Authors Notes: Sorry for late update. Had some stuff to do...

Chapter 5: Names

The House of Frey.

Black Walder: Ummm father?

Walder Frey: What is it Bastard?

Black Walder: Why is my name Black Walder? Instead of well ANYTHING ELSE?

Walder Frey: Foolish boy...It's because I give no shits about you. Now if you keep complaining, I will replace you like I did with Stella.

Black Walder: Who's Stella?

Walder Frey: EXACTLY!

"Meanwhile in Dorne"

Doran: Oberyn my dear brother. How has it been for you in Kingslanding. Anything GOOD going on so far.

Oberyn: Its bemhhn gkingb grtrwart sygod far.

Doran: Are you drunk?

Oberyn: Oh I'm sorry, writing with my tongue is hard.

Doran: "Writing with my tongue" What do you mean by that?

Oberyn: Nothing nevermind, seeya...

"Oberyn has disconnected"

Doran: At least give me some dirt on TYWIN!

Whilst this is going on: In Casterly Rock

Tommen: Brother. What you seen Tom?

Joffrey: Ooof course not! Why would you ever think that! Hahahhhaahh

"Joffrey has disconnected"

Next

Myrcella: Tommen! I just got a boyfriend!

Tommen: Congrats sis. I'm currently looking for Tom.

Myrcella: Oh I think I saw Uncle Tyrion hold it.

Tommen: Thank you!

Myrcella: No problems little brother. Anyway would you like to learn about Trystane.

Tommen: How about tomorrow? Yeah tomorrow definitely! Goodbye!

"Tommen has disconnected"

Then:

Tommen: Uncle Tyrion! Do you have Tim

Uncle Tyrion: No I don't actually. But I saw my sister holding it, but it wasn't moving.

Tommen: What do you mean by that Uncle? Please don't be what I think it is.

Uncle Tyrion: It is, unfortunately. It was bloodied and gone. A sword probably.

Tommen: Why would she do something so monstrous.

Uncle Tyrion: I don't know, but if you must shout at her, then say this. Ok.

Tommen: Say what?

...

Finally:

Tommen: Mom! You stupid tomato! I hate you!

Cersei: What did I do?

Tommen: You know exactly what you did. You tomato.

Cersei: Im done.

"Cersei has disconnected"

AN: Uni has started again! So I'm gonna take a break until the weekend. So you might see a lot of updates then.

Bye