AN/ Alright. Looks like my story is pretty popular, huh? Never thought that would happen. And with my first ever story. That's….. Wow. So here's chapter three. I'll try and put as many funny moments in this chapter as I can. So without further ado, here's chapter three.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto……….starting to wish I did, though.

"Speech"

'Thought'

'Inner Sakura'

"Demon Speech"

Naruto Wandering Demon

Chapter 3: The Incident

-------------Flashback----

Naruto and Shadow were walking through a small village to stock up on supplies. They had been walking in the village for around three hours and it was already night time. Naruto had a small Genjutsu to hide his ears and Shadow was disguised as a normal dog.

They were on their way out of town, talking, Anruto ignoring the strange looks people, who thought he was crazy for talking to a dog, were sending him.

"Hey, Master Naruto. We didn't forget anything, did we?" asked Shadow.

"Hmm. Let's see. We got some clothes. We refilled our medical stock and hey look, I even got you a little chew toy." He said, taking out a small rubber bone and waving it in front of Shadow's face.

"Grrr. Stop that." Growled Shadow.

"Come on. You know you like it." Naruto said, still waving the bone in his face. Suddenly Shadow snatched the bone in his mouth and popped it. "Hey! You didn't need to pop it!" yelled Naruto.

"Well if you'd of stopped when I told you then I wouldn't have had to." Shadow said, still mad at his idiotic master. "Why'd you buy that anyways?" he asked.

"I don't know." Naruto said, shrugging his shoulders. "Guess it was to piss you off a bit." He smiled.

Shadow growled and muttered something about, "Stupid blonde fox demons." As they continued to walk, they passed a small bar.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!" they heard coming from inside. They stopped to hold their ears when a bunch of human males came running out from the bar.

As they were running screams of, "Crazy bitch!" and, "That's not natural!" could be heard.

Naruto and Shadow, being the curious fox demons they were, wanted to now what they were running from, so they headed towards the bar. Once inside they saw that everything was destroyed, and there was sake everywhere. In the middle of the bar, there were five guys surrounding two women. Now, since Naruto was taught to protect women, he immediately called out to them.

"Hey. What's going on here?" he asked.

The five guys turned to look at him. They all looked like they were just normal thugs. He sighed inwardly. 'Damn. I hope I don't have to kill them. I hate killing simple humans.' He thought.

The five thugs looked at Naruto, and seemed to be studying him. From their prospective he looked like a normal sixteen year old. There wasn't anything about his appearance that looked dangerous so they didn't consider him a threat.

"Nothing kid. Just run along and leave us to our business." Said one of the men.

"And what business would that be? Attacking innocent women?" asked Naruto. "People like you make me sick." He said.

Just then, one of the thugs ran at him with his fist pulled back. Before he reached him, Naruto disappeared and reappeared behind him and struck him behind the head, successfully knocking him out. The other thugs were surprised at this.

"Now, care to tell me what you're doing." He asked again.

"U-Um, it's not o-our fault. This woman came in a-and started to cause trouble." Said another one of the thugs.

"Hmm. Is that so? Then why do I get the feeling that you're lying to me?" asked Naruto. He could tell it was a lie two ways. One, he heard the woman yell at the men and, two, he could hear the man's heart beat increase.

The man started to sweat a little. 'This kid seems strong. I better try and convince him to side with us.' He thought. "I'm not lying. We were just passing by when this drunken bitch star-unh." He couldn't finish seeing as Naruto had punched him in the stomach and knocked him out.

"That's for what you called that woman. There's no exception for disrespecting a woman." Naruto spoke in an angry voice. Then he turned to the other guys and glared. "I'll give you three a chance to leave. Take your friends and leave before I change my mind." He said, and they grabbed their friends and left running. After they were gone, Naruto turned to the women to see if they were O.K.

As soon as he turned he heard a gasp, and one of the women speak. "A-Arashi?" said the woman on the right. She was wearing a grey shirt with dark blue pants. She had yellow hair, light brown eyes and had a diamond mark on her forehead. The thing that got their attention the most was the size of her rack. It was bigger than Naruto's head.

Shadow looked—

-----------Flashback interrupted----

Sakura had been listening to Shadow tell her what happened when he said that one of the women had boobs that were bigger than Naruto's head. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. That has to be exaggerated. I don't think her boobs were really that big." She said, sitting up.

"Yes they were. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to continue. Unless you don't want to hear the rest." Spoke Shadow, slightly annoyed at being interrupted.

Sakura just smiled sheepishly and leaned back onto Naruto's chest. "Sorry. Please continue." She said.

"Alright, where was I? Oh, yeah." Said Shadow.

