Disclaimer: I do not own either of the works Naruto or Beelzebub, neither do I make a profit from this fiction. This story is for entertainment purposes only and a Naruto and Hilda pairing. In addition, I would like to apologize to all readers and followers for not uploading. I had lost inspiration for this story but then suddenly after all this time a chapter just came to creation in my mind. I hope you enjoy and keep reading as I have more in store. Twisted Kunai Out TKO!

Becoming a genin

Going back to the diary I started to list my progress compared to three weeks ago. The comparative tables are below:

Naruto's skills: 3 weeks ago; Today

Speed: 100 m dash- 12 seconds; 100 m dash- 8 seconds

Stamina: Top speed for one hour; Top speed for 3 hours

Flexibility: Average; More flexibility

Sign speed: 3 per second; 12 per second

Strength: Dent training post; Break training post

Control: Horrible to none; Can run on water

Taijutsu: Horrible; Needs real fight analysis

Genjutsu: None: 2 known can detect both

Kenjutsu: None; None

Ninjutsu: 6, none perfect; 20 perfected to no seals

Kunai throw: 7/10; 10/10

Shiruken throw: 6/10; 10/10

Sensor: No; Up to 100 meters

*AN: The values after the semi-colons are the new values.*

In three weeks, I had trained 21 days using a thousand clones daily for a period of eight hours, which amounts to nearly one year of training daily. So to conclude I trained nearly 21 years in the spiritual and mental aspect. That is the reason why the number related to my chakra control and techniques improved more than my body. The academy trains ninja's for four years and a genin team usually gets a promotion within a year or two of graduation. I can safely assume that my chakra control is above Jonin level; however, due to Beel and Kyūbi I can never have perfect control.

I need more experience in the physical aspect of being a ninja because while my kata is muscle memory it is never been used in a real battle. I had my clones sneak out of the village and find bandits to kill, I need to get used to the feeling of taking a life. It is against my ideals but I do not want to hesitate and give the enemy a chance to hurt Beel or Hilda. To gain some fighting experience I brought a storage scroll, and stored a hundred clones in it. I created another two clones, and gave the scroll to the second; the clones had the following instructions:

1. Two clones must always be outside of the scroll

2. Only one clone will be fighting the target

3. Only bandits or rouge chunin ninja's could be targeted

4. The hunt would go on till hundred and one clones were dead

5. Every target killed equaled a positive point and every clone killed equaled a negative point

6. Collect all bounty, which the last clone will bring back

7. Don't get caught

The reason I set up this elaborate scheme is due to the ANBU watching me because of the seal on my stomach. This would allow me to prepare to kill and make sure that I do not freeze up during combat. The bounty collected will aid in managing finances, as we are a family of three now. The clones first used physical makeup to change their appearances and then henged before leaving the village. I learnt to appreciate the reach of a sword from sparring with Hilda; she was deadlier for a longer range. After the fake kidnapping by Iruka to test, my skill there was a change in our sleeping arrangements. She now slept in my arms and Beel slept in hers. I am sometimes scared that how little control I will have if something happens to them. I think I would destroy anything, maybe even Konoha.

It was very had to train with the energy that Beel produced. It was thick and made me feel sick to my stomach with its oppressive feeling. After much persuasion, Hilda had brought books from her world on controlling demonic power. I told them about the Kyūbi about a week ago, because I did not want them to feel as if I was lying to them. I needed them to know that the initial evil that Beel was attracted to was the Kyūbi chakra mixed in mine. I was terrified, more terrified than when Mizuki was trying to kill me. I knew the reason why these two were with me, and I knew their mission, I just did not want them to leave me if they thought I was a fake. I think I remember everything and absolutely nothing about the day when I told them the news. I do not think anybody can remember a conversation completely and forget everything else. The day was a summer day in the leaf village, which made it hot but my depression made it seem dark and gloomy. I was pacing about when Hilda came in the room, she stood there for a few minutes just being frustrated and asked me what was wrong. I spilled everything to her, she knew my origin story, and for a moment, I thought she would pick up Beel and leave for Hell. I anticipated a verbal or physical thrashing for betraying their trust however she just smiled. She said she knew I had a source of evil within me but she did not know what it was because her senses could sense something evil inside me.

She was ecstatic that the beast in my belly was the vilest and strongest as that was what Beel deserved as the Prince of Hell. Her words left me spluttering and searching for a response, and I think I did the most appropriate thing and hugged her. Put Beel right in the middle so that the devil woman could not hurt me. He was happy and giggling and I got away with a bonk on my head for wandering hands. Damn woman, Shikamaru was right troublesome is the perfect word for women. In the last few days, the clones I sent out for reconnaissance started to dispel allowing me absorb the information slowly and clearly. Since, there were many clones spying on each clan I can observe the same information from different angles both mentally and physically. The spies made life easier as they proved that I was ready to be a genin. Now that my three weeks were about to be complete it was time to create chaos.

The good people of Konoha need to be reminded that the Prank King is alive and Beel needs to have some fun. The day the graduation class was supposed to meet back for team assignments is when all of Konoha would know the greatness of the color orange. The prank would affect everyone including me to avoid suspicion, and a detailed report would make its way onto jiji's desk. Of course, I had to make sure Hilda was okay with it, I can handle jiji, but that woman is scary. (Cue whipping sound effects).

