Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon

by Mom Blocked Account

Jenny Wakemen, Killer Keemstar, Tigre Uno, Frieza, Ben Tennyson, Sam Manson, Tobias, Johnny Bravo, Man-Bat, Montana Max, Samurai Jack, Tank Evans, Phillip DeFranco, Whis, Siri, Lola Bunny, the dopehead Katz, Leafy, and Richard Spencer compete for four million in the Amazon

4. Sneezing Blood

The Amazon Jungle Friday, April 28th 2017

~The Cartoon Survivor logo fades out. That's right…it's time for another episode of Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon~

Previously on a SUPER FLEX edition of Survivor Amazon…
~Richard Spencer demands to know who wrote his name down. Manny Riveria admits to writing Samurai Jack's name down without any coercion whatsoever…for, some reason. Whis, again works to keep the tribe united~

My BRAHS from the Paradigm Tribe were split. It was so NOT Flex.
~We see the Savage Tribe mourning the loss of several members of Abu' family. Frieza offers up a eulogy to most of the tribe~

Daniel and Katz split with their BAE Sam to find them mountains. Meanwhile, the brahs gathered to mourn the loss of the flexest monkey family in the past 16 years. It was Hundo P legit, yo.
~Both tribes arrive for the challenge. The Savage Tribe looks barbaric. The Paradigm Tribe looks virtuous. The challenge unfolds with Manny Riveria sacrificing life and limb for his team while Tobias attempts to do the same and, well, pretty much loses one. Spoiler alert, it wasn't his life~

Tobias tribe lost. It was a flex performance by my peeps over at the Paradigm Tribe but a downer for my brahs and BAEs over at the Savage Tribe~
~We're about to see more when the screen is eroded away by static. We cut to black and white footage. There is a kitchen counter inside a standard home. A plate covered with brownies sets on the table top's central location. A door opens. We hear a voice~
Voice: Yo, Chels? Total flex house ya got here. You around? My car is chillin out front, thought we could maybe take a ride, ya know? Then perhaps watch some Netflix and chill?
~NEW Chris McLean enters. He's got a plastic bag in his right hand. He looks around nervously. He sets the back on the kitchen table. He starts to head toward the back of the house when Ruff-Ruffman steps out of fucking nowhere~
Ruff-Ruffman: C'mon, Chris, why don't you take a seat
Chris McLean: OH NO!
~Chris takes off running, in the process he knocks his bag over. Alcohol, condoms, weed, and Cliff Notes for Catcher in the Rye spill out. Our view cuts to Chris being tackled outside the home. He's screaming about how this is SO NOT FLEX. We cut to a black screen~

Due to these unfortunate events we were forced to remove NEW Chris as host of Survivor. We apologize for placing a sex offender as host of a nationally aired television show. Shit happens. We will now resume Survivor with the return of OLD Chris. We are sorry for the trauma New Chris's involvement has caused any viewers
~We return to the broadcast to see Jenny Wakemen's torch being snuffed out by a blurred figure~

And, at the end of a heated vote, Jenny Wakemen was sent packing. Who will go home this week? Tune in for another edition of OCW Survivor!
~We cut to the intro~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 9 - POST TRIBAL COUNCIL
~The Savage Tribe has returned to camp. The mood is somewhat somber. Jenny Wakemen was a source of entertainment and energy. With her gone, it's dampened the spirits of most the tribemates. Sam Manson looks down at some water Jenny had collected earlier in the day~
Sam Manson: Well, that was kind of shitty. I was beginning to like Jenny.
~Daniel barrels past Sam and kicks the bucket of water over~
Daniel Keem: I'm not sorry. She napped too damn much. How do you all feel about that wave, huh?
~Sam watches the water rushing through the dirt, finding the nearest low point to settle~
Sam Manson: Are you talking about the wave you just made by kicking over that bucket or, like, a metaphorical wave?
Daniel Keem: Neither! I'm referring to me waving goodbye to that bitch who thought she was a dime but turned out to only be a penny.
~Katz laughs facetiously at Daniel's attempt at humor~
Katz: Ha Ha Ha…good one, pal! You should really quit YouTube and become a stand-up comedian!
~Katz sits down and watches the last bit of patient water finally rushing away~
Katz: But, yea, that tribal council was fantastic.
~A moment of silence passes. Abu is heard in the background talking to Prince. This reminds Daniel of a terrible moment from tribal council. He turns around and points at Prince and Abu~
Daniel Keem: Prince! Keep that animal away from me or I'm going to give it to Langstrom!
Prince Ali: Awww Daniel are you salty because Abu played a joke? Everyone else at council thought it was hilarious. You should really lighten up a little, some of us are gonna be on this Island together for a long while and I can't speak for everyone but your attitude is starting to suck
Daniel Keem: I'm glad Abu has jokes. Let's see how funny it is when I skin him. Where is the machete?
Prince Ali: Ha! there is the sense of humour I knew you had, doesn't it feel good to not be so serious all the time?
~Members of the tribe look around like "I don't really think he was joking"~
Daniel Keem: Who said I was kidding?
~Daniel begins searching for the machete. We zoom in on Abu who swallows HARD.

