Authors Notes: It's time for another one. I have no idea where to go from this but I will do my best.

Chapter 2: Family problems

Tywin Lannister: I want you to come to Highgarden brother.

Kevan: It might take a day or so but why Tywin?

Tywin: Margaery is a giggling maniac, Willas is nowhere to be seen, Mace is incompetent, and I think Loras is gay.

Kevan: Is that all?

Tywin: ...Olenna is questioning my authority and I need you here so I can show my dominance.

Kevan: Are you drunk?

Tywin: ...

"Tywin has disconnected"

Kevan: Pray to the Gods. A drunk Tywin is never a good thing.

In Highgarden

Loras: Help us.

Willas: Why do you ask and what is the commotion down there?

Loras: Tywin found the liquor cabinet...

Willas: Oh my god. We need help stat.

"Oberyn has been invited to the group chat"

Oberyn: Why am I here again?

Willas: Tywin found the wine cabinet.

Oberyn: The good stuff?

Loras: YES!

Oberyn: Well shit! I'm not getting involved. Last time Someone got involved, House Reyne got humiliated so peace!

"Oberyn has left the group chat"

Loras: Soooooooooooo what do we do now?

Willas: Pray to the Gods...

Kings Landing

Tywin: Did you know my dear. If our houses were represented by fruits...Then we would be Tomatoes and the dwarf would be a cherry tomato. Get it my dear.

Cersei: Tomatoes are not a fruit and the Imp already told me this

Tywin: First: Fucking Robert has made you stupid...Second: Lock the Imp up for stealing my witty comment

Cersei: Are you drunk? Did you just make a joke!

Tywin: So what if I did?

"Tyrion has been invited to this group chat"

"Jaime has been invited to this group chat"

Tyrion: So what new hell did I get invited to?

Jaime: Why did you invite me Cersei

Cersei: Father just made a joke..

Jaime: Well I'm not getting involved in the works of the devil

Tyrion: For once I am speechless and justifiably frightened

"Jaime has left the group chat"

"Tyrion has renamed the group chat into 'Sweet new hell'"

"Tyrion has left 'Sweet new hell'"

Cersei: Screw this I'm getting a drink

"Cersei has disconnected"

AN: I actually having fun writing this. But I might need help. If you have suggestions then write away(if you want).