leafy is leaning near his freaky hut, rubbing his nonexistent chin~
Leafy: Hmm, the math doesn't seem to add up
Lola Bunny: What do you mean?
Leafy: The math…the votes, something doesn't add up…
Lola Bunny: Of course it does…four for Bravo, one vote remaining…Montana only had two. He couldn't be caught so there was no sense in reading the last vote.
Leafy: Hmm, alright. Would you care to join me in my hut?
Lola Bunny: NO
Leafy: Well, now that Bravo is gone…Manny Riveria is over there if you need a shoulder OR lap to rest your head in.
Lola Bunny: That will not be happening
Manny Riveria: Still here, baby! Woo!
~We cut to Richard Spencer who's off in the woods, alone~
Richard Spencer: Tonight's vote was brutal. But shit had to be done. Fucking guy was running around talking to everyone...maybe we will meet up again...in my White Ethnostate...
~Spencer looks down, obviously bothered that he had to betray his friend, Bravo. But he shrugs and walks away…that's the game of Survivor~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 7

~Keemstar is stretching in the early morning. Prince Ali walks by, scratching his dirty hair. The early morning appears to have taken a rougher toll on Aladdin than Keemstar~
Aladdin: Ugh
Keemstar : Well, go back to sleep. I need to be well rested if I'm going to take out Samurai Jack.
Aladdin: I can't…Abu woke up early and he gets mad if I sleep without him. He ran off into the jungle somewhere without me…but, I guess THAT'S okay
~Abu sprints out of the jungle. He screams and leaps onto Prince Ali' shoulder. He whispers into Prince Ali's ear. Prince Ali's eyes widen~
Aladdin: What's that? They voted Bravo out? Holy Moses Malone!
~Keemstar perks up. Prince Ali with the news~
Keemstar : Damn shame to see Bravo go so early. That Paradigm tribe has some serious issues.
~Keemstar returns to camp and informs every one of the shocking news. Jenny shakes her head and stares at the ground~
Jenny Wakemen: I need a drink…s'all I'm gonna say.
Keemstar: No doubt Phillip DaF*ckboi or of course Samurai Jack was behind this. He's heading a group over there and they are going to start picking people off one by one. He probably thinks he's marvelous or something.
Tobias: How did we even hear about this?
Aladdin: It was delivered to me by…AHHH!
~Prince Ali spots Langstrom feeding on a monkey that looks exactly like Abu. Langstrom looks up and smiles with primate blood all over his mouth and fangs. Abu SCREAMS and lands on Prince Ali's shoulder. Prince Ali is relieved~
Prince Ali: I didn't know you had other relatives, Abu? Oh, yea, I guess that makes sense that you would have parents. I'm sorry for your loss. Oh, cool, you inherited a bunch of bananas so it's okay? I like your attitude!
~The rest of the tribe pauses. Evaluates…decides it isn't worth it and moves on aside from Jenny who has a witty comment~
Jenny Wakemen: Nothing like a man and his monkey
~She scavenges some meat from a piece of fish while speaking her mind about the more important issue~
Jenny Wakemen: We should probably worry less about what's going on over there and more about what we're doing over here. We have to stay strong and win challenges, otherwise there won't be any of us left for them to pick off.
~Sam tosses what's left of her fish into the fire. It's like she was raised in a barn, ya know? She stretches, her booty shorts are almost rendered useless. She yawns and speaks~
Sam Manson: Can we do something fun today? I'm tired of just sitting around. How about we see some sights?
~Abu whistles at Sam's ass~
Sam Manson: Am I crazy or was Abu making a bunch of noises all night? If so, it kept waking me up.
Prince Ali: Maybe…I know he said he had a date in the trees last night. He said it went really well.
Sam Manson: Eww, gross.
~A tremendous force comes barreling through the jungle. A very energized and enthused Katz leaps from the foliage. He rubs his nose a bit, staring at Sam~
Katz: See the sights? Yea, I can see the sights. Let's go see the sights. Who wants to see the sights? I want to see the sights. The sights we will see. Yes, let's go! We might find some MOUNTAINS!
Keemstar : Mountains, huh? Alright.
~Keemstar, Katz and Sam head off to explore. Right as they walk away, Frieza emerges with a bunch of fruit. He dumps the gathering near the fire. Frieza has a sweet tooth…a previously unknown fact. He grabs a mango and bites into it/ Frieza has already shown himself to be smarter than Manny Riveria. He spots the dead monkey~
Frieza: How big of a family does Abu have?
~Abu does the 'wide' gesture with his hands~
Frieza: I'm wondering if we shouldn't do a eulogy or something for all these dead members of the Abu family.
~Frieza pulls out a mini Bible from his pocket~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 7

~Montana Max is carefully constructing a pile of IGNEOUS rocks. We think, anyway. We, the narrator, didn't really give a shit during Geology. Anyway, he's got the rocks all set up with a pair of sticks, he starts to drum. People around the tribe begin to wake up. DeFranco gives Max a 'wtf' look. Max shrugs and stops beating on the rocks~
Montana Max: Sounded like I wasn't making enough noise around camp. So, I decided to get louder.
~Spencer stands up and heads over. He grabs one of Max's sticks and throws it into the jungle. It quietly flies through some trees and leaves, disappearing forever. The entire act is far more quiet and calm than he most likely imagined. It leaves everyone feeling somewhat awkward~
Richard Spencer: Fuck! Can't you see we're trying to get some sleep? Damnit!
