didn't realise I had been neglecting this! So much writing to be done, so little time.

Domcup... I think. It sort of happened.

-HTTYD-

After being groped by her, then watching her get fucked rather spectacularly by her son, Astrid found she had little qualms or nerves kissing Valka anymore. The woman seemed really quite happy about that fact, and Astrid found she had similar habits to Hiccup in that she would slide a hand around Astrid's lower back, keeping her supported when she felt like her knees would give out.

Hiccup seemed rather thrilled by the shift himself, given that whenever he saw them doing it he either beamed or made a joke about Snoggletog coming early. It took Valka a while to ask what that joke was about. Astrid let Hiccup explain that one, blood running hotter in her cheeks and her groin as he made a show if it, talking about how aroused Astrid had been that night. Valka looked no less affected, breath hitching as Hiccup murmured the story against her ear in gruff whispers until he had both females quivering and hungry.

"Hey Hiccup, what did you do with Gothi's wedding gift?"

His brow furrowed in confusion, but then he clicked what Astrid was asking about.

"It's in the herb box, why?"

Crawling across Valka to straddle her husband, Astrid bit his lip as she kissed him hungrily.

"I think you're gonna need it."

He pretended to be put out - difficult when his mom had caught on and was ghosting her fingers over his inner thigh.

"What happened to there's nothing wrong with my performance?"

"There isn't, but that was before you had to keep up with both of us at once."

Hiccup and Valka had both been letting Astrid set the pace at which whatever they had moved, and while Astrid was getting there, she still tended to back out of going further after the day-after-wedding thing. Now apparently she was horny enough to let it be three again, and she felt Hiccup react to that fact as his hot shaft (when had his mother got his leggings down?) twitched against her thigh.

He whined as two hands wrapped around his shaft, Astrid's smaller and Valka's thinner as they stroked him slowly. Only when his eyes started to glaze over did Astrid stop, climbing out of his lap and enjoying his needy whimper.

"Unfair!"

"Why should you have all the fun?"

Turning her eyes to Valka, the woman shared her cheeky grin and stood up to take Astrid's outstretched hand.

"Quite right Astrid."

"Hold on! I never said I wouldn't take it, I was just checking you weren't saying I was sub-standard."

Hiccup was suddenly so adorably eager, almost tripping over his leggings as he stood up and managed to cover his erection again. Under both women's eyes he stumbled over to the herb box, pulling up the pouch of aphrodisiac mix and swallowing one of the oil-stuck balls of herbs and Odin-knows what to increase his ah... potency.

"Ugh, that's gross."

"I'm sure we can take your mind off it."

He stopped to drink some water, then Hiccup practically leapt on Astrid, kissing her hard before she could even let Valka's hand go. Valka did it for her, standing behind Astrid instead to help keep her upright. Both of them being taller than her made Astrid feel sufficiently sandwiched between the two, especially when Hiccup stopped kissing her and cranes his neck to kiss Valka over her shoulder. His erection still dug into her, not dulled by the taste of his little helper and too soon to be caused by it.

"Bed?"

Hazy, Astrid took a minute to hear him properly.

"Mmm. Down here though, don't want anyone to notice it's not just me with you tonight."

It was the first time Astrid had been in Valka's bed, finding her room had a shelf of just vases of wildflowers on one side, another with different scales shed by various dragon species that shone in the candlelight. Then there was another sign she was like Hiccup - there were drawings everywhere, but she could tell they weren't her husbands hand.

"You getting in on this Astrid" she saw Hiccup and Valka already on the bed, Hiccup taking a minute out of nipping his mothers sensitive neck to alert her "or admiring my mothers interior design?"

"Shut up."

Her own neck throbbed lightly as she remembered Valka sucking a bruise into her throat, the actual mark faded but the memory burnt into her mind forever. Astrid kicked off her boots and joined them on the bed, mouth claimed by each of them in turn until her head was spinning. How was it fair they could both kiss her to incoherency?

