Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto or Beelzebub plots or characters. This story is for entertainment purposes only.

Author's Note: There are three votes for Kiba and two for Shikamaru. The people commenting want Shika but I will only choose the winner. Also give LordGhostStriker a cookie for guessing the plot correctly. To all the people that believe Naruto is too young well I changed his age to fifteen meaning he joined the academy the same time as Hana (Kiba's sister) but failed three times. Hope you enjoy and continue to support my story ~TKO!

The next morning I woke up to a heavenly aroma of sweetness. Hilda had prepared a breakfast consisting of baked goods. There was bread, rolls with various creams and a cake all served with a delicious Jasmine tea. She told me today I could not train physically but had to rest while training mentally. When I complained, she said that the mental tasks were a series of puzzles that got harder on each level. The puzzles could be done while seated and did not require any physical activity. I did not want to quit training but Hilda said I should give my body a days' rest.

She then instructed me to make three thousand six hundred and ten clones to do the new leaf exercise. The clones divided into ten groups each working on separate chakra openings. The clones had to balance one leaf on their head and one on their assigned chakra opening by using the anatomy book as their guide. Once a clone could control both leafs for ten minutes it would dispel. This would let the rest of the clones know how to do this exercise.

Each clone would then have to control the leaf for one hour and wait an hour increment in between each dispel. This way the last clone has the experience of every single clone that dispelled before and I would receive all of that control. The drawback was that I would also receive ten times the fatigue of ten hours of chakra control. However, with this technique mastered, my jutsus would further improve and that was worth it.

I started on the puzzles that Hilda brought as a mental stimulation. I still kept the one leaf on my forehead to help with my control. Hilda said that I could not do physical exercises until I could hold two leafs on any opening for twenty-four hours. She also said that for every puzzle that I got wrong or gave up I had to increase all my weights by ten pounds. I then asked her about my reward for getting the puzzles right. She laughed and said that for every puzzle I got right she would give me a kiss. I quickly added that it had to be on the lips.

She smirked and said challenge accepted while handing me my first puzzle. It was a toddler's shape placement puzzle. All I had to do was place three shapes in three slots and I would pass. I looked at Hilda and asked her if she really just wanted to kiss me because this was an easy puzzle. She said that there were two rules to completing this puzzle. The first was that I could not use chakra and the second that all the pieces had to be placed at the same time. I was stumped because at first I thought I would place them one at a time. When she added the stipulation about inserting the pieces at the same time, I thought of making a Kage Bunshin but I could not use chakra. I really was in a bind here since never giving up as my ninja way.

I contemplated the puzzle for a long time with no answer but I refused to give up. When I started to feed Beel, I had an ingenious plan and quickly grabbed Beel off my back. I handed him one piece and then told him to put it in at the same time as I did. He shouted Da and I counted to three and put the pieces in their slots. I whooped with joy when the puzzle was done. I turned to Hilda and now I smirked at her shocked expression. I stuck my lips out and sucked them while tapping them with a finger. A taunt to fluster her miserably backfired.

She sauntered towards me with a swing in her hips that should be labeled a kinjutsu. They way she walked towards me was like a predator towards its prey. However, instead of running away I wanted her to come to me. Her swaying strut towards me not only utterly terrified me but also promised sweet release from my misery. She reached me and put her hands around my neck. She gave me a victory smirk before parting her lips and ravishing my mouth.

At first, I thought she would tease her way out but when I escaped from my shock the world around me turned to explosions. It was a rough kiss yet her lips were so sweet against mine. My hands automatically attached to her waist to keep her from leaving. I let go of my logical side and let instinct guide me. We were kissing each other with abandon of time and surrounding. It was a moment frozen in eternity that was interpreted with an electric short circuit.