~Spencer turns around, noticing everyone is awake, aside from Leafy who is concealed inside his hut~
Richard Spencer: Alright, before we go any further...who the FUCK wrote my name down?
~Manny Riveria's mask is looking at Spencer. Richard's eyes narrow~
Richard Spencer: It was YOU, wasn't it?
Manny Riveria: No, I voted off Samurai Jack. But I'm confused, why is he still here?
~Lola rolls her eyes~
Lola Bunny: You voted FOR Samurai Jack…you didn't vote him off. Wow. It takes more than one vote to send someone home.
Manny Riveria: A vote from Manny Riveria should count for at least three!
~Samurai Jack stands up and looks at Manny Riveria~
Samurai Jack: Did you really just admit you voted for me?
Manny Riveria: Yes
Samurai Jack: Biggest mistake of your life. Aside from wearing that mask, of course.
~Manny Riveria has no argument. Spencer shakes his head at the young, mask covered lucha star~
Richard Spencer: Wasted vote, son. You have no idea what's going on around here, just like Max and his drums. Why don't you sit next to him…both your days are numbered.
~Manny Riveria sits next to Max and tries to take his remaining drum stick away. Max fights him off. Manny Riveria returns to his feet~
Manny Riveria: Nah, that's no fun. I'll just do whatever you guys tell me.
~Leafy emerges from his hut holding three nuts. The tail end of a grub worm squirms between his lips. He sucks it in and swallows~
Leafy: Okay. I had five nuts in my hut before we left. Now I only have four, see?
~Leafy impressively juggles the four nuts. He stops~
Leafy: So, who's been playing with my nuts?
Manny Riveria: That was me, I took your nut. Took it right into my mouth.
Lola Bunny: That's disgusting
Richard Spencer: This is going nowhere…who wants to go on a hunt?
Manny Riveria: Me, oohhh! Pick Me!
Richard Spencer: Sure
~Spencer drops Manny Riveria with the his beer bottle. Manny Riveria is out, sleeping like a masked baby. Bunny smiles~
Lola Bunny: Thanks, Richard. I wouldn't mind accompanying you into the woods.
Richard Spencer: Well then, let's go, beautiful.
~Richard winks at Lola and gives her a pat on the lower back as she smiles and heads into the woods with the Confederate Icon as he places his arm around her. DeFranco rubs his stomach~
DeFranco: Any shark left?
Siri the Leopard: Probably, you guys brought back 400lbs.
DeFranco: True and it's not like we're living with Bifford.
~Phillip reaches into the Shark carcass and yanks a chunk of beef out. He smells it and looks at Whis, who drops some more firewood~
DeFranco: Does this look bad to you?
Whis: Perfectly fine to me.
~Phillip rips off a mouthful and shrugs as if to say, "I'll live." Max stands up, after discovering another stick~
Montana Max: Well, if they are going to go hunt. I may as well fish.
~Max heads toward the river with the rest of the tribe staring at the obviously rotting Shark carcass and DeFranco diving in for seconds. We hope he's going to be okay. We watch a snake slither across some tree limbs. This must take a few hours because we cut back to camp several hours later. Whis sits reflectively on the riverbank. He shakes his head and pops to his feet.
Whis: Perhaps our pride superseded our willingness to win, or maybe our opponents were just willing to pull out more stops than we were. But one thing needs to be made perfectly clear, Paradigm brothers and sisters- the Perfect One will not tolerate losing any challenge to an ignoramus like Keemstar
~He spots Spencer and Lola Bunny sharing an intimate conversation in the jungle. He spots a machete and flings it at a tree. He narrowly misses a bloody collision with the head of Max, who is kneeled, cleaning a tiny fish he caught. Max look at Whis like "what the hell?"~
Whis: Sorry, I thought Manny Riveria was standing over there.
~Whis takes a seat next to the fire. Bunny and Spencer emerge from the jungle laughing and smiling. They head their separate ways. Phillip stands up and approaches Bunny~
Phillip DeFranco: Miss Bunny…is there anything I can get you?
Lola Bunny: I could answer that in many ways…
Phillip DeFranco: Well then…
~Some obvious flirtation takes place. Phillip promises to keep the shark cage handy in case Bunny receives her fill of Leafy and/or Manny Riveria~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 8

~Several members of the tribe are gathered around. Tobias, Langstrom, Prince Ali, Abu, Jenny, and Tennyson. Frieza stands in front, giving a eulogy to a hole with several dead monkey carcasses. Abu is asleep atop Prince Ali's shoulders. Frieza is looking over the final body to be dumped into the pit~
Frieza: We are here to show respect for this dead monkey, who bravely gave his... his? *looks closer* Yep, definitely his... life in service to the great Savage Tribe. He surely had a full life, leaping through the trees, eating bananas, throwing shit at tourists. I don't know if he had a family or not, but if he did, they lived because of him, so, yeah, we remember you, monkey, thanks for giving your blood to Langstrom.
~Langstrom nods and flashes his teeth. They are still stained red from the blood of Abu ancestors. Frieza is about to finish up when a thought runs across his masked mind~
Frieza: Wait... do we need to start beheading these carcasses or leaving crosses on them or something? Are we about to have a Vampire Monkey Army attacking us? Actually, that could be pretty cool, but I need some time to prepare...
