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Hiruzen POV
I was having a hard time dealing with Konohamaru's assassination attempts, the endless paperwork, and the damn council on the stealing of the forbidden scroll. It is a good thing that Naruto passed and now he can be a ninja but he deserved a break so I pushed team assignments to a three-week delay. The whole Mizuki being a traitor was enough excuse to reevaluate the genin files thus pushing the dates back. The good thing in all of this was that Naruto did not bother me after last night. He learned a very useful jutsu if he could figure out what it did and how to use it.
However, in my old bones there was a sense of dread. Naruto is never quite for too long, and if he were then Konoha would be a prank zone that the ANBU will study as their thesis and apply them in the field. That was the upside to the sheer mayhem Naruto caused by showing security holes in the village that someone could exploit. His infiltration skills are probably Kage level if he can set the pranks in an orange jumpsuit and not get caught. Even last night he had hid from the best tracking teams for hours and only Iruka found him by luck.
Now there is one less secret weighing down on my shoulders. Now I just need to make sure he is strong enough to know about his parents. I hope that the encounter will help him become a better shinobi in the future. Just thinking about Naruto took up so much time that my paperwork multiplied like rabbits.
Damn it, I will visit him tomorrow right now I need to deal with this crap. Wish there was something that could make this paperwork disappear. I got to stamping and then I realized that Naruto's ninja registration is the only one missing. I would have to remind him the last date tomorrow it would seem. I finished my work and headed home to rest for the day.
I kissed my sleeping grandson sweat dreams and wished my son a good night. I headed to my room and plopped onto my bed in a long time. I read a bit of my student's work and wished Biwako was here with me. Her sweet memories of our time together lulled me to sleep.
The next morning I had breakfast with my family in a very long time. I even got to drop Kono to the academy before heading to the tower. Sometimes I wish sensei had let me stay behind and fight the Kinkaku forces than deal with the paperwork. I hurried to my office just thinking about the amount I would have to do if I was delayed. Once seated on my chair, I light my pipe and started to get on with my legislative duties. It probably had been a couple of minutes, half an hour at most and I found myself wishing for a break.
Then as if to punish my stray thoughts, I got my break in the form of a large lightening attack in the training ground next to the academy. Damn it, I asked for a break not an attack near the academy. Oh, I just know this will cause more paperwork. I summoned my ANBU guards and Sunshined to the training ground. There I saw a woman in shinobi clothing looking shocked at the display before her.
When I saw that she was looking at Naruto getting electrocuted, I had my ANBU surround her. I questioned who she was and who caused the attack. She introduced herself as Hilda and told me that a baby was throwing a tantrum. When I asked her how it could be stopped, she pointed towards Naruto. My brain tried to process this information with no luck. When did Naruto meet this woman and how did she get into the village.
However, the most concerning question was whether she was telling the truth or not because if she was telling the truth then I am too old to handle the council. Damn it Minato your troublesome kid has a kid who can summon lightening when he cries. Why could not you be here and deal with this mess and face Kushina's wrath afterwards while I spoilt Konohamaru at home? I let the ANBU release her in case she was telling the truth because I saw no reason for her to lie about this situation.
Her words were proven true when Naruto explained to the kid why he should not cry and the brat stopped crying. He walked towards me with a smile that resembled a cat that ate a canary; he introduced the woman as his wife Hilda and the kid as Baby Beel. He told Beel to say hello to me, his great-grandpa, and the kid waved while speaking gibberish.
He said that I was treating the three of them to ramen and then ran away before I could properly process this information. By the time I realized that I would be feeding Naruto and the woman he married they were gone. I released my frustrations by screaming his names to the heavens; damn I am too old for this shit. I quickly Sunshined to the ramen stand so that I could control the ramen abyss named Naruto's stomach. There was no way the village treasury or my personal account could handle a 59-bowl celebration again, and now there were possibly two of them made me shudder.
I waited at the stand but a hungry Naruto that saw an opportunity to mooch off free ramen was like a hellhound on a blood trail. He arrived and sat down on his usual stool with Beel in Hilda's arms on the adjacent stool.
Naruto's POV
I hurried Hilda along to the ramen stand and saw it was empty. Yes, I got here before jiji and can start on the ramen bill. I handed Beel to Hilda and sat down on my usual spot. Hilda sat on my left leaving one stool for jiji when he arrived. I called for Ayame-nee-san and ordered my usual. She asked if I could pay, and I told her that jiji was paying as a treat today.