Beel had decided to fight a cat with a ribbon on its ear; and when it attacked Beel cried. Our kiss had made us a complete circuit shocking us both. We were thrown apart and the blush on our cheeks was intensified due to embarrassment. I knew it was my first kiss and hoped the same was true for Hilda. I was suddenly hit with a weird memory. Apparently, a clone that was assigned to control a leaf at the foot did something amazing. It decided to stick the foot on a tree and on its initial success decided to start walking towards the top.

At the third step, the clone was blown off the tree and dispelled. I decided to create a clone that would dispel and send new orders. All clones were to try to reach to the top of their respective trees with a leaf on their forehead. The clones started to do the new exercise that would make me an awesome ninja. I needed to burn some energy and Hilda seemed to be in a world of her own so I increased my weights and started to run. Controlling my limbs with chakra became easier with more control that I could use chakra for a longer time.

As a clone or two would expire, I would replace them with new ones. I had thirty five hundred clones doing the exercise all learning from the mistakes of the dispelled clones. By lunchtime I could theoretically run, walk and fight up and down trees. I say theoretically because I had yet to try it myself. By lunch, Hilda had snapped out of whatever was bothering her and told me to stop running. She said that as punishment I had to meditate until dinner after we had lunch. I had to push my chakra out as much as possible while meditating and see the effect the hand signs have on it.

I did not want my punishment to be exchanged with no ramen since Ayame liked her. I love my nee-chan but she could influence Teuchi-jiji and the punishment is not worth the crime. I asked her if we were having ramen for lunch and she said no. The heretic should burn in hell where she will see no ramen for eternity. While I was expressing my opinion, she called Alaindelon who brought lots of Bar-be-Que.

I take it back she can get ramen twice a year for feeding me tasty meat. Ugh! That sounded so wrong, I think I died a little on the inside. I mentally slap myself and started to think about boobs. Hildas' soft yet firm boobs that felt like clouds in my hands and fit like peaches in my palms. If her breasts felt this good, I could not wait to get my hands on her ass. It looked so good and alluring in her skirt. I wanted to lower my hands when my arms were around her waist but I also wanted to stay alive. Suddenly a boot connected with my face and knocked me right out of my thoughts. I asked the reason for the physical harm and she simply replied that I was a pervert. I swear to ramen that I saw a little angelic Naruto go to Ramen Heaven as he lost his innocence. I pulled the boot out of my face and asked her how a man admiring his wife could be a pervert. All I got in reply was another boot to the face.

After eating a feast of BBQ'd meat and feeding Beel, I started on the next challenge of meditating. I had to meditate while releasing as much chakra as possible and seeing the effects of each hand sign on the chakra. According to my clone memories tree walking was now complete and they were back to trying Hilda's initial leaf exercise. I sat on the grass with my legs folded and my back rested on the smooth surface of a boulder. I formed the ram sign, as it was the sign that released chakra the fastest and just let go.

I could feel my chakra and it was wild and stubborn, which is exactly like my personality. I knew it would be impossible to control it perfectly. If my chakra was this messed up after learning three control exercises then I would never be able to control it. I kept pushing my chakra as much as I could even after fifteen minutes I had yet to feel any strain. I kept pushing until I started to sweat a little and then I started the next exercise. Now that I had pushed my chakra as much as possible I started to mold my chakra with twelve hand signs. I already used the ram symbol to expel chakra so I started in an alphabetical order. The symbols used and their results were as follows:

Bird (Tori)

Boar (Osu Buta)

Dog (Inu)

Dragon (Ryu)

Hare (Usagi)

Horse (Uma)

Monkey (Saru)

Ox (O-Ushi)

Ram (O-Hitsuji)

Rat (Nezumi)

Snake (Hebi)

Tiger (Tora)

The only seals that affected my chakra were the Inu and Saru seals. With the Inu seal the chakra around me felt like a fierce storm. While, with the Saru seal my chakra felt more flexible or easily moldable. The rest of the seals had almost no effect on my chakra. During my meditation I got the memories of the clones back of accomplishing tree walking. They had returned to Hilda's exercise of leaf balancing on several tenseku. With tree walking under the belt they could easily manage two leafs on any tenseku. After a while I showed Hilda that I could control the leaf on any tenseku. She did not look surprised and simply stated that it took me two and a half years to achieve this exercise. I looked at her as if she was crazy and got a boot to the face. The boot was followed by Beel's electric shock as he was bit by a bug. She then explained to me that by having 3600 clones perform an exercise for six hours is the same as me exercising for two and a half years. I instantly thought of using the clones for the meditating exercise.