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 10
~Richard Spencer is whistling some southern tunes while catching a fish with his bare hands. A patch platinum flowers are near him. He looks down and smiles, saying "Jenny Wakemen is such a nice lady." The flowers suddenly wilt and die. His eyes widen~
Richard Spencer: Holy shit! They voted Jenny off!
~Richard hurries back to camp. He guts and cleans the fish while running. By the time he gets to camp the fish is ready to be cooked. He tosses it to Whis. He catches the fish and puts it over the fire. Spencer stops, breathing heavily. The tribe looks his way~
Phillip DeFranco: What the hell?
Richard Spencer: They voted Jenny off.
Samurai Jack: How do you know that? You do realize we are on separate tribes, far away from one another and aren't previed to that kind of information. It would be IMPOSSIBLE for us to know who was voted off before a challenge…unless you know we had a pet monkey named Abu.
Richard Spencer: It's hard for me to explain but, trust me, she's gone. They think they are making waves over there…
Leafy: Maybe one of them kicked a bucket of water over
Richard Spencer: METAPHORICAL waves and, fuck man, put some damn pants on!
~A blurred Leafy heads back into his hut. Lola and Manny Riveria are arguing~
Lola Bunny: Just don't do that again…
Manny Riveria: So you're concerned about my safety? I KNEW IT
Lola Bunny: No! I'm more concerned that you'll cost us a challenge.
Manny Riveria: Yea, yea…sure sure…just hands off, okay? Keep your pants on….
~Lola rolls her eyes and walks off. DeFranco grabs her tenderly by the arm~
Phillip DeFranco: Forget about him. Just stick with me.
~Lola smiles and gives Phillip a hug who responds with a tender embrace. Phillip looks at Richard. Richard looks at Phillip. They both nod. The hug ends and Lola heads to the lake~
Lola Bunny: We're gonna need more than one fish…so I guess I'll catch some. Anybody want to come with me?
Phillip DeFranco: I would love to.
Manny Riveria: ME TOO!
~DeFranco and Lola head to the water with Manny Riveria following closely behind. Leafy emerges with nothing on~
Richard Spencer: WHAT did I just say?
~Siri the Leopard suddenly appears, jumping out of a tree. She's made some clothing for the tribe. She hands Leafy several pairs of shorts~
Siri the Leopard: I made some clothes for the tribe and…Leafy, especially.
Leafy: Hmm, they don't look like they'll
Siri the Leopard: Trust me, they will fit
~Begrudgingly, Leafy slides them on. He is suddenly clear on our screen. He looks over at the fish Richard brought and the decaying shark carcass that, for some reason, wasn't disposed of as properly as we thought. He sniffs~
Leafy: They voted Jenny Wakemen out, huh? Something smells fishy…
Richard Spencer: Yea, well I know JUST who is behind this…and they are going to pay.
Samurai Jack: If we keep winning challenges business will take care of itself.
~Nobody within the tribe can argue that. It's a great moment of unity until Spencer speaks~
Richard Spencer: Great advice, Samurai Jack. But, hey, Leafy, I found some peyote…you want to indulge?
Leafy: Step into my hut…

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 10
~The tribe is up and moving about. Frieza has kept to himself mostly since the previous tribal council. But, like any man with frustration weighing on his mental filter, eventually…shit's gotta be said. It seems the tipping point is when Tobias tries to stand, but falls back down due to his injured leg.~
Frieza: Well, at least my prediction came true. Why should we get rid of the people who keep costing us challenges, when we can continue to lose? This is the reason I usually prefer to work alone...
~Not one to hold silent, Daniel responds~
Daniel Keem: Maybe if you worked together with us rather than against us we wouldn't keep losing these challenges. Right now this is still a team competition it is not individual competition.
~Ali, minus Abu, spits out some fish bones and chimes in~
Prince Ali: Lay off Daniel, Frieza has a point. You and the rest of your cronies had a personal vendetta against Jenny meanwhile Tobias is always MIA and couldn't even get it together to make a logical vote. Since this is still a team game like you say why don't you start realizing that the savage tribe is more than just you...and in other news, don't threaten my monkey!
~Daniel smiles and shrugs~
Daniel Keem: I don't know who else voted for Jenny but I will admit I voted for her. We have never seen eye to eye but that is no secret. She weighed what 96 pounds and couldn't even carry her own weight. Anyway in other news ..
~Abu appears, taking Ali's leftover fish. He munches on some aquatic carcass as Daniel slowly pulls out the machete. Abu SCREAMS and hurries into the jungle with his food. Sam finishes her food and stands~
Sam Manson: Boys, what's done is done. And Daniel, leave Abu alone.
~Frieza, increasing with frustration and disinterested in the Abu tomfoolery stands~
Frieza: CU, do you remember this:

"It's very simple you wanna play as an individual then wait to the merger. This is a team game until then. So get your fucking head out of your asses and show that you want to fucking be here."
Frieza: I remember you saying that, myself, and I fully agreed with it. Still do, as a matter of fact. So when I starting hearing you and your friends saying you wanted to 'make waves', I got concerned. Then, nobody wants to talk about the vote, not like last time. So I talked to several people, myself, trying to get the vote for the dead weight known as Tobias…
~Tobias looks around angrily. He tries to stand, but his leg gives out. Frieza continues~
Frieza: …a guy who has barely shown up to this competition. Hell, he couldn't even get his vote right. But I guess that didn't matter to you guys, you had a personal vendetta to settle. It was never about a blindside. Did you see any votes for Katz? For Ben? For you? Well, other than that damn monkey, but I don't care about that...
~Abu starts to emerge from the jungle to take umbrage with Frieza's dismissal of his highly impactful vote – but he sees that life ending blade and slides back into the foliage~
Frieza: So we will see what happens this week. Maybe Tobias will reward you by finally getting off his ass and doing some work. Hell, I'd love for him to prove himself and actually just say something. Anything. Because I hate to lose, and I'm still pissed to have a losing record so far. I want him to show up this week. I want Langstrom and Katz to recover and get involved again as well. But at this time, I'm bracing myself for another loss. Damn, I hope I'm wrong.
~Ali stands up, ready to cap off Frieza's speech with the slow clap. However, Daniel isn't done~
Daniel Keem: Yeah i did say those words but what has Jenny done? Say a word here and there or a phrase. Was she pulling her weight? The way I see it I asked who everyone was voting for but no one wanted to give me an answer. Jenny has half assed it the whole time she was in this island. So you want to talk about Tennyson, Katz and myself. So I mean this with the upmost respect but you are only here to get ratings for the little guy. Do you actually believe you have a shot at winning survivor?
~Abu' face is visible through some branches. He brings his balled fist to his mouth, his eyes widen and he goes "ooohhhh, dissssss". Frieza responds~
Frieza: The funny thing is, Daniel, at this point, it's not about winning Survivor. My only goal currently is to get as many of my tribemates as possible into the merge. At first, I was confident, since Paradigm looked so disorganized and voted out Bravo of all people. But now they're focused, and we're the ones falling apart.. At this point, I talked to three people (left), and two of them voted with you. So at this point, all I can do is openly plead with people that it makes no sense to leave someone in who isn't involved. Maybe Jenny wasn't as active around camp as you or me, but you can't honestly argue she was less active than Tobias. Has anyone seen him? Serious question there, someone go and talk with him. I don't know the guy, but unless we've already given up on this week's challenge, we need him.
~Tobias is passing out from the pain in his leg. He tries to wave his hand in the air to get their attention. But, they fail to notice it. He collapses fully into the grass, unconscious. The noise from his fall does the job. Everyone turns and looks at the potentially dead body of Tobias. Frieza and Daniel stop bickering. We fade out~
~We fade back into their campsite a few hours later. Tobias is being rolled out on a stretcher. Chris McLean is shaking his head, arms folded~
Chris McLean: It's a tough game. Unfortunately for Tobias his body betrayed him. Are you all okay? Does anyone need some extra time to think about things?
Daniel Keem: Does this mean there is no tribal council after the challenge?
Chris McLean: He's got an injured leg, he isn't fucking dead. Yes, there will be a tribal council.
~Daniel glares at Frieza. Frieza shakes his head as if to say "Could this get any worse?"~
Chris McLean: Alright, well I'm going to head back to my five star accommodations. See you guys tomorrow for the challenge.
~A Porsche zooms into view near a clearing. Chris tosses some slick shades on and hops into the passenger's side. We see a smoking hot brunette behind the wheel. Some James Bondesque music plays as the ridiculously expensive car speeds away. The Savage Tribe is left to their own machinations…mainly scheming for survival. A long awkward pause follows. They don't really know what to say. Are they supposed to be sad? Happy? What's the appropriate protocol? Finally, the MARVEL himself steps forward~
Ben Tennyson: Well, then. I'm going fishing. Something tells me I'm catching two, maybe even three fish today! You're all welcome to come witness greatness!
~Tennyson grabs his soon to be legendary fishing pole. He struts off with confidence. Abu hops down from some arbitrary tree and chases after Tennyson. Ali runs close behind…one by one the tribe follows The Marvel for a fishing CLINIC! Daniel hangs behind~
Daniel Keem: Ben I love you like a brother but you suck at fishing. Can you try your luck at something else please?
~Tennyson doesn't turn around, he keeps walking…he raises his hand and points behind him…it's directed somewhere in Daniel's vicinity~
Ben Tennyson: That wasn't very brotherly at all. No fish for you!

