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I will be switching between good guy and bad (or deemed bad) guy so here's a member of the Akatsuki for ya!

A/N: real life items will be incorporated into this chapter. Bold: black Zetsu, italics: white Zetsu.

Deidara:
Switch his clay with Moon Sand

"Moon sand, moon sand, the clay that molds like dough!" Tobi sang as he skipped from his place at the market.

The masked man had no idea that they sold stuff like this! It never dried out and it could be shaped into anything. This was the perfect gift for Deidara-sempai. After calling his art bland, the explosionist had done what he did best: he blew Tobi to high heaven. The man with the fiery temper was going to need some more clay and this way, because it was colorful, it would be much better and prettier when it exploded!

Technically it was sand, but it was like dough and dough was like clay right? If he mixed them together, it would make everything okay! This would be the perfect way to make it up to Deidara-sempai and help his art not be so boring. He would be happy that Tobi wanted to help him be a better artist.

Slowing down, the giddy Akatsuki member entered the hideout and immediately was confronted by Zetsu.

"Where have you been Tobi? What have you got there?"

He couldn't tell anyone about the present he had gotten for Deidara-sempai. If he did, it might get back to him and the surprise would be ruined! Thinking quickly Tobi said, "I just went to buy something. It's not for Deidara-sempai or anything like that! No way!"

The plant ninja gazed at Tobi silently for a moment. He never would understand this personality of his and there was no point in trying to decipher what was going through that little mind. Whatever it was, Zetsu had a strong feeling that it was going to end up badly. He wasn't going to warn Deidara; despite his black half's serious nature, his white half was all for pranks. Tobi most likely wouldn't mean it as a trick or insult, but he never was very good at trying to do nice things for people like the time he brought Zetsu a bag of manure. He thought that the man with the duo personality needed to give his flytrap "food" because it was a plant. Black Zetsu was not very happy about it.

"Do not get yourself into trouble Tobi." The ivory side laughed. "You know that's impossible."

Zetsu then slipped through the floor and was gone. Tobi was safe; Zetsu-san knew nothing of his plans and now he could go execute them. It was a good thing it was about three in the morning so Deidara-sempai would be asleep. The place he went to wasn't exactly open so Tobi snuck inside, got what he needed, and left the money on the counter. He had to do it for Deidara sempai; Tobi couldn't go to the store during the day because someone else might have seen him get the Moon Sand and that would ruin everything.

Tip toe-ing the twenty feet to the former Stone ninja's room, Tobi quietly opened the door, making sure to stay absolutely silent. It wasn't necessary because Deidara was a heavy sleeper, but it was just in case. Tobi didn't want to get to get caught so this was important.

After opening the container of moon sand, Tobi looked around for the pouch that Deidara kept his clay in. He realized this was going to be harder than he thought when Deidara turned on his side and he saw that the pouch was still tied on his waist. Tobi gulped; he could do this. He had to for sempai! This was the only way to make his art pretty so after taking a few cautious steps towards the bed, Tobi reached out and slowly began unzipping the small bag.

Tobi had to stop himself from jumping up and down when he managed to get it open without waking his sempai. It was short lived when the male tried to pull the clay from the pouch, but Deidara rolled onto his stomach, trapping it underneath him. Sitting back to try and figure out what to do, Tobi decided he was just going to have to flip the blonde back over. Hopefully he wouldn't wake up.

After getting Deidara halfway, Tobi froze when he heard, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I-I..." The masked man stopped speaking when he saw that the artist's eyes were still closed, his breathing remaining even. Deidara was talking in his sleep.

"Stupid marshmallows," he muttered, blonde hair shifting when he turned his head. "I'll roast all you fuckers."

Struggling to stifle his laughter, Tobi finished turning Deidara over and pulled out his clay. It only took a few minutes to mix the Moon Sand and clay together. Sempai's art was going to be so pretty!

Deidara and Tobi were walking through the forest after being sent on a mission to scope out the next Jinchuriki. The masked man couldn't contain his excitement. Deidara-sempai hadn't said anything yet about his clay so he guessed he didn't know about what Tobi did.

"Did you like the present?" Tobi asked eagerly, interrupting Deidara in mid-sentence.

The shinobi frowned at his ditzy partner. "Just what the hell are you talking about?"

"The present I gave you."

"What present, un?"

"You don't know what present?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"But I gave you a surprise! Why don't know about it yet?"

Deidara clenched his teeth together before saying, "Because I don't fucking know. Start making some damn sense or shut the hell up!"

Tobi danced from one foot to the other frantically. "But I can't know if you like your gift unless you use it!"

"Say one more thing and I'll blow you up Tobi," Deidara growled, hand unzipping and entering his pouch.

"But Tobi wants you to like the present!"

The explosionist saw red; his temper was indeed just like his art and he immediately opened the mouth in his palm, allowing it to begin chewing his clay. Something didn't feel right; his clay usually had a smooth feel to it, but this time it was a little gritty. No matter, Tobi had shot his last nerve to hell and Deidara was going to send him flying for it.
Pulling his hand from the pouch, the mouth spit the clay back up and Deidara molded it into three spiders without looking. "I told you to shut up, un!"

The fact that Tobi was laughing happily like a maniac wasn't doing anything to subside the rage within him. Deidara threw the spiders at the giddy man and when they hit his partner, they exploded...colorfully and like a firework instead of a bomb.

Blonde eyebrows furrowed. "Hmm? What the hell?" Deidara looked at his palm and his bright blue eyes shot open in surprise. His mouth's tongue was green. "What is this!"

Tobi clapped his hands. "I'm glad that Deidara-sempai likes his gift! Tobi mixed sempai's clay with green moon sand to make it pretty because Deidara-sempai got angry when Tobi said his art was boring."

Deidara looked in his pouch and saw that his clay was now a lime green color. His anger tripled, but instead of attacking Tobi, he counted backwards from ten. Afterwards, he molded another spider and ran at the nuisance, "I'm going shove this down your throat Tobi, un!"

"No sempai!" Tobi exclaimed as he took off running, Deidara hot on his trail.

Zetsu slid partially from a tree, watching the two tear up the forest while Tobi tried to escape his irate partner. "That had to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. You always were easily amused."

I do not own Moon Sand. The commercial actually annoys me -_- lol. Next will be someone from Konoha. I'll give you a hint: he's similar to Naruto when it comes to not recognizing a girl's feelings.