This would let me work on my physical strength, while my clones worked on my control. I asked Hilda whether my idea would work and she agreed. She said I had to produce 5000 clones everyday out of which 3600 would continue the leaf exercise, 1200 would meditate, and 200 would continue to perfect my jutsus. I had to increase my speed as much as possible in the time I had left. She then told me that at least one day a week I had to rest completely and another day I had to run around Konoha without weights until I dropped. I even had to try fighting all my clones' everyday to dispel them. The fight would be an all on one ninja fight. If I won then the memories and fatigue got lost in the adrenaline rush. If I lost one clone would escort me home, the rest will fight to the death, and I would receive no backlash due to being unconscious. As each clone expelled the fight got harder because all the clones and I would get the experience of the dispelled clone.

Fighting five thousand clones for two hours would give me one year of fighting every day. In three weeks I would have a Genin level experience of twenty-one years. Using my spy network on the clans I knew that I had access to all jutsus below 'C' rank. The rank did not matter because for now I needed to know more jutsu. With my Kage Bunshin training I could perfect all these jutsus to a perfect degree. This perfection would help me learn harder jutsu faster. I could even try to incorporate these jutsu in a fight. I decided to ask Hilda to make me a list of jutsu that I could learn when we had dinner.

I asked Hilda about the topic of the day, which was the strategy training. She said that I had to learn the basics of shogi and then she would tell me how I could improve my strategy. I sent a Hilda henge clone to the library to get all shogi beginner books. The clone came back with thirty books all related to beginner level shogi and its rules. I tasked thirty clones to read the books while I asked Hilda about training with Beel.

She said that Beel would transfer his power into mine when I needed it to give me a boost. I told her that I had understood that fact but I needed to feel the power and learn to channel and control it. She demanded to know the reason behind me wanting to control Beel's power. I told her that if I knew to use it then I would know when to use it. In addition, if I knew to control it then I could use it for a longer time. She then started to call onto her demonic energy to demonstrate its use. The energy felt large and generated an oppressing feeling. A visible black energy generated from her body. It seemed like chakra but it felt thicker. I would have to try to pull this energy from Beel. This would apparently require a lot of patience, which I never had.

Since, I can remember people have told me to stop trying, or quit attempting since all I could do was fail. These people drove me to work harder to prove that I was better. If someone set a time limit I broke it to prove that I was better than the limit. My only redeeming feature out of every other ninja was that for me a glass ceiling did not exist. I was so bad at everything that achieving anything was exceeding expectations.

I challenged Hilda that I could summon Beel's powers before the vacation was over. She seemed a little speculative but said she would reward me with a date if I could successfully harness Beel's power in three weeks. I blushed at the thought but then Beel cried for dinner. This kid cries at the weirdest moments of intimacy. Since, it was dinnertime I let Hilda feed the bottle to Beel, while I fought my 3600 clones in a battle royal. I decided that this exercise would be harder if I limited myself to body replacement jutsu only.

I could not use chakra to enhance my speed or strength. Neither could I use it for any jutsu apart from replacement. I limited myself to two kunai and one shiruken, while the clones could go all out against me. This was also Hilda's idea because she insisted that fighting against the odds would be better for me. She said I would learn how to use techniques through the memories of my clones while I learnt to fight on instinct and a basic arsenal.

My clones were using all the skills I had learnt so far and killing one gave away my position to the others. I got through almost all of them when Beel started to cry. All of my clones dispelled and I saw a masked man take Hilda away. He grabbed Hilda and disappeared in a leaf-sunshin before I could attack. I do not know what happened but I needed to find Hilda and hurt the person who took her. I called for Alaindelon and he suddenly appeared in a joyous mood.

