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Before Athena could actually start the book Destiny spoke again, "Sorry, but these first five books are the adventures of Percy Jackson. They start when he is twelve, also they are in his point of view." She quickly explained and then vanished. Instantly reappearing with a tied and gagged Gabe, all the non-human friends of Percy, and an unharmed Sally, and Rachel Virginia Dare. Percy actually smiled when he saw Gabe gagged. "You can start now Lady Athena." Destiny said smiling and sitting down.

(Look ... now.)

"What's a half-blood?" Percy and the Di Angelos asked. Sally decided to tell them. "A half-blood is a child of the gods and a mortal human." She explained. "I'm a half-blood?" her son said confused. Sally just nodded her head.

(Believe ...ways.)

The half-bloods could be be seen checking things off on their fingers. Chiron was also nodding his head sadly. Athena rolled her eyes, would it be this bad the entire time they were there?

(If ... you.)

"What will be coming for us?" A frightened Nico asked. "Monsters." Was all he got in response, causing him to draw closer to his sister.

(Don't ... New York.)

"Oh Percy, again?" his mother asked sadly. He could only shrug his shoulders, it hadn't happened yet.

(Am ... stuff.)

'I've got a bad feeling about this child, Zeus.' Hera said to her husband through telepathy. 'I do as well, and the title of the book disturbs me, the Lighting Thief. Who would steal my lighting?'

(I ... were.)

He didn't even bother to correct it, and neither did Grover. Those trips were more evil than many monsters.

(But ... hopes.)

The aforementioned teacher seemed to blush at the compliment.

(Mr. Brunner ... sleep.)

Percy's mother looked mad that her son fell asleep in class, he had a hard enough time as it was. But she also looked happy that her son took an interest in Latin.

(I ... trouble.)

"Why do I still hope for that? I mean I already know it's impossible for me not to get in trouble." Percy said saddly. And all the half-bloods wanted to tell him it's not his fault it's part of being the child of a god.

(Boy, ... idea.)

"Wow you have even more bad luck than me!" Clarisse said, while also thinking he might be a son of Ares.

(This ... sandwich.)

"That sounds incredibly disgusting." Demeter said, thinking of peanut butter and ketchup in the same sandwich. Everyone agreed, and Percy clenched his fists in anger that his best friend was being picked on again.

(Grover ... target.)

"Hey!"

(He ... cafeteria.)

"Whose side are you on?!"

"The truth!"

Everyone thought it was funny to watch the two friends fight like that.

(Anyway, ... trip.)

All the half-bloods just sighed, knowing how annoying that was.

("I'm ... down.)

"And failed horribly." Percy said, angry that he really couldn't do anything.

("It's ... happens. ")

This made Poseidon frown, were all half-bloods treated this unfairly by normal humans? 'Brother you seem troubled.' Hades asked the lord of the sea. 'Of course my son will be blamed for anything that goes wrong on this trip. Are all of our children treated like this?' Hades had a mildly surprised face on. 'So you claim the boy as yours?' Poseidon scoffed, 'Of course, but don't be too quick to judge brother, I can tell the Di Angelo are you children as well.' And with that he refused to speak to his brother anymore for the moment.

(Looking ... there.)

"Percy!" His mother scolded him. "Mom I don't know why I said that it hasn't happened yet!" He defended himself, not even saying that he shouldn't have said it.

(In-school ... thousand years.)

All the gods seemed pleased that at least a part of them was able to stun the all their children. Even if it wasn't their all powerful forms.

(He ... evil eye.)

At this Hades groaned, having a very good idea who his teacher really was, and he didn't like it at all. 'Family I fear I know the meaning of the chapter title now.' This got the other gods attention. 'What brother?' 'It means that this is a furry. I however do not know why she would be posing as a teacher, but I feel we will soon learn.'

(Mrs. Dodds ... nervous breakdown.)

"Why did she have a breakdown?" Rachel asked. Percy smirked, "She worked in a school full of delinquent children. Most of us have bets on when all the teachers will go bonkers." Percy said, then looked at his mom, "Not me and Grover of course, we would never do something like that."

(From ... devil spawn.)

From around the room people could hear Hera muttering, "You'd better not be." This caused Destiny to laugh and leave everyone else scared and/or confused.

