Thank you YamiHinata, sasukes1wuver, and princessbinas for reviewing! This is all I had written from my previous account. I have to figure out who I want to do next ^_^.


Ino:

Switch her perfume with vinegar


"That freaking pig," a sixteen year old girl seethed, slamming things around in her room. "She thinks she's so cool just because Sasuke agreed to go on a date with her."

The irate female threw her sandals forcefully into her closet, putting a dent in the wall before they fell abused onto the floor. So what if he did? It was only because he was tired of her asking. On the other hand, Sasuke had never turned her down!...except for that one time when he called her annoying that is...

That one didn't count because the things she was saying about Naruto were mean and untrue. She completely deserved what Sasuke said and Sakura loved that he had been honest with her. Still, Ino rubbing a date with him in her face was beyond frustrating.

"She can be such a bitch," Sakura huffed as she plopped down on her bed.

There must have been something she could do to sabotage that date and make Ino look like a total idiot in front of Sasuke. Sure, it might have been a little childish, but it was necessary to bring that pig off her high horse.

Sakura sighed and turned beryl orbs to gaze a her disheveled room. They roamed over the picture of Team Seven over to her dresser and that was when she saw it.

"That's it!"

A bottle of perfume that Ino had let her borrow a few days ago was sitting on her dresser. Sakura remembered that Ino said she was going to come get it when she was blabbing about her date.

Sakura raised an eyebrow slyly, a smirk curling at the corner of her mouth. What if Sakura switched her perfume with something with a more...interesting smell to it? That would be the perfect way to embarrass Ino so bad that her face would permanently be crimson.

The young kunoichi giggled evilly at her plan. She stood and placed a finger to her chin thoughtfully, foot tapping rhythmically as she pondered what to switch it out with. Sakura left her room to check her small home for something devious. The first place she checked was the kitchen.

Rummaging through the cupboards, the teenager tossed various choices out of the way, not finding any of them to be worthy of that ugly, blonde brat. Her smile faltered when she didn't see anything good enough. Just as she was about to close the wooden door, Sakura spotted a jar in the very back and her smile instantly reappeared.

"Vinegar."

The young ninja's fit of maniacal laughter returned as she removed the jar, walking over to the sink with the perfume bottle in the other hand. Sakura emptied it and refilled it with vinegar. The sour scent mixing with what was left in bottle made her nose crinkle in disgust. It was perfect.

Performing a Transformation Jutsu, Sakura made the disgusting concoction smell like the perfume that was once in the bottle and closed it, smiling viciously when she heard a knock.

Sakura quickly returned the bottle to the dresser in her room then went to the door.

There stood Ino smiling triumphantly at Sakura when she answered. "Hey Billboard Brow. I just stopped by to grab my perfume so I can get ready for my date with Sasuke-kun."

The way she said it and smirked at Sakura made her want to rip her face off, but thinking about the outcome of her prank made the irate girl stay calm as she turned her back and began walking to her room.

"So where are you two going?" Sakura asked bitterly, trying to continue playing the jealous role even though she technically was.

"Wouldn't you like to know," Ino said smoothly, taunting laced in her words. "Well if you must know, Sasuke and I are going to Ichiraku's today at five. Who knows, we might have a romantic walk beside the river afterwards. Doesn't that sound perfect?"

That's it, Sakura thought to herself once she reached the dresser where her masterpiece sat gleaming in its emerald bottle. I'll follow them then release the jutsu and laugh at her when Sasuke tells her how disgusting she smells. Serves her right!

Sakura smiled to herself before wrapping her fingers around the bottle and turning to hand it to Ino. "You're such a bitch."

Ion's crystal blue eyes sparkled as she took what she thought was her perfume. "I know."

Later on that day, Sakura hid in the bushes close by Ichiraku Ramen, concealing her chakra so that she could go undetected. She felt like a creeper following Ino around, but it had to be done. Sakura needed to sabotage this date so she could have a better shot at Sasuke.

Scanning the area, the young girl's heart sped up when she saw that head of ebony spikes walking towards Ichiraku. He was so irresistible and the fact that he was strong made him more attractive. Sakura held back a sigh as she gazed fixated at those dark orbs that were moving fluidly over the scenery.

The rosette frowned when she saw that blonde idiot move from her place outside of Ichiraku's shop to hug Sasuke. His face remained expressionless and he spoke; Sakura hoped he was telling her to get off.

Alright, it's game time.

Sakura held up her hands and did the appropriate hand sign. "Release."

An evil smile worked it's way across Sakura face as she waited for Sasuke to push Ino away in disgust. A few moments turned into minutes and Sakura's joy began to diminish. What the heck was going on?

Sakura stood abruptly from her hiding place and stomped over to Sasuke and the devil that was with him. She stood in front of them and glared at her enemy who was giving her a sultry smile.

"Did your plan to sabotage my date with Sasuke-kun backfire?" she asked sweetly, hooking her arm into the male's beside her. "Well I figured you would try something and I was right. If you're going to put a transformation on something you're trying to pass off as perfume, make sure to cover your tracks. You put the wrong scent over that concoction."

Sakura wanted to smack herself not only for making a simple mistake such as that, but because now she had been embarrassed in front of her crush. Her cheeks were flushed darker than her hair and she wished she could just sink into the ground.

"This is not a date," Sasuke said bluntly, untangling himself from Ino. "I called you here to tell you to stop sneaking into my bedroom at night. Breaking and entering to watch someone sleep is something a stalker does."

Sakura watched in amusement as Ino's face turned the color of a tomato.

"Wh-what are you talking about?" she questioned, turning her back and fingering a strand of her sun colored locks. "I just um..."

"That's kind of creepy Ino," Sakura taunted, adding insult to injury. "I wouldn't do something like that."

The Uchiha turned to face the other girl who liked him. "Come Sakura, let's spar. I want to see how strong you've become."

"Sure," she answered shyly before turning to Ino and giving her a grin.

Sakura could feel the anger radiating against her back as she and her childhood teammate began the trip to the training grounds. Looks like things did work out as planned after all.


Alright that's it. The end of this little short series because I have other stories to worry about. This was just to prove how a list fic should be done.