"Milady? You still with us?"

"Mhmm."

Hiccup chuckled, biting lightly at her collarbone as he divested her of her vest, fingers raising goosebumps on the bare skin of her waist when he kissed her again. They hovered over her breast bindings, questioning, waiting for consent. Astrid hummed in agreement, not ready to stop kissing him yet and Hiccup smiled into it, working the bindings off her and touching her breasts gently.

Honestly, she was hoping for a little more... fire. That aphrodisiac needed to start working soon.

"Hey, how come I'm the only one getting undressed here?"

"You seemed keen on bossing me about before. I assumed you would let us know if you wanted a change."

Mock-glaring, Astrid saw the amusement in Hiccup's eyes and nudged him off her, over to an ever-so-patient Valka.

"Consider this me letting you know. Even it out chief."

Hiccup winked, then turned his attentions to Valka's clothing and she was as eager as he was to remove fabric in the quest for bare skin to explore. Astrid didn't begrudge the fact the two often spent longer kissing each other sometimes - they couldn't do it outside their home, where Hiccup and Astrid could with ease and impunity. Plus... it was a rather pleasant show. They were both tactile and handsy, groping and growling and wrestling for dominance.

The herbs were starting to kick in for Hiccup, judging by the tent of his shorts as his leggings came off. Valka barely let him remove hers before she pushed his shorts off, his swollen cock leaking as they rutted next to Astrid. Her thighs clenched in need as she felt her underwear grow wetter, slightly-aggressive-dominant Hiccup exactly what she had wanted from the 'gift' from Gothi.

"Thor, I knew this stuff would make me hard but it's..."

"Bringing out the animal in you?"

Hiccup nodded at Valka, his hips frotting against her for some relief as the effects began to overtake him.

"You know... that's what we want from you sometimes."

Hiccup turned to Astrid, cocking his head curiously despite the urgency of his cock.

"What?"

"You're sweet and good and you always make sure everybody is having fun" Astrid swallowed her shame and nerves, crawling over to kiss Hiccup despite practically shoving her boobs in Valka's face to do so "but sometimes a girl just wants to be thrown down and fucked."

Despite everything, Hiccup actually blushed a little.

"I'm not sure I'm the 'throw down' sort."

"I'd say you're getting there" Astrid reached down, squeezing his cock and he growled "so let your body do it's thing, we'll tell you if you need to slow down."

Still unsure, Hiccup turned to look down at Valka.

"Mom?"

"Your wife is quite right."

Hen bit his lip, thinking.

"You both promise you'll tell me if I'm out of line?"

"Hiccup, you really think we would let you get away with it if you were?"

"Mm. Good point."

Despite her hopes, Astrid wasn't quite prepared for Hiccup to literally dive at her, growling as he practically ripped off her skirt and she realised he had been trying to hold back until then. Now the 'beast' was being freed, teeth on her neck tightening as he found her wet and wanting when her leggings came down. Her underwear didn't last either, leaving all three naked and Astrid was too aroused to even think about if she cared.

This was what she was hoping for. Hiccup didn't disappoint, fingers dragging roughly across her skin and his teeth leaving reddened, raised welts in their wake. He took her leggings and managed to twist them around her wrists, trapping them together above her head as he stared down at her. His pupils were blown, dilated with desire in a thin ring of darkened emerald. Astrid wondered if she should be frightened, revelling in the thrill of his baser instincts as Hiccup left her restrained naked, open to his eyes and touch.

Valka offered no assistance, seeming completely content to watch Astrid be ravaged as Hiccup's tongue spread her open in one push, those hungry eyes staring up at her from between her thighs. He devoured her at his leisure, holding her thighs apart to ensure Astrid could get no escape, no respite from the merciless licking and sucking, obscene wet sounds as Hiccup tasted her over and over like a delicious dessert.

