Okay the first real chapter of The Louder House, some will be from the show, others will be my own ideas. Don't know how to incorporate all the sibs but YOLO.
8:45
We see Toby opening his locker, but then he heard a droop and felt a draft. He looked down to see his pants around his ankles, exposing his rubber duck underpants. He looked to the side and complained.
"Really?"
Then everyone laughed.
10:10
Toby was getting up to leave then fell to the ground. He saw his shoes laces tied together.
"How originall?"
He sarcastically said while everyone laughed.
12:35
At lunch, he went to sit down until he heard a
pleeeeeeeeeeee
He took out a whoopie cushion from under his behind.
"Seriously?"
Everyone laughed again.
3:15
He looked around for the bully, he then open his looker and a bunch of garbage was dumped on him. This was it.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!" He then stomped away.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Toby was then walking home with his two friends Grant and Steven. Grant was an eleven year old African American with a black and light blue striped long sleeved shirt, black jeans, and black shoes. He had a small afro with a white streak on the left side. Steven had light orange hair and wore a black shirt, blue jacket, ripped jeans, and black boots.
"So you really confronted that bully?" Grant asked.
Toby confirmed "Yes Grant, I told to meet me in front of my house at 4:10 so we can settle this."
"Oh my gosh, you go throw down like two hounds for the last slice of bacon" Steven asked in a mix of southern and British accent.
"I'm not an animal Steven, I'm going to give a strongly worded speech to this brute. I just need to write."
"Looks like that bully left you a reminder." Grant pointed to Toby's grey hair.
"Eh?" He turned and saw a note stuck to his hair with a piece of gum. He read it
"Dork"
He was so annoyed. Grant smelled the gum. "Hmm don't recognized that flavor."
"Let me try" Steven then took a whiff. "Smells like (sniff sniff) my family's trip to Acapulco last summer"
"They used Mexican flavor gum."
Toby saw an arrow on the note which meant to turn it around, he did and saw
"Mexican's not a flavor, you ignoramus"
The three were shocked at this. But that soon wore off.
"Well I better get this off, don't want my siblings getting involved. Every time even the smallest things happen to me they always jump in but only makes things worse."
"I don't know, maybe they'd be helpful, Your sister Rhonda gives the best advice. She told me to never be myself. Sigh what a woman" Grant then spaced out. Yeah if you can't tell who's kid this guy is, he also has an unrequited crush on an older Loud.
"Poor Grant, when will he learn to just let it go?"
"Probably never Steve." He turns to us. "Sweet poor little Grant, he doesn't know what having 22 meddling siblings is like
FLASH
Toby was now laying down on the coach with a blanket over him. Locke took his temperature, Rowan took an X-ray, Rhea and Lulu bandaged him up from the waist up but left off his mouth to breathe, Lance made him hot chicken soup which he accidentally spilled on his lap, and then Rhea and Lulu came back to bandage everywhere below his waist.
FLASH
"... and that was just a stumped toe."
"Well then you better get that gum out." Grant told him.
"I suggest you use peanut butter, smooth. Because chunky will get stuck in their with the gum. I speak from personal experience." Steven suggested.
"Thanks guys."
Toby then went inside to find an empty living room
pheow
He then saw Layla and Randy playing with their toys. He told them to shhhhhh. He snuck around them and
squeek
He step on a rubber clown.
They heard silence.
"shhhhhh" went the babies.
"shhhhh" said Toby. He went to the kitchen hiding the gum from his siblings along the way and made it to the fridge. But he was furious when he saw no more peanut butter and threw the jar in the garbage. He overheard Rhonda say 'cut it out', and this gave him an idea. He snuck over to a can in the living room where found a pair of scissors. He then snuck his way to his room, past his other siblings and was home free.
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.
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Until
"Greetings human"
He jumped at the sudden appearance genius triplets, nothing gets passed them. "There's liquid ambarstarasaflu in you phillicular area." Said Leroy. I have no idea what he just said.
"Huh"
"You have gum in your hair" Rowan clarified.
"Oh right I'm sure-"
"Being of average intelligence you clearly did not place it there yourself." Said Roddy.
"There for we came to the conclusion that someone is picking on you."
Toby went down on his hands and knees and begged them not to tell anyone. Rowan told him there wasn't enough room in any of thier brains for this kind of tom foolery. Her words.