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 11
~Whis finishes his morning yoga on the riverbank and grabs a canteen full of water to boil back at camp. When he reaches his team, he looks around like a proud papa at all they've accomplished... well, apart from the 24 hour peyote bender being shared by Spencer and Leafy... Whis shrugs and lets that happen like a particularly bad papa. Parenting was never his strong suit. He walks over to where Lola, Manny Riveria, and the Leopard have been chatting. He studiously looks Manny Riveria up and down, then does the same to Bunny.
Angel Whis: Well Manny Riveria, perhaps you're on to something. I can officially confirm that Lola has 1003.47 percent more charm than you. Approximately.
~Whis glances over to where DeFranco and Samurai Jack are sitting by the fire. Phillip visibly mouths "dammit" and hands a $20 bill over to a smug Samurai Jack. How or why Phillip has money in the Amazon is not explained and isn't particularly important to the episode. Whis nonchalantly turns to the Leopard~
Angel Whis: Now then... Ms. Siri, as an ardent paramour of creativity, I couldn't help but hear that you have been busy getting the creative juices flowing. What do you have in mind?
Siri the Leopard: I'm trying to decide the finishing touches to your piece, Angel, but can't figure out what I want to do. Hmm.
Angel Whis: I've always been partial to anything blue, white, and black, personally.
~Manny Riveria starts to shadow box~
Manny Riveria: I can give you black and blue! Plus, you're already white, so…
~Whis ignores Manny Riveria's lunacy. Manny Riveria continues to box imaginary opponents. DeFranco takes a seat next to Lola Bunny. They chat it up, becoming quite chummy. Samurai Jack stands around, he spots Max. Max is doing a quick inventory of his rock, drum set. Samurai Jack shrugs~
Samurai Jack: Slow day
~He takes a seat on the ground and leans back for a nap~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 11
~The entire Savage tribe is asleep. The machete is near Katz's leg. Slowly, it disappears from view…we zoom in and see Abu dragging it toward the sleeping Daniel. He stands over Daniel with the machete. Daniel senses something afoot and begins to open his eyes~
Daniel Keem: AHHHH ... What the fuck?
~Daniel stumbles backwards on his back as Abu is just making monkey noise~
Daniel Keem: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING CRAZY MONKEY! EVERYBODY WAKE UP!
~Prince is the first to appear~
Prince Ali: Daniel man, whats up? Whats going on? I was having the best dream. There were rainbows, and unicorns, me and Syren were at an all you can eat corndog buffet... It was wild. Why did ya have to wake me up
~ Frieza jumps to his feet at the sound of shouting. He watches Abu drop the machete and run away~
Frieza: Okay, that's not something I expected to wake up and see. So much for Abu being a lovable mascot.
~Frieza pulls a piece of lumber closer to him, just in case. Daniel's frenzied expression turns to Ali~
Daniel Keem: Your monkey just tried to kill me. Tell me you didn't see that?
~ Sam is still rubbing the sleep from her eyes when she makes it to the group~
Sam Manson: Really guys?! What's going on? Why can we not get through one 24 hour period without some crazy going on?
Prince Ali: What? No way! That is impossible. I do not beleive it. You ruined a perfectly good dream for this blasphemy. Abu would never. Did anyone else see this?
Daniel Keem: Sam sorry but Abu tried to kill me. I'm gonna have to sit down with Chris and tell him Abu needs to go.
Sam Manson: Are you really fighting with a monkey?.. or have you been sniffing some of that magic white powder that Katz is packing?
Daniel Keem: Nope not my style. I was trying to sleep and next thing I know Abu is over me about to stab me. Not cool at all.
Prince Ali: Ugh, this is not good, not good at all. I have barely seen Abu since tribal council and now he is trying to kill people. We have a challenge later, after that win or lose Im going to find Abu and get to the bottom of this. We should all get our heads in the game. Just stay close to me Daniel, Abu would never put me in harm's way... I think
Sam Manson: I think that dealing with a crazy monkey is the least of our worries today. Let's all get our heads out of our asses and get some rest. We've got a big day tomorrow. I don't want a repeat of last week.

