Okay, now for an update to my Loud House fanfic.

It was a nice Tuesday afternoon, Toby Loud was working on his science project for school: the solar system. "There you go Mars, right next to your pal Earth. I'd watch out for Jupiter if I were you, he's quite... gassy." Toby commentated.

"Hey Toby."

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH Toby jumped and knocked over a container of blood his younger goth brother Roman was holding when he appeared right next to him. "Roman! You got blood all over my project."

"Relax, it's fake." Roman clarified. Razor had just walked in and realized the mess "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH BLOOD!" He screamed.

"Relax bro, it's fake."

The three then cleaned up all the blood from the dining room. Roman inspected his creation. "Hmmm, needs more corn syrup." The scary and scared twins head into the kitchen.

Ding dong

Toby then went to answer the door. When he answered it, he was met with a boy his age with brown hair, and glasses. He had a green t shirt, jeans, and white sneakers. He was also a lot shorter than Toby. Next to him was a girl three years younger than him with light blue hair, a pink dress, and pink flats. There was also little girl with a blonde pony tail, a spike collar, and a skull earring. She wore a light grey shirt, black sweat pants, and boots. Toby greeted the boy visitor.

"Hey Zen." The dudes fist bumped.

"Hey Tobe, ready to work on our project. BTW my parents are out, so I have to watch my little sis and here friend."

"Cool, hey Zee."

"Hey mister." The color haired girl greeted.

"Sage."

"Sup."

While the two boys were working on their project, Zee was playing a with a digital pet and Sage was eating a tub of chicken legs bored out of her mind. Just then Roman entered, when he saw the girls. "Woah." And then Razor came in and "Woaaaah." Roman dropped a jar which broke, then they ran before anyone noticed them.

In their room

Roman and Razor were pacing around their room, wondering what is happening to them. "What do I do brother?" Roman asked.

"i don't know Rome."

"Sigh, even though she's not my type... Zee is just so pretty." Roman wooed.

"Yeah I know how you feel. Sage isn't the scared and paranoid type, but why does that make so alluring?"

Roman took her doll of Vampire Queen Allauna, "Don't worry Allauna, you'll always be my un-dead soulmate. But until we're united, it can't hurt to have someone to hang with."

"You think we should talk to them?"

"Well, it's worth a shot."

later

Zee was in the living room watching cartoons, minding her own business when...

"Hey"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, she screamed as Roman had just pooped up out of nowhere next to her. "Cartoons, the only remainder of our youth until we all become old and bitter. Hey, I'm Roman." He held his hand out for the nice girl. She took one look at him and.

.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Zee screamed while running to the door. Roman just slumped miserably.

Meanwhile

Sage went to get a snack from the fridge, then she saw a plastic container filled with green stuff. She took it out to inspect it.

"I see you found my anti ghost goop."

GAH, the punk jumped and spilled the 'goop' on her.

"Oops I'm so sorry here let me clean that up." He pulled a towel out and rubbed the green stuff off her. "It's my secret recipe."

"I also have a secret recipe, my knuckle sandwich." She threaten, he didn't need any other instruction to run.

Just at the same time Zee ran out the door, "Great not again." Sage went out after her friend.

Razor joined his twin on the lonely coach. They sighed miserably. "What happened here."

"We were just trying to talk to Zee and Sage, but they ran off." Roman explained miserably.

"What's wrong with us?"

"Well I don't know what's wrong, Sage is great for you Roman. And Razor, Zee is-"

"Uh dude I'M trying to get Sage." Razor interrupted him.

"Yeah, Zee is mine."

"Oh. Yeah I don't think they're into your specific interests." Toby said now knowing who wants to date who.

"Well What are they into?"

"Don't know them that well, but Zee looks like a regular normal kid. And Sage seems more of a tough king of gal."

"Hmmmmm."

That night

"LEXI! Did you take my hair gel again!?" Locke demanded. The mini princess Peach stepped out of her room.

"NO! BUt someone took my perfume, LANCE must have took it." The fashion moogle exited the bathroom.

"NOT, but I would like to know who took my green church sweater Rhonda." The three then started arguing, then they were interrupted buy a fight between the male sports quadruplet and the handy twins.

"SHUT UP!"

"What is going on?" Locke asked.

"HE TOOK MY BASEBALL BAT!" Leo pointed at Ludo.

"NOT HE TOOK MY CHAIN NECKLACE!" he pointed at Robin.

"AAAAAGGGGGGGGGG, HE TOOK MY BIKER'S HELMET!" Just then a six way brawl started until they smelt an aroma.

Lexi stooped the fight "Hold on, I smell my perfume" She followed the scent to...

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... Roman and Razor's room? She open the door and they saw

GASP

Roman in spraying him self with perfume, in a sweater, with slick back hair. Razor holding a bat, in a chain around his neck and biker helmet.

EEP.

"Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

"I was just trying to be normal so Zen's sister Zee would like me." Roman explained.

"And I was trying to be more tough so her friend Sage would like ME. We're sorry we took your stuff." The two bowed in shame.

"Yeah your sorry... you didn't let us help!" They were not expecting this.

One make over later

After all the siblings, sans Toby, had heard Roman and Razor want to change, they immediately wen to work. After a long process, Roman now had blond hair with bangs still over his eyes. He was wearing a purple T shirt with a puppy playing basketball, brown shorts, and sandles. Razor now had a black spikey hair, a skull shirt and necklace, ripped jeans, and black boots.

"FINISHED!"

They looked themselves in the mirror

GAH, Razor jumped. "A little crazy, but hopefully enough for my soon to be lady."

"I think I can work with this."