It was early morning when the screaming started, like music to my ears the chaos had started with a load scream to the heavens. Everyone stood still for a few seconds while their brains tried to process the orange and then utter chaos. There were people screaming, cleaning, and weeping while I got ready for the academy. One of the jutsu I learnt was the sunshin, which I used to get to the academy. Beel the adrenaline junkie he is loved every aspect of high speeds. The kid used my hair as a mane; I am not a freaking horse I grumbled and neighed. I think all of Konoha was looking for me while I relaxed at the academy. Oh, how great it was to be the Prank King of Hell.

Eventually all the graduates came in orange head to toe with an orange Iruka. I was playing with Beel while everyone filed in and Iruka just glared and said the Hokage wanted to see me. I kept whistling innocently while playing catch using Beel as the ball I made it to jiji's office. Beel was having fun watching everybody worked up while he got tossed up in the air. We made it to jiji's office and saw an orange Hokage smoking an orange pipe waiting for me. He glared and asked me if the prank was really necessary. In response I gave him the report of how I carried out my attack and the official kill count, which was the whole of Konoha. I could see him shaking as he read the report, he summoned the ANBU captain and gave him the report while sternly warming him that the orange stays as a warming and punishment for a month. He told me that he was going to reprimand me for the prank because I was a shinobi but the report saved me. He wanted me to pay me for the report but could not due to the prank it self, warning me not to do it again he let me go. I asked him how was he going to convict me if I had not used orange or given him the report and he just pointed at Beel. Of course Beel and Hilda weren't orange I still wanted to freaking live, I made Beel give jiji a hug and left.

I made it back to the academy and said hi to every other orange person and Shikamaru asked me why I was there and I just tapped the headband. I started juggling kunai's to entertain Beel while we waited for Iruka who had gone to get the teams from jiji. He came back and commented on the fact that we should have always been this quite during class and chuckled. He started announcing the teams while Beel giggled at the kunai's. The teams were just as designed with jiji and they went like this:

Team 7: Sasuke, Sakura, and Ino with Hatake Kakashi

Team 8: Hinata, Kiba, and Choji with Kurenai Yuhi

Team 9: In rotation

Team 10: Me, Shino, Shika with

He was just about to tell us who our sensei was when a black blur flew through the window. The black banner opened up and a purple headed chick stood there grinning with Kunai's ready. The banner read the sexy, and single Anko-sama, she stood up and shouted that Team 10 meet her in Training Ground 44 and disappeared. The three of us sweat dropped and I asked the two if they knew where TG 44 was and how to get there. They had no idea so I told them to follow me, and took them behind the academy and disappeared in a leaf sunshin. We reached the grounds, Shikamaru barely muttered troublesome and we had to dodge three separate kunai's headed for our faces. Anko cackled maniacally and told us to catch her before disappearing in the forest. I quickly told them that we have to stay together, find and capture this crazy sensei, I would be the heavy hitter, while Shikamaru and Shino try to trap her in their respective jutsus. I warned Shino to be careful because it is possible she uses fire jutsus to test him. With my basic plan set, Shikamaru developed a comprehensive plan to trap her while I kept her distracted. I created kage bunshins with the symbols and smoke to make Anko underestimate us and had the obvious ones fan out. I saw obvious because 50 clones henged into animals and merged into the ground. When the smoke cleared we were no longer standing in the same spot but our Bunshins were and my Kage Bunshin's were henged into the shadow to try to fool Anko. There was a lot of fighting, cursing, cuts, and bruises on our end and mad joyous laughter by Anko. It was noon now by the position of the sun and we had her captured. I was just about to celebrate when a heel made out with my face.

I started cursing but Beel was just giggling "Dabu!" while he played with the weapon of facial destruction. I saw Hilda walking towards us holding a plastic bag full of stuff. She pulled out the sword from her umbrella and pointed it at me and asked "Do you want to die forgetting Beel's food at home?". I tried to calm her down telling her there were people here and introduced her to my team. It was hilarious to watch them so shocked when I introduced Hilda to them as my wife. I asked Anko if we passed but she was busy playing with Beel. I started to mix the milk for Beel and when it was ready gave them both to Hilda. I opened my own box and saw an assortment of foods in my bento, I asked my teammates to join and we had lunch together. I asked Hilda about Alaindelon apparently he had found an interest in a silver haired jounin (cookies for guesses). Anko told us the time to meet for next week and dismissed us for the day. Hilda, Beel and I were going home when Hilda brought out Beel's favorite musical toy. It was a simple rattle but Beel seemed to love shaking it and hitting my head with it too. Suddenly a wild Kiba appeared before us and started talking smack about me to Hilda. He then broke Beel's toy using a kunai, Beel was about to cry so I asked him to stop because I was going to fix the toy. I handed him to Hilda, smirked at her and disappeared from Kiba's vantage. I beat him black and blue and took out his teeth as parts of the rattle. I fixed it with some ninja wire and for some reason Beel seemed to love the toy even more.

*I want to thank everyone who patiently waited for my story's update. Honestly, I was just stuck and did not know what to write anymore till about a week ago when this chapter just came to me. I don't have a next chapter yet but I will make sure to post something for Christmas as a filler fluff chapter about the Uzumaki family. I hope you enjoy this chapter and I am very sorry for any mistakes made in the chapter.*TKO out1