"It's you! You're the source of all my troubles! The ectoplasmic lord who's been eyeing my beloved zone! What do you want? Why've you decided to be a pain in the ass?" Wha- I just got here, asshole! I know as much as you do!
"I've dedicated my whole life to this place! You've got no right to ruin it with your damn ghosts! SHOVE OFF!"
GIVE ME A BREAK! I had to pull myself through a confusing-ass puzzle just to get here, kept getting attacked by specters, got attacked by your security guard- I'm trying to save your asses, but I'm the bad guy?!
"If I see you again... you're dead." Is that a threat? How about I kick your ass instead...
So we just went through a strange maze in which we had to "follow the music." Reminds me of an adventure that led me through a forest with a similar gimmick...
Anyway... here's that bastard's office.
"You! By the Queen's thousand faces! Are you crazy? Are you just completely retarded? What part of 'I'm gonna kill you' didn't you understand?"
Oh no, I understood perfectly. I'm just ignoring your "advice."
"You're insane. I'm the guardian of zone 1! It ain't nothing without me! What mental disorder got your blind faith to even hide the slightest bit of evidence from yourself?"
Shut up, dude. You're the one who needs to learn a lesson in respect.
"I'm gonna cut your face to remove this insufferable smile."
...? Smile? The Batter hasn't smiled once since I got here.
Getting a better look at the guy, I see he's even more grotesque than I remember.
Well screw you. You treat your employees like shit. You force them to cut cows in half and dig through their organs for metal just to get something to eat. They work their asses off in horrible conditions just to please you, only to hear you berate them, you ungrateful shit. So don't talk to me about disrespect.
...With one final blow, Dedan goes down.
"Is... this... a joke?.. I... I... I... lost...? lost ?"
"You've been defeated, Dedan, guardian of the first zone. This land is now pure."
Dedan is now Deadan. And with that, everything fades to white. I smile, satisfied with the job I've done.
...Then I have a vision. I see a red room, with some kid in the center. The baby coughs. "That started badly," says the baby. Then it fades out...
...Okay, I don't know what that was about, but I'm back in the black void with the palm tree tele-porters. Well, off to zone 2.
...Why am I getting this bad feeling...?