I'd like to thank my best friend/sister Deborah for being my editor and helping me with my Harley Quinn moments! She's been a huge help; I couldn't of done this without her!

"Friendly" Banter

"Why does Joker keep asking me all these questions?" I asked Harley one day.

"Oh, he's just trying to get to know ya better."

"I feel like I'm being interrogated!" I didn't feel safe with him trying to find out more about myself.

"Oh, come on! He's not that bad! Once ya get to know him."

"Really?" I ask doubtfully.

"Yeah! I mean just look at him! He's so hot!"

I looked at Joker who had just walked in and immediately looked away so they wouldn't see my reaction.

"I'm not sure I should agree with you on that!" I spoke to Harley. "I don't want you jealous!"

The Joker smiles approvingly at me and, pointing a finger he says to Harley, "I like her. She's right; very observant!"

"I know, right!" Harley exclaimed, all proud that I passed the test. "She's a keeper!"

"Thanks. I want to live!"

Sorry it's short but don't worry; more will come! I've only just begun!