~Frieza shrugs and Tobias kicks the final monkey carcass into the pit. Tennyson sighs with relief~
Ben Tennyson: Okay, so do we eat them now or what?
Frieza: That wasn't my intention
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: Dine if you dare my friend, muwahaha
Ben Tennyson: I'll take that as the weirdest 'no' I've ever received. Can't believe I wasted my time standing here through a million eulogies. I thought we were going to get fed!
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: You all have unveiled my secret plan. An army of vampire monkeys sent to decimate the Paradigm Tribe. It's wonderful, isn't it?
~Apparently it isn't. Everyone turns and walks away, leaving Langstrom behind. He kneels next to the burial~
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: Soon, my children. Soon.
~Langstrom stands and heads back to the central hub of their tribe. Prince AliPrince AliPrince Ali thanks Moribdus for murdering Chess…the overbearing older brother of Abu. We zoom in on the burial ground…the sand atop the dead monkeys. It shakes, ever so slightly~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 8

~We cut to the top of a tree. Siri the Leopard is seated, crossed legged. She hums a song…we'll say it's "Wrecking Ball" because, why not? She unearths some leftover worms from the challenge. One by one she starts to eat them as though they were gummy worms. A bird flies in out of nowhere, snatching the remaining worms from her hand. She leaps out of the tree to yell at it…for some reason. She pauses and considers the notion she might be losing her mind~
Richard Spencer: Alright!
~The Alt-Right Icon's voice booms through the jungle. He dumps a ruined warthog down near the fire. He wipes a mixture of blood and hair from his bare shoulder. Lola rubs his chest. He smiles~
Richard Spencer: There we go…some fresh food. Where the hell is Manny Riveria? Maybe he can help get rid of this nasty ass shark. It's starting to smell like Francesca Ramsay.
~A few people laugh at Spencer referencing the MTV Decoded host. Leafy is one of them. He laughs while slowly entering the group around the fire. They stop and look at him, strangely~
Leafy: Ah, good one. So, hey, listen up. The hut has been expanded to fit FIVE people…got some dried leaves and coconuts…if anybody wants to smoke. Clothing, as always, is optional.
~This sort of kills the mood. Leafy walks back into his hut, removing his shorts before he disappears inside. Whis stokes the fire which is hot and healthy. A look of approval covers his face. The tribe seems to be coming together…in its own, unique way~
Angel Whis: Today, we feast. Tomorrow, we slaughter the Savage Tribe and take back what us rightfully ours.
~The rest of the tribe nods in agreement. Whis shoves the shark carcass aside to make room for the newly acquired warthog. Siri the Leopard walks up with a bucket full of fresh river water. She takes a sip. Samurai Jack frowns~
Samurai Jack: We could, ya know, boil that for you…
~Siri doesn't seem to mind, she enjoys a hearty gulp before dropping the bucket next to the fire~
Siri the Leopard: Is there anything else I can gather? I haven't gotten much sleep and need to stay busy
Richard Spencer: Siri the Leopard, you are probably the hardest worker I've had the privilege to lay my hat next too.
~Spencer knows immediately after he said that it came out wrong. He smiles working his way out of his stupid comment.~
Richard Spencer: I mean, our huts are next to one another. Let's feast tonight and get our rest so we can sit back, enjoy ourselves and watch as the Savage tribe sends one of theirs home this week!
~Manny Riveria leaps into view~
Manny Riveria: Let's eat some pig, mother fuckers! Unless you're Jewish, of course!

Richard Spencer: Those Jews are the ones who own the banks.
~Nobody is sure why Manny Riveria yelled that and jumped in like a maniac. But, he's Manny Riveria~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 9 PRE-IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~Keemstar has the troops rallied as they prepare to win two in a row~
Keemstar : Alright everybody…time for another challenge. We can really gain the upper hand with a win today. I want to seem those fools vote off Samurai Jack
Frieza: Yea…I'm a little concerned. It's been quiet around here.
Prince Ali: Yea, a little TOO quiet
Frieza: Thank you, Aladdin.
Keemstar: Simply the calm before the storm. I have no doubt we'll be more than ready.
~Tennyson is rubbing his disheveled face~
Ben Tennyson: So, how does this facial hair look, huh? Huh?
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: I am not impressed with your unkempt facial hair, Ben. But, I do have to ask…is that hair real? I'm seeing a lot of bald patches.
Ben Tennyson: Can vampires even grow facial hair?
~Langstrom summons some type of energy. A goatee instantly emerges. Prince Ali and Abu give him a standing ovation~
Ben Tennyson: Never mind
Keemstar: Alright Savage Tribe…let's do this!
~With Keemstar leading the way the Savage Tribe heads to the Immunity Challenge~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 9 PRE-IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~The camp has been unusually quiet these past three days. Was Bravo the problem? Or did losing provide a bit of focus? Lola Bunny emerges from an area where she had been hanging with Richard Spencer. She's smiling. Most of the group is standing around, talking.
Lola Bunny: I hope everyone is ready for the challenge today…I don't want to vote anyone out today.
Manny Riveria: Well if YOU don't want to vote anyone out, then I guess we have to win, right?