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 12 – PRE CHALLENGE
~The Paradigm Tribe gathers, preparing for a challenge. Manny Riveria is going on and on about food~
Manny Riveria: I'm STARVING
Lola Bunny: Why didn't you eat any of that shark?
Manny Riveria: Ew.
Siri the Leopard: We all are starving, but we must make the most of what we got.
~Spencer and Leafy emerge from their peyote induced sabbatical. They appear to be functioning, in the words of some great, wise man "Pretty okay". Whis sees everyone is gathered around, even the tribal drummer Max and nods his head with approval~
Angel Whis: Ready for war tonight.
~The rest of the tribe nods, getting into 'challenge' mode. Manny Riveria mimes shooting a gun in the air~
Manny Riveria: Take THAT you cokehead, screw Katz! PEW PEW PEW!
Montana Max: Preparing for war is giving the other tribe too much credit
~Whis nods in approval of that statement. The rest of the tribe couldn't agree more. And, with that, they head off to the challenge. Manny Riveria does a back flip for some reason. Nobody really reacts because, well, he's Manny Riveria~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 12 - PRE CHALLENGE
~The Savage Tribe is tired. They didn't get much sleep after MACHETE GATE. The only person in the tribe who doesn't look tired is Frieza. And, well, I guess Langstrom because he's nocturnal. Daniel looks at Langstrom~
Daniel Keem: Hey yea…speaking of last night, you're nocturnal, where were you when that monkey tried to murder me?
Langstrom: Feeding
Daniel Keem: You're always feeding! Is that normal or are you a gluttonous vampire?
~Langstrom flashes his incisors at Daniel. Frieza speaks up~
Frieza: C'mon, guys! Big challenge today…let's wake up and work together. We can't afford to lose another one. So what do you say? LETS WIN THIS!
~A very lackluster, fatigued 'yeeeaaa…' pushes through their tired, yawning mouths~