-----------Flashback continued----

Shadow looked at her, eyes wide and mouth open while Naruto was looking around the bar to see who she was talking to. When he found no one else there he looked back at the woman and found she was crying and looking at him funny.

"Arashi. W-What are you d-doing here? I th-thought you were dead." She said as she ran towards Naruto and hugged him, crying on his shoulder.

----------Flashback paused----

Shadow stopped since he broke down laughing. Sakura was confused. Wasn't he saying a woman was crying? She turned to look at Naruto and found him snickering. 'What's going on?' she asked herself.

'Stupid. Didn't you hear that some hussy was hugging our Naruto?' asked her inner self.

Sakura got a little mad at that, but calmed herself down a bit when she remembered that she was his first kiss. When she looked at Shadow again, he was rolling around on the ground, laughing.

"Alright. What's so funny about some woman crying and holding my Naruto?" she asked, a little annoyed.

"N-Nothing. Unless y-you saw the l-look on Master's f-face when s-she hugged him." Said Shadow through his laughter. Then Sakura heard Naruto start laughing behind her. "W-W-When she hugged h-him, Master had a-a very confused l-look on his face. Ha ha ha. His f-face looked like it s-said 'who-the-fuck-is-this-person-and-why's-she-hugging-me?' Ha ha ha. O-Oh, my r-ribs. Haha. O-Ouch."

"Well," said Sakura, laughing a bit after picturing Naruto in that kind of situation. "Could you please continue?" she asked.

"Y-Yeah. Just g-give me a m-minute." Replied Shadow, trying to calm down. "Alright, let's continue."

--------Flashback resumed----

Naruto was standing there, with an extremely confused look on his face, while the strange woman cried on his chest. He looked over at Shadow as if asking for help, but Shadow was too busy snickering to notice.

'Damn you Shadow. Whenever I need your help, your useless.' He thought. Then he looked over at the other woman to see if she could help, only to see the same look on her face that the other woman had. This woman wore a dark blue kimono. She had short black hair and black eyes. Naruto noticed that there seemed to be a pig wearing a red jacket at the woman's heels.

He sighed. 'She's not gonna be any help either... and I doubt the pig will help much...' He thought. When five minutes passed, and she was still crying on his chest, he decided to speak. "What's wrong?" he asked.

She seemed to stop crying and looked up at him, and that's when he noticed she was drunk. "What do you mean, 'what's wrong'? You're supposed to be dead." She said.

He decided to play along since she was drunk. "I am?" he asked.

The woman just nodded and hugged him tighter. "But I'm glad you're not." she said.

Now, Naruto was in a bind. She was hugging him so tight, he couldn't breathe. "H-Hey… let go…can't…… breathe… too… tight." He gasped out. She let him go and he dropped to the floor gasping for air. 'Damn!' he thought 'If she hadn't let go, I think I might've been in trouble.'

"Are you O.K.?" asked the woman in front of him. When he nodded she immediately hit him over the head. "Idiot! That's for making me think you were dead for all these years!" she yelled at him.

"Uhh." Naruto groaned. 'What the hell is this woman talking about?' he thought. He got up shakily and looked at Shadow again for help, and again, Shadow was laughing. He sighed before looking at the blond woman in front of him. "What are you talking about?" he asked, slowly.

She seemed to get even madder. "'What am I talking about'!? The fact that you're supposed to have died after protecting the village from the Kyuubi!" she yelled.

His face instantly hardened. The mention of the Kyuubi brought back bad memories. Memories of his mother, of his childhood, of his cold brothe--. He shook his head slightly to rid himself of them.

'No use thinking about them now.' He thought. Then he looked at the woman again. "Umm… I don't know how to tell you this, but…I have no idea what you've been talking about for the last hour or so." He said. "Heck, I don't even know who you, or this Arahi guy, are. So if you don't mind I'll be going now."

She grabbed his shoulders and looked at him, sadness in her eyes. "Oh, come on. You have to remember me. I'm your mother." She said.

"I'm sorry but you're not my mother." He told her coldly. He'll treat women with respect but if anyone mocks his mother he'll turn cold. "Now let go."

"Arashi… what happened to you?" asked the blonde human, tears in her eyes. "Why are you being so cold to me? Did I do something wrong? Please tell me Arashi."

"That's another thing. Stop calling me Arashi. That's not my name. My name is Naruto. Na-ru-to." He said, already getting annoyed with this woman while Shadow watched, clearly amused. "Now, please, let go."

"No, please don't tell me you have amnesia." She asked and Naruto sighed. "Y-Your name is Arashi. Arashi Kazama. And I'm your moth--"

"Enough!" yelled Naruto. "My name is not Arashi Kazama! My name is Naruto Uzumaki! You're not my mother! You could never be my mother since you're a human and I'm a demon!" he said and took of the Genjutsu to show her his ears.

