Host Club Love
Disclaimer : I don't own Ouran Host Club just the Ocs and the plot.
Hehe lets see how Yuki faces when it's a normal day at Ouran and her project for English class is due in? Well actually you get to see her face now, she sort of got cheeky didn't she :P
Eight
(YUKI'S POV)
(ENGLISH)
I sat in my English class. Haruhi had come in and asked me if I was okay because of the note and I said yes. The twins seemed to have picked up on my mortification because when Haruhi went up to read her poem a note landed on my table. I opened it and read the note before scribbling down a reply. This carried on till she came to sit back down and the note passing stopped.
Hey, whats up, you seem mortified.
Hikaru
xox
I am mortified. I don't know why but I trust you two. Can you help me?
Yuki
:'(
Sure whats happened.
Kaoru
oxo
Do you know who I likes?
Yuki
:'(
Course we do, it's Kyoya-senpai. Did something happen between you two?
Hikaru
xox
Yeah! If so tell us and we'll help you. You probs dont realise but he really likes you. Shuda seen his face when you were yelling at the twins and sex-god was mentioned. HAHAH! but no seriously tell us, we'll help.
Kaoru
oxo
Oh no! I forgot I yelled all of that out! What was his face like? And yeah something sort of happened. I came into school early today because I couldn't sleep and I ran into him. When he asked me about going to the beach with the host club I said I'd go if I could stay with him. He pinned me against the wall and I … well lets just say I flirted and kissed his neck before skipping off.
Yuki
:'(
YOU DID WHAT! Oh and yeah he looked sort of embarrassed and smug it was so funny. But you did WHAT! I can't believe it, we have to help you play hard to get! Who else knows you like him? Well other than us, Honey and Mori. Tamaki doesn't even realise … yet.
Kaoru
oxo
OMG! I wish I cuda seen his face. You got it for him really bad and he must like you not to have snapped! So what do you wanna do? Make him jeleous? Tease him? We're here to help!
Hikaru
xox
Well yes I did do that. I wish I could have seen his face, it would have been funny. Uhh should I play hard to get? I mean it could be fun and I would like to tease him a bit but not make him jealeous. And Haruhi knows, so do the twins (I hate them for it) and surprisingly Ryu-nii picked up on it immediately. When did Honey and Mori get it?
Yuki
We're in! Okay what we need to do is to get you to act real flirty with him and when it comes to teasing, well we'll put you two in the kitchen alone later, be really sexy with him and leave at the last minute. Do a wink or something it'll be so fun and you'll wind him up in no time! Cool we all sort of guessed when you gave him the cakes. It was kind of obvious. Oh Haruhi's finishing, we'll talk later, no telling her mind!
Hikaru & Kaoru
oxo xox
Haruhi came over and sat down. She gave me a funny look as I stuffed the paper into my bag before the teacher called me up. I sighed and walked up whispering quickly to the teacher. He nodded and I walked over to my bag quickly pulling out what I needed, Haruhi looked bemused. It was my Mp3 and speakers which could blare music just as loud as any CD Player.
Silently I walked to the front of the room and hooked it all up before turning it on and selecting the song I needed. Turning to face everyone I stopped myself from looking away as I spoke. "This is an English song, I hope you all enjoy it even though it may be what you're not used to." the music began to play and I smirked at the bored looking teens. I took a deep breath and began to sing with an amused look on my face when I saw their shock.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me"
I could feel myself getting into the song, it never took long. Haruhi smiled, true to my old fashion I'd been swaying at the start of the song and now I began to dance. Moving my hips in a mesmerising manner and making everyone (except Haruhi and the twins) blush a deep red shade.
"I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll"
People stared in wide-eyed disbelief as I danced over to the twins who just raised an eyebrow at me when I sat on their desk and played with their hair for a moment before leaning in to them and then pulling away at the last second. Haruhi just pushed me playfully off her desk when I went to go sit on hers, I smirked and put my hand up to her before turning and skipping over to the front of the room.
"People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent."
I stuck my tongue out at Haruhi who stuck hers back out at me before breaking into a big grin as she laughed. The twins looked terribly mortified as I spun around and my tartan school skirt lifted up in a small breeze. Coming to a halt I began to sway again.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent "
Smirking I danced around and even went so far as to grab the teacher's hands and pull him around in a circle. He looked bewildered at first and then when I let go and did the same to some random people in the room (yes, that's girls and boys!) he seemed to get the idea that I was lost in the music. Slowly people began to gather the same and they generally smiled and laughed, some (the twins) even came up and did some sexy dancing with me.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
Sexy... naughty... bitchy...me"
The class was in tears of laughter when Kaoru and Hikaru pointed at me skirt with looks of horror on their faces. I smirked and leaned in before dancing out of the way and then mock-slapping Kaoru whilst Hikaru pulled various poses.
"People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me"
I smiled and pulled Hikaru and Kaoru to my side and we pulled the same poses and much to the amazment of everyone in the room we all managed to look dead sexy. I don't know how but a Charlie's Angel pose even came in though I think it was on naughty but I'm not sure.
"I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me"
The door opened and Hikaru pushed me into the person stood in the doorway, I went a delicate shade of blood red but continued to sing as the twins mimed short shorts, giving me a look as they did so, understanding flashed across my mind as I remembered the notes. I smirked and looked up at non other than Kyoya who gave me a confused look, I smiled and grabbed his shirt pulling him towards me as my leg wrapped around his waist, leaning up I placed a quick kiss on his cheek before dancing away. Hikaru and Koaru pulled me to them and we mimed a quick scrap before pulling various poses.
"I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me"
The song ended with me sat on the teachers desk with Hikaru holding onto my left leg with a look of pure lust on his face whilst Kaoru leaned over the desk, his face buried in my neck with a look of pure dirtiness on his face. I breathed a sigh of relief as the song finished and when we all moved away I literally took two steps, went jelly-legged and fell on top the twins breathing heavily.
"Gomen." I muttered from on top them, they looked so comical splatted underneath me that everyone burst into laughter. An unamused Kyoya however didn't, he stood in the doorway glaring at us, I cringed as Haruhi helped me up carefully with a look of pure joy on her face. I leaned against her attempting to gain my breath back.
Once caught, I looked at the smirking twins and the happy class. Sighing, I spoke. "Gomen, I've always had a love for music and generally I will dance accordingly to the song and lyrics so I sorta didn't mean it to be as dirty as it was. Ah! Gomenasi Kyoya-senpai, you sort of got dragged into it. Sorry."
He nodded and proceeded to talk to the teacher whilst the class kept laughing and telling me I was amazing. I got many questions asked and the most popular seemed to be "Where did I learn all of that from." I smiled and smirked at Haruhi.
"Well … my older brother Juu-nii happens to love dancing and he's not got the cleanest style and not to mention at my Nana's home we used to sing a lot and so then when I got old enough I put the both together, plus working in the Music Shop didn't help me." there were exclamations of wonder at my words and many people asked if I'd ever done performances, I shook my head and answered dozens of questions.
