M - I know Valstrid has like zero screen time but hey, they both want Hiccup so here we have it!

MidwestMexican - me too! Just a mention and I'll be happy. Not long now!

-HTTYD-

"Gods Hiccup, so good!"

Hiccup pinned her firmer, fucked her harder. Astrid was pressed down on her front with Hiccup on top of her, biting at her shoulder and twisting her head to kiss her as he pleased. Valka was still recovering... they might have asked Hiccup to take another one of his aphrodisiac helpers.

Astrid wanted all the hot, rough sex she could get before she became too pregnant for it. Gothi had confirmed - Astrid was with child. Hiccup was ecstatic.

His cock spread her open, thrusts punishing and perfect as he fucked into her. Bolts of overwhelming pleasure shot through her again and again, his teeth sinking into her shoulder before he growled in her ear.

"Fuck, you're so hot Astrid."

Astrid could only whimper in response, fisting at the bed pelts as Hiccup smacked her ass, thrust harder. He stopped for a second and Astrid whined unhappily, but then she could smell the oil Hiccup used as lubricant - mostly with his mother, who was an eager receiver of anal sex. Astrid hadn't got around to trying it yet. They were a hot and heavy trio, there wasn't really room for an itinary generally.

Hiccup pulled her up onto her knees, barely able to hold herself up as Hiccup thrust back into her and pushed two slick fingers into her ass. Astrid wailed, the sudden pressure almost exclusively uncomfortable, nearly painful.

Soft fingers touched her cheek, turning her head to find Valka there cooing gently. Warm lips brushed her skin.

"Breathe through it, it gets easier. He's waiting for you to relax, see?"

Despite his feral mood Hiccup was stationary, even rubbing a soothing circle on her hip with his thumb. Astrid realised tensing up wasn't helping, taking a few deep breaths with both Valka and Hiccup there to keep her anchored. Her muscles began to relax again, discomfort lessening greatly when Hiccup moved his fingers a few times, slow pushes in and out to help her adjust. Valka stroked her cheek, kissed her gently before moving back; not detracting from the married couples moment now her work was done.

"You alright now?"

"Mmm. Just a shock babe."

Hiccup pushed his fingers back in, the discomfort almost gone and Astrid was too distracted to notice it when Hiccup began thrusting again. Astrid began to feel the sparks of pleasure, the dual sensation of being filled feeding the heat inside her and she began to understand why Valka liked it so much.

"Gods Astrid, you feel amazing."

"Y-you too babe."

Words began to cease all meaning as Hiccup sped up, thrust harder now he wasn't worried about her being in pain. His fingers curled up slightly, not painful but quite clearly 'hooking' Astrid in place for those last few exquisite thrusts. Astrid's body jerked, muscles spasming and clamping on his fingers as she came hard, feeling Hiccup spill inside her a few thrusts later.

He slid his cock out, pulled his fingers from her ass just as gently and helped Astrid become one with the bed while he cleaned oil off his fingers - it was useful but tended to leave sticky residue and could turn rancid if forgotten.

Astrid had forgotten just how hot the flames burned within Hiccup when he took that aphrodisiac. He left the room for water, Valka's hand cupping Astrid's cheek before she kissed her.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm great."

Valka smiled, kissing her again and murmuring that she would take the next round with Hiccup. Astrid was exceptionally glad Valka was there - not that Astrid would have minded being fucked dumb by her husband, but between how hot he looked with Valka and the fact Astrid would be able to walk straight the next day... it was good she was part of them.

Hiccup didn't have a single complaint about his mother climbing on top of him either. Valka was a primal creature, her years with dragons permanently changing the way she reacted to emotions and followed baser instincts. Sex was little different.

Now she was the one rather effectively throwing Hiccup down to fuck, straddling his waist and smirking, biting her lip as Hiccup rolled his hips to hungrily seek her warm body. Valka teased him, held back a little until he growled. Then she was a blur of motion, grasping his cock and guiding it into place with a low, throaty moan.

"Gods son, you feel so good."

"Fucking love being inside you mom."

Their words would disgust anyone else, Astrid was sure. They made her wet. Lost in each other as Valka rode Hiccup's cock with shameless abandon, neither initially noticed Astrid touching herself. She had two willing lovers who would bring her off happily, repeatedly but Astrid just couldn't wait. They were too erotic to witness. When they did notice, they ramped up the show.

Valka rolled her hips, sliding herself along Hiccup's swollen, pulsing cock with pleasured moans and Hiccup grabbed her, gripped her thighs and fucked up into her hungrily seeking his own pleasure. He managed to sit up, holding her around her lower back and sucking at her breasts, teeth tugging at her nipple. Valka moaned needily, clutched at Hiccups hair and fucked herself on his cock faster.

Astrid rubbed her still-sensitive clit in time with her husbands thrusts, pleasuring herself as she watched him fuck another woman. It was so hot it hurt, an ache between her thighs as her muscles tensed and relaxed in anticipation of the impending climax.

"Right there Hiccup, gods I'm close."

Hiccup growled, letting her breast fall from his mouth as he looked up at her.

"Want your little boy to come inside you? Fill you up?"

Even Astrid's mouth fell open at that, having never heard Hiccup say anything like it. Valka clutched at his shoulder, trembling all over and moaning weakly.