Her face fell and Naruto thought she was crying. He felt bad he made her cry but she wasn't listening. That, and her being drunk didn't help. He was about to apologize when he felt a huge amount of killer intent.

"You mean you're not Arashi?" She asked, calmly. When he nodded it was like a bomb went off. "YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN IMPERSENATING MY DEAD SON!?!? I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!" she yelled as she pulled her fist back.

Naruto was holding his ears when he opened his eyes and saw her pull her fist back. 'Oh, shit,' was the last thing he thought before it hit.

BAM!!

Naruto was sent back, and through the wall of the bar. Shadow's eyes widened from the amount of strength this human seemed to posses. He seemed worried for his master until he saw him get up. Then he burst out laughing.

Naruto was getting up when he heard Shadow start laughing. 'Bastard.' He thought. Then he felt pain on the side of his face.

BAM!!

That was the sound of another hit. This one sent Naruto down the small dirt path outside the bar. Naruto lay there on the ground, not moving. 'Holy shit!' he yelled in his mind. 'What's with that human woman? She hits harder than anyone else I've ever met in my life!' He opened his eyes and began to get up. Then he noticed the strange woman was closing in on him. He quickly jumped away from her, avoiding another punch in the process, and called out to Shadow. "Shadow! We're out of here! Let's go!" he yelled.

Suddenly Shadow appeared next to Naruto, Genjutsu deactivated. "Alright. I was getting tired of watching you make an idiot of yourself anyways." He said with a grin on his face.

Just then, the ground beneath them started to crack open. They jumped away only for Naruto to get hit from behind and hit the ground, face down, close to unconsciousness. "OH, NO, YOU DON'T!!" yelled the woman, pulling her fist back for another hit. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID!"

Her fist was about to connect with the back of his head when he disappeared. She looked around for him when she heard someone's voice form atop a nearby building.

"Sorry for ruining your fun, but I can't let you kill my Master." Spoke Shadow. "Well, I could, but then what kind of friend would I be?"

With that shadow disappeared with a half conscience Naruto on his back. "COME BACK HERE YOU DEMON!" she yelled. "COME BACK SO I CAN KILL YOU FOR TAKING MY SON'S FACE!" she yelled again before falling to the ground, crying over her dead son and the fact that there's someone walking around with his face.

-----------Two Miles Away From the Village----

Shadow had been running when he heard the woman's scream. 'Damn, even from this far away I can hear her.' He thought. Then he felt movement on his back, so he stopped to check on his master. He put him down near a tree and looked him over. "You O.K.?" asked Shadow.

"Ugh. Do I look O.K. to you?" Naruto asked back.

"No. You look like shit." Responded Shadow, half snickering.

"Then why'd you ask if I was O.K.?"

"To annoy you." Shadow said, smiling.

"Grr. Asshole. Ow." Naruto winced as he felt pain all over his upper body.

"Easy, Master Naruto. You took quite a beating back there." Said Shadow with a small amount of concern in his voice, but also with humor in it.

"Shut up. Ow."

"Can't believe you were beat up by a human. And a human female no less." Said Shadow, amusement still in his voice.

"Ugh. Shut up."

"Guess we know why your mother told you to 'respect women', huh?"

"Maybe. Ow."

"She really did a number on you, huh?"

"Yeah. Now, do me a favor."

"What?"

"Never mention this again."

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Wouldn't want people thinking I have a weak Master anyways." Said Shadow. "I mean, damn, getting beat up by a woman."

"I thought I told you not to talk about it anymore!"

"Fine. So where to now?" asked Shadow.

"Tomorrow we start heading towards Fire country." Responded Naruto.

"Why tomorrow?"

"Cause, I'm about to pass out." Said Naruto and sure enough, a couple seconds later he fainted.

"Hmm. I guess I should get some rest too." Said Shadow as he curled him self up near Naruto and fell asleep.

------------ Flashback end----

Sakura turned towards Naruto and cupped his face. "I can't believe some strange woman hurt you so much." She said.

Naruto thought she was gonna laugh at laugh at him so he was a little surprised when she gave him a kiss. He didn't try to stop her though. He actually deepened the kiss. He slipped his tongue inside her mouth and began to massage hers. He loved how she tasted of strawberries. He felt her turn her body around completely so she was straddling his lap, before wrapping her arms around his neck.

Sakura moaned when his hands grasped her ass. Then she felt something. It seemed he liked their position as she could feel him getting hard. She decided to try something.

Naruto was trying to control himself, or rather his 'little friend' since Sakura was on top him. So he was more than a little surprised when she bucked her hips into his. He let out a groan and pushed his hips upward into her, making her moan into the kiss.