His mood did not sit well with me so I just growled at him and said to take Beel and me to Hilda. He ripped his chest open and a portal sucked us in. He said he would release me as soon as he had tracked Hilda. I was thinking of all the gruesome things I would do to the person who had grabbed Hilda. They tried to take someone precious to me and the prank king was pissed.

The title of prank king may not sound like much but replace paints with poison, smoke with gas and pebbles with weapons and you have chaos. I could do all that in the strongest village with bright orange made me extremely dangerous. The portal started to open and Hilda was on the floor with her hands tied behind her back. Her dress was cut using a kunai and she seemed to be crying.

I suddenly wanted to destroy the masked man in front of me. He was surrounded by six other masked men all dressed like ANBU. Currently, I cared neither if jiji authorized this nor it they had beef against me. All I knew was that they made Hilda cry and for that they had to pay. Apparently, Beel agreed because I could feel his power rush through me. I released my weights, while taking out my kunai. I started pumping chakra into my feet and then I ran. While, all the attention was on me I molded six clones behind the other perpetrators with instruction to give a heavy blow to the head.

I must have been fast because I was able to get inside his guard and draw first blood. It was a slash along his right arm and I had rammed the kunai in his elbow joint. He pulled the kunai out and then he seemed shocked that all six of his clones were dealt with. I knew they were clones because they turned into mud when my clones hit them. He was holding my clone that had henge'd into a kunai.

The clone dropped the henge and punched the masked man in the throat. I rushed at him seeing as his guard was open. I let Beel's energy flow into my fist and I hammered him in the face. The mask flew off his face and the person in front of me was Iruka sensei. I was shocked that Iruka sensei had kidnapped Hilda. He was out cold and I felt broken that one of my precious people had harmed another. Until I got an explanation from him my precious people were again down to one hand in counting.

I formed a clone to take Iruka sensei to the hospital. It had henge'd into the masked form of Iruka sensei so that sparring was a legitimate excuse. Then I saw that Beel's energy was still building up in my arm. I made a clone wake Hilda up after untying her. I asked her about my arm and a solution. She said that I had to release the energy that was being built up. We rushed out of the building before I unleashed my punch on an academy wall.

It resulted in half of the building falling into crumbles. The section of the wall that I had destroyed was the school armory. Not wanting to waste an excellent opportunity I had my clones pick up all kunai and shiruken that were available. Every clone took a different route and transformed into someone else before carrying the weapons from the armory to my apartment.

Now I would not need new weapons for some time to come and this was revenge for my stinted education. Hilda had an arm around my shoulder but then I crouched and grabbed her legs to hold her in a princess carry. She probably wanted to walk but I wanted to carry her. I asked her to let me win this argument since; she will be winning the rest of them for a long time. She relented and I smiled at her adorable pout. I placed Beel on her stomach and started to tree jump.

By the time we got home Beel was already sleeping. We changed and ate instant ramen for dinner. She was just about to walk into our bedroom when I hugged her from behind. She froze and the relaxed into my arms. She turned around in my grasp and brought her arms around my shoulders. I rested my forehead against hers, our noses were touching, and we were comfortable. I told her she had better not scare me like this again and she never let me go. She was about to promise when I stopped her. I told her if she promised then there was no turning back. Apart from Beel all I had was her word that she would stay however, I knew if Beel went she would follow.

She never made that promise but for tonight I held her close to me. I did not care about Iruka sensei for tonight the only people that mattered were safe in my arms. If the fight had taught me anything it was not to underestimate my opponents. In fact if I could make them underestimate me then I could win. My body was still not used to my speed so tomorrow was free running day. I decided to prank the village to cheer up baby Beel and make him feel at home. Though that was all for tomorrow because for tonight all the people that mattered were in my arms exactly where they belonged.

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