"Go try walking in your new shoes." Rhonda asked them to do. But then they just fell down the stairs as Toby was just heading up to his room while carrying his complete science project. The grey haired Loud raised an eyebrow.

"Who were they?"

"The new and improved, regular Roman and tough Razor." Rhonda told him as they popped their heads out of the room and in the hallway.

"That's how you're helping them, by changing who they are completely? I don't think that's-"

"Like you have any insight in the heart." Rowan.

"Just get Zee and Sage back here bro." Commanded Lulu.

"How?"

"Get Zen to bring them, don't you have more work to do on your project?" Rhea asked.

"Nope, done." Toby presented the solar system, then R.J. broke it with a hockey stick.

"Not any more." The others grinned as Toby glared.

Tomorrow

Toby and Zen were fixing up the broken project, Zee was back and playing with a yo-yo while Sage at a giant piece of salami.

"So the dog did this?" Zen asked confused.

"uhhh yep, BAD FRED!" Fred was a terrior, who seemed annoyed and butt-scooted away. Just then the new twins had just came down, took a few deep breathes, then went over to their respective crushes.

"OM-gosh Zee, it's so great to see you again." Roman said in monotoned happy voice.

"Hiiiiiiii, do I know you?"

"I'm Roman."

"No, Roman is dark and brooding."

"Well I'm not anymore." Zee just looked uncomfortable.

With the 'former' paranoid freak. "Yo yo yo Sagey, Dr Razor is in the hizzle." He mocked a rapper tone.

"What is this?" she asked with narrowed eyes and her mouth full of deli meat.

"The renewed Razor Loud, R. Loudah." The girls just looked confused at each other.

And then Locke and Nikki took them out on a triple mini golf date which went terribly wrong.

When they got home.

"What happen?"

"Are you going on a second date?"

"Tell us everything!"

"Are you totes in love?"

The goth and scaredy cat sighed, "No, everything fell apart."

"We're sorry guys, we shouldn't have tried to turn you into something you're not." Locke apologized.

"We're sorry" same with everyone who changed them.

"You guys have your own style. A brooding masochist, and a guy who thinks everything is out to get him. You guys are special, and we love you just the way you are."

"Thanks guys, we know you tried to help." Razor told them.

"We thank you, but now we must be alone." Roman said while they went upstairs.

Toby was just walking with his project until he came across their room.

"Well Allauna, Zee doesn't like my old self, she doesn't like my regular self" The grey haired boy saw Roman throwing off all the non-him stuff on the floor, and Razor taking off the rapper outfit. "She just doesn't like me at all."

"Who am I kidding, I'm everything Sage hates in a guy. Scrawny, weak, and I sleep with a night light to keep away the boogyman. We're just gonna die alone surrounded by the cats and bats we so adored." Roman and Razor then went to cry themselves to sleep.

"Poor guys."

"Drac, bedtime." Just then a bat flew by and knocked over Toby's project.

"Darn it."

Tomorrow

Toby was now at his partner Zen's house, a small white house on the side of the suburbs.

"Done, now if we just stay away from your house, we're gold." Zen said as they finished their solar system.

Just then Zee walked in and appeared to be covered in blood. "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH ZEE YOUR BLEEDING!" Zen then fainted.

"Don't worry it's fake."

"Why do you have fake blood?" Toby asked.

"She saw Roman had a plate of it, and she thought it looked intresting." Sage told him.

"Did not! Maybe a little."

Toby turned to the delinquent and saw a container of green goop. "Uh what's-"

"Some anti zombie goo, got the idea from razor. This could be helpful in the probability of an apocalypse."

They then went off to finish their things. Toby then got an idea, he then butt bumped the project off the table and it broke.

Later

Back at the Loud house, the guys were finishing fixing their project for the third time in two days. Razor was right now in the basement putting some touches on a disaster proof bunker. Until he felt a smack on the rear.

GAH, he turned to see a smirking Sage. He then blushed she that she touched his bottom. "Ummm hi."

"Hey, I see you dropped the rapper gimmick." She remarked.

"Yeah, it wasn't really working for me. I tried to be more manly and tough, but who was I kidding."

"Well I'm really glad you're back to your old self." she thanked while wrapping an arm around him.

"Thanks, well see yo- wait what? You... like my real self?" he asked shocked and confused.

"Honestly, I never thought that much on boys. Until I saw you." She purred.

"But I thought I was too meek and helpless for you."

"Perfect for this."

EEP

He looked at her smug face, "Did you you just pinch my buttock?"

"...maybe." she blushed, which caused Razor to blush. "Does this answer?" She used her free hand to grab him by the collar and kiss him on the lips, he was shocked but soon melted into it.

Meanwhile

Roman was just putting his fake blood in the fridge, then closed the door to see...

GAH

Zee standing on the other end. "Oh, hi."

Zee picked up a couple fruit sodas, "Hiiiiiiiii, you blacked your hair back." She commented.

"Yeah, the blonde wasn't working. I tried to be more regular and normal, but I think I'll just stick to who I am."

"Well, I'm really glad to hear that."

"Thanks well bye." He walked away gloomily. But then reversed walked back, "Wait you are?" Zee wide eyed. "But when we first met you ran away from me, I thought I scared you off."

Zee then shyly confessed, "Honestly, I thought you were to out of my league. And I couldn't think of what to say to you, so I ran." She then blushed "You actually look kinda hot in black." Now Roman blushed, they were like two little kids in love.

"You know, my coffin collection is in the storage room in the basement, wanna check it out?"

"Hmmm okay, as long as I don't have to get in one." Roman then showed her his collection.

Toby saw all this and winked to us.

Well that's all I got.

Bye