Happy new year everyon! Consider this a New Years Special! Crystal and Harley are bonding and they bring Joker a present!
Heartfelt Gifts And Reflecting Fears
One night Harley and I went out to have some "fun". We came back bearing a gift.
"Puddin! Look what I brought you!" Harley sang as she skipped up to the Joker and presented him with a human heart.
"Aw, that is so sweet!" He said holding the heart in his hands, coating them with blood.
"Thanks" Harley gushed, getting a kiss as a reward for her gift. "It still beats too!"
"Does it?" Joker asked holding the heart up to the light to admire it properly.
"Yeah. I would know; I had to cut it out!" I stated as I looked around for something to clean my knife with. Also a snack. A snack would be nice. I gave up with my search and headed for the stairs. "I'm going to take a shower."
The Joker felt a thrill at this and turned to me, not trying to keep his psychotic look hidden. "Aren't you afraid of water?"
I paused and looked at him from the stairs, with a suspicious frown but answered confidently. "No."
"But you're a cat." He stated, coming closer.
"Stereo typing me?" I asked without backing away. I was looking in his direction but not at his eyes. I rarely make eye contact with someone unless I want to fight them. And I don't! But my question seemed to displease him a bit.
I shifted my feet and explained, "One time at the labs the scientists put me in a glass tube of water with an oxygen mask. I'm not afraid of water!" I walked away, ending the conversation.
In the bathroom I shut the door and leaned on the sink, avoiding looking in the mirror.
"Just great!" I said to myself as I realized what was happening. "He's trying to find out my fears!"