~Manny Riveria's sarcasm is not appreciated. Spencer steps in~
Richard Spencer: Lay off the pretty lady you masked psycho. Lola, stick next to me, I'll protect you with my southern arms.
~Lola smiles at the Alt-Right Icon. Manny Riveria throws his arms up~
Manny Riveria: You stupid Bi…err, woman, trying to tell us what to do.
Lola Bunny: Don't stop, go ahead…say it…call me what you want.
Manny Riveria: Everyone out here hates you. They won't say it, but they do…if we lose, we'll all vote for you.
Lola Bunny: Well, if that's the case I might as well throw the damn challenge and you can get rid of me. Is that what you all want?
~The rest of the tribe looks around like "how the fuck did this happen?" "That escalated quickly." Lola storms off, furious~
Manny Riveria: COME ON Lola, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER. STOP BEING A BITCH AND I'LL APOLOGIZE. WE NEED TO WIN THIS WEEK! COME ON! I'M NOT JOKING! FUCK YOU! FUCK IT! I BETTER NOT GET VOTED OFF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Phillip DeFranco: Manny Riveria, shut the hell up. We have a challenge to win and everyone has to work together.
~A giant HORN sounds, for some reason. It grabs their attention. Manny Riveria runs around like a lunatic…he rushes up to Phillip~
Manny Riveria: I don't want to go home this week, we need Lola even if she is a B-i-t-c-h. We need to unite the team. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
~Nobody responds to the masked man. Instead, they all head in the direction they usually do for the challenges. Richard walks over to Lola and gives her a hug. She calms down and walks alongside Spencer as they catch up with the tribe~

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~Both tribes emerge from the jungle, ready for the challenge. Keemstar has the immunity idol in his hands. Chris McLean is standing on a platform, arms folded, looking very reasonable. Once both tribes have reached their mat, Chris speaks~
Chris McLean: Savage Tribe, I'll be taking that immunity idol back.
~Keemstar reluctantly hands it over. Chris has to almost wrestle it from him. Chris places it atop a platform and gets ready to issue the challenge rules. Suddenly the FACELESS men appear and drag Chris away. He is dragged into the jungle, disappearing forever. In his place steps a much older, much uglier, much lamer man~
New Guy: Sorry about that…didn't mean to frighten you all. But that was an IMPOSTER. He was Chris McLean…and he had me abducted days before the show. I am the REAL host Chris McLame. And I am the hippest, coolest guy you know. Just check out my clothes, aren't they FLEX?

~The guy is dressed like a middle aged man who wants to be young. He's got an AFFLICTION shirt over his skinny, fat body. He's got tight jeans and a designer belt. His hair is ridiculous…almost a rip off of the southern hair style you see college kids wear. He looks like a creep. He smiles and winks at Jenny~
Chris McLame: Yep, that's right…the real Chris is here and that means it's time to get flex!
Phillip DeFranco: What the hell is flex?
Chris McLame: I know you're kind of an old man there, Phillip and aren't up to the hip lingo. But flex means cool. If you need any more tips, just ask ole Chris.
Phillip DeFranco: I'm fine, thanks.
Chris McLame: Alright my Survivor fam. It's time to get crunk. That means we're gonna have a challenge. Jenny, good to see ya girl. You're looking fly
~Jenny rolls her eyes~
Chris McLean: Girl don't be throwin shade my way. C'mon now, it's all flex. Anyway…so one member of your tribe is going to head into the jungle and hide in a tree. The rest of the tribe is going to construct a stretcher. Once the stretcher is built you are going to carry that stretcher into the jungle, locate that tribe member…rescue them from the tree and carry them back out here, dropping them off in the first aid tent with your tribe's logo on it. Everybody got good vibes? Alright, let's hit it
~The tribes go over who to select. Jenny Wakemen and Manny Riveria emerge. A few Cartoon Crossover Survivor employees lead them into the jungle. The remained of their tribes hang back as the utensils and pieces necessary to build a suitable stretcher are delivered~
Chris McLean: Survivors ready? GO!
~Both tribes hurry to build a stretcher. Katz feels the sun beating down. He's starting to sweat. It appears a hangover of sorts is kicking in. He looks around and reaches into his pants. Chris is too busy staring at Sam's ass. Katz removes a vile, drops some white power onto the edge of his hand and he snorts it back. His eyes widen a smile runs across his face~
Keemstar: Katz? What the hell…c'mon!
Katz: You got it!
~Katz barrels in, knocking people over. He crashes through what they'd already built. Keemstar shoves him back~
Keemstar: What the fuck? Calm down! Just hand me some tools
~The Savage Tribe is forced to start over. Meanwhile, the Paradigm Tribe seems to be moving along smoothly. Spencer and Lola are working side by side. Samurai Jack and Leafy try not to get in the way. DeFranco and Whis take the initiative, placing most of the pieces together. the Leopard finds a crab and eats it. Max plays some stone drums for moral support~
Leafy: You know, I'm THIS close to finishing a Jacuzzi.
Samurai Jack: Really? Well then why the fuck aren't you helping them build?
Leafy: I'm terrible at stretchers.
Samurai Jack: Right
~Whis stands up, wiping the sweat from his brow. He looks at Max~
Angel Whis: Excuse me, Keith Moon. Could you lay off the drums and come over here?