When she inquired about the reason why, I pointed to Beel and Hilda next to me. She raised her eyebrows in a demanding fashion and I said after the ramen. She told Teuchi-jiji to start on my usual order and then offered Hilda a menu. Hilda ordered my favorite flavor right of the bat, a pork-miso ramen with extra pork. She then asked Ayame to prepare some milk for Beel. Ayame got started on the orders when the jiji came. Damn it now he could limit the number of bowels I can eat. He got to the ramen stand awfully fast for an old man who left after us.
When Ayame carried our bowls back, she saw jiji and greeted him. Her lack of surprise was probably due to me telling her of his arrival. She asked for his choice and he ordered miso ramen. I was already waiting for my third bowl when Beel's milk and jiji's order arrived. Initially I had nine bowls and then an extra for the log that saved me today. I am sure the log will forgive me tonight when I pray and let it know that it saved me from a woman's wrath.
Just when I was going to escape with Hilda and Beel Ayame-nee-chan bonked my retreating head with her ladle. Damn it for civilian nee-chan hits very hard. When I complained, Hilda made a snide remark about finishing off the last of my brain cells. I asked her what she wanted and then she crossed her arms and simply said explain or no ramen for life. Man, my life is filled with bossy women who can hurt me in very unpleasant ways.
I asked her to call Teuchi-jiji to the front since I did not want to explain my story twice. She called him and he asked for the reason as to why he was called. She pointed towards me then to Hilda and Beel and said that I had some explaining to do. Her tone sent shivers up my spine and I think even the Kyūbi was scared of her at that moment.
I told them our cover story that Hilda and I were a couple and that Beel was our son. I had already asked Hilda how old he was before so quickly added that in. When she asked where Hilda was from, I said Demon country hoping such a place existed.
To my surprise, it did and it was quite famous for having seals that well sealed demons. I told them that Hilda has black chakra that is used to fight demons, and that she snuck into Konoha to learn how Kyūbi fell to its demise. I told them that we met accidently when I found her in one of my prank hiding spots. I asked who she was and how she had found my spot. She had civilian clothes so I had assumed she was just another person in Konoha.
We became quick friends because she needed the information and I needed a friend. She said she was hiding because she did not have a place to stay and I offered mine. She agreed to split rent and groceries evenly due to the low cost. We started living together but were never seen together.
Eventually one thing led to another and our relationship became physical. She got pregnant, and went back to quit her duties and deliver the baby. I told them she snuck back into the village the day after graduation. When jiji asked me about the information, she learnt about the Kyūbi I told him that she knew it was dead but not how. I also told him she will eventually figure out the how once she gets back after collecting her transfer papers next week.
Nee-chan asked me how his hair was green rather than blonde and I told her that in Hilda's family there is this gene that causes the women to be blonde and men to have a greenhead. This meant that Beel had the same hair color as his grandfather. Once the explanations were done, I excused myself and said that I needed to get to training. Jiji stopped me and asked how Beel created the lightening and then I looked at Hilda hoping she would answer.
Hilda's POV
I saw his desperation and cleared my throat and said, "Beel and Naruto are connected by a seal that bonds them. The stronger Naruto is the stronger Beel is. Currently Beel has a lot of chakra due to his father but no control. Therefore, to help he control his chakra and to slow down the coil growth this seal was used. It lets Naruto use Beel's chakra due to it entering his body. This causes Naruto to have a backup in case his chakra is running low he does not need to take the chakra pills. If Beel were to get off Naruto's back, he would not be able to mould chakra. The reason for the lightening was Beel being angry and channeling his chakra into Naruto's already molded chakra. Naruto was about to perform a jutsu and had chakra molded but Beel's will to hurt the two of us was greater. We were sparring and he presumed we were going to hurt each other so he started crying. Naruto was the reason as to why the lightening was so large not Beel."
Naruto's POV
Damn this woman is a good improviser and her explanation cleared quite a few questions. We left for the training ground and there I asked her what to do if they asked to show the seal. She said all I had to say was that it is only visible when Beel is using my body as a catalyst; since, he would only do so in desperate situations. I told her she would need to teach me or find me a teacher to use this power. She agreed and asked me what kind of training I did. Not seeing the harm, I told her that I was perfecting the jutsu I knew, chakra control, marksmanship, and speed training.
She looked very shocked at all the things on my plate and asked how I managed them all. I told her the clones were a solid copy of me and I learn what they learn. She asked me how many I could make and I told her that I only tried making a thousand and no more. She had a dangerous gleam in her eyes that made me think that I made a horrible mistake. She asked if I had enough energy to make them again after she had destroyed them earlier. I growled and pumped chakra into the technique creating a thousand clones. She asked me to do what I did yesterday and then the clones split evenly. She saw what each group was doing and then she saw me running through the field so she started sending attacks as a dodging exercise.
