Authors Notes: Here it is! The most cringiest(is that even a word?) story I've written in my life. If you enjoyed it then thank you. If you didn't then please help me

Chapter 4: I sense a Misunderstanding brewing.

Kingslanding

Joffrey: Uncle, thx for the crossbow. Really enjoyed using it on Ros

Jaime: Is that a metaphor?

Joffrey: Yeah! Totally! Still thanks

Jaime: No worries son!

Joffrey: Son?

"Jaime has disconnected"

Joffrey: Uncle?

Meanwhile in Braavos

Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos: Where are you Boy?

Arya: First: Is that really your username? Second: I'm tired. Third: IM A GIRL.

Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos: The God of Death doesn't get "tired" girl. And what do we say to him

Arya: Not Today

Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos: Good.

Arya: And what do we say to practice!

Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos: Elaborate child

Arya: NOT TODAY!

Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos: Doesn't matter anymore since I have found you

"Syrio Forel The First Sword of Braavos has disconnected"

Arya: Shit!

In the Vale.

Petyr: Cat I have loved you since the moment I've seen you, if you weren't married, would you have accepted and reciprocated my feelings?

Cat: What?

Petyr: Auto-correct! I was trying to ask how you were doing?

Cat: Fine...

Casterly Rock

Cersie: Uncle Kevan!

Kevan: What is it?

Cersie: Are Tomatoes fruits?

Kevan: Yes it is.

Cersie: Is everyone in this family stupid! TOMATOES ARE VEGETABLES!

Kevan: And you wonder why Joffrey got an F in his exam.

"Kevan has disconnected"

On the Wall

?: Tormund, stop fucking that bear and help me already!

Jon Snow: Ummmmmmm, who are you?

?: Shit! Wrong number! GTG bye!

Jon Snow: Wait at least tell me your name!

?: Dont know why I'm doing this but I'm Ygritte. And you are

Jon Snow: Jon Snow.

Ygritte: Well nice ta meet ya now if you mind. I need ta teach my friend a lesson.

"Ygritte has disconnected"

Jon Snow: ...Bye...

AN: This was asked of me by a Guest. So I introduced Ygritte. Anyway thanks for reading and remember.

The text between Jon and Ygritte is like a phone number thing. You know those photos where guys accidentally send a nice to another guy. Wrong number stuff.