It was so good Astrid couldn't take it, squirming to try and catch her breath but he was relentless, sucking her clit and flicking his tongue across it, dipping the muscle inside her and smirking when Astrid's own body tried to clench around the intrusion. A mindblowing climax threatened, turning Astrid's whole self into a mess of raw need, so close-

And then he stopped, leaving her practically aching as the intense pleasure faded leaving only an emptiness Astrid wanted to sob for.

"Son of a-"

Hiccup covered her mouth with a hand, other one shaking a finger in light scolding.

"Mind your mouth, my mother can hear you. If you can't control it, I'll do it for you."

Gods, this shouldn't be turning her on but it was, more damp arousal practically pouring out of her as Hiccup removed his hand, then moved away.

"Get back here!"

"I will... In good time."

The bastard left her there, trembling and restrained as he kissed his mother with Astrid's arousal on his lips, grabbing her hips and pulling her forward. His erection hadn't wavered for a second, pulsing when Valka wrapped her hand around it and stroked, winning growls from her sons throat. Astrid could only watch, slick and messy and agonisingly aroused as Hiccup's fingers gripped his mother tight, turning her on her front and pushing her thighs apart.

Hiccup grabbed handfuls of her ass, squeezing and thrusting his cock along the crease, groaning at the friction on his still-unsatisfied detection.

"All those years never knowing you... never knowing you had such a fantastic ass."

Valka, generally able to keep up with Hiccup's teasing and banter, seemed as lost as he was, moaning into the pillow beneath her face from being roughly flipped over. Was he really going to...

"Think you can take it?"

She quaked, twisting to free her mouth for speech.

"There's oil in the cabinet."

Great Odin's ghost, he was. And either it wasn't the first time or Valka was hoping for it, else she wouldn't be keeping oil to hand. Hiccup moved to get it, then pulled her up on her hands and knees. He poured the oil on his fingers, filling the air with a fragrant, sweet scent before he buried himself in his mother in one thrust, tearing a primal cry from Valka's throat. His dry hand gripped her hip, oiled fingers pressing into her ass.

Astrid would be lying if she said she didn't really want to know what that was like, especially when Valka nearly sobbed with the twin sensations as Hiccup set an unforgiving pace. He fucked her at his own rhythm, the fingers in her ass keeping her from moving too far herself leaving Valka utterly trapped and little more than a receptacle for Hiccup to thrust into, seeking his pleasure and seemingly uncaring of hers, though Valka's constant stream of moans and gasps of his name said she was probably enjoying it quite a bit all the same.

Astrid felt her clit throb, her thighs growing wetter as she squeezed them together wondering if she was going to come just watching them. Valka could barely keep herself up, arms shaking every time Hiccup slammed into her, thrusting his fingers lazily in and out of her ass to ensure she could never adjust to just one sensation but going by the sudden spasms of her body as he stopped and let her scream into the pillow, Valka didn't seem to struggle to come with his rough treatment. Hiccup thrust a few more times, throwing his head back and growling as he emptied himself inside his mother.

"Hmm. Think that only took the edge off... you feeling a little more well-behaved now Astrid?"

Her immediate reaction was to scowl at him, but she knew Hiccup would drop the pushy aggression if she asked and decided to have a little more fun with him.

"When have you ever known me behave?"

He pulled out of Valka still firm and hard, Gothi's little helper keeping Hiccup fired up and Astrid clenched, feeling empty and needing him in her.

"Good point. Maybe I'll just occupy that smart mouth of yours."

Astrid could see Valka's arousal shining over Hiccup's erection, heart pounding as he gripped her arms and lifted her to sit up a little more, ensuring he wouldn't obstruct her breathing. Even while he pushed them around like they asked him to, Astrid could still see Hiccups questioning eyes - was this ok?

"Maybe you should."

Thor knew Valka had no problem with Hiccup's tongue in her mouth right after it had been between Astrid's thighs. Hiccup grabbed a handful of her hair, using the grip to hold her head in place before pressing his cock between her lips. She moaned involuntarily as she tasted the mix of mother and son on him, finding Hiccup's smirking face looking down at her as she let him thrust into her mouth.

