Another update, bishes! Hope you're happy.

So, update on my bestie's mama. She's currently going through treatment, but we aren't really optimistic about her chances (since she's 79). Also, my bestie recently got in a terrible car crash a month ago with a drunk driver and broke A LOT of the bones in his body. The stupid fucker rammed right into the driver's side and my bestie may never regain full use of his left arm, and they had to amputate his last right fingers (ring and pinkie).

I haven't been updating as much as promised because he just woke up a week ago and I've been talking to him and his fiancée. Please try to be understanding; he's fighting for his life, and I want to be there for him.

ANYwhore, on with the disclaimers! I do not own anything but my OFC, partially some of the plot, my dialogue, and any OOCness on the character's parts, including sarcasm of any kind. ;)

Enjoy the show!

Elle's POV (still)

I felt myself being picked up and held tight against familiar armor. I curled my small, scarred figure into Optimus's large chest and let the tears go down my face.

.::I am so sorry, Elle. I am so, so sorry.::. Optimus's voice rumbled through my head. I snuggled myself into him and Poppa sighed. .::I should have thought of that. I am very sorry, my little sparkling. Please, please stop crying.::. He whispered, petting my hair with a finger. I willed my tears to stop, and wiped my face.

A sad and confused whir came from Bee.

"Did I (static) do something (static) wrong, (static) El?" Bee asked, sounding miserable. I shook my head, a weak chuckle erupting from my throat.

"You're fine, darlin. I just wish Optimus would think before he acted." I said, patting my Poppa's armor.

"Autobots, recon." Poppa ordered, and set me down. I went to Bee and we looked through the porch windows at Mr and Mrs Witwicky. We backed away as they looked over.

"Can't you be quiet? He told us to be quiet." Optimus scolded. Rachet said something in return, then tripped and fell into a bunch of electrical cables.

"Whoa. That was tingly! You should try that!" He told Ironhide.

"Yeah, that looks fun." 'Hide said sarcastically.

"Earthquake, earthquake! Judy, get under the table!" Mr Witwicky called to Judy Witwicky.

"How did you get over there so fast?" Judy asked, leaning toward him. I giggled as I realized the man had taken his wine with him. And I groaned silently when I realized that all of the Autobots had transformed in the back-yard.

"This isn't hiding!" I heard Spazzo shout from his window. "This is my backyard, not a truck-stop!" I could tell he was stressed out, so I went over to Ironhide and kicked his tire.

"Up, up, up, rust bucket!" I said. 'Hide grunted.

"Stop kicking me, sweetspark." He grumbled. I huffed and crossed my arms.

"Then actually hide, rather than park here." I grumbled back. Then Poppa transformed and picked me up.

"Go help Samuel, sparkling, and for the love of Primus, stay safe." He said, then I crawled through the window.

"Elle?" Mikaela asked. I sighed.

"Poppa really wants those glasses, Taco Muffin." I explained. She nodded and we continued searching. We heard footsteps and Sam came over.

"Hide, hide, hide." He chanted, making us crouch behind a chair in the corner.

"Calm down, Spazzo, we're going, we're going." I hissed.

"Is this door locked? Sam, you know the rules: no locked doors in my house." Ron scolded.

"Sammy just open the door. He'll just start counting."

"10, 9, 8"

"Oh, dear Lord, he's counting." Judy said.

"7, 6, 5, 4, It's coming off the hinges, pal, 3, 2, stand back!"

"What's up? What's with the bat?" Sam asked, opening the door.

"Why are you so filthy?" Judy asked.

"I'm a child, you know, I'm a teenager." Sam said.

"We heard voices and noises, and we thought, maybe-" Judy rambled nervously.

"Doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?" Ron interjected, coming into the room and surveying the filth.

Hey guys, I am so sorry for all the delays and all the shit I've been spouting. Secret, I'm sorry, but suck it up. I'll update when I'll update. Deal with it. Thank you Angelwings5952, cc, kaitlynn-the-kat890, orcafan1, Alice Gone Madd, PrimesSPARROW, Ravenna nightxxx, Bee4ever, Wolfe's Girl, emzydatffan, Ratchet's Sparkling, edwardilovebella, cartec677, Dragon of Yin and Yang, Wags14, and Guest. Thank you all for your support, kindness and understanding. COOKIE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE (even you Secret, as long as you're nice from now on) ( :: ) ( :: ) ( :: )