DAY 12 – IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
~The two tribes appear with OLD Chris McLean ready to greet them. A few groans of "Damnit, I loved new Chris" are heard…but, most people seem relieved. Especially the females. Manny Riveria is holding the immunity idol~
Chris McLean: Welcome to todays' immunity challenge. Glad you all could make it. As you can see New Chris is no longer here…I won't get into WHY he isn't here…let's just say the man likes his steak rare.
Leafy: Well, to be fair, that does preserve most of the flavor.
Richard Spencer: That's what ketchup is for!
Samurai Jack: You put ketchup on your steak?
Chris McLean: IMMATERIAL! It was a metaphor…geez. Anyway…let's have that immunity idol…Manny Riveria!
~Manny Riveria is grinding his pelvic region against the idol. He instantly stops~
Manny Riveria: Sorry, Chris…but I just really love winning.
Chris McLean: That is a caricature of Daniel Coyote. How dare you! Give it over.
~Manny Riveria tosses the idol like a football. Chris's eyes widen…he stumbles, staggers, trying to get into position. A giant hand reaches out and snares the idol. It's Tennyson. He hands it to Chris~
Chris McLean: Thank you, Mr. Tennyson. You are a gentleman.
Ben Tennyson: Does that bit of good will guarantee us victory?
Chris McLean: I'm sorry, but that's not how this works.
Ben Tennyson: A head start, then?
Chris McLean: I think you need to re-familiarize yourself with the meaning of the word charity. Anyway…onto today's challenge!
~We overlook the entire area…the water, the bank, the jungle…it's apparently all going to be in use. Chris goes into explanation mode~
Chris McLean: Alright everyone…this is a FIVE part relay race. The first leg will require a tribe member to swim out to a buoy. They will then have to dive down and retrieve a bottle that contains a message. A second tribe member will be standing on a platform near the buoy. They will receive the bottle and run across a floating bridge. At the end of the bridge will be a boat with the third participating member. The second and third members will paddle the boat to shore. A fourth and fifth member will be waiting. They will take the bottle, smash it and read a map that's inside. They will then sprint into the jungle and locate a rope ladder and key. Once they have the key they will need to locate the buried treasure and dig it up. The first tribe to retrieve the buried treasure with the key inside the lock to the starting position will win immunity.
~Everyone looks around like "Holy crap that was a mouthful."~
Chris McLean: Savage Tribe, you have 8 members, you will need two to sit out. Paradigm, you will need to sit 4 out.
~The tribes begin to discuss their strategy on who to sit and who to play. Langstrom seems very adamant in a Transylvanian way. Finally, the two tribes have reached a decision~
Daniel Keem: Chris, we are going to sit out Sam and Ali.
Chris McLean: Alright…Paradigm?
Angel Whis: We'll be sitting out Siri, Samurai Jack, Leafy, and Spencer.
Chris McLean: Sounds great, let's get started!
~We zoom forward. Daniel is starting the challenge out for the Savage Tribe. Lola is starting the challenge out for her tribe~
Chris McLean: Survivors ready…GO!
~Daniel and Lola dive head first into the river. Lola is up first, free styling as fast as she can. Daniel emerges ahead of her, having covered quite a bit of distance underwater. Daniel swims quickly and reaches his buoy before Lola. He takes in a breath and goes underwater. We watch him underwater…the bottle is tied via a knot. Daniel works on the knot but comes back up for air. As he does, Lola reaches her buoy. She inhales and goes under…Daniel, feeling the rush of competitions, goes back under with her. Both work on their knots. Daniel's is half undone…he finishes and the bottle releases to the surface. He looks over at Lola…she unties her knot! It floats to the surface. Daniel pops up and grabs his bottle…the outstretched arm of Katz waits anxiously. Daniel hands it over. Lola grabs her bottle and she swims to DeFranco, handing it over. DeFranco takes it. Daniel climbs onto the platform, out of the water…Lola does the same. Daniel runs his hands through his wet hair, slicking it back…he yells out to the beach~
Daniel Keem: See that? I can swim you fucking idiot!
Richard Spencer: FUCK OFF
~Spencer yells back. Katz takes off down the bridge with a slight lead. It wobbles…but he's able to maintain his balance. He's far more focused this challenge. He reaches the end of his bridge as DeFranco begins his journey. DeFranco lumbers across the bridge showing that he's a bit younger than Katz and carrying more muscle mass. Katz snorts a bit of coke and hops into the boat with Tennyson. They start to paddle. DeFranco reaches his boat which contains Manny Riveria~
Manny Riveria: What's up, Phillip?! Where should we go?
Phillip DeFranco: PADDLE! NOW!
~Manny Riveria laughs and begins to paddle with DeFranco alongside. Katz and Tennyson reach land first. Katz tosses the bottle to Frieza shatters it against the boat. He winces, there's a cut in his hand~