~Max may or may not get the reference. But he does quit drumming. Whis instructs him to lay atop the stretcher, testing it for strength. We zoom back to the Savage Tribe Keemstar is keeping a close watch on their competition~
Keemstar: Damnit…they're almost done. Come everyone, move your asses! Let's go!
~Frieza and Tennyson apply a couple final screws and stand~
Frieza: I think that should do it
Keemstar: Finally. Okay, we need someone to test it out.
~Abu leaps into the stretcher and spreads out. He looks very comfortable. A few members laugh. Keemstar becomes irate. The Paradigm Tribe takes off running into the jungle with their stretcher~
Keemstar: Enough with the monkey business, this is serious! Sam, get in there!
~More laughter follows after his inadvertent pun. Abu can barely contain his laughter as he stumbles out of the stretcher and into Prince Ali's arms. Sam lies down. They lift the stretcher up. It seems a bit wobbly~
Frieza: It might need a few more screws…
~CRASH! They turn and see that a very fucked up Katz has tossed their tools into the river for some reason~
Keemstar: What the fuck?!
Katz: I wanted to see a splash!
~The Paradigm Tribe has vanished inside the jungle. Keemstar realizes they can't waste any more time~
Keemstar: Fuck it, this will have to do. Let's go!
~The Savage Tribe hoists their stretcher and run into the jungle. Katz sprints WAY ahead, leading the way. Everyone else remains bunched together with Tennyson, Frieza, and Langstrom doing most of the heavy lifting. They enter into the jungle. We cut to the Paradigm Tribe who has yet to locate Manny Riveria~
Samurai Jack: Where the fuck is he?
Phillip DeFranco: He better not screw us again
Lola Bunny: It's kind of scary in here
Richard Spencer: Stick with me, sweetie. You'll be alright.
Montana Max: You guys hear that?
~Everyone quiets down. A voice coming from high up is heard cursing at various animals. Whis looks at DeFranco who looks at Samurai Jack who looks at Max who looks at the Leopard who looks at Leafy who looks at Bunny who looks at Spencer~
Richard Spencer: Yep, that's the masked fucker alright
~They head in the direction of the angry voice. They reach a tree and look up. Manny Riveria is yelling at a ugly bird. Everyone stars at the bird for a moment~
Angel Whis: Ah that's Nigel. That bird is from Rio.
DeFranco: How do you know that?
Manny Riveria: GUYS! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!
Phillip DeFranco: Manny Riveria! RELAX! WE'RE SENDING SOMEONE UP THERE
Siri the Leopard: I can do it. I climb trees all the time.
~The decisions is immediately made to send the Leopard up. Manny Riveria yells back down~
Manny Riveria: WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? FUCK. YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!
Phillip DeFranco: NO! Manny Riveria, RELAX! Siri IS ON HER WAY!
Manny Riveria: HERE I COME!
~The body of Manny Riveria leaps out of the tree performing a SHOOTING STAR PRESS. He rotates several times around…it's a long fall. He is about to land on the stretcher. Whis calmly looks at Spencer~
Angel Whis: A perfectly put together stretcher can withstand many things…but not that.
Richard Spencer: No shit
~They move the stretcher out of the way. Manny Riveria lands face first into the ground with a loud THUD. The entire Paradigm Tribe watches, waiting for something - anything. We cut to the Savage Tribe~
Keemstar: Where the hell is Katz?
Ben Tennyson: Running, getting some cardio in
~Keemstar is covered in sweat, as are the rest of his tribemates given the Amazonian humidity. They look into the trees. One of them spots a BRIGHT white ball. Ali points~
Aladdin: There she is! I'd recognize that hair anywhere!
Keemstar: Great…now somebody needs…
~Abu SHRIEKS and jumps onto the tree. He begins climbing~
Keemstar: No! A human! Quit monkeying around!
~Everyone laughs…Keemstar ignores it. Tobias steps up~
Tobias: I've got this
Keemstar: Okay…and, because our tribe is completely fucked up…we need someone to go and find The Cokehead
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: I am an excellent tracker. Once, back in Romania I hunted down…
Keemstar: Insignificant details…find him, go!
~Langstrom goes looking for Katz while Tobias climbs the tree. His athleticism is impressive. We cut back to the Paradigm Tribe. They have placed Manny Riveria's lifeless body on top of the stretcher. Whis grabs his neck~
Angel Whis: He's still breathing
Samurai Jack: Well that's a thing, I guess
Richard Spencer: Shit is working out great…we won't have to hear his fucking mouth on the way back.
Lola Bunny: Umm…shouldn't we, you know, head back?
Siri the Leopard: Lola's right…we need to get back before the other tribe!
~The Paradigm Tribe lift the stretcher. It's a perfect stretcher, obviously. They hustle back. As they do, they run past the Savage Tribe. Keemstar and Tennyson spot them. Frieza's face turns in that direction as well~
Frieza: There they go
Keemstar: Tobias! HURRY THE FUCK UP!
~Tobias is carefully aiding Jenny to the ground. He spots Manny Riveria being carried away~
Tobias: How did he get down so fast. He must have jumped…
Jenny Wakemen: Oh no...we are not doing that.
Tobias: Relax, I can do this.
~Tobias jumps from the tree. We hear a WILHELM SCREAM as he plummets to the ground. He lands roughly. Jenny is fine as Tobias positioned his body to absorb most of the fall. He grabs his ankle and winces in pain~
Keemstar: Damnit Tobias, get up!
