Here's chapter 3! Enjoy! XD


"Okay..." I said. Me and Haruhi were deciding on what to do about the twins and their pranks they played on me.

Ever since that accidental kiss and party the twins have been pranking me for fun, since they were sometimes bored or whatever.

"At least they haven't pulled any pranks on me in public." I said, shaking my head to the thought of an embarrassing, public prank in front of everyone. "It would be like my worst nightmare..." I said.

"Whatever. They're just bored. I'm sure they'll stop some time." said Haruhi, not even caring about what I just said.

"Ugh, never mind. I'm gonna go study for a test" I said and left.

"So...you just now noticed this." said Kyouya, looking over at Tamaki.

"Huh?!" exclaimed Tamaki. They were talking about how the twins got to spend more time with Haruhi than Tamaki.

"Since they have the same class together they spend more time with her, and you spend only 23 percent of time with her in Host club activities." said Kyouya, pointing to a chart.

"Haruhi! All daddy wants is for you to go back to you being the girl you used to be!" exclaimed Tamaki, grabbing Haruhi's shoulders and shaking her back and forth yelling, "Change right now, change right now!"

"Everyone's gonna find out eventually. Physical exams are tomorrow." said the twins.

"Physical exams?" said Haruhi, "Everyone's going to find out I'm a girl."

*Tamaki's P.O.V.*

"Haruhi..." "They're looking at you because you're lovely..." "I'll protect you..."

...Daydreaming about Haruhi... AGAIN...

*End of Tamaki's P.O.V.*

Tamaki had a huge smile on his face as he daydreamed and said those words.

"Why you little..." I said through gritted teeth as I heard him say that. I was on the verge of killing that creep. "Hehehe..." I cackled, as I grabbed a book from a table.

"Hey, guys!" said Sakura entering the Music room.

I almost had it... I had my arms raised up over Tamaki's head with the book in my hands... nah, I was going to do nothing at all..."I'll get you some day." I whispered, quickly walking away from him.

* 2 Minutes Later*

"You know if everyone finds out Haruhi is a girl she won't be in the Host Club anymore." said the twins.

"Huh?!" said Tamaki, " I promise we'll keep your secret, Haruhi." he said.

"Sure." said Haruhi, careless.

"Physical exams, huh?" I said, looking around as the guys started to make a plan to keep Haruhi's secret.

"She doesn't seem to care about it." said the twins as they looked over to Haruhi, who still didn't know the real reason as to why the guys were trying to keep her secret.

"We need something to motivate her." said Kyouya.

"Fancy tuna." said Mori.

"Huh?... Fancy tuna?" said Haruhi, suddenly interested.

The guys made creepy faces, knowing what to do next.

"No..." I gasped as I saw this happen.

*A Few Moments Later*

"Hmm..." I said, walking into the infirmary room.

"What's wrong?" asked Sakura.

"Uh, nothing. It's just that I feel uncomfortable doing this." I said looking around at the thousands of nurses and doctors and students.

"Oh, don't worry!" said Sakura, happily entering the dressing room.

The twins were listening, of course, and walked over to me, one on each side of me."What, are you scared of what your breast size might be?" said the twins, mischievously looking down at me.

"Ugh, no... It's just uncomfortable..." I said.

"Oh, come on. It's not that bad." they said, pulling me towards the changing room.

"Wait! Let go of me!" I yelled, trying to get loose from their grip.

Next thing I knew I was in the changing room, with both twins staring at me.

"Fine, but you guys have to get out!" I said and kicked them out. "Creeps." I whispered.

The twins then headed their way to get their exams, chest measurements...

That's when someone, a girl, walked in the infirmary room. Everyone started gathering around to see the twins with their shirts off...of course...

Oh and, by the way, the Host club's plan to keep Haruhi's secret didn't quite work out...

Tamaki and Haruhi were in the changing room together, since Tamaki was telling Haruhi what the plan was. So Tamaki had pretended to be Haruhi, but of course everyone knew it was Tamaki.

At least no one found out about the secret...and also, I wonder what else happened in that changing room, I mean, you can never trust these creeps.

Anyways... me and Sakura were done with exams, and then we walked over to where the crowd of girls were.

"Oh, it's just the twins." I said, turning around to leave.

I suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder.

"Hey Akari." said Hikaru.

"So, what size did you get?" asked Koaru, both twins looking at me.

"Hmm... I got D she got a C." said Sakura, in front of everybody.

I glared at her then started to walk away again.

No one even noticed the girl that had entered the room still.

She walked over to the crowd of girls, curious of what was going on.

"Oh...hmm, wow..." she said as she saw the twins with their shirts off. She kept staring at them like she was in a daze, then a smile crept on her face. Now looking at them in an evil way...still creepily smiling.

"What a weirdo..." I muttered as I left the room.


Author: ...Wow...

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