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Naruto's pov

*yawn* "good morning Hidan." I was rubbing my eyes while saying this and I was shocked when I saw him look away from me. Did I do something wrong?

"G…good morning Naruto, Did you sleep well?" he sounded nervous, why?

"Yes, I did, thank you Hidan. Do you want to go pray in the shower first? If you're wondering, we need to pray in the shower otherwise we might stain the ground." I know we can't leave marks but it might be hard to pray in the shower, oh well, if Hidan's ok with it, I am.

"Ok, I'll go first. You're probably right about the blood." With that he quickly left to pray, what's up with him?

*knock* *knock* who's here so early?

I opened the door, "hi Kakashi sensei. What do you want?"

"Lady Tsunade wants to see you as soon as possible." He was reading his Icha Icha paradise books while speaking to me.

"Ok, we'll be there soon." He quickly jumped away after nodding to me.

"Who was that?" I spun around and saw Hidan coming out of the bathroom with only a towel on.

I shut the door, "Kakashi, we need to see the hokage soon."

He nodded and went to get dressed as I took a shower.

We were outside Tsunade's office within half an hour. *Knock* *Knock*

"Come in."

"What did you want to talk to us about?" I nudged Hidan as he was looking around uncaring, he instantly concentrated.

"You two will go on a mission along with Sasuke and Sakura."

"What? No way am I going on a fucking mission with that whore Uchiha and slutty pink haired brat!" Hidan was yelling now, forgetting about is cover. But why does he hate Sakura and Sasuke so much. He'd obviously forgotten that Itatchi was outside when he called Sasuke a whore.

"You know I don't appreciate being called a whore and Sakura doesn't like being called a slut." Sasuke's probably made things a lot worse by appearing, I guess I have to step in.

I elbowed him in the stomach, "I'm so sorry about him, living with the akatsuki for so long affects people. We will go on the mission, just give us the details."

Tsunade nodded while Hidan just looked away pouting. I guess he does look kind of cute like that, though Madara would kill the both of us if he knew this.

"Ok, so this is a mission to find and capture the missing ninja called the black shadow, here's the data." She handed the information to Sakura.

The black shadow, I know him as he's also an enemy of the akatsuki, so me, Madara and Hidan went after him, he escaped but we're so much stronger than him and if Hidan's head hadn't got lost he wouldn't have escaped. Hidan stared at me so I knew that he recognised the name to.

In order to make fun of him I whispered, "just don't lose you're your head this time," into his ear, he glared at me from the side and I stifled laughter.

Four hours later me and Hidan were standing by the gate waiting to set off.

"Naruto, Hidner." Sasuke said nodding at us as he approached though he snarled at Hidan's name. We nodded to him and Sakura as she approached.

"Ok let's go." As I said this Sakura started to tell us her plan.

"So, we'll keep Naruto at the back as a reserve because of his condition, us three will attack and try to detain him, I think we should each say our strengths and weaknesses. I'll start; I have an abnormal strength and I am a medical ninja. Sasuke..."

"*groan* fine, I'm an Uchiha so have sharingan and fire jutsu, I've also mastered the chidori. Hidner…"

"*smirk*I'm good at everything. Naruto…"

"*sigh*you all know what I can do."

We were just outside our destination now, Sakura spoke up, "we'll split up into pairs to look for him, remember, if you find him, signal us and don't engage in battle."

"I'll go with Naruto!" While Hidan said this, Sasuke glared at Him.

"Fine. Let' go."

We each went our separate ways to look for him, Hidan and I knew him better so we found him almost immediately, and this would be fun.

"Hey black shadow, miss us." I knew I sounded cocky, but I had every reason to. We had released the jutsu so looked like our normal selves, when he turned to face us, he seriously went pale.

"just so you know, Madara has made Naruto pregnant and Naruto has a lot of friends within the hidden leaf, so unless you want to have the hidden leaf and the akatsuki on your tail then I suggest you give in now." The black shadow's eyes were wide now; he immediately bent down begging for mercy.

Sasuke and Sakura were gawping when be brought a tied up black shadow to them.

"H-how?"

"Sasuke, you underestimate us so very much." I was practically laughing when I said this. We went back to the leaf and handed in the report without any hassle.

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