"Gods yes."

The two were so compatible in bed, if it weren't for their striking similarities in appearance nobody would believe that they were mother and son. Merely playing a part with their words. Valka clutched at his hair again as he teethed her nipple, bruises forming beneath his fingers on her hips as she writhed atop him, thighs struggling to keep her upright as she started to come.

"Fuck me Hiccup!"

There was no danger he wouldn't really, but Hiccup growled in response anyway and pulled her down his cock so he was deep inside her. Astrid recognised his sounds, knew the whimpers Valka made were because Hiccup was coming inside her, hot and thick and messy. Astrid joined them in the realm of the satisfied soon after, sore from the constant stimulation but grinning as the three tangled together in a pile of sweaty limbs.

Hiccup was still hard; Astrid could feel it against her thigh. Hiccup lazily glared at it, kissing both Astrid and his mother.

"I think in future I'm gonna have to cut those things in half if you make me take it, because this gets kinda uncomfortable to sleep with and both of you are always done in before me."

Astrid chuckled, trailing a finger over his lower stomach and watching his still-wet cock twitch in response.

"Gods knows how just one wife would cope."

Hiccup blinked, Valka too.

"What?"

"I've just never heard you refer to mom like my other wife."

Astrid shrugged, getting comfortable and ignoring the fact she needed a wash desperately.

"She's as good as."

She often forgot how much Hiccup and Valka allowed her the control of their relationship - everything was on her terms for them. It was sweet, if strange, but meant questions like that occurred. Astrid didn't care much for giving explanations, things just were the way they were. Showing how much she didn't fancy a chat, Astrid burrowed beneath a blanket and went to sleep.

Three months rolled by, all of them showing Astrid she was pregnant. Her belly had begun to swell, and both Hiccup and Valka appeared quite fascinated with it.

Sitting in their hut chowing on some tuna covered in cheese, Astrid wondered where said lovers had gotten to. Hiccup was gone weird times - he was the chief. Valka usually kept her company though, and both of them were nowhere to be seen. Frowning as she shoved more tuna in her mouth, Astrid rubbed her stomach. Impending motherhood thrilled her immensely.

The front door opened, revealing windswept, snow-kissed Haddocks who both smiled when they saw her. Neither paid any mind to her strange meal, both kissing her before taking seats opposite her.

"I feel like this is one of those moments where you say we need to talk. What's up?"

"We uh, just got back from seeing Gothi."

"Right."

Astrid had a feeling she knew where this was going.

"The thing is... mom's pregnant."

Suspicions confirmed, Astrid scooped up the last of her food into her mouth. Both of them watched her with bated breath. She left them hanging, chewing, swallowing and taking a hearty swig of her drink.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Because we wanna know how you feel about it?"

"Well.. how do you feel about it?"

Valka was smiling - Astrid knew she was happy. Hiccup was chewing his lip nervously.

"I uh... I can't lie. I'm thrilled."

Astrid grinned, slinging arms around her husband.

"Then I am too."

"Really?"

"Mhmm. Hiccup, I've known it was a possibility since I got pregnant that the tea might fail. Don't you think the prospect had occurred to me?"

"Well, yeah but-"

"No buts" Astrid covered his mouth with her hand "you have two pregnant women to take care of. No wasting energy thinking."

Hiccup rolled his eyes, but he was smiling when she uncovered his face.

"Guess so. How are you feeling?"

"Permanently hungry and tired of needing to piss constantly... otherwise I'm great. There any more tuna?"

Laughter rang in the air as Hiccup reached for the basket Astrid hadn't noticed him bringing in with him. It was packed full of tuna.

"I knew there was a reason I married you."

Hiccup chuckled as she threw a half dozen tuna on the fire, batting Toothless away when he showed interest.

"These are baby mommas. Get your own."

The Night Fury huffed, then nosed at her stomach and warbled happily.

"Guess you're excited for new little Haddocks?"

Toothless nodded, bouncing about eagerly until Toothless threw some mackerel and cod into his bowl. The dragon ate happily while Valka and Hiccup embraced and Astrid let them have their moment - they were having a baby together, and couldn't celebrate that anywhere but within their home.

"What are you gonna tell people? Even if you hide it, someone's gonna notice a sudden extra human."

Hiccup turned to his mother, then back to Astrid and shrugged.

"I'll worry about that later. I'm sure the right words will come in time. For now... dinner!"

Hiccup tossed yak pies and potatoes onto the fire rack, filling their home with a medley of delicious scents that had Astrid's constantly grumbling stomach practically yelling at her to feed it. The tuna filled most of it for a couple of hours, and Hiccup left some cooked yak pies on the side for her if she got peckish later while he and his mother ate them hot.

They celebrated anew in bed that night, each caressing the other womans stomach as Hiccup repeatedly expressed half-spoken-sentiments about how lucky he was to have them both. Astrid always thought she would feel rivalled if another woman was near her husband, but she was as thrilled for Valka's pregnancy as she was her own.

Their children would grow up together, with three parents who loved them and dragons as far as the eye could see. No lonely only children. It was actually pretty perfect, all things considered.

-HTTYD-

Hmm, I've been putting out a lot of short chapters lately. I will try and work on that. Blame writers block and migraines!