His shaft pressed her tongue flat, head bumping into the back of her throat and making it hard to breathe until Hiccup backed off, groaning at the feel of her mouth. Astrid felt like the receptacle he was making her, the taste of Valka fading on him and she missed it.

"Fucking love your mouth Astrid."

She couldn't answer, only humming in agreement as he pulled out to let her breathe and Astrid chased him, tonguing his tip where it was in reach and he chuckled to himself.

"Eager. I like it."

Astrid was too aroused for words, especially when Hiccup turned her over and canted her hips up, forcing her to rest on elbows with still-restrained hands as he brushed his fingers over her slit, finding her soaked and desperate.

"Think you've earned it now?"

"Gods Hiccup, please..."

She didnt finish her sentence, Hiccup finally pushing into her and she cried out, almost coming on the spot after he had tortured her for so long. It took only a few thrusts before she shattered, breaking into a million pieces and hearing Hiccup growl as her muscles spasmed around his shaft, pleasure wracking her so exquisitely it hurt.

Hiccup pulled out of her and Astrid whined in protest, wanting him back inside her but he simply turned her back over, whispering harshly about how he wanted to watch before pressing back into her and beckoning his mother over. Astrid could only whimper needily as he filled her, as Valka's hands touched her torso, palming her breasts and rubbing her nipples. Astrid hadn't come down from the last high when she felt the next build up, not knowing which of them reached to circle around her clit until she remembered to open her eyes, seeing slender fingers between her thighs.

Valka was touching her and it was incredibly arousing, something about the two of them working together to bring her off almost as arousing to Astrid as Hiccup's deep, brutal thrusts slamming against her ass and filling her body over and over. Dignity regarding the sounds she made was long gone, moaning and begging and writhing like a total wanton whore and knowing no shame for it.

The second climax completely drained Astrid, sapping every bit of energy from her body as she quaked and screamed, back arching and thighs trying to squeeze around Hiccup's waist as she came, then dropped limply to the bed covered in sweat. Hiccup spilled into her a minute later, the heat and connection of it sending a secondary paroxysm through her.

"Imagine if you were alone trying to handle me with this stuff. I'm still hard and you can barely move."

If Astrid could, she would have growled at him.

She had to admit, he kind of had a point though. Both Hiccup and Valka took turns kissing a lax, fucked-out Astrid and then they were practically wrestling next to her. Astrid felt Hiccups come leak out of her, filthy and sexy as hell but she was just too gone. Hiccup stopped for a second, reaching to free Astrid's wrists and rubbing her hands to check for blood flow.

"I'm good, you carry on."

They ached a little, but it was worth it and Hiccup took the offer, grabbing handfuls of his mother's ass again and Astrid hoped it meant what she thought it meant. Hiccup grabbed the oil and coated his cock with it, not saying a word before Valka turned and presented her ass to him, whimpering as Hiccup shoved two fingers in her to check she was loose enough.

"Fuck me Hiccup, please son-"

Her words cut off as Hiccup positioned himself, mindful enough to work himself into her slowly rather than actually hurt her. Valka gasped and grabbed at bed pelts, trying to anchor herself against what must be wicked pressure. Astrid could only stare, open-mouthed as she watched her husband do so, dilated eyes turning to check Astrid was still alright before he grabbed Valka and thrust, hips making a guttural sound as they collided with the plush curve of her ass.

Despite being totally spent, Astrid felt her clit tingle with arousal as she watched and listened, heard Valka moan desperately for more as Hiccup fucked her, sounding very much like she was having the absolute time of her life.

"Gods mom, your ass feels amazing."

His voice was barely recognisable, low and throaty, rasping like a dragon as he growled and took his pleasure in her. Astrid could still detect the sounds he made when he was close, reaching to squeeze Valka's breasts before his hand coasted down to rub her clit. His mother could take no more, coming hard on his cock and crying out in what sounded like the perfect blend of pain and pleasure. Hiccup went over the edge with her, hips jerking as he spilled into her body and pulled out, letting Valka collapse onto the bed. She looked exhausted, but the satisfied smile on her face said it all.