Katz: Might I take a look?
Frieza: I'm fine.
~Frieza keeps his hand away from Langstrom. Perhaps he wonders why he wears a mask and not gloves? We don't know…all we know is that they are looking over the map, holding a slight lead. The Paradigm Boat reaches the shore. Manny Riveria pulls the bottle out of the way and he turns his back to shore~
Phillip DeFranco: What are you doing?!
Manny Riveria: Shooting Star Press to the shore!
Phillip DeFranco: Just hand them the damn bottle!
~Whis and Max are yelling at Manny Riveria to give them the bottle. Instead, he performs a shooting star press off the boat, into the water. Unfortunately, it's about 3-4 inches of water so he just SPLATS into mud. Whis grabs the bottle and smashes it, taking the map. He and Montana Max look it over~
Chris McLean: Savage Tribe had a bit of a lead but it appears to be evaporating
Frieza: Alright, I think I've got my bearings…let's head in there!
~Frieza and Langstrom sprint into the jungle. Whis and Max meticulously dissect the map. After awhile, they look at one another and nod~
Angel Whis: Perfect.
~They sprint into the jungle. The rest of the participants are back on land, anxiously waiting to see who emerges first. Langstrom and Frieza find the rope ladder. Frieza leaps up and climbs it in record speed. He snatches the key and drops down~
Frieza: Okay, now we just have to find that buried treasure
~Whis and Max reach their rope ladder~
Angel Whis: Up you go, rookie.
~Max climbs the ladder, snares the key and climbs back down. They stare at the map pensively~
Angel Whis: Right here, wouldn't you say, Max?
Montana Max: According to my calculations…
~He does some mental math and geometry~
Montana Max: It should be slightly to the left of that location.
~Whis looks closer~
Angel Whis: Ah, I see. Good show, Max!
~Whis and Max reach the location they picked out and begin digging. We cut to Frieza and Langstrom. They are about three feet deep with nothing but sand and sweat to show for their efforts~
Frieza: Okay, it's obviously not here…so
~Frieza slaps his face~
Frieza: You're holding the map upside down!
Langstrom: My sincerest apologies…ACHOO!
~Langstrom sneezes blood all over the map. Frieza shakes his head as the map is totally unreadable. Back to the Whis and Max. Whis reaches in and pulls out the treasure chest! It's got Coyote's face all over it. They insert the key~
Angel Whis: Excellent work, Montana.
Montana Max: No, it was Perfect.
~The duo nods, shakes hands and make their way through the jungle. Meanwhile, Frieza is able to scrape away some of the blood…enough to locate the treasure chest on the map. Langstrom has an animal of some kind in his hand, he's draining it's blood. Frieza begins to dig~
Frieza: I'VE GOT IT!
~Frieza pulls the chest out. He inserts the key and heaves it over his shoulder. He rushes through the jungle with Langstrom following behind. We cut to an exterior shot of both tribes watching, impatiently~
Daniel Keem: C'mon, c'mon! We had a lead, they should already be out here!
Phillip DeFranco: If Whis loses this I'm never going to let him live it down
Manny Riveria: DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO RUN IN THERE AND HELPS?
~A caked in mud Manny Riveria asks~
Phillip DeFranco: NO! You just stay right here and try not to injure yourself.
Manny Riveria: Will do!
~Abu SCREAMS from the sidelines. Whis and Max emerge! The Paradigm tribe goes wild! Together the intellectual duo lug the chest to the starting position and drop it onto the mat~
Chris McLean: PARADIGM TRIBE WINS IMMUNITY!
~The Paradigm Tribe jumps to their feet in cheers. The Savage Tribe lowers their heads. Daniel kicks at the sand in frustration. Tennyson looks into the river wondering how many fish he could catch. Katz looks up as his face is snow white covered in coke~
Chris McLean: Paradigm Tribe, here's the immunity idol that is beginning to make itself comfortable within the confines of your tribe. You can all head back and celebrate.
Manny Riveria: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
~A jovial Paradigm Tribe paces through the jungle, leaving the Savage Tribe behind. The sun begins to set, several hours pass. Finally, Frieza and Langstrom emerge. Frieza drops the chest onto the mat and shakes his head, he's fully aware they did not win~
Chris McLean: Frieza, Langstrom…great job in finishing the challenge. Unfortunately, I've got nothing for you. I'll see your tribe in…holy shit, in like an hour for tribal council!
~Chris suddenly realizes it's almost night. He ushers the Savage Tribe away, to their camp so they can make it to Tribal Council on time~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 12 - PRE TRIBAL COUNCIL
~The Savage Tribe isn't very happy. They've lost two in a row, three of four. This is becoming habitual. Daniel doesn't have much to say, he's disgusted. Tennyson and Katz are listening to Frieza~
Frieza: Yea, he just sneezed blood all over the map. I mean, I like the guy…you know, for being a vampire and all…but he keeps costing us challenges.
Ben Tennyson: Vampires sneeze blood?
Katz: Yea, that's news to me

