Authors Notes: I have written and now I shall deliver. If coffee was blood I would be a vampire. I am drugged up(metaphorically) so I am going to write this and probably ruin his "character". Enjoy.

P.S the irony here can be controlled by Magneto.

"My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. Stripped of all titles and powers, he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my Lady Sansa begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women. So long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished. Ser Illyn Payne, bring me his head!"-Season 1, Episode 9(Baelor)

Joffrey Waters

The drink was poisoned. My throat clogged, as my nose and mouth poured blood. My beautiful skin turned a sickly purple as mother and Uncle Jaime held me like father and mother (AN-Ironic). My hands clawed at the neck, to let air out. However it failed, I had no strength, and as my eyes bled and my view blurred I pointed at HIM! That IMP had harmed me all my life, constantly slapping me whilst knowing that I was the Prince! And now he poisoned me. My ears felt closed so I couldn't hear my mother's cries. I couldn't even leave an heir. Now Tommen was king...That fool will bring us to ruin. I imagined Kingslanding in flames and Tommen jumping off the palace in shame. Then I succumbed to the pain. "I hope you suffer for your crimes unc-no Imp!" I thought as I faded...

My consciousness faded as it simultaneously returned as well. My eyes flickered open and was blinded by the light. I saw a while ceiling "Quite an unusual colour" I thought as I slowly sat up on the bed and laughed at my survival. I then shouted "Take that Imp! I survived!" And stood up. The floor was also white, so was the walls. Speaking of walls, I couldn't find a door. It intrigued me and I thought of what to do to the Dwarf when he returned. "I could hang, draw and quarter him, or I could take his wife and he gets his member removed. Then I can execute her in front of him, and as he cried then I will hang draw and quarter him. Make him an example." Then I noticed the parchment next to the small bed. Maybe, it speaks of what lies behind this box. Or perhaps it explains the situation I'm in. I grabbed to parchment, flipped it around and read it...

Renly Baratheon PoV

I felt a chill through my spine as I thought I heard a scream. I turned to the wall I felt it come but saw nothing. Amused by my action, Robb Stark spoke "Didn't realized you liked that wall so much." Annoyed I replied "I felt a scream, but it might be nothing anyway where's lord Stark." Immediately, Robb's face turned from amused to glum. His lady answered saying "We're leaving him be for now. Yesterday, the Lady and Lord argued again, so we're currently neutral." Bemused by this, I asked why they are arguing and with a sigh Robb spoke "It's about my brother Jon Snow-apparently mother is angered by the fact that Lord Stark couldn't trust his own wife." Understanding at last, I changed the subject and spoke of—

Joffrey Waters PoV

This piece of trash had vexed me. First it titles me as "King Joffrey Waters" and then speaks that I perished. Firstly I am not a bastard. I am the first son of Robert Baratheon -The man that killed The Targaryen Prince. I am no Low Born Bastard Brat such as the ones that Father had after he was bored by mother. I was then calmed to a certain extent by the wall creating a door(white, how original). The door knob was a gray and the white was a different shade. It opened to a group of people as the parchment had said(read). I then with an authoritative voice shouted "Your King is here! Kneel as the peasants you are!"

3rd Person

The people's reaction was anything but sad, they were happy at his "Highness". Joffrey was confused, should he be angered or happy at the reception but showed anger when he realised that no one (and the writer means) had actually kneeled. So he shouted once more "I said Kneel!" But a knight shouted back "We heard you the first time!" And the Boy replied with "Then Kneel you peasants!" The knight then walked towards the Boy king in a threatening manner, to which the boy(or girl because he's a bitch) shouted, fear evident in his voice saying "Stay back you fools, do you have no honour, threatening your ki-

"YOU AREN'T OUR KING BASTARD!" The crowd (that had formed out of nowhere) shouted. The knight attempted to strike the boy before being stopped by Robert's command "Stop your attack!" Joffrey smiled at the hulking man and ran towards him only to be struck by the man he had called father "I should strike first," The Usurper said, joy in his voice "after all, this bastard tricked me at birth." Afterwards, Robert smacked again. Joffrey pleaded shouting "What do you mean fath-

"Don't call me that you snivelling piece of shite!" He erupted "You are not my son, you are the son of the whore I married and her Kingslayjng brother."

Joffrey denied the fact in horror saying things like "He wouldn't" and "she wouldn't" as Robert continued striking him. Before a northern voice boomed stopping everything(The northern voice said "Stop" incase you didn't understand). This voice belonged to Robb Stark The Young Wolf. He cleared his throat once and said "He will receive multiple punishments, however, abusing him is the wrong why to do it." The crowd didn't understand at all. And was about to strike the boy again before Robb stepped between them getting hit instead. Seeing an opportunity, Joffrey grabbed Robb's sword and tried to stab Robert and succeeded...

Only to start fading away...

A voice boomed in the boy's head "YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO KILL, THE RULE HAD STATED TO NOT PERFORM THIS ACTION, FOR THIS YOUR EXISTENCE SHALL BE ELIMINATED, NO LONGER SHALL YOUR SOUL REMAIN, NOW YOU WILL FEEL NOTHING, SEE NOTHING, HEAR NOTHING, TOUCH NOTHING, TASTE NOTHING AND SMELL NOTHING. NOR WILL YOU BE ABLE TO WALK. YOU WILL DISAPPEAR!"

A cry was last heard "Nooo- before crispy being cut off.

Joffrey no longer exists

AN: Robb wants to kill Joffrey, however he has enough honour to not relentlessly abuse the boy. After all Robb is not Joffrey.

Next Time: I don't know!