~Tennyson and Frieza place Jenny on the stretcher~
Keemstar O'Donnell: Shit…we need Langstrom and Katz…where the hell are they?
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: Right here
~Keemstar jumps and turns around. Langstrom stands behind him with Katz over his shoulder, unconscious~
Ben Tennyson: Whoa. You didn't…you know…
~Tennyson mimes biting someone's neck~
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: Of course not. I fed earlier today. Besides, I wouldn't want to contaminate my system with whatever is in his blood stream.
Keemstar: Fine, you carry him.
~Tobias tries to stand but falls back to the ground. Keemstar grows increasingly irritated~
Keemstar: What did Chris say? Can we leave him?
Ben Tennyson: Nope, we all have to return.
Keemstar : What about the stretcher? Will he fit?
~Prince Ali and Frieza look at how the stretcher is handling Jenny's weight~
Frieza: Doubtful.
~Keemstar looks at Tennyson~
Ben Tennyson: Fine.
~We cut to an exterior shot of the jungle. Chris is singing "Uptown Funk". He's dancing and acting like he's 21 or something. Suddenly the PARADIGM TRIBE emerges. They sprint toward their tent. Chris perks up. The Paradigm Tribe reaches their tent and they drop Manny Riveria off. Chris raises his arms~
Chris McLean: Paradigm Tribe WINS Immunity!
~The Paradigm Tribe celebrates…aside from Manny Riveria. Chris hands over the Daniel Coyote Immunity Idol~
Phillip DeFranco: Can we head back to camp or do we have to wait?
Chris McLame: You guys are free to leave. And, if I must say…that performance was LIT
Samurai Jack: Riiiiight
~Spencer points at the stretcher with an unconscious Manny Riveria atop it~
Richard Spencer: Can we just take this back with us?
Chris McLame: Hey bro, it's all Gucci.
Richard Spencer: Let's get the fuck out of here
~The Paradigm rushes away with the stretcher…they've had their fill of Chris. The SAVAGE Tribe finally emerges. Frieza, Keemstar and Prince Ali and struggling to keep the stretcher from falling apart. Jenny looks around nervously. Tobias has his arm around Tennyson who is helping him limp back. Langstrom calmly follows behind with Katz over his shoulder. The rest of the tribe is in tow. Keemstar's eyes perk up~
Keemstar : I don't see anyone…c'mon, guys! We're in the lead!
~The entire tribe picks up their pace. They sprint like their lives depend on it. They reach the tent and drop the stretcher. It breaks apart with Jenny taking a painful fall. Keemstar throws his arm up as the rest of the tribe celebrates. Everyone but Abu…he seems concerned~
Chris McLame: Great finish, Savage Tribe! I love the spirit. Even with the Paradigm Tribe already having won immunity and halfway back to their camp you guys still gave it your all. Now that's LIT
Keemstar: Why didn't you tell us you stupid, creepy mother fucker!
~Keemstar tries to attack Chris but Tennyson and Frieza hold him back. Chris, at first, looks frozen with fear. Once he realizes Keemstar won't get to him, he gets confident~
Chris McLame: Whoa bro…WHOA. That is so not Flex. Anyway…yea, I've got nothing for you guys. Don't be salty, bruhs. It's all good. You're still my BAEs. Better skurt on outta here though…we've got tribal council in a few hours.
~The Savage Tribe only picked up about half of what Chris said. But they understood the most important portion. They slowly exit, angry over their defeat~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 9 – POST CHALLENGE

~The party RAGES over at camp Paradigm. Max has an entire orchestra of instruments set up…comprised of rocks, shells, wood, etc. He begins to play a tune very familiar to but not exactly like FREEBIRD. Manny Riveria sits up~
Manny Riveria: If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
~Max keeps pace with his instruments. Spencer looks at Samurai Jack~
Richard Spencer: Damn, guess I owe you a hundred bucks
Samurai Jack: Told you he wasn't in a fucking coma
Richard Spencer: Yea, I think Lola's wishful thinking persuaded me.
~The entire tribe seems incredibly pleased. Whis steps forward~
Angel Whis: You guys make an old Perfect One proud. Max, keep the music going. Samurai Jack, fire up some booze. Ladies, let's dance. Let us celebrate the night away, friends, Paradigm style. And let's watch a Savage member cease to exist
~Everyone cheers to this. Lola asks an interesting question~
Lola Bunny: Who do you guys hope they vote off?
~Before anyone can respond, Leafy walks up in a pair of DEREK MOBLEY boxers~
Leafy: Jacuzzi is ready. Anybody who wants to join in is more than welcome. As always, clothing…optional.
~The only person who follows Leafy is Manny Riveria. He continues singing the lyrics to Freebird while hopping into the hot, bubbling water. Most of the tribe eyes the Jacuzzi with lust filled eyes. However, Leafy is in there. So that's a major deterrent~
DeFranco: Tobias, to answer your question, Lola.
Richard Spencer: Yea, it'll be somebody like that. They are too big of pussies to make a move.
~We zoom in on Manny Riveria who continues to sing~
Manny Riveria: Lord I can't change,
Won't you fly, high
Freeeeee bird…yeaaaahhh!
