I do not own Naruto or Beelzebub. I just wanted to create this pairing of Hilda & Oga!

Naruto POV

I woke up with a huge weight released from my shoulders and a new determination to become a better ninja. I had three weeks to do this without any teachers. I opened one of my notebooks and wrote my skills.

Naruto's Ninja notebook

Speed- 3rd fastest in class

Stamina- Can maintain top speed for one hour

Flexibility- Moderately flexible

Sign speed- 3 per second

Strength- 2nd without use of chakra

Control- Horrible

Taijutsu- Traitor taught= horrible

Genjutsu- None

Kenjutsu- None

Ninjutsu- Total known six. Perfect none!

Weapon's aim- Kunai 7/10 Shiruken 6/10

Sensor- No

Reading my list is depressing as I have no skills but I cannot be down because I know four forbidden jutsu and one is a training tool because I can make a lot of them. I will increase my speed and strength while my clones work on improving my jutsu skill and finger speed and reducing the amount of signs required for each jutsu. I will be working on speed, strength, flexibility, and control of my chakra along with my clones. I run to the training ground and get there in 15 minutes a time I hope to decrease by three weeks. I need equipment for, which I have the money but no shop will let me in.

So, I use as much chakra as I can and then pour it into 1000 clones with instructions to pop abnormal clones and split into 10 groups. Luckily, none needed to be popped and I had ten groups of hundred clones. The first five groups were to practice one jutsu each and the next two were to fight a one on one taijutsu only tournament until there was only one clone left. The next two clones were to work on weapon throwing tournament one group for kunai and one for shiruken. That left one group and their jobs were to henge into their surrounding and collect information about all clans. I then henged into a weird ninja in a green tracksuit shouting "Youth!" and head towards a weapons shop. I buy chakra weights, a standard kit, and some clothes. I got a Jounin discount and saved some money. I left the shop and quickly got to the training ground while henged into a squirrel.

Once I got there, I saw the clones doing as instructed but I forgot control, so I created another clone that had instructions to dispel while sharing the knowledge that each group apart from the recon is to stop its task. They can resume once all clones have a leaf attached to their foreheads via chakra. The kunai and shiruken bunshin jutsu group take one leaf and create a thousand bunshins that are distributed among the clones. The exploding clone group goes back underwater, the kunai and shiruken bunshin hide in shrubbery, and the henge group stays in sight while the kawamiri group heads out to play kunai tag. I slap on my weights and pour the same amount of chakra as required by the leaf and then I grab a leaf.

It is hard to concentrate with some of my clones dying but I grit my teeth and start exercising. My first objective is to run around the ground as fast as I can. So, I create a clone to time me and I take off. The ground is 3 km long and with the weights and without the use of chakra it took me 25 minutes. I disable the weights and tell the clone to reset the watch. I pour chakra into my limbs and take off on my clone's mark. This time I cover the 3 km in 10.30 minutes so I need to be naturally this fast by the end of three weeks. Now I need to know how many chakra induced laps I can take around the ground and if I gradually slow, down or speed up. I let the clone do the leaf exercise and monitor me. At his signal, I launch away and keep pumping chakra into my legs.

I stop 2 hours later due to being tired and see the results. In two hours, I had run 48 km that is 16 laps and at a speed of 24 km/hr. I need food and I need to know how many clones have survived until now. So I dispel the clone standing next to me and it sends instructions that one clone come and report progress.

The academy two now could be done without speaking and without smoke. The forbidden three could be done without any smoke and KUNAI NO BUNSHIN could be done without speaking. All the clones still had the leafs on their heads and the taijutsu tournament was down to top fifty while the kunai and shiruken throwing tournament was down to top 10. Each group had a few clones left so I told them to continue and if at 8 pm any clone is left to dispel, one by one with a two-minute gap in each dispel so that I could absorb the information.

I head to Ichiraku's and start eating ramen while talking to Ayame-nee-chan. I eat six bowls of ramen and decide that I am too small to be a ninja and need to eat right. I decide to henge into a girl that sort of looks like Ayame-nee-chan at my age and head to the market. I buy fresh food and a cookbook and henge into an older genin before going into a weapon's shop and getting elastic bands for flexibility. Creating a clone to take the things home I head back to the training ground.