This continued for a while, until Sakura remembered that shadow was there. With one last push they separated for air. She was amazed at how long they'd been kissing without taking a break for air. As she rested her head on Naruto's shoulder, she felt his lips attack her neck. She moaned when he reached her collar bone and began to suck gently on it. She remembered why she broke the kiss and pushed him against the tree he was leaning on.

"Naruto, later." She said. "Shadow's here now."

Naruto was confused until he looked over and saw that Shadow was there. He seemed to have turned around to give them a little privacy. He looked at Sakura and gave her a peck on the lips. "Alright but you said it yourself. Later." He whispered and smirked when a small blush appeared on her face at the realization of her words. "Hey, Shadow. You can look now." He said after she got off his lap and sat next to him.

"Thank god." He sighed and turned around. "So I guess I'm gonna have to get used to this now that you have a mate, huh?" he asked.

Both Naruto and Sakura blushed a bit at that. They looked at each other and Sakura sent him a confused look. "Mate?" she asked.

Naruto laughed nervously then looked at Shadow. "Hold on, Shadow. I haven't even marked her yet." He said and noticed Sakura get even more confused.

"Yet? What do you mean yet?" she asked.

"He looked at her and smiled sheepishly. "Well… that is, if you want." He said rubbing the back of his head.

"What will it mean if you mark me?"

He looked thought full for a moment then he looked at her again. "Well it would basically be like what you humans call marriage. You'd be my mate and it would mean other males won't approach you. It's actually pretty good for sending away demons who would want to rape you." He explained.

"What else does it do? And would it hurt?" she asked, fear in her voice.

"No, it won't hurt at all…I think." He said and she glanced at him confused again. "Well how should I know? I've never had a mate before. And another thing I know it does, is warn me when someone with more than friendly feelings touches you if I'm not with you. But that's all I know it does. It could do other things or that could be it." He said, shrugging his shoulders at the end.

Sakura thought about what he said. If she were to get this mark then it would be like getting married. She could also stop worrying about getting raped by demons. All it would cost is a bit of pain when she gets it.

'It sounds like a pretty good deal to me.' Said inner Sakura. 'We wouldn't have to worry about someone taking our Naruto or about being raped. I say we get the mark.

'Yeah. I guess your right. I mean what would be the point of leaving the village with him if I didn't want this?' she thought.

'I don't know. But it would also be like we were married.' Inner Sakura responded, happily.

'Yeah and that's great. But I think I'm gonna make him sweat a little.' She thought. She looked at him and smiled. "Well, it sounds good, but I'll have to think about it for a while. I mean marriage is a big step and I don't know if I'm ready." She said, feigning worry.

"But it's not marriage. It's marking. It would mean that I would protect you with my life, and make sure that your always happy." Said Naruto, getting up.

"That may be true but--"

"It is true." He said softly kneeling down in front of her. "Please. I love you and I don't think I could live without you."

She smiled and cupped his face before kissing him. "That's all I wanted to hear." She said after the kiss and hugged him. She saw he was confused so she decided to explain. "I have no problem being your mate, but I just wanted to hear you say that you want me to be your mate. I wanted to see if you loved me like I do, you."

Naruto smiled and gave her a kiss. "So… I take it you love me too?" he asked and she nodded. "Well then I'll give you the mark tonight then, so if it hurts, you can go to sleep afterwards. Alright?" he asked and she nodded again. "Great now that that's settle let's get something to eat. I haven't eaten since yesterday so I'm staving. What about you Sakura?"

"Yeah, I'm a little hungry myself. What are we going to eat?"

"I don't know. I was thinking we could go to this village nearby for lunch and get you some more clothes while we're there. What do you think?" he asked.

"That sounds great but do you think you have enough money?" she asked him. She didn't want him to waste all his money on her.

"Enough money? Of course. Me and Shadow sometimes impersonate ninja and do missions. Since we hardly buy things we have a lot of money. So don't worry about it." He reassured her.

"Well if your sure." she said and he nodded, smiling. "Alright. Let's go then."

Naruto smiled and began to gather his things. "Shadow, come on. We're going to the village over the river." Naruto said and Shadow nodded. He turned to Sakura. "You ready?" he asked her and she nodded. "Alright then. Let's go." And with that they left the clearing and headed towards the village across the river.

To Be Continued…….

AN/ O.K. I hope you guys liked it. This is starting to be fun. The writing stories. I think I might make more but for now I'll focus on this one and "Just Following Orders". I have big things for that story. I know that maybe the incedent isn't as funny as 'Shadow' made it out to be but it served its purpose. Anyways I'd like to know if you guys and girls think I should put lemons in these stories. One more thing. Please leave a review. Thank you.