(She ... right. ")

All the gods stared at Percy in shock, he could tell even without being able to see through the mist?! "What?!" Percy asked. "It's just impressive. Not many can tell as easily as you can without training." Athena answered him. This just confused Percy more.

(Mr. Brunner ... represents?")

All the half-bloods groaned to themselves, hating it when Chiron made them recite the ancient history of their parents.

(I ... behind me.)

"I agree with that girl!" Bianca said.

("-and ... his kids.'")

Surprisingly it was Clarisse who answered her, although angrily, "You might not have to, but some will have to know to save their lives."

("And ... radar ears.)

Connor Stoll snorted, "Ain't that the truth."

(I ... everything.)

"Actually much older and they most likely have seen everything, the good… and the bad." Annabeth told Percy, just confusing him more.

("You ... correctly.)

You could hear mumbles of agreement from all the half-bloods who had ever had Chiron teach them history.

(I ... Christmas.)

The gods all looked worried, this meant whoever stole the lightning bolt had done it during the Winter Solstice.

(We'd ... thing.)

Percy snorted, "Of course she doesn't." and looked away angrily.

(Grover ... me.)

Almost all the half-bloods gave him sad stares, he's lasted this long… but how long would it be before a monster killed him?

(Mr. Brunner ... liquid Cheetos.)

"She probably just ate Cheetos like an animal and doesn't know how to use a napkin." Destiny said while clenching her fists.

(I tried ... "Percy pushed me!")

At this point every god in attendance looked at Poseidon and waited for Hera to attack, they didn't have to wait long. "YOU BROKE THE OATH AS WELL!? I EXPECTED IT FROM MY HUSBAND AND POSSIBLY EVEN HADES BUT YOU?! UGH MEN!"

The god that had just gotten attacked looked very much relieved that she hadn't done anything worse than yell at him.

(Mrs. Dodds ... to say.)

"I have a feeling a lot of these moments will turn up before we leave this place." Annabeth said, making some laugh, while others just nodded their heads in agreement.

("Come ... to death.)

Grover mumbled, "For good reason."

(She glared at him so hard his whiskery chin trembled. "I don't think so, Mr. Underwood, " she said.

("But-" ... smirked.)

Even the most gentle of people there had to be held back from attacking the book.

(I gave ... stare.)

"Which of course is nothing like an Ares death stare, but still pretty good." Grover said to Percy, making him curious as to how Grover knew what that looked like.

(Then I ... so sure.)

Suddenly Connor Stoll stood up and shouted, "NEVER TRUST A SCHOOL COUNSELOR!" making everyone laugh.

(I went ... novel.)

At this Athena looked at the centaur and gave him a look that said, 'If this entire series happened because you got lost in a book, I may kill you.' He gulped and hoped she didn't really kill him.

(I ... empty.)

Suddenly all the half-bloods look nervous, hoping that he will have the sense to run before she attacks.

(Mrs. Dodds ... growling.)

"Well that's reassuring." Nico said sarcastically.

(Even ... me.)

All the half-bloods looked at him like, 'that's not going to stop this teacher.'

(I ... book.)

"Percy!" His mother scolded, and would've gone into extreme detail about why he shouldn't have done that, but she was too worried for him.

("Well?" ... ribbons.)

Annabeth gasped, "A Fury?"

(Then things ... Hisss!)

The half-bloods cheered, he destroyed her!

(Mrs. Dodds ..."Who?")

"Yeah. Who's Mrs. Kerr? And for that matter why did the pen turn into a sword?!" Nico asked looking freaked out and awed at the same time.

("Our ... "Who?")

Percy turned to look at his friend and said, "I know you know who I'm talking about." Grover just turned away and wouldn't speak.

(But ... "Who?")

"Oh come on! Not you too!" Percy said hoping this book wouldn't say he was really crazy.

("The... alright?")

Destiny looked at all of them and announced in a loud speaker voice, "The next chapter is called, Three Old Ladies Knit The Socks Of Death." This scared many of the campers and the others who knew the meaning of this, causing Destiny to laugh.

Well that's chapter 1!

Sorry if the characters don't talk as much as others because I might forget they are there.