Authors Notes: It's time for more texts. The humour is terrible, the ideas are horrible and unoriginal but it's still good?
Anyway let's get it on!:
Wildlings and Dothraki are quite difficult to deal with aren't they?
Essos
Khal Drogo: Moon of my life why is this Iron Chair important again
Viserys: You have the wrong person oh GREAT Khal.
Khal Drogo: Okay, thank you and for your compliment, you shall receive one pony fit for a begger king.
Viserys: I want my crown my crown now! Or I swear to God I will take my sister back!
Khal Drogo: You shall receive it tonight for sure. Come to our cabin, we have a lot of soup brewing for your CROWNING
Viserys: YESSSSSSS!
In The cabin of Jorah
Khal Drogo: Where do I find easy meltable gold?
Jorah: Why Khal Drogo?
Khal Drogo: I would love to give Viserys a crown for a KING.
Jorah: Oh!
Jorah: Shit! Viserys is being crowned my king!
Khal Drogo: I know, I told you it
Jorah: Yessss Yesses! I was just repeating what you said hahaha.
"Jorah has disconnected"
Khal Drogo: At least tell me where to find the gold!
Beyond the Wall
Ygritte: Oii Tormund stop fucking that bear and help me already.
Tormund: Almost done yah twat!
Ygritte: One day I'll rip ye cock off and make sure that bear eats it!
Tormund: It might choke her cuz of the girth hahaha!
Ygritte: Fuck muh life
Tormund: I would but yer ginger minge is probably musky and puffy.
Ygritte: mmkay I'm killing yah!
Meanwhile
Maege: Brother! I MET THE MAN AGAIN!
Jeor Mormont: Do you mean that Wildling!
Maege: Yes the large red head.
Jeor Mormont: If I find him I swear to god.
CUT TO THE WALL!
Jon Snow: Good morning.
Ygritte: I recognise you from ages ago!
Jon Snow: Yes I just wanted to say hi
Ygritte: K then...Um Hi?
Jon Snow: Yes, Hi?
Ygritte: ooooookay, good bye?
"Ygritte has disconnected"
Jon Snow: Yes Goodbye...
Back in Essos
Daenarys: Brother! Are you alright?
Viserys: Of fucking course not. I was held down then got poured hot metal on my head. I barely survived, why didn't you save me?
Daenarys: Ummmmm good luck!
"Daenerys has disconnected"
Viserys: DANYYYYYYYYYY
AN: And it's done finito, Chapter 6! More will come though..I promise. I messed up and I edited the Maege Mormont bit, thank you for correcting me. I'm not a genius