Thank you all for reading, here is our first 'fun chapter' that isn't serious at all. Seriously, its unserious. I recently got Just Dance 4 for the Wii, and while I was playing I thought "Hey, what if 'Rionna' (Babs) challenged Rio (Robin) to this game?" and thus, this chapter was born. Enjoy? Maybe? R&R please :)
-Wayne Mansion, Rio's Room-
I pulled out my uniform, more bindings and a compression tank.
Wally came out of our bathroom in his Kid Flash costume. "What about Barbara, I mean, 'Rionna'? Doesn't she get a cool costume too?"
"I'm not part of the team, it's a bit pointless. Also, Rio is already Robin. I'm going to 'not join you guys' as Rionna, but later I may join as Batgirl!" Barbara smiled taking off the Lacoste glasses she got from Wally and handing them back to him. "Hey, can we bring your Kinect to the Cave?"
"What? No, Babs." I looked at her as she pulled something from her bag, seeing it was a dance simulator game - I frowned further.
"Aw, c'mon. Girls versus Boys! The boys would have an upper hand with you helping them!" Babs tried to give me her best 'puppy dog eyes'. She then offered another option. "If you play, I'll spar with you."
"Why?"
"I get it." Kid Flash looked at us "It firms the position that you are not Rionna, but Robin. It tricks the team into thinking you are two different people!"
"Argh, okay then." I pulled on the compression tank and the rest of my costume, throwing my sleeveless sweater dress back to Babs.
"Another thing, thanks for the voice changer and wig. Totally makes this thing believable!" she smiled as she pulled the dress on.
Kid Flash just nodded looking at me "Rio, you alright?"
"Just a bit dizzy, it's alright. Let's go."
-The Cave-
"Robin, B-01. Kid Flash, B-03. Rionna A-01." so glad that Batman finally fixed the name, having Rob walk in twice was getting annoying
"RIONNA!" M'gann flew forwards, giving 'Rionna' a hug "Did you bring it?"
"You bet I did, M'gann!" 'Rionna' pulled the Kinect and software from her backpack. "We also have boys versus girls if I do one thing first."
"What would that be, Rionna?" Kaldur walked in the room, watching 'Rionna' as she turned around, heading to the center of the room.
"Sparring with my dear cuz." 'Rionna' smiled. She was using the back-up plan this early? Not asterous. She motioned towards me "Robin said he would play if we sparred first."
Great, last time I 'sparred' with her was in gym class. Our moves were almost identical, and reflexes alike. I looked over, Artemis and Superboy had taken place beside Kid Flash. I looked up at 'Rionna'. It was still unnerving looking at 'myself'.
"Robin, are we still on? Get over here." 'Rionna' looked at me, I walked onto the floor. It lit up light teal as I met at the centre of the room with 'Rionna'. She put her fists up defensively, then ran at me, flipping over my head.
I did not expect her to kick my rear prior to landing. I accidentally let a girly "Eeep!" escape my lips. I got up, reading the sign on the floor FAIL. I twisted around, just as she came back to attack, I flipped up and knocked her off balance slightly. Well, more than slightly, she was wearing my boots.I twisted around, tripping her. The floor next to her read FAIL.
"Y'know cuz. Let's make this more fair." 'Rionna' took off the boots, looking at me. "Shoes, off." she smiled as I took off my shoes, both of us equal in bare feet. "Gotcha." She twisted around, kicking me over. FAIL. "Tired yet?"
"No." I swung my legs around under me, knocking her over onto the floor too. "Equal now?" I got up, beginning to walk away.
"Y'know why most heroes don't wear capes, Robin?"
"What? EEEEK!" She pulled down on my cape, hard. My back hit the floor. Ouch. FAIL. "Owww... 'Rionna', that was dirty!"
"There was no rule set about your cape, Robin. It's a cute cape too, isn't it?" 'Rionna' picked up the edge of the cape, helping me up. "Ready for a little game, or do you want more?"
"Fine, I'll play." I tried a batglare at her, she just shrugged, pulling me over to M'gann and Kid Flash.