~On cue Max barrels right into the epic instrumental that everyone has heard and, if they haven't, SHOULD. As it picks up, the DEREK MOBLEY boxers float to the top of the Jacuzzi. Leafy smiles. Manny Riveria looks at the camera. We cut away~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 9 – PRE TRIBAL COUNCIL

~A dejected Savage Tribe lingers around camp. Katz is awake but covered in layers and layers of clothing. He shakes and sweats. Tobias has his leg propped up, it's swollen pretty severely. Jenny sulks near the fire. Langstrom finishes the last ounce of blood from his most recent catch. Keemstar eyes the four members of the tribe. He can't contain his emotions any longer~
Keemstar: The gloves are coming off! Langstrom, Katz, Tobias and Jenny…what was with that piss poor performance tonight?
Jenny Wakemen: Are we going to fist fight? I was in a tree you retard.
Keemstar: You could have given us a hint…we looked in that jungle forever. You could have climbed down faster…anything. And Tobias…injuring your ankle, unbelievable.
~Keemstar looks at Sam. Sam shrugs~
Sam Manson: I tried to make sure we were in tip top shape. But nobody wanted to listen to me. Now look at us.
Keemstar: Its simple you either want to be here or you don't. If you don't then pack up your shit and leave. We do not need anyone slowing us down.
~Jenny rises from her seat and gets in Keemstar's face~
Jenny Wakemen: I suggest you shut the fuck up.
~A few tense moments pass by. Abu hurries over and taps Jenny on the foot. She looks down and he waves her away. Jenny gives Keemstar one last look...we start to think she might hit him. But she takes the high road and exits with Abu. Keemstar remains quiet. Frieza speaks up~
Frieza: Clearly we've got four choices, two of whom have been on the chopping block before. If we want to survive and not go into the merger as easy pickings for an extremely strong Paradigm tribe, we badly need to get rid of the weak links. I'm still waiting to hear some explanations, as I'm definitely pissed to have wasted some hard work and energy at the challenge...
~Sam sits next to Jenny, Prince Ali and Abu. Abu is recanting his favorite episode of Curious George~
Sam Manson: Hey girl, how are you holding up?
Jenny Wakemen: I'm fine. I just can't stand him. Can we just vote him out, tonight?
~Prince Ali looks at Jenny and then at Sam. He doesn't say anything. Sam mulls the idea over~
Sam Manson: He has been strong in the challenges. That's what's killing us…strength. We need to remove the weak links.
Jenny Wakemen: Whatever. So Tobias or Langstrom, then?
Sam Manson: It's for the best.
~Keemstar is talking with Frieza~
Keemstar O'Donnell: Yea, I'm thinking Tobias. He's injured…he's blown two out of three challenges.
Frieza: Exactly. At this rate none of us will have a shot at the merge.
~Tennyson is fishing with Katz shivering near the water. He pulls out some weird, giant Amazonian fish~
Ben Tennyson: Here you go, pal! Soak up some of that drug residue. Sober you up a bit.
Katz: Th-th-th-thanks. I-I-I-I'm not a bad guy anymore.
~Langstrom crouches near Tobias~
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: How's the leg?
Tobias: It's fine!
~Given Langstrom' inclination to feast on living things, he's rather emphatic about the status of his leg~
Dr. Kirk Langstrom: Well, alright then…any idea who you're voting for?
Tobias: Keemstar, maybe. He's a dick.
~Langstrom nods and heads off. Katz is seated near the fire as the rest of the camp gets ready to head to tribal council. A voice speaks to him~
Voice: I woke up this morning with a terrible rash on my testicles.
Katz: What the…Dad?…is that you?
Keemstar: Come on, let's go
Katz: But my dad…I heard my dad Morrison!
Keemstar: I thought you said you gave him some fish to eat? He sounds more fucked up than ever
~Tennyson shrugs. They help Katz up. Frieza hands Tobias a crutch he made out of sticks which he uses to walk. They exit, heading to vote someone off~

TRIBAL COUNCIL

~The entire Savage Tribe takes their seat at Tribal Council. Chris McLame is all smiles. He throws another wink Jenny's way. She acts like she doesn't see it~
Chris McLame: What up my Survivor CREW…how we doin tonight?
Keemstar: Can we just get to it?
Chris McLame: Easy there, silver back. Let's do some Q & A first. Tobias, first of all, how's the leg, bruh. Looks bad.
Tobias: I'll live
Chris McLame: Alright, bruh…but if it gets any worse, we're going to have to pull you from the game. We're gonna have some crew members peep in on that thing after the vote, aight?
~Tobias snarls. Chris looks at Katz~
Chris McLame: Katz, my man! You were all high key earlier today…now, you look, well, kind of down. Everything cool, bruh?
Katz: I think I had the worse trip of my three years doing LSD or something. But, I did hear dad's voice earlier today. Morrison Katz, that is. my dad!
Chris McLame: Oh man that is so flex. I can't wait to chill with your dad when this is over…we're gonna head on down to this chill location and mack on some hunnies…ya hear?
~Several members groan~
Chris McLame: Tennyson! My man! Who ya got tonight?
Ben Tennyson: Thanks, Chris. It's a tough vote and I'm honestly kind of nervous. But I'm gonna vote with the people I said I'd vote with and hope it all works out.
