I have no idea how I'm gonna get through this in one try, this chapter has always been awkward for me, but I'm gonna do it!
I own nothing in the story! That right, unfortunately, goes to Rick Riordan.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Last time:
Athena finished the chapter, "Someone else read for a little bit, I'm tired." And so the book got handed to Hazel.
She cleared her throat and began.
Now:
Chapter 6:
Everyone tried to hold in their laughter, they really did, but that title was just too funny.
(Once ... front.)
"No one can blame you for that one." Nico said.
(We ... something.)
The remaining campers looked at him curiously, "Can you do a flip?" Percy looked at them with a blank expression, "No."
(I ... thing.")
Apollo and Hermes looked impressed, "Half-truths, that's how you do it!"
(I ... that!")
"Twice!" Luke said to help.
("I ... twenty-eight.")
The half-bloods paused and looked at the satyr, he stared back.
("What! ... years.")
Everyone looked horrified.
("That's ... mind.)
Hades groaned and thought, 'Great another hero's gonna sneak into my palace and try and retrieve the dead.'
("Chiron ... hall.")
"Anyone else love how quickly he changes the subject? It's kinda like saying: I just ran over your dog. Here's a coupon for a free sundae!" Leo said, making the others laugh.
(Chiron ... asked.)
"Good question."
(Chiron ... stick.)
"I'm surprised you noticed. Most of the campers just ignore me and never even notice that I'm there." A kind voice spoke out from the center of the room. The gods smiled: Hestia.
(The ... guessed.)
"Wow. You got that fast." Annabeth said.
("Correct, ... two.")
"Well no one supposed to stay in one or two." Hera said with a pointed look at her husband.
(Okay. ... that!")
Some campers laughed at how Chiron couldn't stop Percy from doing what he wanted.
(Before ... fists.)
"Something wrong with the paint job, punk?" Ares said glaring at Percy, who quickly shook his head.
(The ... again.)
"That'll happen a lot." Annabeth said.
("Oh, ... eleven.)
Leo looked horrified, "Why would you read a book willingly? Especially when there are so many cooler things to be doing." Annabeth just looked at him. "I'm a daughter of Athena."
(When ... caduceus.)
The gods looked impressed. The boy obviously didn't study much, so it was impressive that he knew what it was called, or even what it was associated with, by sight alone.
(Inside, ... there.")
"Yes now everyone that specific spot on the floor is for Percy alone. Don't touch it." Jason said, in the same voice preschool teachers use on their students, making everyone laugh.
(The ... thieves.)
"Smart move."
(I ... me.)
Suddenly there was a loud squeal. Everyone turned to Aphrodite but she looked just as startled as they did. Then they turned to Destiny, who was smiling like crazy. "Percabeth! It's the beginning of Percabeth!" No one really got what that meant so the just shrugged it off.
(When ... guy-")
All of the gods looked shocked, "Well this is a first. A hero that doesn't have an ego!" They would have gone into further discussion about it if Hazel hadn't cleared her throat. Loudly, "Ahem! If you don't mind I'd like to get back to the story now." And without waiting for a response she continued.
("Don't ... Minotaur!)
Jason looked confused, "Wait. There's a difference?" Making everyone laugh.
(What ... So...")
The gods opened a small mental chat, 'This boy is remarkable. He doesn't get many good grades, but he knows the myths.' Hades said in a, somewhat, impressed voice.
("Monsters ... die.")
Piper turned to Annabeth, "That makes absolutely no sense."
("Oh, ... are.")
Frank and Leo shouted in sync, "I knew it!"
("You ... half- blood.")
"So basically you're saying that you fed me food that could've killed me, without knowing what would happen." Percy said, freaking out a little.
(A ... rep.)
Apollo turned to Hermes and said, "Twenty gold drachma says that he gets beat to a pulp." Hermes thought about it for a second, then remembered the title of the chapter. He smiled and said, "You're on!" and they shook on it.
(I ... johns.)
Everyone cracked up laughing.
(Clarisse's ... toilets.)
Even more laughing.
(I ... away.)
Hermes smirked, turned to Apollo and mouthed "Pay up." Apollo grumbled but handed over the money.
(As ... mouth.")
The campers that had been at camp all had one thought running through their heads, 'Great she's gonna kill him.'
(Her ... flag.")
"And that's the end of that chapter!" Hazel said, as she tossed the book to Luke, who took it reluctantly.
Chapter 8 done!
Two chapters in two days!
And I want your opinion. Should I bring in the these characters but like from after the second giant war? I've dabbled with the idea but I don't know if I should. Comment if you want to see that!