"Girls versus boys then. I'll team up with Rionna, you can team up with Kid Flash, Robin." M'gann smiled
"Who said I was playing?!" Kid Flash complained
"Well, Superboy and Aqualad didn't want to play, so you're the only guy left." 'Rionna' smirked, holding up the games "I'm going to set up the system, c'mon."
-The Cave, Kitchen/TV room-
Kid Flash elbowed me as we entered the room, pushing me off to the side. "Rio, are you sure? I mean, we can make a quick bat-excuse and get out of here in a flash, taking Babs with us."
"Chicken you're going to lose to a girl at a dance game?" I looked at him, smirking. I suddenly saw a different look in his eyes. "What's up Wally?"
"Um, your dance moves... might tip everyone else off." Kid Flash looked at me. "Now, are you sure?"
"C'mon cuz, Kid Flash, let's go!" 'Rionna' looked at us, smirking. She put motion bands on us to track our movement to the camera. "It's up to four players, so we cleared floor space!"
I looked at the screen, M'gann had already selected 'Oh No' from the title list. She smiled sweetly at me and Wally. "It says Duet. You and Rionna can go first Robin."
I stood beside 'Rionna', who smiled. "My song, you're on."
"But, it's so girly..."
"Shut up and play." Artemis was sitting on the couch with Kaldur and Conner.
The song began: Don't do love, don't do friends, I'm only after success. Don't need a relationship, I'll never soften my grip...
I followed the dancer on screen to a T. I looked over at 'Rionna', she was also following the dancer perfectly.
Don't want cash, don't want card, want it fast, want it hard. Don't need money, don't need fame. I just want to make a change. I just wanna change.
The last line repeated several times, and the dance moves were extremely girly. I was nailing it, getting perfect for everything, 'Rionna' was too.
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be. I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine. I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy. Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I was twirling around according to the dance instructions, then seeing Red Tornado and Batman at the door. Uh oh. But I'm getting perfect! CONTINUE DESPITE THE AWKWARDNESS!
One track mind, one track heart. If I fail, I'll fall apart. Maybe it is all a test. Cause I feel like I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best.
Still getting perfect, and 'Rionna' was too. I saw Bats sit down on the opposite couch. EVEN MORE AWKWARD. I continued hesitantly when I saw 'GOOD' pop up, spotting my 'PERFECT' run.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will possess you. TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal. It has no appeal.
The last line repeated more, the air seemed more tense with Bats in the room. Usually when it was just Red Tornado, it wasn't so awkward.
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be. I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine. I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy. Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no. (2X)
'Rionna' spun around "You're falling behind Robin!"
"Try me!" I saw Bats raise an eyebrow at my reply.
I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna live, I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fail, gonna die, die, die, die.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect... wow, I'm good at this! Megan had joined in, obviously having fun, despite Bats and the tense air.
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be. I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine. I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy. Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no. (2X)
The game finished, I looked at the hi-score. "SWEET!"
"It's over nine-thousand!" Wally's jaw dropped "Rionna only has... 8999? How'd that happen? Is there decimals in this game?"
"No silly, they don't do that in these games." 'Rionna' smiled, then turning to Batman "Hey, guess it's time to go home now!"
Batman got up without a word, walking 'Rionna' out. We heard the ZetaTubes fire up. "Batman 01. Rionna A-01."
"So... amazing moves Robin. Who is that girl?" Artemis smirked "I know she's Rionna, I just need to know how she knows you."
"Are you guys twins? You look like siblings, from what it looks like now!" M'gann floated over. I attempted another bat-glare, M'gann backed up.
"She's my cousin." Yeah, I'll just stick with that story. Hopefully it doesn't nip me in the butt later. "She's from Gotham."
"She's kinda cute!" KF smirked devilishly
"WALLY!" I felt my face flush red suddenly. "She's my cousin, dude. I do not need to know whether or not you find her... attractive."
"Whatever Rob." Kid Flash looked at my red-flushed face. "I think you might be sick or something... Here, I'll take you home. Just so you don't collapse half way there." He let me lean on him as we went to the ZetaTube "We'll get your Kinect next time we're here."
So there ends our first FUN chapter. If you have an idea for a FUN chapter, review or PM, I might just use your idea (and credit you too!) ~RicePoison