Thinking he's in the clear he went into his room and snipped the gum out.
But then.
.
.
. BOOM
His door was flung from the hinges and he saw all 22 of his siblings looking pissed.
"YOU'RE BEING PICKED ON!"
"Guys I thought you wouldn't say anything."
"Correction, I specifically said there wasn't any room for your secret, so we transferred it to Lyla. Who's brain apparently has room to spare." Clarified Rowan.
"Thanks" said girl was grateful, until she realized what that meant. "Hey!"
"So you are being bullied?" Asked an angry Ruby.
"Uh no."
"Then explain that" Rosetta pointed to the hair covered gum.
"Uh that's my gum" he popped it in his mouth "hmmmm, Mexican flavored. AND HAIR" He then spat the gum out. Then his siblings went furious and thought off revenge plans. He tried to tell them to stay out of it bu they didn't listen. Soon they gave him some ideas on payback like telling the principal, texting a picture of him to his friends, insult comedy, a curse, using him as a plunger, even giving him the chipped cup at a tea party. When R.J. went to find the boy who bullied her brother, he finally stood up.
"STOP, IT'S NOT EVEN A BOY!" Everyone then stopped to look at him in shock and confusion.
"Is it a dog?" Asked a confused Lance.
Toby decided to come clean.
"It's...
It's a girl."
GASP
SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All the girls sans Rowan then gave him a group hug.
"Normally I have no concern for human emotions but, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" She then joined the hug.
"What" The boys of the family were so confused.
Rhonda explain "When a girl picks on a boy, there's only one explanation.
She liiiiiiiiiiikes youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
Squuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"That's ridiculous. That's not real." Complained Toby's boy siblings.
"Nikki" Locke was silenced.
"Dana" Lance was silenced.
"Maddie" down went Leo.
"Alexa" Roman looked down.
"Bayley" Razor fainted happily at the name. Then stood up ashamed.
"Jessie" Ludo zipped his lips.
"Star" Robin followed his twin.
"Dextra" Leroy silenced.
"Jackie" Roddy stopped.
"Huh, maybe your right"
"AHH come on guys, she shoved a hamburger down my pants. I was picking sesame seed out of my buns for weeks"
The girls awwwww'd at that.
"You people are nuts. She hates me, I'm meeting her today to give her a piece of my mind!" Said a defiant Toby.
"You need to give her a piece of your heart." Said Rhonda.
"WHAT"
"I think he needs to kiss her." Layla and Randy made kissy faces.
"WHAT"
Then the sibs made what looked like a sibling-nado. Toby ran for it to the bath tub.
"HELP ME!" He screamed into his walky talky.
"Grant Reporting"
"Steven here, whats the emergency?"
"My siblings have lost it, they think the bully likes me. They want me to kiss her!"
His friends though about this and...
"I say he goes for it."
"STEVEN"
"Come on Tobe, they might be right here. Girls know more about this. Besides, isn't that how your brothers first started with their girls."
"Well yeah but that can't be...uhhhh...woah uh me? You relly think she may like ME? How would I know?"
"You know what to do"
So he told them he would go for it, they were ecstatic.
When it came time for the moment of truth, the sibs looked out the window while Toby went of screen.
Smooch
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww-
POW
"Oooooooooooooo"
Toby stomped back with his left eye all bruised up. He was seething with rage. He just went up to his room without saying a word.
"I told you this was a bad idea!" The boys said to the girls.
4:30
In Toby's room.
"GUUUH why did I listen to them. My siblings are ALWAYS WRONG!"
Whistle
"huh"
He looked out the small window, and into the view came a small pebble with a note that landed on his bed. He read it
"Sorry dork, here's my number
505-6712
Text Me"
He was surprised, then smiled. he looked out the window again and got hit in the face with a bag of frozen peas. He saw another note on it.
"For your eye
I'll see you in school
XOXOXO Nia Jaq"
Now he was really shocked, and happy. He looked to see the girl who put him through so much torture. He saw a girl his age but a couple inches taller. She looked a tad Asian, had brown hair to her shoulders, and looked a bit bigger than the girls in school. She wore a black hoodie with a green outline, white short shorts, black thigh high socks and green flats. She gave him a small wave with an apologetic look and made a run for it home. He smiled and looked back at the readers.
"Well guys, maybe this one time they were right. BUT DONT SAY ANYTHING"