~We cut to Tribal Council…a super creepy snake is shown slithering around and sticking its tongue out for some treacherous imagery! The remaining members of the Savadigm tribe step into the tribal area. One by one they plant their torches into the ground and occupy a stump. Chris seems concerned. Tennyson seems agitated. Daniel looks pissed…could this be…could it…be…~
MOST CONTROVERSIAL TRIBAL COUNCIL IN Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR HISTORY
~Yes, I think we're about to have the most controversial tribal council in Cartoon Crossover Survivor History~
Chris McLean: Sooo…what's, happening?
~He speaks in a very Lumberghian manner~
Daniel Keem: The fucking hidden idol…they…
~Tennyson calms Daniel down~
Ben Tennyson: Chris, something of mine was stolen.
Chris McLean: Please tell me it was your fishing spear
Ben Tennyson: No, it was my hidden immunity idol
~DeFranco laughs and interjects~
Phillip DeFranco: Whoa, whoa, whoa…I didn't steal anything. You put that thing into the ground…I saw you do it…I dug it up and took it for myself.
Chris McLean: Oh? Okay…well, where is it?
Phillip DeFranco: I threw it into the fire
Ben Tennyson: You did WHAT?
Phillip DeFranco: I was pretty sure I couldn't use it anyway, so I destroyed it
Ben Tennyson: That was MY idol
Phillip DeFranco: You put it INTO the ground
~Tennyson and DeFranco are getting heated. Chris does his best to calm them down~
Chris McLean: Alright, hold on…let me head to the rule book on this one
~Chris pulls out the official Survivor rulebook. It takes him awhile…but he finds the page he's seeking~
Hidden Immunity Idols are considered "personal items," and thus cannot be stolen from its owner, as stated in the Survivor Rulebook. If the owner hides his or her idol for safekeeping and someone else finds it, whoever finds the already-found idol may not take it.
~Chris slams the book shut~
Phillip DeFranco: That's what I thought.
Ben Tennyson: Yea but you still destroyed it…so what the hell do we do now?
Chris McLean: I'll give you a new idol.
~Chris looks around. He spots a BATMAN FOREVER CD he was listening to earlier. He hands it to Tennyson~
Chris McLean: Great soundtrack…Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me is tremendous! Plus, Nicole Kidman never looked better than in that flick.
Samurai Jack: Don't forget KISS FROM A ROSE by Seal. GREAT TUNE
~Everyone gives Samurai Jack a curious glance~
Samurai Jack: What? I fucked my first chick to that song…avert your suspicious eyes!
~They turn back to Chris~
Chris McLean: Take good care of that, Tennyson.
~Tennyson stuffs it inside a back between he and Daniel~
Phillip DeFranco: Since we all know you have it, Tennyson…mind telling us what you're going to do with it?
Ben Tennyson: After the vote.
~DeFranco laughs, shaking his head~
Phillip DeFranco: Like it matters
~Spencer clears his throat, LOUDLY~
Chris McLean: Oh, Richard…sorry, I forgot to ask you how it felt to win immunity.
Richard Spencer: It felt fucking great, Chris! Thanks for asking! The opportunity to shut Killer Keemstar up was too sweet…YEA, I SAID IT!
~Daniel Keem stands. Chris acknowledges his action and clears the air for him to speak~
Daniel Keem: You call yourself legends but you do know what is on the line if you win survivor right? It is four million dollars.
~Savadigm looks around at one another~
Richard Spencer: Sit your ass down, Keemstar!
~Daniel Keem remains standing~
Chris McLean: Well then…I guess with that being said…it's time to vote. Keemstar, how about you go first?
Daniel Keem: Gladly!
~Daniel steps up, casting a vote. One by one, the rest of the tribemates get up, vote and return. Tennyson is the final person to vote. They all return. Chris grabs the votes and addresses the contestants~
Chris McLean: Well…so much for drama, right? Alright, Mr. Tennyson…a true FISHER of MEN…or, well, wait, sorry, that sounds kinda homosexual. You're a great fisherman! Anyway…this fancy new idol you have…what do you say, are you going to play it?
~Tennyson looks around…he mulls his options over. Does he feel lucky? He reaches a decision~
Ben Tennyson: Here's what I want to do…I want to leave the idol in that bag…the bagdown there, between Keemstar and myself. I'm going to leave it there…let the vote play out. Whoever remains…walks away the idol.
Chris McLean (to Ben): So are you giving it to Keemstar?
Ben Tennyson (to Chris): No
Chris McLean (to Ben): Are you keeping it for yourself?