Hiccup got off the bed, grabbing his shorts and leaving the bedroom. Confused, Astrid turned to Valka.

"You ok?"

"Mhmm. Fantastic. Yourself?"

"Not sure I can stand up."

Valka chuckled, reaching for Astrid's hand and stroking her fingers over the back of it.

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"Allowing me to be a part of your lives."

"We both want you here, why wouldn't you be welcome?"

Hiccup returned, shorts damp over his still-unsatisfied erection and holding cloths and water. He helped them both clean up, touch gentle and caring and it felt amazing on Astrid's sensitive, sore skin.

"Did you clean up too?"

"No, I peed myself. That's what this is, obviously."

His sarcasm was belied by his grin, Astrid gathering just enough energy to pull at his shorts, smelling soap and clean skin as she tongued his erection. She doubted either she or Valka were capable of taking another round from Hiccup right now, but since Astrid had egged him on to take that aphrodisiac, she was going to try and satisfy her husband. Gods only knew what state Astrid would have been in if she was alone in this.

Hiccup moaned softly, closing his eeyes and enjoying Astrid's mouth. Those eyes flew open again when a second mouth joined it, Valka adding to Astrid's efforts as they both licked and sucked at his shaft, Astrid's mouth teasing at his sack when Valka suckled his tip. It wasn't easy to coordinate, but they managed not to knock heads and Hiccup was quickly devolving, whining and bucking his hips but finding himself held down by two strong Viking women.

Valka managed to catch Astrid's mouth, kissing her around Hiccup's cock and it was bizarrely hot. Hiccup almost sobbed, choking on his pleasured moans as they resumed tormenting him until he managed to squeal out that he was close. Knowing they both tended to swallow, Astrid wondered how they would handle his climax but Valka merely winked, pushed Astrid down on her back and guided Hiccup's come to splatter across her chest.

The heat and the feeling drove Astrid higher, hearing Hiccup moan and whimper through his orgasm. She barely had time to process what was coming before Valka's tongue was on her skin, lapping up the mess Hiccup left. Stunned, Astrid didn't respond until a tongue ran over her nipple, sending a bolt of pleasure through her. Now she was actively responding solely to Valka, clutching the other woman's hair and moaning openly as a hungry mouth sucked her nipple, then resumed cleaning the mess Hiccup made.

Astrid saw the question in Valka's eyes, seeking permission before she did it but Astrid was so aroused she forgot to be nervous, nodding and her back arched as Valka's tongue touched her clit. Hiccup, apparently recovered, took his mothers place and kissed Astrid's lips, then latched on to her breast and the dual sensations of their mouths on her threatened to break Astrid in two. Whether Valka was a natural or she'd done this before, Astrid had no clue but it felt fantastic as the woman went down on her eagerly.

Still painfully oversensitive, it didn't take long for the two of them to have Astrid reaching the crest again, ready to let the waves crash down over her. Hiccup's teeth sinking into the soft skin of her breast did it; Astrid shattered beneath them, moaning and writhing and not caring who for anymore as she came so hard it hurt, the climax leaving her a spent, shivery mess on the bed.

Wet sounds got her attention, seeing Hiccup and Valka sharing the taste of Astrid between their mouths, then both crawling up the bed to lie either side of her. Hiccup was still hard, but he seemed content to ignore it as they rearranged the bed furs and blankets, Astrid very much 'in the middle' that night it seemed.

Well, there went Astrid's wonder of how it would feel to be touched by Valka more intimately. Her heart pounded as she thought of what could come next.

-HTTYD-

Here's hoping messy threeway makes up for the wait. If not... tough, I'll keep trying and see if it ever stops being awkward and confusing to write femslashy fem stuff.