The clones all kept working when we left to eat dinner at eight. This menu consisted of boiled rice with miso soup and fried tempura. Hilda even made me eat the veggies saying that if I did not I will be an irresponsible parent for Beel. Hilda asked me why all my clones had a leaf on their forehead and I told her it was a control exercise for chakra. She contemplated on my statement and then opened my anatomy book. She said that in this book she read that there are 361 chakra openings in the body. With a little error here and there, I should be able to control the leaf on every chakra tenketsu. The idea was ingenious because I could already do one leaf all day and my control increased greatly. If I could, control 361 leafs then I would probably have very good control. I was just about to hug Hilda when memories of my spy clones started to come back.
The clans were all very powerful and I did not currently have any skills to take them on in a straight fight. I planned to shadow all of my classmates training for as long as possible. This way I would have the advantage of knowing all of their strengths and weaknesses. However, the problem was that I fell straight into her bosom. To prevent another beat down I quickly told her what happened. She stayed her striking hand and told me that I should go relax in the bath while my clones dispelled.
I agreed, quickly hugging her I went to the bathroom. I let the bath fill while I washed my sweat off. I then started washing Beel when my clones started dispelling. To ease the fatigue I jumped into the bath with Beel and relaxed. It was so good to have someone in my life. I was ecstatic that the weird man let Beel picked me as his guardian. Now I did not have to greet an empty house anymore. Even though only forty-eight hours had passed it felt like, a moment lived in a lifetime.
The fact that they are demons does not bother me. People already have a set mindset against me and I cannot be the same. I will not judge them until I know them completely. I an outcast orphan have a family to call mine. I know that I still have to prove that the Kyūbi and I are separate but now I have two people I need to protect. Hilda may not need protection but I still want to be strong enough to fight by her side.
The last of my clones dispelled letting me know that without further chakra control I have already reached my jutsu peak. However, I now had a solution to my problems thanks to Hilda. Now that is one complicated relationship. Her and I are guardians to Beel but are also legally married yet we do not know each other. We have a good background story and I think we can pull off being a couple but becoming a real couple is questionable. Then I realized that if we had a kid then we already did perverted things together and my mind started to drift. I did not want to expose Beel to my physical reaction so I had a clone take him out of the bath.
After my clone went out the door suddenly opened. I knew that it was not my clone because he was tasked to take care of Beel while I bathed. The only other person in the house was Hilda and when I saw a feminine shadow in the vapor, my breath was stuck in my throat. Then the shadow changed into a grotesque masculine shadow. It was the weird man from the river; seeing him killed my mood. I grabbed my towel and sprinted out of the bath because there was no way I was going to share a bath with a strange man. I changed into my pajamas and went into the kitchen.
There I saw Hilda smirking at me. I dispelled my clone and asked her about how the weirdo got into the bath. She said she called him to check on me since I suddenly sent Beel out with a clone. She wanted him to check if everything was all right. I asked her if she thought about knocking or coming in herself since we were married. I suddenly had a boot stuck in my head. I laughed, while pulling the boot out and handing it back to her.
I asked her the menu for dinner tonight and she said it was rice, wild boar meatballs and miso soup. The meatballs were huge and I asked her if she bought a farm of wild boars. She told me about a forest with demonic energy that had larger than life animals. Apparently, we will be eating boar meat for some time. I dug in to my food and suddenly tasted a difference in the cooking. I stopped eating and told her that she did not cook this food. She looked shocked at my revelation. She said that it was Alaindelon's house warming present.
Satisfying my curiosity, I started to stuff myself with food. The training was draining but not eating ramen three times a day made it easier. I love ramen but even ramen becomes bland if it is the only option every day. Hilda is fast so, she would be a good sparring partner to deal with speed and demonic attacks. In two days, I have improved a lot and spying on jiji helped with team designations. There is no way I was going to work with Sasuke teme and since I had Hilda, I did not want Sakura.
Keeping that in mind and seeing the team layouts, I started moving them around. I put Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke on the same team since Sasuke and I were put together for rivalry purposes. I then put the team under the infiltration and information squad as their profiles seemed correct for that. I put Hinata, Kiba, and Choji under the heavy hitters and tracking squad. That left Shino, Shikamaru and I under the balanced squad. Shino's bugs and I would fight up close while Shikamaru would be mid-range support. As soon as my clone finished arranging the teams, it dispelled. I do not care about my sensei as long as they have no prejudice towards me. I then laid the futon and went to sleep with my family after a hard day of training.
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Author Rant: Sorry the chapter came after so long due to college. Now who should I stick Alaindelon onto please vote! TKO~