Ben Tennyson (to Chris): No…think of it as joint custody, I suppose for, like, a few minutes. If Keemstar is voted out, I retain the idol. If I get voted out, I pass the idol onto Daniel
Chris McLean: Hmm
~We can hear everyone but Keemstar groan~
Phillip DeFranco: We aren't seriously considering this…are we?
Samurai Jack: This sounds like some…pardon the pun…FISHY BULLSHIT to me
Richard Spencer: WEAK ASS BOOKING
~Whis sits back, taking the scene in…evaluating the happenings. Frieza is emotionless…. Sam is looking at her finger nails. Ali is playing paper, rock, scissors with Abu…and losing at an impressive rate~
Chris McLean: Uhh…hmm…this is a tough one. Let me grab the Survivor rulebook!
~Everyone groans, beyond ready to see the votes. Chris flips through frantically. After a while it becomes obvious…this is an unprecedented move~
Chris McLean: Useless piece of filth…BURN
~Chris throws the book into the fire…it catches instantly. There is a monster like flare in his eyes as he watches the book burn with wild lust. DeFranco snaps his fingers. Chris is jolted back to the present time~
Chris McLean: So…it's up to me to make a ground breaking declaration. Well, the idol is yours, Tennyson…you won it fair and rectangular. I…I'm going to allow it!
~Tennyson and Killer Keemstar…the rest of the tribe is, at best, nonplussed. DeFranco shakes his head~
Phillip DeFranco (to Chris): So we've got to deal with this damn idol for ANOTHER week
Chris McLean (to Phillip): It's his idol…I mean, there isn't a rule AGAINST what he's proposing. To be honest…the move hurts him more than it helps him…tonight, at least.
Phillip DeFranco: Unbelievable…
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Always bending toward the Tennyson and Keemstar
Chris McLean (to Richard): I'm just doing what I think is fair…having said that, let's read the votes!
~Chris opens the container…he pulls out the votes~
Chris McLean: First vote is for…Phillip DeFranco
~Phillip, beyond frustrated, can only shake his head~
Chris McLean: Second vote is for…Daniel Keem
~Daniel looks down at the idol, wishing he would have been able to play it~
Chris McLean: Third vote is for…Ben Tennyson
~Tennyson rotates his neck, questioning his decision~
Chris McLean: Fourth vote is for…Ben Tennyson
~You can almost hear Tennyson curse as he lowers his head~
Chris McLean: Fifth vote is for…Daniel Keem
~Daniel's face shows that he isn't out of the woods yet~
Chris McLean: That's two votes Tennyson, two votes Daniel…one vote Phillip. I'll continue reading the votes…
~Chris slowly removes the next vote…too slow, you might say~
Chris McLean: Sixth vote is for…Daniel Keem
~Daniel's temper is rising~
Chris McLean: Seventh vote is for…Ben Tennyson
~Tennyson looks at Daniel…Daniel returns his look…they are in a dead lock~
Chris McLean: That's three votes Ben Tennyson, three votes Daniel Keem and one vote DeFranco…we have two votes remaining
~Chris pulls out the next vote~
Chris McLean: Eighth vote is for…Ben Tennyson
~Tennyson shakes his head, he can only hope for a tie at this point~
Chris McLean: And now for the final vote…the ninth and final vote…and the twelfth person voted out and first member of our jury…Ben Tennyson!
~Tennyson stands and grabs his torch. He turns around and glares at Killer Keemstar~
Ben Tennyson: Enjoy the idol
~Tennyson walks up to Chris~
Chris McLean: Ben Tennyson…the tribe has spoken
~Chris extinguishes the flame atop Tennyson's torch~
Chris McLean: It's time for you to go
Keemstar hugs Ben the same way the two had hugged their former Savage team mate Katz before tipping his hat at Ben.
~Tennyson heads off~
Chris McLean: Was this the most controversial tribal council in Cartoon Crossover Survivor history? I certainly think so! And how it came on the heels of a Richard Spencer immunity victory! Anyway…seems like you guys have a lot to sort out
Sam Manson: Ahem
Chris McLean: AND girls…I'll see you all at the next challenge!
~A disgruntled Savadigm tribe trudges off. Daniel being the only member with a positive disposition~
NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR – Keemstar has the idol and everybody knows it. The other members are furious…how will they react to the controversial decision? Another immunity challenge looms…eight players remain…only two can make it to the end…what will happen next week as Cartoon Crossover Survivor rolls on? Tune in to find out!
~We cut to Tennyson's final words~
Ben Tennyson: Well, that sucked.
~A few fish fly across the screen while we fade out~