Katz buries his face in coke

Katz confessional

Katz: DARN, this isn't working out. I need to put down the drugs.

end confessional
Frieza: I didn't know that either until it happened. But, that's beside the point…I get there are moves that need to be made…but if we don't fix this tribe and fix it now, there won't be any of us left by the time we merge.
Ben Tennyson: Frieza, for a man wearing a mask, you make a lot of sense.
~Sam Manson is looking at her booty. It's in great shape. She nods with approval. Langstrom walks up~
Langstrom: Sam, no offense, but I'm voting you tonight. As a vampire, I wanted to make sure you knew that.
Sam Manson: Uhh, okay
~Sam is talking with Ali and Daniel. Abu is WAY off in the background~
Sam Manson: Yea, he just came up and told me that. So, I just want to know that if you're voting me out tonight…be a man and tell me.
~We cut to a shot of Daniel~
Daniel Keem: There's a lot going on tonight. People are growing paranoid. This tribe is broken and it needs to be fixed. Tonight's vote will hopefully do that.
~We get one final shot of the Savage Tribe heading to Tribal Council~

TRIBAL COUNCIL
~The Savage Tribe takes a seat. Chris sits across from them~
Chris McLean: Another tough challenge today. You guys always seem to be right in there…even with a lead at some points…only to fall at the end and lose. Daniel, why is that?
Daniel Keem: We can't close, Chris. That's something that has to be fixed. It's great to take a lead but if you can't finish, there's no point in even starting.
Chris McLean: Prince…last week Abu made a vote for Daniel. Daniel didn't seem too pleased, from what I heard. Did that cause any friction?
Prince Ali: I don't think so. I mean it was just a rambunctious monkey having some fun…if people see anything beyond that then, well, they need to reevaluation how they look at things.
Chris McLean: Do you see Abu as positive or negative in regards to your game?
Prince Ali: Abu is my best friend. He's there for me in the good times and the bad. Without Abu, you might not be seeing Prince Ali here today.
Chris McLean: Katz…you were having some…withdrawl issues last week, we'll call them. Do you think your inability to cope with your addiction will cost you in this game?
Katz: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I had ONE bad trip.
Chris McLean: Alright then, fair enough. Ben Tennyson…I've heard tale of your legendary fishing escapades. Rumor has it you caught three fish the other day. If you are fortunate enough to make it beyond tonight's vote could we see…potentially FOUR fish next time?
Ben Tennyson: I don't want to get ahead of myself, Chris. But you never know.
Chris McLean: Langstrom…you're a vampire. How does being a vampire affect your gameplay in Survivor?
Langstrom: It's tough, Chris. The sun is painful. The nights are long and boring. But there is plenty of food out here…even if the blood is a bit gamey. I think my game should be an inspiration to vampires all over the globe.
Chris McLean: And how many are there because, to be quite honest, before I met you I didn't think there were any.
Langstrom: Oh, we are around, Chris. We are around.
Chris McLean: Well, that's kind of creepy. Sam! You're sort of the oddball around here. Your main Sam connection was former winner Danny Phantom. Have you been able to make any friends out here or are you still an outsider looking in?
Sam Manson: I don't know anything about that. But I do know this. Whoever votes for me tonight will get cut. That, I can guarantee. I will cut you.
Frieza: Chris, if I may…
Chris McLean: Oh, sure Frieza…the floor is yours
Frieza: I know people can get caught up into this game. I know it's easy to start thinking long term. But I feel these aforementioned issues have severely crippled our tribe. We are getting our asses kicked yet we do nothing about at tribal council. Now, I don't know how the majority of you are going to vote. All I know is that if we don't start weeding out the people who are costing us challenges…well, we'll keep losing and NONE of us will have a shot at winning this game.
~Everybody nods…Daniel looks at the ground. Sam glares at Langstrom. We cut back to Chris~
Chris McLean: And, on that note…it's time to vote. Annie, you're up first.
~Sam heads to the voting area. One by one her tribemates follow her. We zoom in on Ali who writes a name down. He shows it. It reads "Langstrom"~
Prince Ali: , I feel like you and I have come a long way since we first landed on the beach.. I mean you caught Abu for me, but that is why I have to vote for you. Abu maybe going a little nuts as of late but before that he told me that you ate his cousins Abo and Aby.. He was cool with you taking out Aba, but he draws the line at the rest of his family
~Ali stuffs the vote into the container. A few more members vote with Langstrom being the final one. Chris grabs the container and he looks out over the Savage Tribe~
Chris McLean: Alright…if anybody has a hidden immunity idol and they would like to play it…now would be the time to do so.
~We zoom in on several of the Savage Tribe members. Nobody moves~
Chris McLean: Okay. The person with the most votes will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.
First vote – Langstrom
Second vote – Langstrom
Third vote – Sam
Fourth vote – Langstrom
Chris McLean: That's three votes Langstrom, one vote Sam.
Fifth vote…and the fourth person voted out of survivor….
Chris McLean: Langstrom, that's enough, time to bring me your torch.
~Langstrom snarls and looks angry. He stands and grabs his torch~
Chris McLean: Langstrom…the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.
~Chris snuffs 's torch out. away in defeat~
Chris McLean: Well, this certainly sounded like a pivotal moment for this tribe. Hopefully the vote leads to improved results. Only time will tell. Alright, back to your campsite, I'll see you all at the next challenge.
~The Savage Tribe stands up and exits~
NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: Sam Manson makes a knife. With Langstrom gone, Abu' family starts to grow at an alarming rate. Daniel Keem questions the game. Ben Tennyson catches FOUR fish. Katz feels the ITCH for some recreational drug use. Frieza breathes a sigh of relief…after removing his mask for a few seconds. Richard Spencer wonders when Leafy will offer HIM some peyote. Leafy receives a letter from the DIY network, offering him a job at the show's conclusion. Lola Bunny and DeFranco grow closer. Angel Whis and Montana Max create a chess board which sparks a heated rivalry. Samurai Jack becomes paranoid when he forgets the name of his sixteenth favorite beer. Siri the Leopard receives a letter the day after Leafy offering her a deal for a Just Siri clothing line. Manny Riveria finds more useful ways to bust out his Shooting Star Press.
~Sad music plays as we see the votes. We cut to Langstrom~
Man-Bat: I feel being a vampire hurt me. They just don't get my culture and where I come from. A bit prejudiced, I believe. Hopefully my appearance on this show can raise awareness for vampires everywhere…giving them the confidence to step into the light.
~Langstrom snares a cute looking animal and rips it's head off. We fade out~