~Abu screams and leaps out of Ali's lap. He heads towards the voting area~
Chris McLame: Yo, where's sweet ass little broski headin?
Prince Ali: He didn't really say…so I'm gonna guess the bathroom
Chris McLame: Right on. So Flex. Sam…wassup, girl. You got a vote in mind?
Sam Manson: Umm yea, but I'm not going to discuss it with you.
Chris McLame: Damn, girl! Throwin some serious shade my way! It's alright, BAE. I got ya. Keemstar…what you got, bruh.
Keemstar: It's pretty simple. Four people didn't perform up to par and we're going to remedy that one by one, if we have to. It starts tonight.
~Tobias swallows hard. Katz looks over at Keemstar like "What the fuck?" Langstrom shows his teeth. Jenny rolls her eyes~
Chris McLame: Well then, enough with the conversation…let's get to voting.
~Abu springs across the view, hopping in Ali's lap. He whispers into Ali's ear. Aladdin laughs~
Chris McLame: Yo, what did little man have to say?
Aladdin/Prince Ali: Oh he, umm, he said he saw two kangaroos getting it on
Chris McLame: Sweet action! Alright, let's vote!
~Tense music plays. One by one the Savage Tribe heads up to the parchment. They each write a name down. Frieza shows his, it reads "Tobias"~
Frieza: For this week, I'm voting for Tobias. The man has failed to carry his weight through the majority of the challenges. He's been dragging the rest of the team down, and it's time to cut him out of Savage.
~The rest of the tribe cast their votes and take a seat. Everyone is anxious. Chris retrieves the container and resumes his position. He looks at the tribe…throwing another wink at Jenny. Again, she turns her head~
Chris McLame: Alright so I'm gonna read these votes. The person with the most votes is eliminated and will be asked to leave the tribal area council immediately. Now, before I read these votes…if anybody has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it…now would be the time to do so.
~The dramatic music picks up. We look at Katz, Keemstar, Sam, Jenny, Langstrom, Tobias, Tennyson and, Ali. Aladdint urns his pockets inside out and shrugs. The music dies down~
Chris McLame: Good enough for me, I'm straight. Let's get down to business!
First Vote…Tobias
Second Vote…Tobias
Third Vote…Keemstar
~Chris looks at the vote. It's horribly written and there are some monkey hairs on it. Abu wails with laughter and slaps his knee. Prince AliPrince AliPrince Ali laughs along with him. Chris looks up and points at Abu~
Chris McLame: Abu!
~A nice laugh is had. Chris rips the vote up~
Chris McLean: Got to admit, you got me weak there, Abu! Good one! That vote will not count.
~Keemstar scowls in the direction of Aladdin and Abu. They quiet down~
Chris McLame: And, let's continue…
Third Vote…Jenny Wakemen
Fourth Vote…Jenny Wakemen
Fifth Vote…I…I can't read this…
~Chris holds the parchment up. It's totally unreadable. Tobias raises his hand~
Chris McLam: Bruh, I hate to be a dick. But if I can't read it, it doesn't count. If this happens again, you will be disqualified from the game. Sorry, bruh.
~Chris tosses the parchment aside and continues~
Chris McLame: Okay, so we've got two votes for Tobias and two votes for Jenny Wakemen…let's continue…
Fifth Vote…Jenny Wakemen
Sixth Vote…Tobias
Chris McLame: That's three votes Jenny Wakemen, three votes Tobias…two votes remaining…
Seventh Vote…Jenny Wakemen
Eight Vote and the third person voted out of Cartoon Crossover SurvivorAmazon…Jenny Wakemen
~Jenny shakes her head in disbelief and disgust. She grabs her torch and looks down at Keemstar. She almost spits on him. Instead, she takes in a deep breath and heads for Chris~
Chris McLame: Sorry, BAE…but that vote is Hundo P…it's enough. Time to bounce, sweetness.
~He snuffs out her torch~
Chris McLame: So, umm, you wouldn't be interested in grabbing a few drinks later on, now that your schedule has cleared up…
~SMACK! Jenny slaps Chris across the face and exits the voting area. Chris rubs his cheek and smiles~
Chris McLame: I like a feisty woman! Anyway…that's it…good job, catch you players on the flip side!
~Everyone stands and exits~
NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: Keemstar confronts Abu about his vote. Langstrom realizes Abu family isn't as big as he hoped. Frieza's fear about the undead monkeys grows. Katz copes without drugs...hopefully. Tennyson catches THREE fish. Sam finds a mountain. Tobias's leg continues to give him trouble, threatening his life in the game. Samurai Jack teaches Manny Riveria that there are three r's in his name, not two. Leafy continues to add onto his estate…making it surprisingly impressive. DeFranco develops a craving for day old shark. Whis' confidence strengthens in his tribe's ability. Lola and Richard continue to bond. Suspicion arises, due to her ability to eat raw crab and climb various trees, that Siri the Leopard may or may not be the female version of Mowgli. Montana Max receives several offers to join a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band once he returns to the states. All of that AND more next time on OCW Survivor!
~We cut to Jenny's final words~
Jenny Wakemen: Keemstar needs to go. I hope the rest of the tribe sees that. He's disgusting and rude. And this new Chris? Awful. What a terrible experience. I can't wait to get home and see Brad. To my friends in the game, good luck.
~We fade to black~