I start doing crunches, squats, handstands, punches, and kicks. I repeat each exercise a hundred times and then one of my Kunai and shiruken throwing clones along with one exploding clone pop. It looks like my clones accidently killed a civilian wandering the training grounds. He is really tall and floating in the river. I stop my exercises and head towards the river to check on the man while instructing my clones to pop one by one at a two-minute interval.

This man is strange, he is dressed with only a wife-beater and pink shorts. The kunai is in his head while the shiruken is lodged in his thigh. He is burnt all over. He has a very peculiar face with a strange hairstyle and a large moustache. I pull him out of the water and check if he is alive, and thank god, he is. I tap him on the face to check if he is conscious or not. He does not respond so I check his pockets for any money and sadly, it is empty. He suddenly wakes up and hops on his feet. Then he starts ripping his chest open and produces a baby before shouting "Good Luck!" and jumping back into the water.

I look down and see a baby completely naked only with a pacifier in his mouth and hair greener than any leaf. He is looking at me and I do not know what to do with him. His eyes are sparkling at the kunai in my hand and then he jumps at my face before going on to my back. The kid is having fun and I do not mind keeping him until his family comes and collects him. I create two clones one a mother and a baby. They head into the market for baby supplies and to save money I give them the stash I got from Mizuki. I take the baby and head home.

The clones return with diapers, milk powder, and toys. This baby is weird and since I do not know his name, I call him brat. He gets excited over dangerous toys rather than baby toys and especially loves the fox plushy. I let a clone make him milk while I go take a shower. As soon as I am out of sight, the brat starts crying and I get an electric shock. Wow, this brat must have a high lightening affinity to generate such lightening. I look at the brat and muse aloud, "Brat you got attached to me rather quickly. Come on let us go in the bath."

Suddenly a voice alerted me to the window it was a blonde woman dressed in a black frock with knee high boots and a pink parasol. Her blonde hair had lit my room in the darkness and her single green eye was perfectly visible and twinkling like the stars. The frock brought out her curves perfectly and she had an aura of perfection about her making me think Sakura who? She said, "Master is not a brat and would never get attached to a sewer rat like you. Die gutter trash." Her words stung worse than any other insults I received and I asked her what she wanted. She just pointed at the bay and started to speak to him, "Master Hilda came to take you home, come master let us get away from this filthy garbage." I felt like crying and wanted her gone so I told her to hurry up and take the damn brat with her.

She tried calling him but he did not leave and then she tried pulling him off me but he did not let go. He suddenly started crying and shocked us both. She was flabbergasted and then she suddenly asked me to sit and dropped on her knees before asking for apologies. She told me the babies name was Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV and that she was his wet nurse. She told me he was the son of the Demon King and that he was sent to this world to be raised by a human and learn to destroy humanity. She asked me if I accepted and I asked her what it entailed.

She said all I had to do was take care of the baby and fight strong opponents and that the baby could not be any more than 15 feet from me. I told her that I was a ninja and that the baby would distract me from my mission because my priority would be to take care of him. She told me he was the Demon King's son and would be an asset rather than a liability. She told me that I was the catalyst that pulled his power into this world. I still remembered her harsh words and asked about her role in this. She told me she would be the mother figure and I immediately asked her "But what if I don't want you here?" and she looked petrified.

I told her that I will take care of the brat and that as his dad I could call him brat also that the gutter trash scum did not need her and if she staid the kid goes.

Hilda's POV

I was devastated due to the conundrum. I had to choose between letting the master stay alone with this human or risking the master's wrath in hell. I asked him why he did not want me in their life and his eyes conveyed his answer, he was hurt by my words. My harsh words had hurt him and I was crying and pleading so that I could stay with them. He could not see me crying so he allowed me to stay but told me "Hilda-san you are welcome to stay but do not interfere with my life. You are his caretaker not my wife or his mother. You want to buy something it comes out of your salary and if you are leaving, I need to know. I keep the bed and you get the futon. My house is not your house you are a guest please treat me kindly."

I felt like I had been struck with a pain worse than that of when I was separated from my family. I had to make sure that I was an important aspect in his life so that young Master had a stable family.

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